Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Chapter 198 Ouch~~~~~~

When Tang Youyou said, "This is your flesh and blood."

Lu Ziqiao was stunned, but he refused to admit it!

Of course, he wouldn't admit it if it wasn't his child, but then again, who knows?

Only those who have wronged you know how wronged you are!

Moreover, even Lu Ziqiao himself almost believed it, but he still couldn't accept that he had suddenly gained a child and kept avoiding the issue.

There's a saying that goes, "The net of heaven is vast, its meshes are wide, yet nothing escapes it!"

With Hu Yifei around, Lu Ziqiao might want to escape, but can he?

Chen Xiaobai watched from the sidelines as Lü Ziqiao was interrogated.

Only the Tathagata Palm technique can help him recall things; otherwise, with his CPU, he would have crashed long ago!

After all, if any appliance in the house breaks down, you can just pat it and it'll be fixed. I'm sure Lu Ziqiao would be no exception...

However, Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian did not participate in this event.

They went to a bar to drink.

To be precise, Zeng Xiaoxian had to do a live stream that night and didn't have time to joke around with them, so Guan Gu... followed them there.

Guan Gu leaned closer to Zeng Xiaoxian and tentatively asked, "Teacher Zeng, do you have anything planned for tonight?"

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed and began to complain, "I have to go to work, and I have a live broadcast tonight. I'm exhausted!"

Guan Gu: "Great!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "......"

"Snapped!"

Zeng Xiaoxian put down his wine glass and stared at Guan Gu speechlessly; "You don't need to be so happy that I'm dead... Oh~, I have plans for tonight!"

As they were talking, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized that this was a test to see if he would be home that night, and immediately offered advice in the manner of someone who had been through it all:

"Look at how all rosy-cheeked you are! You must take precautions so you don't end up like Ziqiao!"

What are you thinking!

Guan Gu immediately suppressed his delighted expression and said seriously, "Today is our first official day together as a couple, and we don't want to be disturbed."

"A romantic getaway for two? Haven't you two done it several times already?"

"Who said that!"

"Monday in the kitchen, Tuesday in the bathroom, Wednesday on the rooftop, Thursday in the grass in the small garden, Friday..."

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately began to recount their sneaky antics, but he got carried away and only calmed down when he turned around and saw Guan Gu's dark face. He chuckled awkwardly and said:

"I only heard it from other people..."

"It's all because of you gossipers!"

Guan Gu, utterly dejected, launched into a tirade against Zeng Xiaoxian, then became utterly dejected; "It always ends in an awkward situation for me. If this continues, I'm going to become depressed!"

"Alright, go ahead and do it this time. I promise no one will bother you!"

"Why should I trust you?"

"The headlines have all changed. With Ziqiao having such a huge scandal, who has the mind to pay attention to you!"

Upon hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's analysis, Guan Gu smiled with satisfaction.

Zeng Xiaoxian: What are the plans for tonight?

Guan Gu: "......"

......

3601.

Lu Ziqiao sat in front of the interrogation table, his head in a mess. With Chen Xiaobai there, he couldn't even pay homage to Guan Yu, who was begging him to let him.

Zhang Wei immediately stepped forward to explain: "Aren't you Lu Bu? Worshipping Guan Yu won't help you, you're not even on the same side!"

"Then who should we worship?" Yu Mo asked curiously.

"It seems like there's really no one here!"

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and replied, "Both Liu Bei and Cao Cao wanted to kill him, so they flooded Xiapi and he was surrounded by enemies on all sides!"

Lu Ziqiao: "......"

At this moment, Hu Yifei walked in, her tiger-like eyes glaring, and said righteously, "Lu Ziqiao, come on, list out the names of your suspected girlfriends!"

"What?" Lu Ziqiao hadn't reacted yet.

"We'll use the process of elimination to help you find the child's mother first! Then we'll drag you over there and execute you on the spot, making you atone for your sins for the rest of your life!!!"

Lu Ziqiao then realized something was wrong and said in a panic, "You must be joking!"

"You're not getting away today!"

Hu Yifei was clearly not joking. She waved a folder around her hand and said, "Yu Mo, close the door and let Xiao Xian out!"

Yu Mo: "Xiao Xian isn't here, you can release Xiao Bai!"

Chen Xiaobai: "How about... we discuss it and let Zhang Wei go?"

Zhang Wei: "Huh???"

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao glanced helplessly at the A4 paper on the folder, a disdainful smile curling at the corner of his mouth; "It's not that I'm unwilling to write, I'm just saying this piece of paper is too small!"

"Snapped!"

Hu Yifei immediately delivered a powerful blow to Lü Ziqiao, who then calmed down.

......

After much effort, Lü Ziqiao finally wrote down all the girls who fit the time period.

When Chen Xiaobai made this request, Lu Ziqiao said impatiently, "Come on, do you think I'm Baidu? Can I search for keywords? I'm already doing you a favor by cooperating with you!"

In an instant, the surrounding air became quiet.

Hu Yifei grinned maliciously, then raised her hand and made a sound like bones grinding together.

Chen Xiaobai also raised his hand and softly chanted, "The Tathagata Palm!!!"

Lu Ziqiao: "Awooo~ ...

Sure enough, it proved the saying true: a sapling won't grow straight if it's not pruned, and a person will grow unkempt if they're not disciplined!

Lu Ziqiao found all the women who met the criteria in just half an hour.

After removing those who did not meet the criteria for committing the crime, a total of seven girls were selected, which Hu Yifei still felt was a bit too many.

Lu Ziqiao lay sprawled on the sofa, sobbing uncontrollably, staring at Hu Yifei who was trembling in front of him. "I really can't think of anything else. I've thought of everything, but I just can't. Even if you killed me, I still wouldn't be able to think of anything!!!"

Seeing this, Hu Yifei could only say that this was enough, and they would deal with them one by one. Anyway, they were all girls that Lu Ziqiao had wronged. Even if it wasn't right to ask them out, it would be good to get Lu Ziqiao to apologize.

Just as Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief, Zhang Wei looked at the list in front of him and silently asked a question: "But... where are we going to get their phone numbers?"

......

In an instant, all eyes were focused on Lü Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao cried out, trying to escape: "Fathers, spare me!!!"

However, even in his prime, he couldn't compete with Hu Yifei, let alone in his current weakened state.

And so, Lu Ziqiao met his tragic end!

However, it must be said that Lu Ziqiao truly lives up to his role as the protagonist.

Despite suffering two severe beatings, he was surprisingly unharmed. After a quick wash, he was back to his old self!

So they started making appointments with the first person.

While they were busy, Guan Gu in the next suite was also busy preparing for his first formal date with Youyou.

It featured the Peninsula Hotel, a candlelight dinner, and even a horror movie segment.

Just as he was getting everything ready, Tang Youyou walked into the room.

But she wasn't alone; she was with someone else, someone who was suspected to be Lu Ziqiao's son!

She coaxed the child and happily went into the room.

Guan Gu was completely bewildered and pointed at the child, asking why.

However, Tang Youyou said with a kind expression that since she was Ziqiao's aunt, this child was her junior and she should naturally help take care of the child.

And... he's really cute!