met free Chapter 319 A chance encounter with my first love by the river during the chaos of war in my youth～♪
Chapter 319 A chance encounter with my first love by the river during the chaos of war in my youth～♪
Chapter 319 A chance encounter with my first love by the river during the chaos of war in my youth~? His name was Hashirama, a bit dim-witted~?
[Konoha's Got Talent is nearing its end!] 10+ people liked this. [This topic is unfair! There are only three hours, and it's a lottery system! If you're unlucky, you might not even get a few chances!] 10+ people liked this. [Less than twenty minutes left, maybe four or five songs at most before it ends?!] 10+ people liked this. [Oh my god! Madara hasn't even sung his "East Wind Breaks" yet!!] 10+ people liked this. [I'm going to keep cheering for the Second Hokage!!] 10+ people liked this. Regarding Tobirama's death, but his failure to die, the Second Hokage of each village felt awkward. However, they all knew that if the all-knowing gods mentioned a generation but didn't specify which village's Kage, they would assume it was the Hokage.
The other figures all silently mourned for Tobirama Senju for two seconds.
[The Second Hokage truly lives up to his reputation as a top ninja! And the undisputed queen of the songstress world!] 10+ people liked this. Fourth Shinobi Tobirama Senju: "Enough! I have absolutely no desire to be a songstress!!"
Unlike Tobirama's thoughts in this timeline, there is Tobirama Senju who was forced to become a woman.
She believes that if she were given the chance to make a wish, she could turn back into a man and use her voice acting skills to revive her brother.
Black Zetsu from different timelines: "If I'm chosen as the strongest songstress! Hashirama Senju! Madara Uchiha! And the entire ninja world! Prepare for my and my mother's revenge!!"
[Sasuke sings well too!] 100,000+ people think it's great! [Go Nan-jie!! The Cruel Angel's Action Thesis is definitely a perfect performance!] 100,000+ people think it's great! [They don't even include my Shisui-ge! I'm going to cause trouble! Isn't he an Uchiha? Why don't they include him in Uchiha songs?!] 100,000+ people think it's great! [Recommend Sasuke's "Dark Knight" and "Growing Up with a Burden of 10,000 Pounds"; Recommend Sakura's "Courage" and "Cherry Blossom Rain"; Recommend Kakashi's "Don't Take Me Away" and "I Once Thought of Ending It All"; Recommend Obito's "Double Happiness" and "Devil's Child"; Recommend Rock Lee's "Burning Hot Blood"]
和《男儿当自强》；推荐油女志乃唱的《虫儿飞》和《无名的人》；推荐宁次唱的《命运》和《青鸟》；推荐大蛇丸唱的《痒》————】10w+人觉得很赞【想听宇智波狂笑四杰唱《阳光开朗大男孩》！】10w+人觉得很赞【这个我也想听，哈哈哈哈】10w+人觉得很赞【大蛇丸唱《痒》？认真的吗？！别太阴间啊！！】10w+人觉得很赞【他可能说的是博人传的蛇姨。】10w+人觉得很赞【推荐VCR：《赐我DJ》修改版《赐我一场复活，只身暴打五影联军来》】
[Singer - Uchiha Madara]
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Madara Uchiha, who was reading a storybook to his younger brothers, froze.
Why is it him again?! Didn't he already sing in the previous dream loop episode?!
The storybook's origin: The all-knowing gods, seeing that they could reward the tile-roofed houses and board-roofed houses, casually gifted them a set of books called "Havoc in Heaven".
It's not a paradise for intimate moments, please rest assured.
However, Madara Uchiha had some troubles after that, ever since he read this storybook to his younger brothers and Hashirama's younger brothers—
The Uchiha and Senju clans, who were perfectly fine, are constantly cosplaying as the Sarutobi clan, and they even want their older brothers to "beg the Sarutobi clan leader to let them have a monkey as a summoning beast."
Of course, it's impossible to ask for it.
Just look at the newly released VCRs—
The scene depicts Madara Uchiha standing inside Susanoo, fighting against the Allied Shinobi Forces single-handedly against thousands of enemies.
Starting from zero frames, all that could be heard was Uchiha Madara singing:
"Let me fight to my heart's content~♪ I'll single-handedly crush the Five Kage Alliance~♪ I'll become a rose on the battlefield~♪ I'll taste the flesh and blood of a hundred battles~♪"
"The beauty of dancing on the battlefield~♪ Elegant martial arts leave the enemy in a sorry state~♪ A clap of hands~♪ A meteor strikes from the sky~"
♪」】
The background is the phrase that often floods the comments section: "Do you want to dance too?"
Seeing himself beating up the Allied Shinobi Forces from a third-person perspective, accompanied by the lyrics sung in his voice, Madara was so embarrassed that he scratched his toes on the ground.
"I never said anything about a 'battlefield rose'!!"
Izuna looked on with longing, "When Madara fights, he's like a blooming rose, and they're not wrong about that."
"Izuna————"
Madara was quite helpless, especially as he watched as the patriarch of the Chara clan, Uchiha Chara Madara, from who-knows-where produced a rose and held it in his mouth—[…].
Madara shivered.
In the video, he continued singing in his own voice:
["I met my first love by chance by the river during the war when I was young~♪ He was a bit of a simpleton and his name was Hashirama~♪"]
【"My dream was to walk hand in hand with my friend and build a village~♪ But alas, I bear a blood feud and see swords on the battlefield~♪"】
First love
Not to mention Madara, even Hashirama felt awkward!
Unfortunately, the comments section was almost entirely filled with the words "first love"!
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[Hahahahahahaha] 10+ people think this is great! [Keywords: first love, naive, cute, Hashirama.] 10+ people think this is great! [Keywords: first love, clumsy, easily fooled, Madara.] 10+ people think this is great! Uchiha Madara: "Who are you calling clumsy and easily fooled?! Hashirama!!"
"I didn't say anything!"
Faced with Hashirama's innocent rebuttal, Madara was about to say, "I'm sorry, I went too far."
Then they heard Hashirama finish his sentence: "Can't I even think about it?"
"Ha-shi-la-ma—!"
"Hahahaha!" Hashirama laughed and wrapped his arm around Madara's waist with his Wood Release. "It's rare to have such fine wine, let's have a drink first."
The Allied Shinobi Forces, though far apart, huddled together and whispered among themselves, "The First Hokage really has no sense of distance at all—"
"Yeah, the lyrics are already like this, and the two of them still don't know how to avoid suspicion."
"It's just that Lord Mito, who died of old age, didn't come back to life, otherwise I can't even imagine how suffocating the scene would be."
After all, the distance was too great; even Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju couldn't possibly hear people whispering from that far away.
Their attention was still focused on Uchiha Madara singing in the newly recommended video:
【"In the end, Izuna fell in my arms amidst the chaos of battle~♪ Let go of hatred and join hands to create a new future~♪"】
【"Black Zetsu's rescue of his mother and alteration of the prophecy have thrown my mind into turmoil~♪ The battle at the Valley of the End was ultimately a failure~♪"】
Uchiha Izuna's timeline of serious injury (recovery) —
Izuna felt quite embarrassed to hear his brother sing those lyrics.
Now, more and more ninja clans, both large and small, are joining Konoha, and more and more ordinary people are seeking stability and protection. Playing a video of him being defeated by Tobirama Senju in the sky is just rubbing salt into his wounds.
He had no idea how he would get home after get off work, or how many acquaintances would look at him with scrutinizing eyes, as if to say, "So Izuna-sama is not as good as Tobirama-sama."
"Ugh! This is so annoying!!"
Izuna put down his pen and started grabbing his hair and rubbing his head haphazardly.
"I'll send you on your way with the Flying Thunder God Technique."
"?!real?!"
"Hmm," Tobirama Senju replied calmly.
Izuna suddenly realized that his opponent was actually quite nice!
"But don't expect me to go easy on you when it comes to campaigning!"
"You Uchiha people think too much."
"Don't always generalize your individual actions to the entire Uchiha clan, you bastard!"
In the comments section—
[The lyrics are really good!] 10+ people think it's great. [It's so catchy, Black Zetsu saves his mother, messes up my mind, Madara gets stabbed in the heart.] 10+ people think it's great. On the roof of the Hokage Building, Uchiha Madara was already so embarrassed by this song that his legs went weak.
I always felt that it was a bit unreasonable for me to put aside my hatred and work together to create a future after my younger brother died.
After get off work, I don't know how to get back to the Uchiha mansion, and I don't want to see the faces of any other clan members—
Hashirama, standing nearby, smiled and promised, "I'll have Tobirama use the Flying Thunder God Technique to send you back tonight."
"Do you usually use your brother as a means of transportation like this?"
"EMMMM————" Hashirama thought for a moment, "Occasionally, maybe three to five times a week."
Madara Uchiha: "————" How many days are there in a week?!
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline; Part 1: [Childhood: Hashirama and Madara watched the entire shinobi world fight helplessly; Adulthood: Hashirama and Madara fight, and the entire shinobi world watches helplessly.] 100,000+ people think this is great. (Pfft—)
—
This comment made both Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju laugh.
The two men looked at each other, burst into laughter, and accused each other of being as strong as monsters.
[Izuna didn't die at the time, but he died later from his serious injuries.] 100,000+ people think this is great. [Tobirama Senju: How is Izuna?] 100,000+ people think this is great. [Tobirama probably really didn't expect Izuna to die. If Madara had held Hashirama's outstretched hand at that time, Izuna would have had a 99% chance of surviving.]
When Madara fought the Five Kage, he said Tsunade's medical ninjutsu was far inferior to Hashirama's. 】10+ people think this is great. Izuna, resurrected in the Fourth Shinobi World War, looked at the comments in the sky, feeling unconvinced but unable to say anything.
In particular, there was a large mirror wall that connected to the timeline where he was seriously injured. Because of the comments, his brother grabbed Hashirama's hand and begged Hashirama to heal him.
Now they're all doing well together in Konoha, and he even helped his brother steal the child's surname and sealed Black Zetsu away together.
If he could also snatch the title of First Hokage, it would be perfect.
Tobirama: "After all, hindsight is always 20/20, and your choice is only natural."
Are you trying to comfort me?
"What do you think?"
"Alright, then I'll reluctantly accept your offer of goodwill."
"Tsk." Tobirama Senju's facial muscles twitched, regretting his words and wanting to take them back.
Uchiha Madara sings:
【"I refuse to accept defeat~♪ I'll wear my white moonlight bra for love~♪"】
【"A century of meticulous planning ~♪ Sleep is only a temporary state ~♪"】
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: Madara Uchiha: "————"
When the barrage of comments revived him, it deliberately preserved Hashirama's face on his chest, so that the facial markings could reappear after absorbing Hashirama's Sage Chakra.
Banjian and Wajian repeatedly tried to feed the older brother on Ban's chest.
"I don't really have to spend my whole life with that stupid face of yours, do I?" Thinking of this possibility, Madara Uchiha, perhaps because he had absorbed Hashirama Senju's genes, had also learned his despondency.
"My face looks stupid, I'm sorry."
Tobirama Senju: "You two, don't get so down!!"
The Allied Shinobi Forces in the distance: They've all reached the pinnacle of combat power, yet they're still so dejected. How are we ordinary Jonin supposed to survive?
Uchiha Madara sings:
【"Heroic figure on the battlefield~♪ Susanoo stands armed beyond the heavens~♪ You five Kage are truly cowards~♪"】
Bang—
Now the entire Allied Shinobi Forces and the Kage who had returned to their respective villages were all demoralized.
The ninja world is full of heroes, and becoming a Kage is perhaps the highest honor for ninjas.
However, becoming a Kage is merely the threshold for being qualified to have a 5v1 fight with Uchiha Madara.
The only one truly qualified to fight Uchiha Madara one-on-one was Hashirama Senju. [100,000+ people liked this] Madara nodded: "I like that."
"Because you're a bunch of chuunibyou (delusional) people." Tobirama Senju immediately launched a powerful counterattack with a joke about a brat.
Uchiha Izuna scoffed, "Shut up, I know you're a hater of the Uchiha clan!"
Other ninjas:
How come even the Second Hokage and Madara Uchiha's brother are starting to act like this? The power of divine language is too strong.
Uchiha Madara sings:
【"The Reincarnation Technique ~♪ Reborn into the present world ~♪ I only wish for peace in this world ~♪"】
"I offer the Blood Moon Sacrifice in my heart~♪ I absorbed the perfect Six Paths power of the Ten-Tails~♪ Who in the ninja world can defeat me~♪"
He didn't have the chance to become Six Paths Madara during his fourth battle with Uchiha Madara, which was one of his regrets. He still wanted to experience that kind of power at least once.
"That kind of older brother looks a bit scary." Blackfire is the youngest and relatively the most outspoken.
The other brothers nodded.
"I feel like I'm not even human anymore."
Uchiha Madara:
Uchiha Madara sings:
【"In the morning there are peacocks and tigers, but in the evening there is bloodshed and the sun sets~♪ Night triumphs dance, the brilliant flames are extinguished like lamps~♪ Shaking space, fast as lightning, with determination, draped in red~♪ Let me enjoy the ultimate secrets of physical techniques~♪"
Tobirama Senju: "Everyone's turned green."
"Mind your own business!" Uchiha Izuna shouted.
Tobirama ignored Izuna and instead reminded Madara to watch the VCR showing him being betrayed by Black Zetsu and transformed into Kaguya.
"Although my older brother is a bit slow-witted, his intuition is always very accurate. Try to discuss things with him as much as possible."
He paused halfway through his sentence, then sighed.
"After I return to Konoha, I will write an anti-fraud textbook, which will be an elective for the whole village, and a must for the Uchiha clan."
These words, while not particularly hurtful to the Uchiha, were extremely insulting.
Madara Uchiha: "If I had another chance to make a wish, I would make sure that annoying mouth of yours is never opened again!"
"Madara, Madara, let it go." Hashirama acted as a peacemaker. "Tobirama too, when you're joking, you should act like you're joking. Don't always joke with a straight face, or people will take your words seriously."
"That's their own problem! Anyone with a normal sense can tell I'm joking, bro!"
ah? ! ! ! !
Apart from Senju Hashirama, Senju Itama, and Senju Tsuchima, everyone around who could hear their conversation was stunned.
no----
Is the Second Hokage joking?!
Seeing the frozen expressions on the faces of the ninjas, Tobirama asked, "What? Can't you tell?"
The ninjas being stared at by Tobirama shook their heads vigorously.
The only person who didn't shake his head and said he could tell the second generation was telling a joke —
First, Orochimaru.
The second-generation brothers could tell because they understood their family.
The fact that Orochimaru could hear it only proves that people with high IQs have more synchronized brain circuits, right?
【Night Guy!!】10+ people liked this. 【Kakashi, watch out! This move is something I carefully prepared for you!】10+ people liked this. 【Obito: Kakashi is already in the Kamui dimension. I'll release him after your skill cooldown.】10+ people liked this. 【Laughing to death.】10+ people liked this. Uchiha Obito pointed at his nose and boasted to Kakashi, "So I'm much better than that idiot who can't remember faces!"
Kakashi: "Do you remember when someone said you were nowhere near as good as Guy?"
Obito Uchiha was displeased! Didn't he know that we Uchiha hold grudges?! Hmph!!
[Night Guy's speed can distort space, so it's uncertain whether Obito's Kamui will have any effect.] 10+ people think this is great. Obito: Not happy 2.
[However, the Sharingan has an ultimate bug—Izanagi, right? Guy died after using all eight gates, but Obito or Madara could still be resurrected.] 10+ people thought this was great. Obito: Happy +1.
[In Six Paths Sage Mode, one can't use the Sharingan and Mangekyou Sharingan abilities, right? If Guy hadn't kicked Madara's lower body back then, it would have been the end.] 10+ people think this is great—what's next? ————
Half-body?
Madara Uchiha suddenly realized that something was wrong. They were good at imagining things, and when a man imagined that kind of pain, which one wouldn't feel embarrassed and seek out a shield to defend himself?
【Hahahaha, bro, you got the plot wrong! It was a kick to the right side of the body!】10+ people liked this. 【What the hell, the lower half! Hahahaha!】10+ people liked this. 【Ah, sorry, sorry, I got it wrong.】10+ people liked this. "So annoying! Let's skip this topic! Idiot!!" Uchiha Madara was so angry that his neck and above were red!
Uchiha Madara sings:
【"The roses will eventually fall~♪ How vibrant and dazzling they were when they bloomed~♪ The only two legends in the ninja world~♪ What's wrong with doing things for peace~♪"】10+ people think it's great. 【"Having seen all the ways of the world~♪ All the things I've learned in the past are coming to an end~♪ Grant me a peaceful sleep~♪ So much wasted time~"
♪」】10+ people think this is great. The VCR ends with Uchiha Madara closing his eyes wearily and with regret in the original work.
[User "Hidden Lazy Cat" rewarded Uchiha Madara with a one-time-use item: Truth Magnifying Glass.] 100,000+ people think it's great. [? Why can't I find this item?] 100,000+ people think it's great. [Because there are so many things you can reward, the gifts you get each time are different. If you're interested, you can try multiple times.] 100,000+ people think it's great. [Oh my god, I also want to get the Truth Magnifying Glass! It's so useful for Uchiha!]
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