Chapter 181 For the next gathering, I'll be dressed absolutely gorgeous!
Chapter 181 For the next gathering, I'll be dressed absolutely gorgeous!
Leaving the vintage store, Lin Zhihao didn't buy anything except the large egg that had tricked her twice.
"Hehe, hehehe, hehehehehehehe."
He Manman looked at Lin Zhihao, who was chuckling incessantly, and said, "Sister Lin, why did you buy this? It's so dangerous."
"What's there to be afraid of? We must be brave enough to tame them, you know?"
She has already mastered this mechanism and will definitely not be ambushed a third time.
Lin Zhihao called the old house's housekeeper and asked him to arrange a small truck to pick up the things.
The giant egg eats people? Eating people is good, eating people is good, hahahaha.
He left empty-handed and returned empty-handed.
When Lin Zhihao and her companion arrived home, Da Dan had already been moved to the lawn in the backyard by the housekeeper and others.
Shen Li was holding a magnifying glass and observing.
Seeing Lin Zhihao approach, he gave her a speechless look.
"Shen Zhihao, what are you doing out here? Buying this thing looks so ordinary. How come your taste in buying things is worse than mine?"
Lin Zhihao, who had been criticized by Shen Li for her poor taste, smiled and said, "This is a good thing, it's really fun. You definitely wouldn't be able to tell just by looking at it, Uncle~"
Shen Li: "?" Uncle? This little brat calls me so sweetly, Uncle?
Shen Li narrowed his eyes slightly; his intuition told him that something was wrong.
"What is this?"
Shen Li crossed his arms and, seeing Lin Zhihao's lewd appearance, knew something bad was going to happen.
"Let me teach you, this is actually a big toy that bites people by pressing its teeth."
"A big toy?"
“Yes.” Lin Zhihao reached out and turned on the switch.
"Would you like to touch it and try it out?"
Lin Zhihao raised an eyebrow.
"I won't touch it." Shen Li refused directly, knowing that it might not be anything good. He also had other hands, and being as clever as he was, he wouldn't do something so stupid.
"Oh~ Uncle, you're not scared, are you~"
Lin Zhihao feigned disdain.
Shen Li: ? ? Afraid? He would be afraid? As a tough guy, would he be afraid of this kind of finger-biting toy?
“Let’s play!”
Shen Li picked and chose from the grid pattern on the outer shell, finally selecting one and pressing it onto the surface. This kind of toy was meant to soothe a child, so it wouldn't hurt much.
Seeing Shen Li's hand touch her, Lin Zhihao could hardly contain her smile.
This thing comes in several levels; she just adjusted it to the level where it's easiest to trigger the human-swallowing mechanism.
Sure enough, the next second, Shen Li disappeared from the spot.
Suddenly, everything went black, and the tough guy Shen Li was startled. "Waaah, Mom, I'm blind!"
What to do, what to do? He's gone blind, and his wife is disgusted with him. What should he do?
Shen Li was at a loss, standing there blankly, rubbing his eyes incessantly. It was really dark, sob sob, what should I do, what should I do, oh my God!
Lin Zhihao made no attempt to hide her laughter, transforming into Lady Shiji, laughing incessantly.
"Stop laughing, stop laughing, I think I'm going blind, call a doctor right now!" Shen Li's panicked voice came from inside the egg. To avoid getting hurt, he didn't dare to move and could only slowly squat down.
"Blind? Hahaha. Blind, hahahaha, he's blind, hahahaha."
Lin Zhi laughed until tears streamed down her face.
He Manman couldn't help but laugh; it was too funny.
"Still laughing, you heartless bastard."
Inside the giant egg, Shen Li was cursing and swearing, while outside the giant egg, Lin Zhihao was laughing and joking.
After a while, Shen Li, who had been rubbing his eyes, finally adjusted to the darkness. Through the slivers of sunlight that peeked through the cracks, he noticed something amiss.
Shen Li fell silent.
Lin Zhihao wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her sleeve.
Shen Li remained silent; Shen Li shut himself off.
What did he just do? Shouting that he was blind? Good heavens, how is he supposed to maintain his authority as Shen Zhihao's uncle from now on? He's so frustrated he could dig his toes out of his house!
After Lin Zhihao performed a series of operations at the control center, Shen Li was released.
He refused to make eye contact with Lin Zhihao.
They quickly left the backyard.
"Be careful, Uncle. Your eyesight isn't good, and you might fall down, hahaha."
Shen Li paused slightly, then ran even faster.
After teasing Shen Li, Lin Zhihao turned off the mechanism before going upstairs.
"Let's go, Xiao Hezi, come back to the palace with me."
"okay."
Soon it was time for the coming-of-age ceremony. After breakfast, Lin Zhihao and He Manman were pulled out by Mother He to start getting ready.
The venue for this party was chosen to be the backyard of the old house, where there is a small Western-style building with a separate gate. A pond separates the two buildings, so it won't affect the main building. The clothes that Lin Zhihao and He Manman need have already been delivered there early this morning.
It took more than four hours to get everything done, from makeup to clothing. Luckily, she had eaten beforehand, otherwise Lin Zhihao's stomach would probably be rumbling by now.
Lin Zhihao and He Manman both wore crowns on their heads. The two twirled in front of the mirror, and anyone who didn't know better would think it was their coronation ceremony.
"Beautiful, so beautiful! No wonder they are my daughters, they are naturally beautiful."
Mother He surrounded Lin Zhihao with a proud look on her face. This pretty little thing was born from her, hahaha, and the one next to her had also become her daughter.
"Aunt, I'm here!" Shen Jubei's voice came from outside.
As soon as she entered, Shen Jubei exclaimed, "Wow, so beautiful! She's like a fairy descended from heaven!"
"Oh dear, I'm so embarrassed by what you're saying." He Manman covered her face shyly.
"Hahaha."
Although Lin Zhihao already knew what she was going to wear today, she was still surprised at how beautiful she looked when she put it on.
He Manman felt the same way; looking at herself in the mirror, she wished she could take eight hundred selfies.
Mrs. He stayed with them the whole time, helping them with their makeup and styling, and didn't miss a single mistake.
Lin Zhihao checked the time and realized it was already five o'clock in the afternoon; the guests had probably already arrived.
Just then, Zhao Zhao called, urging He's mother to go out.
Lin Zhihao thoughtfully let her go, saying, "Mom, go find your godmother first."
“We’ve already tidied up here, and guests are arriving one after another. As the host, you’re not going to greet the guests but staying with me the whole time. What if people talk about me behind my back as a mama’s girl, even though I am a mama’s girl to begin with?”
“Yes, yes, Mom, you go ahead and do your work,” He Manman chimed in.
"Haha, okay, okay, then you guys rest here for a while. I'm not worried about you having Beibei with you."
"Yes, Aunt, I'm here, so you can go about your business without worry."
"Good good."
As soon as Mrs. He left, Shen Jubei circled around Lin Zhihao and He Manman, exclaiming, "Wow, it's truly a one-of-a-kind custom-made piece, absolutely amazing!"
"Wow, you're all so beautiful."
Shen Jubei pouted, looking at the dresses the two of them were wearing.
"Hahaha."
"But you're the stars of the show today, so I'll reluctantly not steal your thunder. Next time, at the next gathering, I'll dress up absolutely gorgeous, hehe."
"Good good."
"Ha ha ha ha."
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