met free Chapter 213 Social Anxiety is Your Lie
Chapter 213 Social Anxiety is Your Lie
chapter 213
Meng Youcheng almost spat out the food he hadn't swallowed.
What...what is he saying?!
Meng Youcheng stared at Lu Linshen in disbelief, just about to speak...
Cheng Guang's gloomy face grew even darker. "There are so many spots here, why do you have to come here? What kind of short video are you filming? I don't like showing my face, and... I don't really like eating dog food (a slang term for witnessing public displays of affection). Please find another place, or if you have any serious fetishes, please find someone else."
Meng Youcheng was about to explain...
Lu Linshen calmly interrupted him, "If you can't change it, you can."
Upon hearing this, Cheng Guang laughed in anger. "Why should I switch? Do you think you own this place? You can't just switch places whenever you want. Besides, I sat here first. If anyone should switch, it should be you!"
Lu Linshen calmly spoke again, "I'm with my partner, is that alright?"
"you……?!"
Meng Youcheng looked at the two of them and was speechless.
At that very moment, Lu Linshen looked up again, raised an eyebrow at him, and said, "Right, husband..."
He didn't forget to wink at her.
Fuck your mother... fucking idiot, how can he act like a human being? A few days ago I really thought he was socially awkward, but now it seems he's the one who terrifies society, huh? It's so embarrassing!
Upon hearing this, Cheng Guang immediately laughed, "Then let's see who can outlast whom..."
"OK, fine, honey, eat your vegetables...!"
Before Meng Youcheng could react, Lu Linshen picked up a piece of green vegetable and placed it in Meng Youcheng's bowl, then began reciting, "Husband, eat vegetables, grow up plump and healthy..."
Meng Youcheng was dumbfounded.
The college students around, who were engrossed in their meals, suddenly noticed something new and immediately looked over...
Meng Youcheng suddenly felt like he wanted to die.
He lowered his head, covering his face with one hand, silently praying, "Please stop talking, please stop talking..."
Lu Linshen's social skills were officially on full display as he kept piling food onto Meng Youcheng's plate, saying, "Baby, look at this dish. Can you guess why it's so cute? Because it's your dish, that's why I'm cute..."
Please stop talking, please stop talking, I beg you...!
Meng Youcheng wished he could bury his head between his legs, and dared not look up at this lunatic...
Lu Linshen remained oblivious to the intense gazes around him, and continued with a smile, "I pooped a lot today because I thought of you over and over again..."
"Baby, what's wrong? Why are you keeping your head down?"
Dude... being socially awkward is a lie, isn't it?
I can tell without even looking up how many people are here laughing at me! How the hell would I dare to look up? There might be a bunch of cameras pointed right at me... This would be a massive embarrassment!
Meng Youcheng dared not utter a single word...
Lu Linshen looked at Cheng Guang and asked, "Are you envious?"
Cheng Guang sneered, "Envy what? Envy that you can poop?"
"Oh……"
Lu Linshen laughed, his voice high-pitched and grating, "Um... don't envy me... if you want... I can find you one... um... do you prefer men or women, um..."
Meng Youcheng didn't want to laugh unless he really couldn't help it.
Cheng Guang remained calm. "I think you're sick."
"Sexism? Misconceptions about homosexuality? Dislike of men?"
Cheng Guang acted perfectly normally. "I don't discriminate against homosexuals because I am one myself, but... I don't like people who are sick."
"Like your friend..."
Cheng Guang pointed to Jiang Chi, who was watching everything, and said, "He's just... help me tell him that I don't like him, that he's sick."
Meng Youcheng then raised his head in a daze...
Lu Linshen nodded, seemingly understanding, "OK, fine..."
He stood up, took Meng Youcheng's hand, and led him away, saying, "Let's go, baby, mission accomplished..."
……
"You just now..."
Meng Youcheng looked at Lu Linshen beside him, "He speaks quite..."
Lu Linshen belatedly looked at him, "Actually, you misunderstood..."
"I haven't said anything yet..."
"Um... I know what you're trying to say?"
Lu Linshen pursed his lips, looking somewhat aggrieved, and said, "Actually, what I did just now wasn't to unleash my true nature. It was just a crazy act for my brothers. I'm usually extremely shy; I don't even dare to raise my voice to others. It really wasn't to unleash my true nature; it was just for my brothers, and I really had no other choice..."
"I'm also extremely timid. I'm afraid to talk to others, and I don't even dare to look at them. I'm a typical socially anxious person. In public, I don't even dare to make the slightest move, just because I'm afraid others will notice me..."
Meng Youcheng squinted at him.
Why can't I believe it?
Lu Linshen leaned closer. "You have to believe me... I'm really an extremely socially anxious person. When I go out, I don't even dare to speak. I'm a very timid, quiet, and reserved little boy who's afraid to talk..."
Meng Youcheng couldn't help but laugh. "There are a lot of adjectives..."
Lu Linshen said, looking aggrieved, "These are all true..."
Meng Youcheng raised an eyebrow at him. "It doesn't seem like it..."
Lu Linshen pouted, feeling wronged. "How can it not be like me? I'm just a quiet, introverted little boy who doesn't like to talk... I'm just a timid, scared little boy who needs someone to protect me..."
Meng Youcheng hesitated for a moment, then remained silent.
Lu Linshen thought for a moment, "Will you repeat that?"
"What?"
Lu Linshen smiled. "What kind of person am I...? It's just like what I just said. Say it again, otherwise I feel like you don't believe me."
"I can't remember..."
Lu Linshen thought for a moment, then said, "Tell me your first reaction to me. What kind of person do you think I am?"
Meng Youcheng frowned, looked at him, and said, "Handsome..."
"and then?"
Lu Linshen feigned grievance and said, "There can't be only one, right? My brother is such a sucker for good looks, is he just looking at other people's faces?"
Meng Youcheng laughed, "Um...you're quite cute."
Lu Linshen was stunned. "Nothing...is that all?"
"ah?!"
Meng Youcheng hesitated for a moment, "Then what else do you want to hear?"
Lu Linshen suddenly stopped in his tracks. "Then I'm not going anywhere. I'm angry. Watch my Arhat Overturning Heaven Seal..."
He raised both hands, then dramatically crossed his arms, tilted his head to the side, and humphed…!
Meng Youcheng was stunned and quickly moved closer, "There are... a lot of people here..."
Lu Linshen didn't reply to his words, but instead repeated his previous action, "Hmph...!"
Meng Youcheng was at a loss. "Okay, okay... You're handsome, gentle, and kind to everyone. You're a really good boy, and... you're really capable. Your voice is also very pleasant. You're very nice. Is that okay?"
Lu Linshen immediately beamed with joy, "Hehe...really?"
"Really... the bubbly sounds are especially nice, like a kettle boiling water..."
Lu Linshen wasn't angry. Instead, he looked at the smile on Meng Youcheng's face and said, "It's so comfortable chatting with you."
Meng Youcheng was stunned. "Huh?"
"fine."
……
"What are you all dawdling about for?"
Jiang Chi pressed on impatiently, "It's just a few steps, why are you walking so slowly? He's already gone, tell me quickly, do I still have a chance?"
Meng Youcheng glanced awkwardly at Lu Linshen beside him, and could only nervously say, "No..."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Chi felt as if the sky were falling. He immediately burst into tears, "Ahhh... I knew it... Ahhh... He really is straight... Ahhh... What should I do? Waaaaah..."
Although most people have finished eating and left, it doesn't mean the cafeteria is empty.
Meng Youcheng panicked and looked around, wanting him to be quiet, but seeing him crying so sadly, he couldn't bear it.
Lu Linshen was already used to it. Suddenly, he remembered something and said with a smile, "I have good news for you, he's not straight..."
"Then him...?"
"He simply doesn't like you; he called you crazy!"
Meng Youcheng was ultimately a step too late. He knew what the other party was going to say, but he didn't expect them to say it so quickly!
Before they could react, Lu Linshen had already revealed everything.
Jiang Chi cried even louder, "Ah—!"
"Why are you doing this to me? Ah...! Waaaaah... Ah...!"
A long, drawn-out wail ensued!
Meng Youcheng hesitated, but ultimately said nothing.
……
Jiang Chi said that he would turn his sadness into appetite. He would go out for a big meal, eat lots and lots of food, and then go to the gym to turn his sadness into exercise, so that he wouldn't be so sad.
Meng Youcheng and Lu Linshen were walking on the road...
Lu Linshen turned his head and glanced at him, "Sigh..."
Meng Youcheng realized what was happening, glanced at him, and said nothing.
"well……!"
This sigh was noticeably louder than the first one.
Meng Youcheng smiled. "What's wrong? Speak your mind, don't sigh..."
To be honest...
Lu Linshen looked somewhat aggrieved. "I don't know why, but I always feel like something's missing. Walking on this street now, I feel empty inside. If... someone could just randomly kiss me, I think I would be very happy..."
Meng Youcheng was dumbfounded. "What...does that mean?"