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Chapter 259 Qi Hao: Today, the Divine Deer must be utterly disgraced!!!
On the street, Qi Hao frantically swung his knife with his left and right hands, repeatedly slashing at the divine deer!
The only difference was in the attire. Qi Hao could clearly feel that his clothes and everything else were the same, but his appearance had changed to that of a woman!
That bastard Shenlu used light refraction to forcibly put it on Qihao!
Damn, he really got a good deal learning this skill!
So Qihao directly challenged Shenlu to a duel!
As the divine deer fled, it was smashed into ice shards by Qi Hao!
But this Divine Deer is indestructible!
Physical attacks are useless against this guy, he's just an ice person!
The attack on the soul was so powerful that even Qi Hao had to kneel down and beg him not to die!
So they just ran wildly on the beach!
He tried to escape, he chased, but he couldn't escape even if he had wings!
"You fucking come right here!"
"Hey! I won't! Hahaha! Darling! Kids who don't study hard must be severely punished!"
"I'm a sect leader level fighter! And you want me to learn your sword techniques?! You think you're right?!"
"You can even learn Bai Jingtian's Whale-Slaying Fist! Why can't you learn this?! What a load of crap! Don't think that just because you're Song Chenggong's disciple you can act like him and just give up like that!"
The divine deer cried out and instinctively rushed towards the crowd! This was purely a matter of habit; those who frequently caused trouble understood that the more people there were, the more spectacular the events would be!
"Fine! So this is how you treat disabled people?!"
Qi Hao laughed in exasperation.
The triggering of his inherent evil nature caused Qi Hao to slightly lower his standards.
Qi Hao immediately started a brainstorming session.
This guy is known to be an extremely shameless, brazen, disgusting, and utterly awful person who enjoys himself immensely.
The ice-formed body is immune to most physical attacks.
Therefore, the best approach for Qihao right now is to start with his mental well-being!
The only way to break a person's guard is to turn them into a source of amusement!
Since it only has its left hand, the divine deer's dodge path is naturally to the right rather than in a straight line!
If I remember correctly, based on the speed and turning radius, I and the Divine Deer should have already circled around here a whole time!
There's no need to guess what that group of people in front of us are doing!
reporter!
Qi Hao's lips curled up in a strange way, and his entire facial expression turned into a big comical one!
A perfectly conceived plan came to Qi Hao's mind!
And a powerful, unseen voice seemed to be telling Qi Hao: Do it! Just do it!
Qi Hao silently sculpted a pair of ice-blue glasses from ice and put them on his face.
I also straightened my long, disheveled hair.
Qi Hao is acutely aware of his own appearance!
All he needs to do is be a little more polite! Qi Hao himself won't say a word! Aside from his flat chest, no one can tell his gender from any other feature!
From ten meters away, it's clearly a person whose gender is indistinguishable!
What's more, now a certain BYD artist has forced him to wear women's clothing!
Hehehehehehehe!
Qi Hao raised his hand, and a piece of ice bulged up from the floor, tripping the divine deer!
Then, using his freezing ability in mid-air, he adjusted the falling posture of the divine deer, causing it to roll away!
The deer landed on its rear end, leaning backward, amidst the reporters.
Just from the chilling aura emanating from that divine deer, the reporters knew who it was without even looking!
All the reporters were startled by the sudden attack from the divine deer! They all turned their cameras around, leaving Bai Jingtian completely bewildered!
Qi Hao, having achieved his goal, leaps into the air!
"Today I will punish you with utter disgrace!"
Qi Hao chose to sit squarely on the Divine Deer's waist! He broke the ice disc in the Divine Deer's lumbar spine! It couldn't resist for a while!
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The reporters were all stunned, but their years of professional experience made them instinctively press the shutter at the same time!
Bai Jingtian: (д) ??
Bai Yu, who was watching the news on a tablet next to Zhang Zengsong at a great distance, exclaimed: "What the hell are you doing, Divine Deer?!"
(???；) Zhang Zengsong spat out a mouthful of red tea! Others might not notice, but he could! Was Qi Hao really going to go this far with his antics?!
The divine deer looked completely bewildered. What had happened?
Qi Hao gave Shen Lu no chance to react, punching Shen Lu in the chest and smashing Shen Lu's body to pieces, then disappeared in a flash!
However, to the reporters, this punch seemed like a coquettish gesture, making the relationship between the mysterious woman and the divine deer quite complicated!
The divine deer quickly waved his hands! He realized he was about to ruin his reputation!
"Um...can you let me explain...he's a man!"
All the reporters looked at him with eyes that seemed to say: "Are you kidding me?"
Only one male reporter's eyes lit up. "So, you're the Heretic King, right? Are you free Saturday night?"
For the first time ever, the divine deer felt a chill run down its spine!
Oh no, this is impossible to explain now!
The divine deer felt inexplicably somewhat hopeless about life.
In the distance, Qi Hao watched all this, chuckling strangely. Looking at his clothes that had turned back, he crushed his eyes to destroy the evidence.
He silently turned on the bracelet.
as predicted!
"Hehehehe! The internet is in an uproar." Qi Hao looked at the screen with satisfaction. The comments under the news were all about the divine deer and the "mysterious woman".
He casually posted a comment: "The deer is really welcoming."
Soon someone replied: "Welcome my ass! I don't know which girl is out of her mind to fall for this guy! He flew to my house overnight just to watch me do a handstand while washing my hair!"
This person's ID is Medical School Female Aluminum Copper King.
Upon seeing this reply, Qi Hao laughed even harder, to the point that he instinctively clutched his stomach! He then turned off the bracelet and burst into laughter! This was so satisfying! Hahahaha!
On the other side, Shenlu was facing a group of reporters' frantic questions and was about to stab them with a knife. There was nothing he could do.
Bang!
With a loud thud!
The divine deer exploded!
Then, he reshaped the body using ice shards in a nearby alley.
"Hehehe~ How does it feel~ Divine Deer~ Are you excited enough to raise the flag~" Qi Hao's cheeky voice rang out behind him.
"I'm speechless! Bai Yu is already cursing me! I bet he's going to be furious when I get back!"
Shenlu gave Qihao the middle finger, and then his hand exploded! Baiyu remotely pinched his hand into the shape of a thumb.
The divine deer was finally enraged!
People who used to be funny can't be funny anymore!
"Let's go, let's go. I've had enough fun. As a disabled person, I need to figure out where to stay tonight."
"If you have nowhere to stay, how about we find a dojo to stay at? Come on, I'll take you there."
"You're not thinking of some new trick to make me learn swordsmanship, are you?"
"Why think so much! Don't come begging to me when you see how cool swordsmanship really is!" The Divine Deer finally understood what it meant to force something that wasn't meant to be...
But it quenches thirst! Hehehehehe!
An unknown bystander watching the two people in the alley from a distance thought: Damn, how can those two be laughing so scary in the middle of the night!