Chapter 54 Inviting the Moon: Don't speak, kiss me!
Chapter 54 Inviting the Moon: Don't speak, kiss me!
Chapter 55 Inviting the Moon: Don't speak, kiss me!
Looking at the trembling shopkeeper who had been dragged out of bed, Li Ping said helplessly, "He's just running a small business, why are you scaring him?"
"Don't listen to her nonsense. Cut two pounds of pig's head meat, some braised pork intestines if you have them, some braised duck if you have them, and some vegetables too—"
Do you have any fruit?
"If you don't have any, give me two pounds of carrots—"
"Bring whatever wine you have, two jars, please."
Then Li Ping and his companion took these items and sat on the roof. They lit two candles, and the candlelight flickered as the moonlight flowed down like water.
If you didn't know better, you'd think the two were having a candlelight dinner.
Yaoyue opened the wine seal and poured two glasses of wine. In the past, this would have been absolutely impossible. She would never have poured wine for anyone, nor would she have ever sat on such a dirty roof.
But now, she doesn't care.
She raised her glass: "Cheers!"
Li Ping said, "I don't drink alcohol."
After saying that, he took the carrot and pressed it with his palm, squeezing out two cups of carrot juice, which he then clinked with Yaoyue's.
Yaoyue didn't care, she downed the wine in one gulp, then drank one cup after another, one cup after another—
Li Ping didn't speak, but he was really curious about what had happened to make Yaoyue like this.
Has Xiaoyuer's true identity been exposed?
If that's the case, then she should have come to kill him, but she doesn't seem like it at all now.
"The world is full of laughable things, and infatuation is the most pointless of all."
As they drank, Yaoyue started singing. Her voice was quite nice, but she was a little tone-deaf.
Li Ping said, "Don't go on a drunken rampage so late at night. The neighbors have to go to work tomorrow."
Yaoyue rested her chin on her hand and laughed, "You're really interesting. You said before that I have the world's best looks, the best talent, and the best martial arts. I should establish a first-class achievement."
"What kind of great achievement was it?"
I know nothing!
Li Ping replied evasively, "For example, go to Fusang and kill the Fusang Emperor; or go to Heishan Baishui and kill those Jurchens—"
Inviting Moon snorted: "What kind of great achievement is this? A bunch of barbarians from beyond the borders are not worth my time?"
Li Ping neither confirmed nor denied the claim.
Then Yaoyue sighed and asked, "Then tell me, what should I pursue in this life?"
"I'm not you, how would I know? But—" Li Ping thought for a moment and said, "Your life has been too smooth, without any major setbacks, you've reached the pinnacle."
"You haven't experienced failure, so you don't know how to face it, and that's why you're stuck in a rut."
Yaoyue paused slightly in the hand holding the wine glass: "You knew?"
Li Ping nodded: "Apart from that incident, I can't think of anything that could have provoked you to this extent."
It's a good thing they didn't go crazy!
You should know that in the original timeline, you would have gone completely insane.
Yaoyue suddenly laughed and said, "Now that I think about it, Jiang Feng isn't actually indispensable."
"It's mainly because he chose Yue Nu instead of me. You're right, I can't accept failure, and I don't know how to face it."
"My life has been too smooth, and setbacks came too late."
"But all of that is in the past!"
"By the way, I'm curious, in the end, who will you choose between Rong'er and Ying'er?"
Li Ping replied matter-of-factly, "Why can't we have them all?"
Yaoyue scoffed, "As expected of a lecherous man."
Li Ping was extremely indignant: "What's wrong with a man being lustful? It's natural, it's a fundamental principle of human relations, isn't it?"
Yaoyue nodded: "That's right. You said before that you kissed me. You lecherous man, a real man should keep his word."
After saying that, she grabbed Li Ping and kissed him.
"I will never forget how soft and hot her lips were." These words, which I uttered casually back then, are actually about to come true.
Li Ping's heart pounded wildly, and he almost lost himself in the moment. He nearly went to meet her, but he pushed Yaoyue away.
Inviting Moon's face turned cold: "You look down on me too?"
Li Ping pursed his lips: "No, we've only met a few times and exchanged a few words. Besides, you've been drinking. If I kissed you, it would be against a woman's will."
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To be honest, Li Ping was really tempted just now. Such a stunning beauty taking the initiative, not many people could resist.
But there's no such thing as a free lunch.
Li Ping was still wary of Yaoyue, and in his opinion, Yaoyue was just acting recklessly because she was drunk today. He wondered what she would do if she woke up tomorrow and remembered that he had kissed her.
Moreover, she reeked of alcohol, and Li Ping hated alcohol the most.
Inviting Moon paused for a moment, then laughed again: "Where do you get all this strange talk from? Your 'Tai Xu Hua Yan' isn't martial arts, it's a supernatural power, isn't it?"
"Let me see it again."
After saying that, he struck Li Ping on the shoulder with a palm strike.
You turn on me so easily? Are you a dog?
Fortunately, Li Ping was prepared and met the attack with a palm strike. He did not draw his sword because he did not sense Yaoyue's killing intent.
With a clap of his hands, Yaoyue was suddenly taken aback.
She discovered that the true energy she was channeling into Li Ping's body suddenly became extremely slow, and then Li Ping used a mysterious technique to redirect it towards her.
It's like transplanting flowers and adding jade!
Her hand paused slightly in mid-air, deflecting the attack. She was utterly astonished: "How could this be? Could this be the true form of the Great Void Transformation?"
Li Ping nodded: "Yes."
He uses "time manipulation" and "time reversal," which can only be used five times a day. He won't use it unless necessary; it's his trump card for survival and training.
He used "time manipulation" to slow down the true energy that Yaoyue was attacking into his body, and then used the Great Shift of Heaven and Earth to counterattack Yaoyue.
Yaoyue didn't ask any more questions and exchanged more than thirty moves with Li Ping in the blink of an eye. But it was more like Yaoyue was teaching him how to use someone else's force against him than actually exchanging blows.
Finally, Yaoyue stopped her attack and looked at Li Ping, saying, "Your palm technique is terrible, but your foundation is quite good. It seems Rong'er has put in some effort!"
"The mystery of 'transferring flowers and grafting jade' lies in this. Practice well, and I'll come find you again tomorrow."
After saying that, he flew away, leaving Li Ping completely bewildered.
He muttered to himself, "I said before that she wasn't crazy, but it seems she has. She actually taught me how to use the 'Transplanting Flowers and Jade' technique?"
"She even tried to kiss me forcibly before, what exactly is she trying to do?"
However, Li Ping never dwells on things; if he can't figure something out, he won't think about it anymore.
Back home, he stopped practicing his martial arts and slept soundly. The next morning at dawn, he said to Huang Rong and the other woman:
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"We're leaving, but Yaoyue is following us again."
Huang Rong and her companion gritted their teeth in hatred: "What does that crazy woman want to do?"
"have no idea."
Just then, Li Ping's expression hardened. He saw Yao Yue fly over again, and without saying a word, she directly struck him with her palm.
The palm strike even enveloped all three of them.
Li Ping was startled. Although he still didn't sense Yao Yue's killing intent, he could still leave some room for maneuver if it was just him. After all, he could rewind time, so his margin for error was very high.
But Rong'er and Ying'er can't do that.
He immediately drew his longsword and used his best to unleash the Evil-Repelling Sword Technique to fight against Yaoyue.
After exchanging over two hundred blows with them, Yaoyue stopped and tossed out a small booklet: "Huang Rong, Su Ying, practice well."
"If you don't practice well, I'll beat you to death next time."
Then, she disappeared.
The three of them opened the book with surprise and doubt, and saw that it had three large characters written on it: "Mingyu Gong" (明玉功), the ink of which was still wet.
The three of them exchanged glances and looked at each other blankly.
Su Ying said, "She was clearly giving us pointers. After that exchange, I feel like my martial arts skills have improved a lot."
"But why?"
"She even passed on her own martial arts techniques to us?"
Li Ping pointed to her head and said, "She's been traumatized; something's not right here—"
Both girls were attracted by the magic of "Mingyu Gong", especially its anti-aging effect, which was very appealing to them.
So they all started practicing!
Even Li Ping has started practicing!
The next day, Yaoyue came again and fought with the three of them. The three of them confirmed that she was indeed instructing them in martial arts.
Finally, on the sixth day, Li Ping and the other two felt that their martial arts skills had greatly improved, so when Yao Yue was about to leave...
Huang Rong said, "Thank you for your guidance these past few days, Palace Master. Please stay for a simple meal before you leave."
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Yaoyue smiled and said, "I've been craving Rong'er's cooking for a long time—but I'm afraid I'm not fortunate enough to enjoy it."
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"I've said what I needed to say, and I've taught what I needed to teach. I won't be coming back. Do whatever you want. Goodbye forever!"
"You three, you must take good care of yourselves from now on!"
Both Huang Rong and Su Ying blushed.
Li Ping said, "Congratulations, Palace Master, on escaping your cage and regaining your freedom!"
Yaoyue shook her head and said, "Freedom, ha! I'm also very curious about what true freedom looks like. Unfortunately, I haven't found it—"
After saying that, he vanished in a flash.
Su Ying was extremely surprised, because this was so different from the Palace Mistress of Yihua Palace she had heard of. She couldn't help but ask, "What happened to her?!"
Li Ping shook his head and said, "I can't say for sure. Let's go to Mount Hua. Although Mingyu Gong is good, it is still a martial art, and it takes a lot of time to cultivate."
"The Nine Swords of Dugu are also good; with good comprehension, one can master them in just a few days!"
The three then began packing their luggage, and just as they were about to leave, a woman covered in blood suddenly flew into their yard.
The three were shocked. Judging from the clothes, they thought it was Yaoyue, but upon closer inspection, it was Zhao Shirong.
Zhao Shirong cried out, "Hero Li, save me—save me, save me—"
Then she fainted!
met free