Anime Crossover: My Cheat Code is Myself

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The shock of this problem even dispelled the fear that Miko had just experienced when she encountered the evil spirit.

Xiao Hua, what are you saying, Xiao Hua?!

Something's definitely not right—it's a perfect 10 out of 10, or even 9 out of 10!

Did I do something that made you misunderstand?

Is it really true, as Xia Yan said, that I'm so lewd that everyday interactions with my best friend might make her feel like she's being seduced?!

No, no!

Calm down, see the child!

Xiaohua must have misunderstood me, that's why she asked that question.

In short, the most important thing is to first find out why she had this idea!

As her thoughts raced, Jianzi took two deep breaths, forcibly suppressing the panic in her heart, and forced a smile onto her face, mimicking her usual demeanor when they were together.

Why would you ask that?

After careful consideration, Jian Zi asked the question using words and grammar that were neither too harsh nor too mild.

After all, they were best friends for many years. Jianzi was afraid that her words might be too harsh and make Xiaohua think that she was rejecting her forcefully, which would hurt their relationship.

However, if I'm too gentle, I'm afraid Xiaohua might think I'm being affectionate, leading to the misunderstanding that "she has feelings for me."

Although Xiaohua does hold a place in her heart, it's only a feeling similar to that of a good friend, best friend, or even family member.

It's definitely not going to develop into a romantic relationship.

Upon hearing Jianzi's question, Xiaohua lowered her head shyly.

"because……"

"Jianzi was staring at her intently the whole time, it looked like she was about to confess her feelings."

Seeing this, Zi breathed a sigh of relief.

"And...seeing Zi's...hands..." Xiao Hua lowered her head even more shyly.

"……hand?"

Jianzi followed Xiaohua's gaze and looked over.

Pupil earthquake!

Suddenly, he noticed that his left hand had picked up one of Xiaohua's pet slimes and was playing with it in a very skillful way.

Five slender, delicate fingers, as white and tender as scallions, were immersed in that intoxicating softness, and the technique was so skillful and experienced that even Miko herself felt embarrassed just watching it.

Xiao Hua's breathing had become much heavier.

Pink heart-shaped bubbles floated in the air without anyone noticing, and when the bubbles burst, they faintly revealed a citrus fragrance.

"Huff—huff—, Miko's movements are so practiced... If... if it were Miko, I wouldn't mind considering it, Xiaohua..."

Towards the end, Xiaohua's voice became almost inaudible.

However, Jianzi was no longer in the mood to think about Xiaohua's words or why Xiaohua was obediently standing there and letting her help soothe her pet.

Left hand!!!

Left hand, what are you doing? Left hand, why are you randomly grabbing other people's pets?!

We already have one at home!

Although Xiaohua's pet is a more luxurious and adorable high-level magical pet, my own Mingming is also very cute.

No! wrong!

This is clearly not something I can control!

"—Xia Yan!!! You bastard, stop it! What are you doing to my best friend?!"

"Puhahaha—, interesting! So interesting, Miko-chan, your friends have already accepted you."

Xia Yan let out a loud, booming laugh, which sounded extremely unethical.

'What nonsense are you spouting?!'

Seeing this, Zi let out a roar in his heart like a groundhog.

At the same time, he grabbed the disobedient left hand with his right hand, as if he were grabbing a brown curly-haired poodle that had been tied up with a rope.

Then, as if in a wrestling match, he slowly pulled his "reckless left hand" back.

"I'm so sorry, please forgive me, Xiaohua. That..."

"I caught a bit of a chill yesterday, and just now my hand cramped up... Ahahaha, it was just a coincidence that my hand cramped up, it's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding... Ahahaha..."

Seeing Zi grinning foolishly while spouting nonsense that even he himself didn't believe.

At the same time, she silently begged Xia Yan to stop.

Otherwise, what else can be done?

Claiming to be possessed by an evil spirit, but wasn't it you who just did it?!

Do you think our police officers would believe your nonsense?

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"Is it...is it a misunderstanding..."

"Let's just pretend it was a misunderstanding. Class is about to start, let's hurry back to the classroom!"

Seeing the guilty look on Jianzi's face, Xiaohua nodded, giving her a "whatever you say" look, and a bright orange smile appeared on her face.

'Isn't this a complete lack of disbelief...?'

Jianzi was internally screaming wildly.

Chapter 257 Even Small Things Are Cute

Xia Yan underestimated the impact Xiao Hua had on Jian Zi that morning.

Or rather, the fact that her best friend was willing to accept her confession was a bit too much of a shock to Miko.

For the entire class period, Miko kept repeating things to Natsuhiko, such as "those who succeed in their schemes are grinning maliciously" and "friends are no longer friends."

If it weren't for the fact that Jian Zi's eyes were still vacant and filled with a sultry feeling, Xia Yan would have thought that he had once again transmigrated into some strange world of smelly, beast-eared girls.

Fortunately, the second period was physical education. And Xiaohua, with her usual attitude, calmed Jianzi down and stopped her from overthinking.

……

Inside the girls' locker room, high school girls who had just finished their physical education class took off their gym uniforms and changed into schoolgirl uniforms.

The sight of so many beautiful girls made Xia Yan sigh in admiration; the high school girls in the island nation were really well-developed.

Of course, he wasn't so low as to sneak into the locker room to peep.

He watched it openly and honestly (no).

The main reason is that he was brought into the body of Miko, so he took the opportunity to check on their healthy development.

After all, he is, at least, a doctor.

In terms of medical technology alone, his level was nearly a century ahead of the rest of the world.

As the saying goes, doctors have the heart of parents, so Xia Yan was genuinely just concerned about the health of these high school girls (seriously)!

"Hey, did you watch 'Creepy' last night?"

"Scary?"

"It's that 'chilling true story.' Because Yokota Yoshita was in it, I specifically went to watch it, and it's really terrifying!"

Since changing clothes only required using one's hands, a high school girl, freed up her mouth, shared the TV programs she had watched the day before with her friend in a missionary tone.

Perhaps because the show is quite famous, it sparked a small-scale discussion.

"I've seen it!"

"That episode was pretty scary, wasn't it!"

"Yes, especially that part, when they opened the locker—there was a human head inside!"

"ah--!"

The sudden increase in tone awakened the girls' memories of watching a horror movie the night before, causing them to scream in fright. Then, amidst laughter and commotion, they walked out of the changing room together.

The once bustling changing room was now empty except for Jianzi, who was changing clothes with a blank expression, and Xiaohua, who had taken off her clothes but dared not open her locker and could only stand aside trembling, looking to Jianzi for help.

Human joys and sorrows are not shared. Having already witnessed evil spirits, Jianzi naturally wouldn't be frightened by horror movies.

In fact, Miko didn't care at all what the others were discussing.

Her silence at this moment was because of something else...

What are you laughing at?

Hearing Xia Yan's familiar, sarcastic laughter, devoid of any kindness, Jian Zi felt a strange sense of displeasure.

"Hehehe... I remembered something happy."

'You've gone too far! I've put up with you for so long! You're clearly laughing at me, it hasn't stopped!'

"Pfft, hahaha... It's okay, Jianzi. She's cute even when she's small! I'll help you grow up. Hahahaha..."

Although Xia Yan hadn't been suppressing his feelings before, after Jianzi exposed him, he laughed even more unrestrainedly.

Feeling the almost tangible gaze on her chest, and hearing Xia Yan's 'ga ga ga' laughter, Jianzi, who had never cared much about her figure, suddenly had a cross appear on her forehead.

She felt that her personality had been insulted.

"Don't peek!"

"I watched it openly and honestly."

"Don't look!"

"It's not the first time anyway."

"No way!!!" Jianzi, whose blood pressure had risen due to Xia Yan's anger, couldn't help but blurt it out again.