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Chapter 128 Wu Xie was forced to go on a blind date
On the plane back to China, Jiang Shen ate grapes while chatting with the audience in the live broadcast room.
Pingxie Heihua卍: [Host, next should be Qinling Mountains and Yunding Tiangong, right?]
Jiang Shen: [Hmm, that's probably the case. However, I probably won't be going to Qinling. After all, I can't go there. The material power of the bronze tree there naturally repels outsiders like us from our small world. A system failure would be the least of our worries. The livestream might even crash. Let's just watch the remote livestream!]
Jiulou: [I want you to try out your materialization ability!]
Jiang Shen: [Forget it! I still want to save my life. Besides, after returning to the capital, I have to go meet that Fourth Grandpa. After all, he's a ruthless man who's still visiting graves in his 90s.]
Ye Yi: [It seems so. Host, have you looked at Wu Xie sitting next to you? He's holding a bank card and grinning with his teeth bared. He's just like a silly idiot!]
The charming Bu Nana: [Wu Erbai has already pretended not to know Wu Xie. There's nothing he can do about it; it's too embarrassing.]
Jiang Shen glanced at Wu Xie and shook his head.
Jiang Shen: [You should also understand our Wu Tianzhen. This is probably the largest amount of money he has ever received in his life. As a rich second-generation, he has at least become rich once, so at least let him enjoy it for a while.]
Duan Jiaxu's fangirl friend tweeted: "Host, can you show us what Fatty is writing? He's been writing and drawing for quite a while since he got on the plane."
Jiang Shen: [No, it’s not like you can’t see it, right?]
Hogwarts Sorting Hat: [The writing is too ugly to be recognized.]
When Jiang Shen heard this, he went over and looked at it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out what Fatty Wang had written.
Finally, Jiang Shen spoke.
"Fat brother, can you tell me what you wrote?"
"I wrote about the various school districts in Beijing," Fatty Wang began. "Thanks to you, I've made a killing this time. My wealth has increased several times over. So I'm planning on buying two houses in Beijing. When I get married, my children will need to go to school. I can't let them not even get into a good school, right? I left school before graduating from junior high school, and my children can't just graduate from junior high school."
After hearing this, Jiang Shen glanced at Fatty Wang with a puzzled expression, "Brother Fatty, you don't even have a wife right now, and you're planning on having a baby now?"
"That's not the case. It doesn't matter whether my son or daughter can go to school in the future. What's important is that I have to create good conditions for them first. I don't want my children to be talented and my hardware can't keep up. Then I won't have anywhere to cry." Fatty Wang calculated the housing prices and circled the name of the school district that he was satisfied with.
Empty City Snow Night: [I can be sure that Fatty will be a good father in the future!]
Wu Erbai, who was sitting next to him, heard what Fatty Wang said, then looked at his nephew who was holding a bank card and smiling foolishly. He became so angry that he picked up an apple and smashed it on Wu Xie's head.
"Hiss!" Wu Xie covered his head in pain, "Second Uncle, why did you hit me with something for no reason?"
"Don't you know why I threw something at you? Look at Fatty Wang, he even knows how to plan a car and a house for his future children. What are you planning now? Air?" Wu Erbai looked at Wu Xie, and his displeasure grew.
Jiang Shen: "Isn't that easy? Just arrange a blind date! After a few blind dates, you'll eventually find someone you like, right?"
Wu Xie looked at Jiang Shen in disbelief, "Ah Jiang, are we still brothers? I'm your brother and you're the one who's been with me forever, and you're kicking me into a hole!"
"Men should get married when they are old enough, and women should get married when they are old enough. This is the way it should be," Jiang Shen said. "If you had a son, I could still play with him."
Wu Xie was truly desperate now. "How can you say such cold words with your 36-degree mouth? If you want me to go on a blind date so badly, why don't you go?"
"Why should I go? I'm 19, and the legal marriage age is 22. If you ask me to go on a blind date now, that would be a crime, okay? Although your family is not bad in this regard," Jiang Shen said.
Wu Xie: ...
"Wu Xie, come back to Hangzhou with me for a blind date. If you dare to run away, I will break your legs myself!" Wu Erbai glanced at Wu Xie.
Wu Xie: ...
I hope the money will hit me in the face: [Host, under the joint operation of you and Wu Erbai, Wu Xie's world has collapsed!]
Henghahaiahe: [By the way, host, how much did you collect this time?]
Jiang Shen: [Three million!]
Xiao Yuyu: [Well, our little dog Wu was sold for a good price!]
"Brother Fatty, I have a difficult and great task for you. Keep an eye on Wu Xie's blind date. As for the labor fees incurred during this process, ask Erye to settle the bill!" Jiang Shen looked at Wu Erbai.
Fatty Wang: ???!!!
"I'll give you 50 yuan and keep an eye on Wu Xie's blind date. If he runs away, you won't want to know the consequences. If Wu Xie's blind date is successful, I'll give you another 50 yuan!" Wu Erbai said.
When Fatty Wang heard this, he said, "I guarantee that the mission will be completed!"
Wu Xie: So you two just sold me out like that?
Fatty Wang/Jiang Shen: Nodding.jpg.
Wu Xie: ...
Xie Yuchen who was standing by shook his head as he watched his childhood friend being sold out completely in just a few moves. He was still too naive!
As soon as the plane landed in Hangzhou, Wu Xie was taken by Er Jing and Fatty Wang to go on a blind date.
"No, can you at least let me rest for a while?" Wu Xie tried to struggle. After more than a year of special training, although Wu Xie was no longer the weak scholar who could not even tie a chicken, he still could not break free from the suppression of Fatty Wang and Erjing.
Fatty Wang: "Tian Nai, you'd better behave yourself! Don't you know how anxious your second uncle and the others are to have a grandchild? Don't struggle. I'll hand you over to Teacher Tony later. He'll make you look brand new from head to toe before you go meet that beautiful young lady!"
When Wu Xie heard the name "Teacher Tony," a look of fear appeared on his face. "This is Hangzhou, right? Teacher Tony?"
"Calm down!" Wu Xie struggled desperately. He could have his head cut off and bleed, but his hairstyle couldn't be ruined. "I don't want to go!"
When the mysterious voice was no longer in the fog, Wu Qishi said: "No, why did Wu Xie struggle so hard when he heard Teacher Tony's words? Is Teacher Tony really that scary? Can he be scarier than the second master of the Wu family? Can anyone explain this?"
Yu Shuqin: [It seems they were saying that Mr. Tony in Hangzhou had poor skills and ruined a champion's hair.]
Yanxu: [Okay, I understand!]
"Tell me, how much did you sell Wu Xie for?" Xie Yuchen looked at Jiang Shen who was watching the fun and said,
Jiang Shen: "Three million,"
"Mr. Duo? Three million, isn't it? Is Wu Xie this kid so valuable?" Hei Xiazi suddenly felt that one hundred million slipped in front of him.
"Emmmm..." Jiang Shen was silent for a while, "Wu Xie shouldn't be that valuable. The valuable one should be the fourth generation of the Wu family."
Black Blind Man: ...
Jiang Shen said, and then asked Xie Yuchen a soul-searching question: "Boss, you seem to be quite an adult now, right?"
"I don't have any elders above me urging me to get married, so there's no rush. What's more, if I don't get married, I can still be adopted. I was adopted myself." Xie Yuchen finished speaking and glanced at Jiang Shen calmly. "You've been getting bolder lately. The roast duck for the next month is gone. No bargaining will be accepted."
Jiang Shen: I just said it casually, there's no need to be so rude, right?
Mu Zicong: [Okay, the host’s world has really collapsed at this moment!]
As soon as Wu Xie left the airport, he was sent to Tony to arrange his styling. Once the styling was completed, Wu Xie was directly packed up and taken to the blind date location.
Fatty Wang ordered something and started eating slowly near the place where Wu Xie and the girl were meeting. While eating, he pricked up his ears to listen to what was going on in Wu Xie's blind date.
Fatty Wang: I made some money, my accommodation and meals were reimbursed, and I even got to eat some melons. This little life is so wonderful!