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However, Kramer couldn't say whether God was watching Constantine or whether God's omniscience and omnipotence had foreseen this event.
Kramer leaned more towards the latter, after all, the impact of the 'future' on the 'present world' was also shown in the sky. Perhaps in the eyes of God, he already knew the ending of everything they were experiencing.
Constantine did not comment on this, but continued to juggle his relationships with fans, exorcisms, and amulet creation every day.
Oh, and cigarettes are indispensable.
Constantine maintained his 'good habit' of smoking every day until his lung cancer was resolved.
With the encouragement of the tobacco company president, his daily intake even increased?
Actually... if it weren't for the Angela and Isabel incident, Constantine originally planned to make some small contracts with several demon lords in Hell when he was on the verge of death.
Hehe~ If we could get the demon kings to fight each other and cause chaos in Hell, that would be quite a show!
Days passed by, and people's expectations for the final compensation rose with each passing day...
In all the myriad realms, the shortest wait is one day, and the longest is a month...
[We have received the evaluations of John Constantine of the Constantine World from 60% of the intelligent life forms across all realms.]
Overall rating: 89 points.
[The following compensation is hereby granted to Constantine the World, John Constantine.]
[Compensation One: 'Return to Oneness', granting Constantine complete control over everything about himself, including his innate talents and the magic he possesses.]
[Compensation Two: 'No Need to Ask for Help' brand cigarettes. When you want to indulge yourself, a gleaming gold cigarette case will appear in your hand.]
[Note: The burning time and flavor of the "Don't Ask for Help" brand cigarettes are set by Constantine and can be changed at any time.]
[Note 2: The effects of the "No-Seeking-Ren" brand cigarettes can be customized, and the energy consumed varies depending on the effect. Every year of the Myriad Realms, the "No-Seeking-Ren" brand cigarettes will automatically acquire energy equivalent to 100,000 Realm Coins, with no upper limit on energy accumulation.]
[Comment from "Don't Ask for Help" cigarette brand: Little fool, if you need anything, check my name, understand?]
[Compensation Three: 'Universal Friendly Gesture' - When Constantine raises his middle finger, the flow of time within a certain radius centered on him will slow down. The specific radius and the slowed-down time flow can be set by Constantine himself.]
[Note: In the slowed-down timeline, conversational thinking remains unaffected, but actions containing aggressive intent will be slowed down infinitely, with the effect becoming stronger the closer to the target.]
[Note 2: The universally applicable friendly gesture aims to become a symbol of friendship! Every time it is used, it attempts to influence others, allowing them to feel the 'love' and 'beauty' of the world!]
[Compensation 4: One store on the WanJie platform; the size of the store will be determined based on the number of unfulfilled reviews.]
[Note: Owning a shop on the Multiverse Platform grants 'Multiverse Protection,' allowing you, your companions, family, and other close relatives to instantly transfer to the shop. While inside, they will remain conscious and immune to all conditions and death.]
[Compensation 5: Advance access to cross-border exchange services for John Constantine.]
"Hey buddy, maybe you could try talking to angels and demons from other worlds?"
[Compensation Six: John Constantine can use the 'comment' function to make reasonable requests. Whether or not his requests are granted will be determined based on John Constantine's final rating.]
Chapter 657 The Middle Finger Spokesperson!
My eldest brother's brain is a mess. Dongfang Xianyun: "'Great! Let's build a statue of Constantine!' 'What will we use to build it?' 'This, of course!'"
So what if I'm reincarnated as a spider? Spider Child: "Six hundred and sixty-six! I'm not even going to act anymore! From now on, I'm going to lock the middle finger and Constantine together!"
Genius Basic Law (Strawberry) World, Ji Jiang: "There are cigarettes too, well, now I can really 'smoke' Constantine every day."
Constantine World, John Constantine: "..."
In the world of the Demon List, Long Sanyuan said, "Hey? Did you guys notice a detail? It seems like none of the items given to Constantine as compensation this time have the 'unstealable' attribute?"
In the world of Joy of Life, Fan Xian says, "With President Kang's connections... if anyone dares to steal from President Kang, Constantine would just send people from Heaven and Hell to drag up their ancestors for eighteen generations and beat them up!"
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute World, Akagi Sena: "Explain in detail?"
In the world of Joy of Life, Fan Xian says, "...The viewers are indeed too abstract!"
In the world of "The School Beauty's Personal Bodyguard," Chen Yushu says, "What kind of CEO Kang is he? He's a scumbag! Even the compensation he offered seems illegitimate..."
Amidst the murmurs of the crowd, Constantine's figure gradually appeared in the sky...
Next to them were Midnight Dad and little angel Kramer, both old acquaintances!
Upon seeing his image appear in the sky, Constantine scanned the room with his eyes, as if searching for something that might have suddenly intruded.
The reaction was almost identical at midnight.
This is his home! In fact, his perception is even more detailed than Constantine's.
but……
"Hey everyone! I'm Kramer, Chase Kramer! You bastard!"
"Cool! Right now we're like stars who just finished a movie, chatting with their fans who just saw it!"
"Regret? No, no, not at all. I think getting Constantine's forgiveness is much harder than getting Ganmamon's. You can't even imagine, Watfa! Constantine is a complete freak! He actually asked me..."
"Get out of here."
Constantine ruthlessly interrupted Kramer's antics. "Does this guy not know who's the king and queen?"
Just then, a gentle white light suddenly appeared on Constantine's chest!
[It hovered silently in the air, as if waiting for Constantine's summons.]
Then... time seemed to stand still!
In an instant, Constantine, Kramer, and Midnight all seemed frozen in place.
Himouto! Umaru-chan's world, Doma Umaru: "Huh? Am I stuck?"
In the world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, Time Chicken asks: "What's going on? Did the sky crash? Is the author having writer's block? How about we try tapping it a couple of times?"
"Whoosh..."
A pool of black, viscous liquid dripped from the void onto the ground.
Then, a foot, also covered in sticky liquid, slowly landed.
Lucifer returns!
In the world of Under One Person, Zhang Chulan exclaimed, "Tsk tsk, look at Doctor Lu's high-class demeanor! He even has a time-stopping effect when he enters the scene!"
In the world of Zhenhun Street, Xia Ling asks, "What is Lucifer doing here at this time? Is it Constantine's time again? Is the Sky Curtain coming to the rescue?"
Without the slightest hesitation, Lucifer appeared and immediately reached for the white light in the void!
【"hiss--!"】
The nimble claws swept through the air! But they passed right through the white light that was slowly approaching Constantine...
It's as if... the two don't exist in the same world...
Even the greatest power cannot grasp the projection of an object from another world...
"Hey! Humph!"
Lucifer extended his two claws again, but the result was the same.
[Lucifer had even watched helplessly as the white light gradually merged into Constantine's body, but this thing seemed to be from the same world as Constantine.]
"What the hell is this thing?"
Lucifer raised an eyebrow and stared wide-eyed, suspiciously scratching at non-existent hair on his head before looking back at the ceiling...
[No, it should be looking at another place through the ceiling...]
[…Well, God is still as honest and divine as ever, acting as if the celestial canopy has absolutely nothing to do with Him, and that existence itself is justified?]
Fuck!
[Having watched Constantine's soul slip away right before his eyes for the second time, Lucifer felt as if he could barely breathe...]
【"snort!"】
Turning around, Lucifer's figure vanished abruptly; he'd probably gone back to Hell to discipline the children...
Mammon: Sad~
In the TV series "Home with Kids," Xia Yu says, "Haha~ Is Dr. Lu here to be funny? Those two moves he made when he pulled out the white light just now were hilarious!"
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute World, Sena Akagi: "Ah... So all that time-stopping opportunity was just used to catch light?"
After Lucifer left, the sealed spacetime began to flow again.
From Constantine's and the others' perspective, a ball of white light floated towards Constantine for a moment, then vanished in a flash.
"Ah...haa...humph..."
[Then Constantine made some amusing little sounds~]
[I can't help it, this feeling is just too good! It's like suddenly being able to close your eyes, which have been open for years, and then getting a full-body massage!]
[While Kramer and Midnight stared in shock, Constantine groaned for a good half minute before slowly regaining his senses.]
[Then all three fell silent... for a moment, none of them dared to look at the frantically scrolling comments...]
"...Shit!"
After a long pause, Constantine gave the 'sky' a big middle finger!
Then, perhaps due to the 'universal friendly gesture,' Constantine's middle finger emitted a faint golden light after it was raised.
However... it seems there are no other effects besides that?
"That's it?"
Unconvinced, Constantine repeatedly twisted his middle finger, but perhaps because there were no hostile enemies around, he didn't discover any other effects from it.
But in the hell that Constantine cannot see.
Lucifer had just returned home and was about to beat his son to vent his anger when he suddenly felt a golden light flash behind him!
"Holy Light? That old God is up to his old tricks again..."
The words were cut short...
Only a giant golden hand, as big as a small mountain, stood tall with its middle finger raised towards Lucifer, its golden light illuminating a distance of hundreds of meters around him!
"..."
Before Lucifer could react, the giant golden middle finger suddenly disappeared and then suddenly reappeared!
Light, darkness, light, darkness, light...
What the hell? Why hasn't it disappeared yet?
"Constantine!!!"
(I'm taking a day off tomorrow to think about who to write about next, baba baba...)
Chapter 658 Top 10: Super Beast Armed Forces, Fire Kirin Flying!
[Legendary figures from countless worlds in film]
[Top 8: Huo Linfei: In my presence, enemies either flee in terror or suffer a crushing defeat!]
[A world of cinematic experiences, a world of super-beast combat.]
[The ranking is not in any particular order and has nothing to do with actual ability.]
[Hot Comment: Seven days to conquer another dimension? I'll give you a 100,000-year grace period first!]
So what if I was reincarnated as a spider? In this world, Spider Child: "Here it comes! The next one is here!"
"Aaaaaah!! The sky is falling! Why isn't it me, the spider, here?! Am I really not the main character?!"
"No! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I refuse to accept such a world!"
In the world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, an anonymous user wrote: "What the hell is 'spicy comment'? Have these silly netizens finally broken down the fourth wall and are about to go crazy?"
In the world of the caged man, Fei Xingkong said, "...Be careful not to get your phone shut down."
In the world of Battle Through the Heavens, Xiao Yan exclaimed, "Give the opponent a 100,000-year head start?! Goodness, what level of cultivation does one need to be confident enough to let the opponent develop for 100,000 years first!"
In the One-Punch Man world, Saitama says, "Ah~ then this Fire Linfei must be very strong, right? The things he says sound pretty arrogant."
In the One-Punch Man world, Wolf: "Oh? Finally, a character that interests me?"
In the Dragon Ball world, Son Goku: "Orlean orle!!"
In the world of Super Beast Armed World, Huo Linfei says, "Oh? This Huo Linfei, could it be me? I knew it~ I'm so handsome, I'm bound to be the protagonist~"