Chapter 229
Chapter 229
Chapter 229 I’m General Li of Chentang Pass, and I know more than just one trick!
[“Maybe you can only find the chicken.” The queen rode on her beloved broom and stood out from the crowd, flying to the front of the Birdless King. ]
[“Because I have buried that person in a pile of rotten houses.”]
[The Birdless King looked at the witch floating in front of him and couldn’t help but praise: “You are quite capable! Are you sure?”]
[The queen put her hands on her hips and was fearless: “Even if you are not sure, I have other ways.”]
[“Snap!” The queen snapped her fingers, and a mirror appeared in front of her with little starlight, “Here, this is my magic mirror, which can let you see anyone you want to see.”]
[“Magic mirror, magic mirror!”]
[As she shouted, a magic mirror with a golden apple pattern on the back began to work, and a series of English letters began to appear on the mirror, just like the original computer startup interface. 】
【“Uh… the configuration is too old, a bit stuck.” The queen turned her head and spoke to the bird-shit king with some embarrassment. 】
【With the appearance of a circle symbol on the magic mirror, the magic mirror finally turned on successfully with a buzz, and a series of text was displayed on it. 】
【“You took 5 minutes and 17 seconds to boot up this time, beating 17% of the magic mirrors in the country.”】
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“………!? What kind of retro boot interface is this? It really makes people feel nostalgic.”
“Why did the magic mirror’s boot interface turn into a computer!! You are actually an Apple fan. Should I say you are advanced?! Or backward? You are not a witch at all…!”
Everyone in other worlds was silent when they saw this scene, and then their faces were full of black lines. This boot speed of more than five minutes can beat 17% of the magic mirrors in the country. How stuck is the configuration of your kingdom’s magic mirror!!
"Upgrade the configuration of the child... Look at how slow the child is. He looks like he will freeze if he doesn't agree with you! You must be heartbroken."
"With this boot speed, it will probably freeze even when playing connect-the-dots. Are you sure it can really help you find the location of that young man?!"
Everyone couldn't bear to watch it. They would rather spend some money to upgrade the configuration of the magic mirror than to buy an LV broom. It's really unbearable to watch...
The World of the Heroic Army of the Super God Academy
"Is this the magic mirror in the fairy tale on Earth? This damn computing speed, I find it annoying even if I use it as a mirror." Liang Bing cursed as she looked at the spinning symbol on the magic mirror, feeling that her obsessive-compulsive disorder was about to come out.
In this world where computing speed determines everything, if this broken mirror dared to appear in front of her, she would smash it in a minute. It was really annoying to watch.
[“Yeah.” A white face with a sad face appeared on the magic mirror, as if someone owed him money. ]
[The Bird Shit King grabbed the magic mirror: “Mirror, mirror, tell me, where is the Time Chicken now?!”]
[“O.K.…Wherever (all are OK). "The magic mirror replied, and then the figures of Time Chicken and others appeared in the mirror.]
"Damn... you can really find someone, and this magic mirror is in English. This queen is really an Apple fan, so fucking advanced!"
Everyone suddenly thought that the ability of this magic mirror seemed to be pretty good! Except for a little lag when it was turned on, the ability was still quite useful, and it could even be voice-controlled. Fool-style operation, at least it can be used as an old phone.
[The magic mirror shows Time Chicken and others wearing robes, and they began to split into three groups and set off towards their respective routes.]
[The King of Birds looked at the combination of Time Chicken and the young man in the magic mirror, and said in a low voice: "You are so persistent! You still want to save the world. This is even better. The two enemies actually got together, so you can enjoy double the happiness! ! "]
[Then the King of Birds turned his head and told the queen behind him: "The other four people are left to you, and this chicken and the man are left to me. You will be in charge of the group of guys off the stage."]
[After giving his orders, the Birdless King left. The Queen looked at the many subordinates off the stage and laughed happily: "Oh hahaha, everyone, go and catch Snow White! ! Make Pinocchio into a broom."]
["Uh... what should we do with the other group." The gangster said cautiously.]
["That group is in your hands. The rest of you, chase Snow White!" Then everyone dispersed and left, leaving only the magic mirror standing in the middle.]
[The magic mirror that was left behind cursed directly: "You bastard... you didn't turn off your phone again."]
"Hahaha... I didn't expect that this magic mirror not only speaks English, but is also from the Northeast, and can even curse in the Northeast dialect. ”
This magic mirror is too user-friendly. How do you turn it off? You didn’t show where the power off button is. Is it voice-activated?
“How much hatred do the queen have with Snow White? ! So many people were sent just to catch Snow White, leaving only a small gangster to chase Li Jing and Nezha? !”
Everyone laughed at this reasonable allocation. The bird-less king chased the time machine and the young man! The queen took the rest of the people to chase Snow White and Pinocchio.
What about this gangster brother who was alone? ! He was actually going to chase Li Jing and Nezha alone! ! Are you sure?
Good guy, the strongest combination is chased by a small gangster alone. Isn’t this bullying? If you want him to die, just say so... At least give him some people!!
Once upon a time there was a world called Lingjian Mountain
“Damn it! ! What kind of gangster is this? They are so awesome that the father and son duo of Li Jing and Nezha dare to go and cheat? ! " Wang Wu, who has always been shameless, was dumbfounded and admired this gangster.
If you have the ability to challenge this team, why do you still want to be a gangster? You can just go out and establish your own mountain. Do you still need others to be your younger brothers?
[The scene changes, PinocchioThe team held the map in their hands and smiled happily at the block surrounded by a huge maze in front of them: "Finally found it, the block maze!"]
["Snow White and Rotten Wood, I finally caught up with you." The Queen Witch floated in the air on a broom, looking at the two people below. ]
[Then a group of orcs and witches also appeared here. The Queen Witch said proudly at this moment: "Now this army is under my command. I will use all my military forces to chase you."]
["Look how much I care about you!!"]
[Pinocchio also showed a worried face at this moment: "This is troublesome, I don't know about others...!"] (To read the violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
[The scene changed, and the gangsters on the other side also caught up with Nezha, At this moment, he was hiding behind a tree, holding a dagger in his hand: "They only sent me to deal with this monster, what should I do now?"]
["Should I rush up and say, you are now surrounded by me, raise your hands! It would be strange if this works."]
"You also know that they actually sent one person to deal with a monster, so why are you still here? Why don't you just run away as soon as possible."
Everyone looked at this scene, all showing pity to look at him, what a poor child! They have learned to complain about themselves.
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Forget about the dagger, it's okay to use it to peel apples, but to deal with them? ! I can only say that ideals are beautiful, and reality is cruel. Go to bed early...
["Calm down! Even the strongest people have weaknesses." The gangster raised the dagger in his hand and said calmly: "Just follow them quietly and wait for the right time to attack."]
[Then he stopped hiding and followed quietly behind them, but as if he was targeted, he stepped on a branch first and then stepped on the puppy's tail. ]
[The most outrageous thing is that he also stepped on the remote control, and the TV next to him also heard an advertisement: "Suning.com! New Year's Eve Carnival...!!"]
[The gangster directly lifted up the TV and threw it out, shouting speechlessly: "Where did the advertisement come from!!"]
["Province... It's Suning's business..." The TV that was thrown away continued to say the advertisement very professionally! ]
"You are being targeted, right?! The branches and the puppy are understandable... It's outrageous that a TV appeared in this damn forest."
Where's the electricity? ! Where do you plug your TV into? Is it really that outrageous? The gangster is miserable enough, and this is clearly targeting him!
Everyone watching the video wanted to persuade the gangster, isn't it... we have to make money? ! Go back and find a class.
This can be said to be the most miserable gangster they have ever seen...
[On the other side, Pinocchio, Li Jing is not looking at him, he opened his robe and drew his sword: "Look at the sword!!" ]
[The Queen Witch could only fall off the broom and kneel on one knee to catch the sword. At this momentFull of doubts: "Why me again?! Where's Snow White? How could it be you?"]
[It turns out that Pinocchio was worried that he didn't have the strength to protect Snow White, so he disrupted the team from the beginning and sent the strongest Nezha to protect Snow White! ]
["I was fooled by you, but with the two of you, how can you deal with the army behind me?" The queen was still full of confidence at this moment. With this army, she would not worry about not being able to catch Snow White. 】
【Li Jing drew out his sword and didn't take his army seriously: "Humph, you underestimate me, Li Jing. I am the General of Chentang Pass! Am I only capable of catching a blade with my bare hands?"】
"Yes!! He is General Li of Chentang Pass, how can he not have any killing power?! Maybe he has some hidden trump card that he has not used yet!"
"Is the Linglong Pagoda coming out?! If so, it is more than enough to deal with this army and directly take in all these monsters."
Everyone was stunned when they saw this scene. When did they forget? ! He is Li Jing, the Heavenly King of the Pagoda! How could he only know this one trick...
Prequel to The Lotus Lantern
"Brother Nezha, although the world is different, think about it, does your father have any other tricks that he hasn't used yet?" Yang Jian paused while waving his fan, and began to guess what tricks this unique Li Jing could use to break the current situation.
Nezha didn't think so, and curled his lips: "Huh?! What other tricks can my father have? It's nothing more than wandering around with a broken tower..."
Just when everyone in other worlds thought that Li Jing would take out the exquisite pagoda to collect these monsters as the myths said, the next move! It stunned everyone's eyes.
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