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Chapter 349 Might Guy's Spring Has Finally Arrived!
Chapter 349 Might Guy's Spring Has Finally Arrived!
The female version of Kakashi keenly noticed the strange expressions on everyone's faces, and that the topic seemed closely related to her own world, so she asked curiously, "What are you all talking about?"
"We're talking about 'Make-Out Paradise' written by the Perverted Sage!" Naruto blurted out, his tone tinged with naivety and self-righteousness.
"A paradise for intimate moments?"
The female version of Kakashi frowned slightly, showing a puzzled expression.
She then took out a book from her ninja tool bag. It was slightly larger than the palm of her hand and had a bright orange cover, which was very similar to "Icha Icha Paradise," a book that Kakashi often regarded as a masterpiece.
However, unlike the others, the title on the cover boldly proclaims—
— Shippuden.
Female Kakashi: "Isn't this the book 'Shippuden' by Jiraiya-sama?"
"Shippuden?!"
Naruto and Sakura looked extremely surprised, and Kakashi's eyes widened in astonishment.
A comment that had been flooding the screen before suddenly came to mind again—
[Shippuden: Shippuden: Shippuden dies, Boruto: What dies?]
Fortunately, Uzuki Yugao was sent back to her residence by female Kakashi using a shadow clone, otherwise he might have been disrespectful to her.
As they were talking, they saw the languid, almost aloof female version of Kakashi looking at the book with such fervor in her eyes! They knew that her obsession with "Shippuden" was exactly the same as Kakashi's obsession with "Icha Icha Paradise"!
Case solved!
Kakashi, the fourth World War hero, loves watching "Icha Icha Paradise"!
And Kakashi from Icha Icha Paradise actually loves watching Shippuden?!
"Your world doesn't have Shippuden? Then you definitely don't have a sequel called Rock Lee?"
"Legend of Lee the Ninja?!"
Naruto in his fourth World War, along with Sasuke and Sakura beside him, exchanged a surprised glance and shook their heads together.
"We know Xiao Li, but we've never heard of Xiao Li Ninja Chronicles."
"It's such a shame you haven't read such an excellent work as 'Make-Out Paradise'." Kakashi of the Fourth Shinobi World War stared at the female version of himself in this world and said regretfully, "I bet you don't know about 'Make-Out Violence' and 'Make-Out Tactics' either—"
"Intimate tactics? Intimate violence?" The female Kakashi's indifferent tone revealed a hint of disdain. "I never thought that I, from another world, would like to watch this kind of thing."
Kakashi, in his fourth encounter with Kakashi, was too embarrassed to say it aloud: "What did that disgusted look mean?! Isn't this your world?! Besides, what you were doing in the hot spring was exactly what happened in 'Make-Out Paradise'!!"
Naruto stared at the female version of Kakashi-sensei from the "Make-Out Paradise" world and remarked, "Even as a woman, Kakashi-sensei will definitely wear a mask. But I bet she's a stunning beauty; her figure is probably just as good as Grandma's, right?"
Sakura punched him in the head!
Show some respect to my master, you idiot!
Because of Naruto's words, Kakashi also focused his attention on his physique in the Icha Icha Paradise timeline.
"What are you looking at?" the female version of Kakashi asked coldly.
Kakashi didn't find his counterpart from another world particularly offensive, stating simply, "The difference."
106 centimeters minus 98 centimeters, the difference is 8 centimeters.
Tsunade's score is 106, while the female version of Kakashi's score is only 96.
Female Kakashi: "————"
She knew that, at least in terms of bust size, she was far inferior to Lady Tsunade, but hearing it from a man, even if it was her from another world, still made her want to stab him.
Meanwhile, the battle between the two Obitos on the other side had escalated rapidly.
What started as a physical confrontation escalated into a fierce clash of ninjutsu and dojutsu while the two Kakashis, Rin, and Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura were chatting. Neither of them were skilled in genjutsu, and they fought without any restraint.
In their competition, they even used each other's fingers to form hand seals for "Fire Release: Storm Dance!"
Two enormous fiery tornadoes suddenly formed, roaring as they intertwined and collided, instantly turning half the sky crimson, and scorching waves of air swept outwards!
The three wooden stakes, which had been passed down for countless generations, were also destroyed in the fire-style battle between the two.
Meanwhile, Kurenai Yuhi and the female Kakashi of this world were engrossed in conversation with the people from the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, and were so caught up in their lively discussion that they didn't even notice the huge commotion caused by the two rivals, Obito Uchiha.
The two out-of-control, large-scale fire-style ninjutsu, with their astonishing chakra fluctuations and towering flames, immediately alarmed the entire Hidden Leaf Village. Large numbers of ninjas quickly converged from all directions. Furthermore, ninjas responsible for evacuation began organizing women and children, preparing to transfer them to safe shelters.
When the Konoha ninjas in the Icha Icha Paradise timeline saw that the massive fire jutsu that caused the explosion was caused by two Obitos Uchiha fighting fiercely, they were all devastated!
One beast who robbed them of all their female ninja resources was bad enough! But now another one has appeared?!
Are you even going to let Konoha's reputation be ruined for the next generation?!
What will become of Konoha's future? Will the next generation be born through grafting or splicing, just like Konoha?
These cries of agony naturally reached Naruto and Sasuke's ears, causing them to involuntarily conjure up images of Boruto in their minds.
A chaotic scene where everyone turns into brothers and sisters.
Just thinking about that scene gave Sasuke a headache.
He recalled a fan-made comic that had appeared in the comments section before. The comic described how, within two years after the end of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Sasuke Uchiha searched everywhere for bloodline limits. Later, when the Otsutsuki clan attacked, the five Uchiha brothers actually came from the five great ninja villages, learned the secret techniques of each village, and possessed multiple bloodline limits.
Now, let's apply this setting directly to Obito Uchiha in the Icha Paradise timeline—
It doesn't seem out of place at all?
"What should we do, Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked Kakashi-sensei for instructions.
Kakashi turned around and apologized to the female version of himself in this world, then made a wish on the Divine Tree's bullet screen: "It's alright now, please send us back to our original world."
This time, the Divine Tree's barrage of attacks didn't hesitate, nor did it count down to thirty seconds. Instead, it simply and almost indifferently teleported Kakashi directly back to the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, to the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War—
Yes, it just teleported Kakashi back to the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline —
When Kakashi suddenly appeared on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, the others were watching the live stream, collecting donations, and waiting idly for the return of Minato's team and Kakashi's team.
The moment Kakashi's chakra appeared, it immediately attracted the attention of Konoha's elite ninjas and the village's founding elders.
Madara Uchiha sized up Kakashi. "Where's that kid?"
He crossed his arms, exuding the domineering aura of a powerful figure, a natural blend of the majesty of a legendary ninja.
Perhaps it's because some people in the comments always say that Obito is his descendant that Madara Uchiha was somewhat influenced. Although he always liked to bicker with Obito like a child, he still subconsciously included him in his protective force, placing him in a position that was slightly higher than Tobirama, but lower than Hashirama, Izuna, and his other younger brothers.
Kakashi hadn't noticed at first that he was the only one who had returned, and he was a little confused when Madara Uchiha asked him that question.
Hinata came over and asked him, "Where are Naruto-kun and the others?"
"??" Kakashi looked around blankly.
Not only is Naruto not here, but Sasuke, Sakura, Obito, and Rin haven't come back either!!
On the contrary—
Lee, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, and others watched as Kakashi stood behind her. She had long silver hair, with a fringe covering one eye on the left side. She was tall and slender, and her Konoha-style ANBU combat suit accentuated her slim and curvaceous figure.
She wasn't wearing an Anbu mask, but rather a face mask similar to Kakashi's. However, her aloof demeanor and unique charm made people wonder: what kind of stunning beauty lay beneath that mask?
"Kakashi-sensei," Tenten couldn't help but speak, her voice trembling with a hint of unease, "and this is—"
""
Kakashi from the Fourth Shinobi World War stood frozen in place, speechless. He never imagined that the female version of himself from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline would actually travel through time with him!
"What's going on?" Female Kakashi asked calmly, her voice as clear and cool as an ice spring.
This question sent chills down Kakashi's spine! He charged towards the Divine Tree's barrage of attacks, practically roaring, "I said bring us back! People from our world! Not me from another world, right?!"
"?!?!"
These words caused an uproar on the entire battlefield! Not only the 12 Konoha members gathered here—excluding Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura—but also the founding elders of Konoha who were observing the situation from afar, as well as the ninjas from other villages scattered throughout the battlefield, were all greatly shocked.
First, there was a timeline where Madara Uchiha caused the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, to be gender-swapped into a woman. Now, he has witnessed Kakashi bringing back a female version of himself from another world?! The distortion of time and space and the absurdity of reality have caused this supposedly serious ninja war to continue sliding in an unpredictable direction.
Might Guy was shocked upon hearing this, and almost instantly appeared before the female version of Kakashi from the *Icha Icha Paradise* timeline! His eyes widened, staring intently at the woman before him: "You—you really are Kakashi—?!!"
The female version of Kakashi from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline sighed softly upon seeing that the visitor was Might Guy, but did not reply.
In Kai's view, this silence was tantamount to acquiescence.
Might Guy might be face-blind, unable to even remember Obito Uchiha's face, yet he could accurately identify Kakashi regardless of the time or form in which he was.
This time was no exception. After staring at her for only a few seconds, Kai was certain that the woman in front of him was Kakashi!
Immediately afterwards, as if struck by an invisible force, he was thrown backward in a sudden "Amsterdam Spin"!
"Kai-sensei!!!" Lee, Neji, and Tenten exclaimed in unison.
Kakashi, the Fourth Shinobi, instinctively reached out to stop him, but grabbed nothing! It was clear that Guy was flying backward at such a speed that even he couldn't touch him at all!
The ninjas who witnessed this scene whispered among themselves, "What's going on?!"
"Was it attacked?!"
"That woman made a move? I didn't see it at all!"
"Can the Uchiha and Hyuga people see clearly? With their Sharingan and Byakugan."
"As expected of Konoha's number one technician, even as a woman, her moves are so unpredictable!"
"Is she really a female version of Kakashi? It's unbelievable! Could it be that we're women in other worlds too?"
"What if we girls were boys in other worlds?"
"Regardless of whether it's Kakashi or not, that's Might Guy! The Might Guy who's as fierce as an elephant in the morning and a tiger in the daytime! And she actually sent him flying in one go!!"
"Terrifying! Absolutely terrifying!"
After watching the barrage comments for over a month, I've come to understand the ninja world's meme-based banter. Now, everyone's way of speaking is like a primary school student using memes, hence the nickname "meme brats"!
Everyone present assumed that female Kakashi had used some kind of special technique, managing to send Might Guy, whom the commentators jokingly called "Second Only to One," flying in one fell swoop. However, the next second, their guesses were brutally slapped in the face by reality: "My heart has been struck by Cupid's arrow!!!"
Kai leaped into the air with a somersault, his body radiating a fiery aura reminiscent of the Eight Gates, and shouted with fervor, "That aloof demeanor! That shy, veiled posture! That precise chakra control! Even his measurements are exactly what I've been waiting for!!! Ahhh, my spring has finally arrived!!! This is the true youth I've been waiting for!!!"
Tian Tian's expression went blank: "Ah————"
Neji's lips twitched: "Huh? ————"
Only Xiao Li was moved to tears by Might Guy's passionate words, "Teacher Guy! Congratulations on finding your own spring!!! As your students! We, Class 3, will absolutely support you with all our might!! Ganbarimasu!!"
Tenten, Neji: No! Don't drag us into this!!!
Kakashi was stunned during the fourth battle.
After recovering from the shock, he felt a tingling sensation down his spine.
He never imagined that a female version of himself would have such a "market"—not just with Obito from that world, but now even with Guy—
However, Obito in that world wasn't only Kakashi, so in a sense, it evened things out.
No! What am I thinking?!
That's Kai!! Kai!!
Kakashi fantasized about a female version of himself and an intimate scene with Guy —
"vomit""
The female Kakashi looked at the Fourth Shinobi Kakashi strangely, "Is this morning sickness?" It seems that the male and female versions of Kakashi are exactly the same in their casual moments.
"Stop teasing me," Kakashi asked in confusion during the Fourth Shinobi World War, "Why are you so calm about Guy's reaction?"
"————" The female version of Kakashi from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline paused for two seconds, then said with a hint of helplessness, "Our Guy is the same way."
"Then you guys—"
Kakashi, the Fourth Shinobi, was greatly shocked. Could it really be as he imagined?!
"Don't worry, there's nothing to it."
"Oh." Kakashi accidentally touched his heart. "That's great."
The female version of Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "If Guy is no good, then Obito is fine too?"
Kakashi: "Please spare me—"
As the two chatted, they forgot that the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline was the main world, and people from other timelines could see what was happening on their side in the mirror.
Although they didn't display the same unrestrained behavior as Might Guy, Obito Uchiha in both the Boruto timeline and the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline felt a pang of fear! These two virgins, whose lives should have been frozen at 32, finally understood why the Divine Tree's commentary wall had previously stated that in most timelines, if Kakashi were a woman, they would be more likely to be with him.
Lin may be their lovely goddess, but she's still too young!! And they're 32 years old!! It wouldn't be an exaggeration to treat Lin like a daughter!
And the female version of Kakashi—
That damned aloofness! Like a sharp arrow! piercing right into their obsessions!!
In the Kannabi Bridge timeline, Obito Uchiha was only around ten years old, not much older than Rin. Looking at the mature and aloof female version of Kakashi, he still felt that Rin beside him was cuter.
However, in both the Obito rampage timeline and the Nine-Tails' rampage timeline, Rin was not resurrected. Kakashi, looking at the situation in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, lowered his head and apologized to Obito: "I'm sorry, Obito, I neither saved Rin nor am I a woman."
"Shut up, you idiot!" Both timelines' Obito stubbornly retorted, "I only like the gentle and cute type! I have absolutely no interest in those cold and aloof bitches!!!"
When Kakashi forgot that the Mirror Wall connected to other timelines during the Fourth Shinobi World War, those timelines also forgot that on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, the massive Mirror Wall could display their reactions in full.
"A cold and aloof bitch?"
The female version of Kakashi narrowed her eyes, and everyone around her could see that she was very displeased.
At the same time, they did not know—
The two Obito Uchiha who were left in the "Make-Out Paradise" timeline were going crazy!
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