Pokémon: My Dad is Kyurem

Chapter 49 Ibrahimovic, the Model Killer

"Do you guys have Eevee here?" Qi Hao's goal became clear.

"I'm just mentioning this, don't do anything stupid. There are definitely some, but combat power is much more important than appearance." Song Chenggong thought to himself, "Qi Hao isn't really planning to choose a mascot Pokémon, is he?"

"What's wrong! Eevee is cute and strong, isn't that great! Do you believe that one Pounce Blast can turn a Pokémon of the same level into a cookie? And there are so many evolution paths! I can take my time choosing! There's bound to be one that suits my team!" Qi Hao got angry on the spot. What! The Normal-type Eevee is just a name? It can destroy one Pokémon at a time! I even destroyed legendary Pokémon when I played Emerald!

Song Chenggong was immediately astonished! "(???；) Hiss, your understanding of Pokémon is no less than mine! That skill requires building up a bond, and the key is the level. If it's too low, it won't be able to catch up with your team. And the talent must be sufficient, since your two are both outrageous."

"Um, Principal, we happen to have a level 37 Eevee here. It will have to be assigned to another company in two years. How about this one?" The staff member next to him tapped the tablet lightly, and an adorable Eevee appeared on the tablet, with dense information displayed on the side.

Qi Hao's eyes widened in amazement: "⊙▽⊙ This is great, this is great! It's so fluffy, it must feel amazing!"

"∑(°Д°) Really?" Song Chenggong was stunned. This was exactly what he'd been told! Was his luck a bit too good? But he still looked at the data on the side. "?(?д?)? Never trained seriously in eight years, and unwilling to use ranged skills no matter what, with a changeable personality, poor social skills, and frequently disappearing? Are you stacking buffs?"

Qi Hao was increasingly impressed: "⊙▽⊙ It's so unique! Take me to try it right away!"

Young man! You've been blinded by all that fluff!

Seeing Qi Hao's excited state, Song Chenggong couldn't let him act recklessly. He immediately decided to give him another piece of advice: "d(?д??) I advise you to think twice before you act. Don't be fooled by his cute appearance. He might be a fat otaku in private!"

Then the staff next to him refuted him: "Um, Principal, this Eevee is a rare female (one in eight), and it says on the label that she has severe mysophobia, which results in her being extremely skilled."

Upon hearing this, Qi Hao couldn't take it anymore. "(? ▼o▼)? Oh~ that's perfect! Hurry up and bring me his spot! I can't wait!"

"So why did I say so much?" Song Chenggong looked at Qi Hao, who seemed to have gone mad, and it seemed that all his persuasion had been useless. "It's in that direction. There's a separate room at the very back. Since you've already chosen it, I'll come back to pick you up in fifteen days. During the break, you can go to the temporary room on the second floor, or even stay with the elves."

As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Hao rushed to the innermost cubicle. Song Chenggong shook his head helplessly, hoping that Eevee was really suitable for Qi Hao.

In the innermost compartment, on a patch of lush green grass, only a large tree stands there. In front of the tree is a small wooden house and a pet bowl, simple and unadorned. The rest is just grass.

Qi Hao walked in excitedly: "?(ˉ﹃ˉ?) Little Eevee, I'm here~~"

All he wanted to do right now was pet the fluffy thing, so he headed straight for the cabin: "Little Eevee, are you here?!"

However, when Qi Hao arrived at the cabin, he found it completely empty, and was utterly disappointed: "Where's my little cutie?"

Qi Hao had no choice but to look around, but all he saw was lush greenery. Could it be on this tree?

Qi Hao was never the type to hesitate. He crouched slightly, leaped up, grabbed the thickest branch in mid-air, and performed a powerful brick-flying act.

Then Qi Hao threw himself up to the top of the tree. There was nothing there, so Qi Hao simply sat down cross-legged on it: "That's strange. In such a small area, where could Eevee hide?"

After thinking for a long time, Qi Hao still had no clue, so he thought about looking for other staff members. However, Qi Hao propped himself up with his hand, just as he was about to get down.

Snapped

The tree branch snapped when Qi Hao tried to brace it, causing him to lose his balance and fall to the ground. There was no foothold in the air to help him.

Qi Hao estimated that he was about to crash into a tree, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, since it wouldn't cause too much damage anyway.

However, the previously perfectly sealed tree trunk was suddenly pushed open from the inside, and an adorable little Eevee happily emerged carrying a toolbox: "(?\u0027?\u0027?)??* Eevee! (My new model is finally finished!)"

Suddenly a dark shadow appeared in front of him. Eevee quickly dodged to the side, and Qihao fell directly onto the downward steps in front of Eevee, rolling down the steps due to inertia.

A series of crackling sounds rang out, and when Qi Hao looked around, he found himself surrounded by the wreckage of models. Cans of colorful paint were scattered all over the floor from the collapsed shelves, making the entire workshop look like it had been ransacked by bandits.

Qi Hao slowly stood up from the mess and looked at the workbench, assembly table, woodworking table, and even something that looked like a metal processing table. He was shocked: "Σ(っ °Д °;)っ What is this place!"

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The sound of things falling came from the entrance. Ibu looked at the mess inside the house, his mouth slightly open, so much so that his toolbox fell to the ground. He looked somewhat at a loss.

"Ah, uh, this, this was an accident, you believe it?" Qi Hao looked at her awkwardly, knowing that he seemed to have gotten into trouble again.

Sure enough, after a moment of respite, Ibu charged straight at Qi Hao with a dump truck-like attack—a desperate charge! It struck Qi Hao squarely in the face, causing Qi Hao's head to tilt back slightly. Then, using the rebound force, Ibu pulled away again. Seeing that Qi Hao was unharmed, Ibu used Quick Attack to charge at him once more.

Then, Qi Hao, who was on guard, grabbed him. Finding himself unable to break free, Yi Bu burst into tears: "Boo! Boo! Ah Bu! (You owe me my models! You owe me! My savings of six years! Each one of them was painstakingly crafted, assembled, disassembled, modified, painted, and reassembled! They were like my children! Especially the one I loved most, as tall as a person! They're all gone! I can't live anymore! Let me go! I'll take you down with me! Ahhh!)"

The sound of her aggrieved crying was so heartbreaking that it brought tears to anyone's eyes. Qi Hao finally understood what had happened: this was a model kit enthusiast! All of her models had been smashed! And there were models all over the room! If someone else had smashed Qi Hao's models, he would have fought them to the death! In his past life, he hated naughty kids the most, but he never expected to become a naughty kid himself in this life.

"Um, I really didn't mean to, I can..." Before Qi Hao could finish speaking, Yi Bu slapped Qi Hao across the face and then broke free from Qi Hao's grasp.

After landing, knowing she couldn't do anything to Qihao, Eevee roared through her tears, "Get out of here! You bastard who ruined my hard work! You model killer! I hate you! Waaaaah, my Steelix, you're still getting a terrible wash!"

The heart-wrenching rebuke left Qi Hao feeling utterly ashamed. Under Yi Bu's hostile gaze, Qi Hao had no choice but to leave. Before leaving, he seemed to remember something, took out the "Unclear Meaning Blueprint" from his quest log, placed it on the ground, and said apologetically, "(? ? ?) I hope this can make up for it a little. I'll come back tomorrow."

Qi Hao was disliked on his very first day there.

P.S.: Guess what brand the model is after the neon lights are gone? Hint: Braised beef.