Chapter 270 Sasuke VS Raikage, doujinshi?
Chapter 270 Sasuke VS Raikage, doujinshi?
Chapter 270 Sasuke VS Raikage, doujinshi?
What's the key point?
It takes you 30 minutes to read a notebook?
So what exactly is a notebook?!
The ninjas recalled the scrolling comments, and that "the neighbor's sister's temptation.jpg" didn't seem like anything too serious.
It's probably even more exciting than Intimate Paradise.
Those from the earliest timelines who were connected had all witnessed Black Zetsu being punished! He was forced to watch over a thousand doujinshi or anime about Kaguya within 24 hours...
horrible.
That's terrifying!
Sarutobi Asuma: "I watched for almost 30 minutes—"
Jiraiya: "I've been watching for almost 30 minutes—"
Kannabihashi Timeline
Minato Namikaze earnestly inquired, "What does this mean, Jiraiya-sensei?"
Jiraiya took a breath, looked at the students beside him, and thought about it carefully, something didn't seem right.
"Minato, you—"
"Um?"
"You've probably already experienced what that feels like, haven't you?"
"Which one?"
Shuimen looks like a big golden retriever, naturally silly with his head tilted to one side.
"That's it! That one!" Jiraiya gave his disciple a hint by raising his little finger.
Minato Namikaze understood what Jiraiya-sensei meant!
But he felt that Jiraiya-sensei was mistaken. "If it's that kind of thing, thirty minutes is too short, isn't it? It would take at least an hour and a half, wouldn't it?"
Blood gushing out!
Why are there people in this world who can do everything perfectly?!
Shouldn't a fast ninja be able to do everything quickly?! Why did Minato Namikaze break this rule?!
Suddenly being regarded as a public enemy by the other male ninjas around him, Minato Namikaze, naturally clueless, tilted his head and asked, "Huh? Isn't that how you guys are?"
The surrounding ninjas: "Ugh!!"
"Okay, let's change the subject—"
Limited Tsukuyomi Timeline
Charaju has gone mad!
Since he couldn't be harmed by any attacks anyway, he could stop and watch the barrage of bullets from the sky without any restraint on the fierce battlefield.
The cover art of that doujinshi really amazed him!
( ) I want it, I want it, I want it!
"Where is such a cute little kitten?! I want to see it too!" The poor kid didn't see the comments saying it was a doujinshi of Uchiha Itachi gender-swapped.
"roll!"
Before he could finish speaking, Charasu was already kicked away by Itachi Uchiha—
No, because of the barrage wall buff, even Chara Itachi can't attack Chara Sasuke.
However, it seems that the Uchiha brothers' bond is somewhat fragile in the limited Tsukuyomi world.
Looking at the unreliable Chara-suke in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Sasuke Uchiha wished he could strangle him across the dimensional barrier!
No matter how angry Tsunade and Kushina were mentioned in the comments, or how embarrassed Hinata and Naruto were, none of them suffered as much as Sasuke Uchiha himself.
Uchiha Sasuke, as a prefix in various doujinshi, has been repeatedly ridiculed and mocked countless times.
This is absolutely terrible!
His image is weighing three tons!
Her public image has completely collapsed!!
However, there were others who suffered even more than Sasuke, such as Itachi Uchiha, who was publicly executed.
He knew the "All-Knowing God" hated him, but to hate him to the point of turning him into a woman and reviving the Uchiha clan using the most traditional methods...
Isn't that really unnecessary?!
Following Danzo Shimura in the "Tobirama Death Timeline," Itachi Uchiha was also cyberbullied to the point of wanting to die.
"Sasuke—"
"You shouldn't have resurrected me—"
"It would be better if I just died."
Uchiha Itachi: gloomy, negative, and EMO.
Sasuke "..."
In the timeline before the Uchiha clan massacre, Itachi, who was only 11 years old, had his worldview shattered. He learned about LGBTQ+ issues before he understood anything else.
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Damn it! There's absolutely nothing we can do!
[Naruto] [Hahahaha! Can you guys still watch Naruto normally after this?] 100,000+ people think it's great. [So what? Who hasn't read a few doujinshi while watching Naruto?!] 100,000+ people think it's great. [Other] [Female readers haven't read them, have they?] 100,000+ people think it's great. [Orochimaru] [Holy crap! Girls read them even more intensely than us!] 100,000+ people think it's great. [Itachi] [I'm a girl, I want some Sasuke and Itachi doujinshi, but I only have BL doujinshi here, I guess you guys won't trade, how about we do it on Xianyu? I can accept electronic versions up to 20 RMB, if there's a physical copy I can accept up to 200 RMB.] 100,000+ people think it's great. [Orochimaru] [See, what did I tell you?!] 100,000+ people think it's great. [Other] [Sisters, can you share it after you get it?] 100,000+ people think this is great. [ORZ, isn't the person upstairs a guy?] 100,000+ people think this is great. [Can't guys call each other sisters? Should we call her brother?! Anyway, here's the doujinshi, I'm into the seductive older sister type. XD!!] 100,000+ people think this is great. Chunin Exams Timeline 1: "What should we say?"
"Oh no, I've started imagining all the all-knowing gods as Kakashi."
"Huh?! What does this have to do with me?" Kakashi exclaimed in surprise!
Tenzo: "Because Kakashi-senpai, you're always waving around that 'Make-Out Paradise' stuff! But I'm not reading ninja world doujinshi!" Kakashi tried to explain: "Those are from other worlds, after all—"
His nervousness made him incoherent.
Sarutobi Asuma flicked his cigarette ash. "That's right, those all-knowing gods also read doujinshi about 'other worlds.'"
In this timeline, it would be much harder for the Akatsuki members to maintain their composure—
The first one to be affected is Uchiha Itachi.
All he wants now is a god to forget everything in this world.
Kisame was about to burst out laughing. He wasn't a very cheerful person, unless he really couldn't help it.
To quote the comments on the screen, he really wanted to interview his companion about the extent of his psychological trauma!
No, Deidara only has eyes for Patrick Star; Deidara only has eyes for art!
However, he wouldn't let this opportunity to mock the Uchiha go to waste.
Scorpion smiled coldly, feeling that the seven emotions and six desires of the human world were purely superfluous!
"If I can turn them into puppets, not to mention thirty minutes, as long as I have enough energy, thirty years won't be a problem."
Fortunately, the all-knowing gods didn't know what he was saying, otherwise...
Uchiha Obito "—"
He fought with the resurrected Madara Uchiha, and his injuries hadn't healed yet.
Madara Uchiha even thought he was too weak, unable to even activate Susanoo.
However, Obito Uchiha preferred to borrow the Rinnegan rather than take back the Sharingan that belonged to him from Kakashi's eye socket.
ask?
That's because I've been reading those little imperial books too much; they've gotten dirty and are no longer usable.
This matter was later reported back to Konoha.
Who spread it? You probably already know without me saying.
Kakashi Hatake was stunned when he learned all this.
He could only console himself by saying that Sasuke and Itachi were in even worse shape.
[How dare you! I've already said it! A doujinshi is a doujinshi! Naruto is Naruto!]
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The First Raikage: "Me???"
Why single me out?
In the Samurai Bridge timeline 1, the Fourth Raikage, who lost an arm because of Uchiha Sasuke, snorted!
"Contacting the ninjas of Konoha always ends up with nothing good!!"
Ever since I met Minato Namikaze when I was young, I've had nothing but bad luck when I encounter people from Konoha!
Killer Bee: "You bastard, you idiot! Big brother's got all the fun! You're not a real brother! You bastard, you idiot! I want to be a doujinshi-bi too!"
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline 1: This isn't actually the first time the Fourth Raikage has seen the term "Doujinraikage" in the comments.
Furthermore, it can be roughly inferred from this that the "omniscient gods" really like to use him as a model to draw some things about him and the female ninjas [whoa].
"Seriously! Wouldn't it be better to use that time to build muscle?! Why get so obsessed with that kind of thing!"
As he said this, the Fourth Raikage was still lifting weights with one hand.
However, the reason he could say such things so casually was because he hadn't read the scripts he had acted in.
otherwise··
【Why are all the opponents Sasuke?! Shouldn't it be the Raikage?!】 10+ people liked this. 【Normal, normal. It's doujinshi, you name it! Besides, how can you revive the Uchiha clan without some extraordinary talent?】 10+ people liked this. Uchiha Sasuke: "Enough! Enough already!! The Uchiha clan doesn't need revival anymore!!"
"Yeah! Sasuke doesn't seem to be old enough to think about that kind of thing yet, right? He should at least be old enough to drink alcohol before he can think about that kind of thing, right?" Naruto said righteously.
This really surprised everyone.
"Aren't you Jiraiya-sama's ghostwriter?"
"Huh? The perverted sage only let me write the daily life parts; he wrote all the detailed descriptions himself."
Naruto recalled, "In his words, those were the essence, and he had to live up to his readers' expectations."
Sakura: "They actually have a strange sense of mission and responsibility."
Risaku: But it seems like I didn't use it in the right place!!
The Allied Shinobi Forces in the "Limited Tsukuyomi World" timeline are in a really bad situation. Madara's Rinnegan has already been taken by Hashirama and Tobirama, one for each of them.
Watching the progress of this world, the ninjas of the Fourth Shinobi World War were terrified and grateful that it was Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito who started the war on their side, not the villains Senju Tobirama and Senju Hashirama from the Tsukuyomi world.
What's with all the comments in the sky? The ninjas in the Tsukuyomi world timeline don't have the time or energy to watch them!
Sakura Haruno, the daughter of a hero; Sasuke Uchiha, the playboy; Naruto Uzumaki, the elite ninja; and Kakashi, exhausted and devastated, are being helped by the Fifth Mizukage, Obito Uchiha, as they fight against the world's greatest villains. Judging from the current situation...
It's completely one-sided.
Even the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, had no idea that he could be this strong!
Previously, some viewers in the live chat said he was "the man who made a pact with the sea," which I thought was a bit of an exaggeration.
But when I saw the "Villain Tobirama Senju" use the Sea Release: Great Tsunami Technique in the limited reading world, I realized that what the comments said about "becoming weaker by three points after being redeemed, becoming stronger by ten times after being corrupted" was indeed true!
Tobirama was enhanced tenfold, not to mention the villain Hashirama Senju.
However, he has not yet used immortal techniques, the True Thousand Hands, or the Buddha Transformation on His Head, so it is still difficult to assess just how strong he is.
While Sasuke uses his invulnerable body to hold off the two villainous Hokage, Sakura Haruno, the hero's daughter, comes to the mirror and asks the two Hokage about the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War.
"Do these two Hokage from another world have any weaknesses? We really can't think of any way to deal with them."
Even Madara Uchiha, known for his skill in combat, was immobilized by the black chakra rods embedded in his skin, and the Akatsuki security organization was also filled with dead and crippled. "Even with your sincere pleas, Tobirama Senju is helpless..."
It seems that even if the two of them went there, they might not be able to defeat the other First Hokage and Second Hokage in the Limited Tsukuyomi world.
Because Naruto and Sakura had some connection with that world, they were unwilling to see them defeated and killed, especially by the two Hokage they admired, the First and Second Hokage.
It doesn't matter to Kakashi, Obito, Madara, and others in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, since it's not their timeline anyway.
However, Hashirama is a bit of a nice guy and always hopes that things can end happily for everyone.
Madara found his thinking strange. "The other world's you wasn't deceived by Black Zetsu like I was. If you really want to save the ninjas of that world, do you want to kill your other self from other worlds? And Tobirama too."
Killing Tobirama—
Madara probably thinks Hashirama couldn't do that, right?
But Hashirama answered matter-of-factly, "If Tobirama and I in that world were standing against all of humanity, then sealing them away, or even killing them, would be the right thing to do, wouldn't it?"
Madara Uchiha's worries and anxieties correspond to the villain Hashirama Senju's persona as a "false god of peace," while their Hashirama Senju is the "ninja god who ignites the fire of peace."
"In some ways, you're more cruel than anyone else."
Madara spoke from his heart, but Hashirama felt that Madara was misinterpreting his thoughts.
However, it wasn't a topic that required determining who was better, so Madara didn't argue with Hashirama.
Instead, they heard Tobirama Senju say, "It's not that there's absolutely no way to deal with my brother and me from that world."
Naruto was overjoyed: "Really?!"
Tobirama Senju looked up at the time displayed on the Divine Tree's bullet screen.
【time】
【00:09:13】
Less than ten minutes left.
The current conclusions on this issue still lean towards Orochimaru > others > Naruto.
"If you answer correctly, you should be able to make a request to it (the Divine Tree's barrage of attacks)," Tobirama Senju said, "to use this request to defeat my brother and me from that world."
After Tobirama finished speaking, Naruto retorted, "But the problem is, Sasuke in that world also chose Itachi!"
But the gods who know everything hate Sasuke's brother so much, they probably wouldn't vote for him, right?
Naruto, exasperated, yelled at Sasuke beside him and at Sasuke's reflection in the mirror, "You guys should have chosen Orochimaru!!"
What's the use of finding your brother at a time like this!
Although he was talking about finding his brother, the way Naruto said it made it sound like Sasuke would only go home and complain to his mother if he was bullied.
Sasuke in his fourth World War: "How was I supposed to know that the omniscient gods had come up with such an abstract way to revive our clan?! Besides! I chose something else!"
Tsukuyomi World Charasu: "I didn't mean to! So many cute girls are willing to have my babies! Why am I making a choice?! Seven in one night! I can complete the mission in a month!!"
This is intolerable!
Uchiha Sasuke: Amataras!!!
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