Anime Crossover: These Heroines Are All Abnormal

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Anime Crossover: These Heroines Are All Abnormal

Author: Izayoi Ten

Summary:

Mu Xiaoxiao has become Doraemon - the limited edition from the other world.

He could obtain secret items by fulfilling the girl's wishes, and for the system's generous rewards, he decided to take this job seriously.

However, none of the female protagonists in this world are normal.

"Unrivaled power! Wealth beyond measure! The power to control a nation!" Mu Xiaoxiao declared passionately, "Whatever you want, I can make it happen for you!!"

Sakurazawa Tomomi's big eyes sparkled. "Wow, amazing! Can you really do anything?"

"Speak up, tell me your wish!" Mu Xiaoxiao crossed her arms, exuding an air of superiority.

"I feel really uncomfortable with that swelling, Mu Jun, can you help me?"

"..."

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Chapter One: My Obsessive Female Classmate

A private high school in Bunkyo Ward —

In May, Tokyo was already getting warmer. It was six o'clock in the afternoon, and the afterglow of the setting sun cast long shadows of the school buildings. The occasional chimes of the school bells echoed around, giving one a sense of loneliness.

The campus was empty and quiet at this moment. The aroma of food wafting from somewhere tempted the hungry. In this huge school, only some members of sports clubs were still working hard for the county competition on the playground.

"So energetic!"

Unlike them, Mu Xiaoxiao walked across the track listlessly. Hearing the thud, she looked up and stared at the baseball flying over her head, disappearing into the distance in an arc.

Ignoring the cheers behind him, Mu Xiaoxiao left the playground without looking back. He was so hungry that his stomach was practically sticking to his back, and he didn't have the energy to pay attention to anything else.

"The system is indicating that the target is in the classroom?"

Following the system's guidance, he stepped onto the stairs and arrived at the shoe cabinet in the teaching building. From his perspective, he could see a peculiar light mark.

The marker has an exclamation mark above it, next to a mysterious parchment scroll that reads "Wish List," but the contents of the wish list are covered by question marks.

Mu Xiaoxiao's feelings were complicated at this moment, a mixture of joy and worry.

What worries me is that I've transmigrated to this bizarre alternate world, and the road ahead is full of hardships. What pleases me is that at least I have a system, and the future isn't as bleak as I imagined.

This "22nd Century Future Department Store" allows her to obtain secret gadgets from the future world. Doraemon's secret gadgets are famous, and just hearing the name gives her a sense of security, which gives Mu Xiaoxiao enough confidence.

The system's functions are also very simple. In the future department store interface, you can use lottery coins to draw prizes and get rewards. There are two ways to get lottery coins. One way is this: the heroine's wishes will turn into a wish list. You can get rewards by completing the list.

Another, even simpler method, involves recycling items with supernatural powers, which will also yield coins for drawing secret items.

"Although I know that Doraemon represents dreams, isn't my limited edition from the other world a bit too much? Even Doraemon would be scratching his head if he came to this world!" Mu Xiaoxiao stood in front of the shoe cabinet, holding her head in her hands.

Talking about dreams in the underworld is like talking about feelings with a foot masseuse.

Hunger pulled Mu Xiaoxiao back to reality. He clutched his stomach and said, "So I transmigrated, but all the system gave me was a student ID card. That's all I got. I have to work in this world to earn money, right?"

Since it's a physical transmigration, there's naturally nothing there.

The child has been hungry all day.

Mu Xiaoxiao felt that her current pregnancy was more important than thinking about the future.

With a sigh, following the system's guidance, he changed into indoor shoes and went up to the third floor. At this time, all the students had left, and only a few teachers were still in their offices. The corridor was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. He could only hear his own footsteps as he walked until he stood in front of the closed classroom door.

The marker point is inside.

Looking at the familiar classroom in front of her, and the words "Class 1-B" on the door, Mu Xiaoxiao frowned. "This seems to be my class. Could the owner of the wish list be a female student in my class?"

The reason I use "seems" is because he has been in this world for less than a day.

In the quiet air, it seemed like there were strange noises coming from inside?

Okay, let me see what's going on.

A strange feeling welled up in his heart, but Mu Xiaoxiao's body acted faster than his brain. Before he could sort out his thoughts, he pushed open the door and entered. Then, he was stunned—the classroom was empty, the early summer breeze made the curtains flutter slightly, and the setting sun shone in from the window.

The sunlight reflected off the ground and desks, casting a golden glow, and also tinged the disheveled girl with a crimson hue, like a beautiful painting from ancient Greece. Why Greece? Because ancient Greek art depicts people without clothes!

In the quiet, empty classroom, there was only one girl studying human body art.

Mu Xiaoxiao seemed to be frozen in place, his right foot stuck in mid-air, unable to step in for a long time. He stared wide-eyed at the girl in astonishment. The girl, whose uniform was open, was lying on the desk. Her voice had stopped abruptly, and she was looking at him in disbelief as well.

Clearly, they hadn't expected anyone to come in at this time.

They stared at each other, the air itself seemed to freeze for a moment. After a few seconds, Mu Xiaoxiao pulled her foot back from mid-air, her gaze sweeping over the female classmates in the classroom. Although the girls had exclamation marks above their heads from the system, Mu Xiaoxiao seemed not to see them, averting her eyes. "Huh? Why am I going back to the classroom?"

Sorry to bother you, goodbye.

boom!

He closed the classroom sliding door expressionlessly, then turned and left.

This is outrageous, absolutely outrageous! A girl from my class was secretly seeing me in the classroom after school, and I actually stumbled upon something so absurd! Is this what the world of eroticism is like?

In that instant, Mu Xiaoxiao truly felt the reality of time travel. "Sigh, I really have come to a bizarre world." His steps quickened, as if his butt was on fire.

"Wait! Wait!"

The girl in the classroom finally came to her senses, hurriedly straightened her clothes, and then chased after him like the wind. Her face was flushed; she never expected to be caught sneaking around in the classroom by her classmates!

The discovery of her secret gave her a devastating feeling, like a meteorite falling from the sky—destroy this world!

Although she desperately wanted to cover her face and run away, she knew that more important than running away was preventing this secret from being exposed. No, what secret should be exposed? She had to explain herself clearly!

"Mu Xiaoxiao, wait!" Hiiragi Kanna caught up from behind, spreading her arms to block Mu Xiaoxiao, looking flustered. "It's not what you see, you, you have to let me explain—!"

Her face was very beautiful, especially now that it was flushed, as if she hadn't recovered yet. Her uniform was also not in good shape and looked a little messy, with one button fastened crookedly, which gave her a unique charm.

Her feet trembled slightly beneath the pleated skirt, as if she were exerting herself.

Mu Xiaoxiao was forced to stop, her face still innocent, and greeted him naturally, "Oh? It's Hiiragi Kanna-san. Sorry, sorry, I didn't hear you just now—why aren't you home yet? Why are you still at school?"

"..."

Looking into Mu Xiaoxiao's big, clear eyes, Hiiragi Kanna's pretty face showed a look of suspicion. "You just saw it, didn't you?"

"I don't know what you're talking about," Mu Xiaoxiao said, her big eyes filled with questions. "Hira-kun, did we just meet?"

"..."

He pretended to be stupid.

“I know you saw it, it’s not what you think, I was just…” In her anxiety, Hiiragi Kanna grabbed Mu Xiaoxiao’s sleeve, almost tearing her scalp off, and quickly shook off her hand.

"Hey! Don't get my clothes dirty!"

"Where is it dirty? I clearly wiped it clean with a handkerchief!" Hiiragi Kanna's cheeks flushed red, and she stomped her feet in frustration before realizing what she had done and demanding, "Mu Xiaoxiao! You still say you didn't see it?!"

"..."

Mu Xiaoxiao gave her a death stare with the look of someone looking at a pervert, "I've already given you a way out, and you really want me to see it? Okay, I admit it, I did see Hiiragi Kanna. I didn't realize she was so pretty. I didn't expect her to be such a pervert."

Why is my first wish list filled with such an obsessive female classmate?

Chapter Two: Hiiragi Kansa (Hiragi Vegetable), Is This Your Dream?

"Don't say it!"

Hiiragi Kanna was so ashamed she wanted to kill herself by smashing her head against his head, but for the sake of her reputation and her future, she had to explain herself. "I don't want you to see this! But who knows if you're just pretending to be stupid on the surface and secretly talking badly about me behind my back? I'm really worried, okay?"

If it gets out, I'll suffer social death, and my life will be completely over!

Mu Xiaoxiao chuckled coldly, "It's only because you ran into me. If it were anyone else, you would have been pinned to the ground by now. But I think you'd be looking forward to that kind of thing happening, right?"

If things unfold as the script of the other world suggests, and someone accidentally stumbles upon that scene, regardless of whether they know each other or not, they just go with the flow and pounce on each other, and then the two of them naturally have sex in this empty classroom.

Unfortunately, Mu Xiaoxiao has the mindset of a normal person and simply cannot do such outrageous things.

However, when Hiiragi Kana's wish list appeared in front of him, and when he saw the contents of the wish list displayed on the system, he finally stopped in his tracks.

[Wishlist (Hira Kanana): I wonder what it feels like to actually do it with a boy. It must be even more comfortable than this. I really want to experience it.]

Hiragana, is this your dream? How utterly vulgar.

"I'm not looking forward to it at all, Mu Xiaoxiao. What kind of person do you take me for? I'm not that kind of frivolous and vulgar girl," the beautiful girl with long flowing hair said, hands on her hips, explaining with utmost seriousness. "I'm just a normal teenage girl who does those kinds of things. You boys do the same, so what's the big deal?"

Yeah, very stubborn.

Unaware that the boy in front of her had seen right through her, she still tried to deny it, saying, "As for being in the classroom, I thought no one was there, but then you suddenly walked in. Anyway, I was out of my mind, it doesn't count!"

Mu Xiaoxiao stared at her strangely for a while, listened to the girl's explanation, and then looked at the wish list again. She couldn't control her expression for a moment and said with a forced smile, "Hirai-kun, you are very curious and fascinated by matters between men and women, right?"

"what?"

"Your dream is to be horny, right?"

"How did you know? No, wait," Hiiragi Kanna exclaimed in shock, then covered her head with her hands and let out a shameful sob, a blush spreading from her cheeks to her neck, her big eyes almost brimming with tears, "Of course not!! Absolutely not!! I told you it's just puberty..."

"Stop making excuses and face your own heart honestly." I won't mention the wish list of selling you. I saw it with my own eyes at the classroom door just now, so what else is there to say? Mu Xiaoxiao looked at the girl in front of her seriously and said, "You are obsessed with that feeling. You are a little addicted, but you feel it is not enough. You want to experience the real taste of men and women."

"..."

Why, why does he know what I'm thinking?!

"Even though it's only been two months since the start of the semester, you're so popular at school. Turns out you're actually a little slut at heart."

Hiiragi Kana let out a cute whimper, unable to refute it, her heart pounding with shock. This guy could see right through me, as if I were completely naked in front of him, with no secrets at all, completely exposed to him.

The girl shuddered, speechless. She decided to throw caution to the wind and stubbornly raised her head. "You're right, I am a slut. So what if I want it? That's just my nature. Besides, I'm still pure! I'm still a virgin!"

I must have gone mad to say such shameful things; I have no sense of propriety whatsoever as a girl.

Looking into Hiiragi Kana's stubborn eyes that met his gaze, a stubbornness tinged with a hint of retreat and pleading, Mu Xiaoxiao's heart softened slightly. "You're right, there's really nothing to be ashamed of, it's only human nature. So Hiiragi Kana, you don't want this to be exposed, you don't want everyone to know that you're actually a pervert, right?"

Mu Xiaoxiao smiled.

"!!!"

Hiiragi Kanna's momentum faltered, and she looked flustered, with a bad premonition. Especially when she saw Mu Xiaoxiao's mischievous smile, she wondered what he was planning to do. Could it be that he was going to do the same to her? After all, he was a boy, and his mind must be full of lewd thoughts.

Should I refuse? Although he's not very noticeable in class and always seems invisible, he just caught me red-handed, so he might threaten me, right?

Hiiragi Kanana thought of that scene.

Lost in her own thoughts, she nervously pressed her legs together and asked, "Mu Jun, what... what do you want to do?"

Her expression, her appearance, her attitude, her rather erotic body, and the two large breasts hidden under her uniform all tinged the air with an ambiguous pink hue. In this atmosphere, under the girl's tense gaze, Mu Xiaoxiao spoke in a serious tone.

"meal."

"what?"

"Treat me to a meal as hush money, is that alright?"

The ambiguous pink atmosphere vanished completely. After all that buildup, the girl was prepared to be threatened, and this was the end result?

The pink lips of the hibiscus vegetable are slightly parted.

Mu Xiaoxiao patted her stomach, unconcerned. Compared to getting into some fun, filling her stomach was the real priority right now. She really wasn't in the mood to think about anything else. She'd just take this opportunity to eat for free. As for her wish list, that was a bit of a problem. She couldn't really go to bed with him, could she? That would make her a gigolo.

Looking at the expectant expression on the boy's face, Hiiragi Kanna's cheeks twitched. "Sure, but just one meal is enough?"

"Two meals would be even better. Of course, I would be even happier if there were no limit to the number of meals," Mu Xiaoxiao wished she could have a long-term meal ticket. With his hopeful gaze fixed on her, Hiiragi Kanna had countless complaints she wanted to make, but in the end, she said nothing.

"Forget it, let's go."

Hiiragi Kanna breathed a sigh of relief at the mere invitation to dinner, but her feelings were a strange mix of emotions. Suddenly, she heard her stomach growl, turned to look at Mu Xiaoxiao's feignedly calm face, and couldn't help but chuckle.

Two months into the semester, the girl was quite familiar with most of her classmates due to her personality, but she didn't have much of an impression of Mu Xiaoxiao. He was really inconspicuous in the class, but she never expected that they would cross paths because of this accident.

After a brief encounter with him, I felt that he was somewhat special. "Mu Xiaoxiao, you really are different."

"what?"

"When you barged into the classroom earlier," Hiiragi Kanna gently combed her hair and said softly, "you not only saw my secret, but you also saw my entire body, didn't you?"