A review of famous scenes in anime: starting with Emiya Giant Warrior

Chapter 228



Chapter 228

Chapter 228: The Soul Painter, the Shitless King!!

[Seeing that everyone had decided to go, the Time Chicken had no choice but to go along, so he reminded the young man: "Young man, let me tell you! It's not easy to unlock the three seals at the same time."]

[Speaking of this, the Time Machine raised its wings seriously, "These three seals were originally three artifacts left on Earth by Little King Kong. In order to snatch the artifacts! Humans have launched wars again and again."]

["This is to prevent things from happening again, so we sealed the artifacts, and there are various traps where the three seals are hidden. Without my map, you will get lost in it."]

["1, 2...8!!" But everyone obviously didn't Instead of being serious, they all tilted their heads to count the number of fingers on his wings, "How many are there?"]

[After finally making up his mind to go with them, no one actually listened seriously. Time Chicken immediately flapped his wings in anger and said angrily: "Your dad only has feathers and no fingers! If you mention it again, I will tear you apart!!!"]

"No, big brother, it's been so many years, and your hands, the product of puberty, haven't developed yet? This is how it will be in this life."

"I know!! Time Chicken is raised as poultry. It eats and does nothing every day. It's already so fat. There's no need for fingers to evolve because they are useless."

Does Little King Kong have a magic weapon in his hand? ! And it looks like the ability is quite wild, it can actually trigger wars among humans again and again! Could it be the ability of the gloves left behind in the past? !

A World of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes

"Sure, Little King Kong! So you are a hidden talent. You will take out the artifact and let us see it!" Athena, Thor and others were very curious and came up.

As a mortal, Little King Kong has been able to travel the universe for so many years without any harm. It is reasonable that he has an artifact with him.

"Just take out the things that often accompany you on adventures. Maybe it is an artifact!" Athena pondered for a moment. Little King Kong is a mortal. Maybe he has an artifact but he didn't realize it. Fortunately, there are several gods here! Just help him identify it for free.

"Uh..." Facing the expectant eyes of everyone, Little King Kong was a little at a loss. Where can he take out the artifact to show them.

"Move... That's all." Little King Kong could only take out everything on his body and put it on the table to show them.

"Wallet... Rubik's Cube, and mobile phone?! Little King Kong, are you serious?" Athena looked at the items on the table and twitched her mouth. She wondered if Little King Kong was kidding her... How could this be a magic weapon? ! This is clearly a must-have three-piece set for traveling.

Little King Kong hugged the things on the table and said unhappily: "Hey! Don't underestimate them. I have been traveling in the universe for so many years! I take them with me every time I go out."

"Okay, okay, awesome, okay?" Athena said expressionlessly. She was so stupid that she actually recognizedBecause Xiao Jin Gang has a magic weapon at this time, according to Xiao Jin Gang's personality! Even if he had it, he would have sold it for money long ago.

["Okay, okay, where is the map?" The young man quickly reached out to comfort the Time Chicken. ]

[The Time Chicken walked angrily without looking back and replied: "I haven't drawn the map in my mind yet. I'll go find paper and pen now."]

[The young man and Nezha and others all showed grateful eyes: "Time Chicken, thank you!"]

["Go to bed! We have to set off early tomorrow morning. It's a long way to go." Time Chicken sweated on his face and gradually began to feel guilty. ]

[If the young man could see the front of Time Chicken, he would definitely find that Time Chicken's face was full of guilt and remorse in the face of their gratitude. 】

"Time Chicken said: Look, we put the blame on the boy, and he still has to thank us! He has been completely fooled."

"Hahaha...Time Chicken's guilty look and actions. I even suspect that he will wake up in the middle of the night and slap himself, saying that I am not a human being."

Fortunately, the boy didn't know the truth, otherwise they would have made Time Chicken into a hand-torn chicken and torn him into pieces.

[The scene turned to the night, everyone had fallen asleep, Time Chicken was still drawing a map with paper and pen, and the boy was looking at the starry sky, saying that he had thought about being a hero when watching movies before. 】

["Aren't you doing well now? You have the energy to complain." Time Chicken glanced at the boy while drawing the map. 】

[The young man looked at his hands, his tone full of depression: "Yes, now I have the ability, and I destroyed the world... twice!"]

["I don't dare to use this ability to fight now. I'm afraid that..." The young man was filled with fear at this moment, afraid that his spitting energy would accidentally get out of control and cause another irreparable mistake. 】

["Actually... this time... eh!" Shiguangji was about to say something, and then turned back guiltily: "Nothing, as long as you find Xiao Jin Gang, your problem will be solved."]

[The young man remembered that he had been talking about himself for so long: "Speaking of which, Shiguangji, have you done anything wrong that you want to correct?"]

[Shiguangji paused when he heard this, then sweated profusely, and looked at the young man with guilt, and then hurriedly said: "Thank you if I don't get my salary deducted. Thank God, I'm going to sleep! Don't disturb me from drawing the map."]

"This guy is starting to feel guilty again... The former Southern God is still obsessed with his salary. How afraid are you of having your salary deducted?"

"Time Chicken, forget it! If I were Little King Kong, it would be fine if I could remedy this matter! If not... you'll have to live under a bridge."

Everyone looked at Time Chicken's guilty look and felt funny and helpless at the same time. As a manager, he actually pushed all the responsibilities onto others!

According to Little King Kong's personality, Time Chicken is a very good person.Don't even think about the salary of a chicken. You might even get beaten.

[On the other side, the Queen Witch came to the base of the Birdless King with a flyer in her hand. There were many strange-looking people gathered here...]

["Queen, why did we come here? It's so smoky and full of bad guys."]

[The Queen Witch didn't take it seriously: "What are you afraid of? We are bad guys too."]

"Hahaha, this Queen is quite self-aware and knows her position very well."

"Why do I feel that what she said makes sense?! We are all bad guys, why should I be afraid of them? Who is afraid of whom?"

How did the Birdless King distribute flyers? ? He actually gathered so many people in such a short time. Did he work part-time as a flyer distributor during the summer vacation? He is so experienced.

[Looking at the scribbled flyer in her hand, she was a little confused: "Don't you think it's strange? We were brought to this inexplicable world by a strange blue magic circle before!"]

["This invitation letter says that the answer can be found here. And these people don't look like ordinary bad guys!"]

[As the Queen Witch looked around, she found that there were people who looked like vampires speaking in an incomprehensible language. ]

[There was also an old cow holding an arrow in his hand and going crazy: "Who sent the letter? Come out and explain to me, the old cow."]

[There was even a gangster with a cockscomb hairstyle with an arrow stuck in his head, holding a supermarket discount order in his hand and full of anger here: "Who is plotting against me? Get out of here quickly! Why are you shooting the supermarket discount flyer at me with an arrow?"]

[The Queen Witch looked at him and complained: "Hey, this guy is just an ordinary gangster no matter how you look at him. It's more important to see a doctor than this. , it has nothing to do with this place! How did you find this place? ”】

“I didn’t expect that even the Queen Witch has become the one who complains now, but what she said makes sense... This gangster brother should stop being a gangster for now, it’s important to see a doctor! ! There’s an arrow stuck in his head!”

“How did this gangster brother find this place with the supermarket discount flyer in his hand...? ! You are too awesome.”

Everyone was stunned. With (aeac)’s ability, why are you still a gangster?! You can find a job in a map company. You can find the base camp with the supermarket discount order. Gaode is not as accurate as you. (To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

And the gangster brother... Is it time for you to find the murderer now?! Go and treat the arrow wound on your head! Or are you immortal? Are you so careless?

The anonymous person in the world of 100,000 bad jokes looked at the Queen Witch and complained silently: "Just give her the complaining energy device, she will be full of complaining energy every minute."

Why do you, a villain, want to steal my job? ! Don't you know that the meaning of my existence is to complain? !

["From different time and spaceBad guys, welcome to my spaceship. "At this time, the spotlights came on, and the King of Nowhere Shit slowly appeared in the center of the stage with a speech.】

["I guess you all received my letter. You are here because time and space are in chaos!"][]

["And I gathered you together to give you a chance to become my subordinates, the King of Nowhere Shit."]

[But the bad guys below were not easy to deal with. They began to talk and said they had never heard of him. The little gangster even said directly: "What kind of king is Nowhere Shit? You want me to be your little brother, where are you from?"]

["Don't interrupt me when I'm talking! !" A flame cannon shot out of the mouth of the King of Nowhere Shit, and the people in that row disappeared, leaving only the little gangster trembling.]

"I understand the truth... But King of Nowhere Shit, why is the one who started to complain okay, and the one who didn't say anything was killed by you. ”

“I saw at a glance that this gangster was absolutely powerful!! Didn’t I see that after this shot, everyone disappeared, only he was alive and well.”

As expected of someone who could find this place with discount flyers, he is really good!

[Seeing this shot of killing chickens to scare the monkeys, they quieted down, and then the King of Birds and Shit began his speech: “Some people succumb to beauty, some people succumb to power, and some people succumb to money!”]

[“Instead of this, you might as well succumb to me who is about to become the king of the universe. I insist on chaos with you. In chaos, only power is everything.”]

[“What you said... seems to make sense.” The little gangster honestly raised his hands and cheered: “Birds... Birds and Shit!! Birds and Shit!! ”】

【With the beginning of the little gangster, the whole audience began to cheer, as if they wanted to follow the big brother.】

"Where did this bastard learn these words? He is talking nonsense with a serious face, which can be said to be the necessary quotes for villains."

"This gangster brother is quite perceptive, and his ability to adapt to the situation is no worse than that of Little King Kong!"

He also surrendered to me who will become the king of the universe?! Who can't make up a pie in the sky?? When you go out, you have to make up your identity by yourself. The key is that those people actually believed it... Could this gangster brother be a shill hired by the bastard king?!

【The bastard king looked at this scene, tilted his head slightly and said with pride: "What a bunch of idiots! I made up those words just now in less than ten minutes."】

【"Some people actually believe it. Do bad people have to conquer the world? Boring... I just want them to work for me so I can get revenge. It's that simple, hahahaha!"]

["Buzz——"]

[But the microphone made a harsh buzzing sound, which reminded the King of Bird Shit that he didn't turn off the microphone just now. The whole audience fell silent, and then everyone snorted and turned away!]

"Hahaha... Next time, remember to turn off the microphone when you speak from your heart,Otherwise, you will become as embarrassed as him."

Everyone who saw this scene began to laugh. Some things should be kept in mind, and never said out loud.

["Hey...!" The birdless king called them with dead eyes, looking like he was willing to make do with it, as if he was completely messed up.]

["Huh?!" The people who were called turned their heads and found that the birdless king was wearing sunglasses and holding a flashlight in his hand and flashing it at them.]

[After seeing the flash, everyone's eyes were full of confusion, and then the birdless king began to read the written manuscript expressionlessly, repeating: "Become my subordinates..."]

["Your first task is to find these two guys. "Looking at the crowd cheering again, the Birdless King handed them the picture he had drawn. The whole scene suddenly became quiet again.]

["Ah... What is this picture? ... What? ! Only a ghost can recognize what it is? !" The Queen Witch was shocked when she saw it! Then she was speechless. Who can recognize the two stick figures in the painting?]

["Isn't this the man with a glowing head before? !" The old witch next to him saw it at a glance.]

"Isn't this the memory eraser of the man in black? ! What's the point of talking about a speech with this thing! Isn't it just a matter of going on stage? "

This Birdless King is really hilarious. He can't even recite the speech he wrote with just a few sentences... He even has to read it according to the manuscript!

"This is the first time I've seen such a perfunctory speech... It's read without any emotion, and the Birdless King is really a soul painter, his works are full of abstraction! ”

“If a ghost sees this, they will probably say: Don’t bring me along if you’re bragging, I can’t recognize it either.”

“That old witch must be an elderly artist, otherwise how could she create such an abstract work? You can tell what it is at a glance? !”

The people in other worlds were confused as they looked at the mysterious drawing. Are we behind the times? How did she recognize what it was at a glance?

Aren’t these just two stick figures? They are simply soul painters, one dares to draw, the other dares to recognize. They can even recognize this….


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