Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Culinary Journey Through the Heavens

Chapter 262 Cross-border Communication

Chapter 262 Cross-border Communication

Once things returned to normal, Paragus inquired about his son's experience in this other world.

"Broly, how was the haul this time? Did you encounter any danger?"

"This time the harvest was less, and we didn't encounter any danger, but we did encounter a god who was quite powerful."

"A god who can fight?"

"His name is Artesius..."

Broly recounted his battle with Altshu, and upon hearing that the latter was able to fight his own son and even grew stronger with each fight, Paragus broke out in a cold sweat.

Only after hearing that his son had finally defeated his opponent did the old father breathe a sigh of relief and his expression relaxed.

"Broly, you're getting stronger and stronger, but next time don't be so overconfident. If you encounter an enemy with growth potential, just take them out directly. Giving an enemy the chance to slowly increase their power is just... well..."

Paragus initially wanted to say it was a foolish act, but realizing that it might get him beaten again, he quickly changed his words to unwise act.

Broly didn't speak, but listened quietly. He could feel the care his elderly father had for him.

However, after the other party finished his long-winded admonition that Saiyans shouldn't be reckless, Broly still spoke up to defend himself.

"I wasn't overconfident. Even after fighting Him to the very end, I only managed to take away half of His strength."

Paragus wanted to say a few more words of advice, but after touching his swollen right cheek, he decided against it.

Later, upon learning that Broly had also found a wife of a divine being, Paragus was overjoyed: "Is she as strong as that war god?"

Broly thought about his chess game with Fanlou, then shook his head and replied, "She's not strong; I often beat her head-on."

"Ah, can you even beat the wives you found? How can they possibly be happy doing this?"

Paragus frowned and asked.

"You don't understand. Some wives are happier the more I beat them."

Broly refers to wives like Esdeath, Darkness, and Jibril.

"Oh, right."

Then, Broly, as if struck by a sudden thought, asked, "Are we Saiyans only allowed to have one wife?"

"Well, most Saiyans only have one wife, but there's no such thing as a Saiyan only having one wife."

Paragus had lived as a wild man on Planet Vampa for many years, which made his memories of his time on Planet Vegeta somewhat hazy, and he needed to think back before he could give an answer.

In fact, Saiyans are not enthusiastic about family, and beauty has little appeal to male Saiyans, especially warrior-type Saiyans. If it weren't for the need to reproduce superior offspring, they probably wouldn't actively seek out so-called partners.

As for the idea of ​​accumulating desires, that doesn't exist. Saiyans release their accumulated desires through fighting enemies, and fighting enemies is much more interesting than interacting with female Saiyans.

But for some reason, Paragus suddenly felt a pang of longing when he thought of his wife who had given birth to his son.

"In short, you can have as many wives as you want."

Broly nodded and made a note of it.

In the future, if anyone asks him about having multiple wives, he will be able to give a direct affirmative answer.

Next came the task of traveling around to maintain world peace.

Paragus sounds a bit strange. Saiyans are usually the ones who bring suffering and war to peaceful planets.

However, thinking back to his time as a henchman for conquering planets under the Kurad Legion, Paragus said, "You did a good job. We Saiyans are here to bring peace and hope to those in need."

Their original job was to conquer other people's planets and sell them at high prices to people who needed habitable planets.

Although he destroyed others, didn't he also create opportunities for others to buy planets? Now, although he and his son don't have employers who pay them, aren't his son's wives, who provide him with food, also new employers?

"If it's for your wife to live a happy life in another world, then destroying some of the terrible civilizations and unhappy established order on other planets is a feasible thing to do, because that's what we Saiyans would do, the kind of work we would do."

Broly nodded, agreeing that he hadn't done anything wrong in ending the war in the previous world, even though there were some individuals who were unwilling to contribute to peace, whom he had dealt with.

"By the way, I didn't expand my personal space this time."

Broly added.

"Ah, why?"

Paragus asked.

"I only had five days to stay in that world this time. It was the concept that God of War gave me after I defeated Him that extended my stay. During this process, I discovered the disadvantages of having a short stay."

"What are the downsides?"

"I don't have time to improve the happiness level of the wife I found."

The shorter the stay, the less significant the increase in the wife's happiness score will be.

Conversely, the longer the stay, the higher the happiness score.

Based on the length of time his son stayed in each other world and the amount of happiness he gained, Paragus drew a curve on the ground.

It was found that this was a curve that first rose slowly, then rose rapidly, and after reaching a certain value, it began to rise gently again.

"So, what are you planning to do with your happiness points?"

"I'm preparing to use it to expand the spacetime energy tank of the Crystal Palace."

Expanding the spacetime energy slot is similar to expanding personal space; each expansion costs a fixed fee of 10,000 happiness points.

After the expansion, the spacetime energy required for each trip to another world is still only 5 units, but the extra units can be converted into more time to stay.

Alternatively, it can be stored, and if there are still five slots left, a new time travel can be carried out immediately after completing one time travel.

This will make time travel more flexible, so you won't feel regretful because you found a wife but couldn't explore more of her happiness stats due to limited time.

"Broly, you've grown up. You're starting to see things from a long-term perspective."

Paragus, moved by his son's decision, approved of his son's approach to using happiness points.

. . . .

After having a meal with his elderly father, Broly went out to recharge his energy.

During the charging process, he suddenly heard a bell ringing from within his consciousness.

[Little Lori's beloved master has initiated a cross-dimensional communication with you.]

Broly was a little confused. He clicked on the other person's profile picture and realized that the person who sent the cross-world communication was Master Aqua.

"Hey, Master Aqua, long time no see, what's up?"

"Can't I contact you if there's nothing wrong?"

Master Aqua's tone sounded harsh, but within that harsh tone, there seemed to be a hint of crying.

"No, not at all, it's just that cross-border communication is very expensive."

"Slurp~"

It looks like someone over there is sniffling.

"You're right. So, enough chit-chat, Broly, were you dumped by some wicked woman named Flower Crown Lady?"

"Eh, Lord Hua Guan, are you referring to Sink Nierbalian?"

"That's right, it's that bastard."

"What happened?"

Broly was completely baffled and had no idea what had happened between the two people from different worlds.

"She actually said that she's the woman I love most, and that I should hand over the chat room admin position to her! Waaaaah, I've never been treated like this before!"

Aqua cried and complained over there.

Broly: "..."

If he remembered correctly, Master Aqua had suffered quite a few grievances, and most of them were self-inflicted.

So, while Aqua was rambling on and on about how she was doing bad things, Broly quickly opened the cross-world chat group and found it was already very lively.

After Jibril, Chlorine, Fanlou, and Sink Nielbaren joined...

At first, the chat went smoothly, with Aqua, who called herself the group owner, welcoming the group members.

Everyone was still quite polite at first, but then things went wrong. Master Aqua became rather bossy and demanded that the newcomers come over to pay their respects.

Simply put, he said a few nice things, called her "Master," and said things like he was Broly's most, most favorite master and wife, which displeased a certain petty and jealous Hua Guanqing.

Having just become Broly's wife and gained a lot of happiness points, Sink Nielbaren immediately clashed with Aqua, who claimed to be the group owner, and spoke without any scruples in the cross-world chat room where one could only speak after collecting happiness points.

The conflict between the two grew from childhood to adulthood, and their conversations progressed from disagreements about matters concerning the young and old to increasingly bold statements.

Aqua said things like, "I've scrubbed you in the bath," and "I've slept with you."

And that's what Sink Nielbaren said about having done the most intimate things.

Aqua's defenses crumbled instantly, along with those of her other wives who were watching.

However, most of them didn't have enough happiness points, so they could only express their shock with a single question mark and an exclamation mark.

When they received no response from Broly (who wasn't constantly checking the chat room), some people encouraged Aqua, who had the most happiness points, to ask Broly for details.

"Master Aqua, don't cry. Our chat group never had a group owner to begin with, did it?"

Broly saw Sink Nielbaren's post, "Someone like you should just let me be the group admin," and offered a word of comfort to Aqua on the other end.

"But, but, with so many wives, you need someone to manage your Crystal Palace, right?!"

Aqua persisted, but Broly found it hard to understand the significance of being the Crystal Palace's manager in this title.

After all, even within the same world, Aqua's master had some difficulty managing Dax and the others, let alone managing others across different worlds.

"Master Aqua, don't worry. As my favorite master, your position is unshakeable."

Fortunately, Aqua is easy to appease. After Broly said those words seriously, her tantrums and commotion in the other world gradually subsided.

"Really?"

"real."

"More real than pearls?"

"Um."

After confirming, Aqua continued, "Yuyu and the others asked me to ask you, did you really get beaten up by that Flower Crown Lord?"

"It broke?"

Broly was somewhat puzzled.

"It's about doing very intimate things, close physical contact, like inserting a foreign object into the body."

Aqua said.

"Enter the body?"

Broly thought about it and actually remembered being fed fruit by Sink Nielba with his mouth, so he confirmed that it had indeed happened.

"But what's the problem with that?"

Broly was somewhat puzzled.

"Oh, what's the problem? I've never done anything like that to you!"

"Does Master Aqua also want to do that kind of thing to me?"

"That's not what I meant. It's just that you're too young, and you shouldn't be doing this kind of thing."

Aqua quickly replied from the other end.

"What shouldn't be done, should be done, but we should be the ones to do it first!"

In the sequel to "Subarashiki Sekai," Megumin slapped Aqua on the back without any politeness. Her words were quite bold, even when they weren't face to face.

Of course, part of the reason was that they were angered by the remarks of the newcomer who joined today, who had done everything with Broly.

They came later, so why do they have the right to spout nonsense in front of these seniors? Newcomers should respect their seniors and serve them like slaves and yes-men.

This person is a hypocrite who doesn't realize that when he was a newcomer, he was also unwilling to accept the opinions of his seniors.

"In short, Broly, remember this: when boys travel to another world, they must protect themselves. Before you grow up, you must never let other bad women do bad things to you."

The happiness points for cross-border communication consumption are 1,000 per minute, paid by the initiator. Although Aqua has a lot of happiness points, she can't keep up with this consumption.

After learning that Broly wasn't hard (in Broly's understanding, a hard fist), she breathed a sigh of relief, then instructed her disciple not to let any other guys make close contact with her again before hurriedly hanging up the cross-dimensional communication.

Broly: "..."

Although I didn't understand why close contact was a bad thing, I still wrote it down.

After all, many people were speaking in the chat room because of this.

That's a lot of happiness points; if you converted them into food, you could eat for quite a while.

Little Lori's beloved master: [Alright, everyone, I've spoken with Little Lori, and he's promised to protect himself and won't let scoundrels like Hua Guanqing take advantage of him when he's unaware.]

Lacking Happiness Points to buy Demon's Essence: [Aqua, well done!]

I've sacrificed so many happiness points for everyone's happiness, and you won't even call me Master?

A third-year university student wrote: [Master Aqua is awesome! Boys like Broly need to protect themselves. And that Hana-no-Kami actually preyed on a minor! If it were me, I would definitely call the police and have that perverted pedophile arrested and locked up!]

Sink Nielbaren: "..."

Although she didn't know what the police were, she could still understand what the perverted pedophile was saying.

The beautiful and intelligent Hua Guanqing: [I've done the most intimate thing, haven't you? Well, I've taken his first time, how wonderful! (Kiss)]

The genius girl from the Tohsaka family: [Pah, shameless, wicked woman!]

……

Looking at the chat room where the flame war was still raging, Broly felt deeply guilty.

It's unbelievable that so many people have wasted so many happiness points.

From now on, I must protect myself and not allow others to make inappropriate close contact with me.

With that in mind, Broly closed the cross-border chat room.

Out of sight, out of mind, he began to move and recharge.

(End of this chapter)