Chapter 211 Robot or Human 6
Chapter 211 Robot or Human 6
Because just yesterday, the information of all machine citizens has been reported to the entire network.
Just yesterday, they chatted for a while about the airborne robot colleague.
But if you look closely, other than this one looking very familiar, it's completely different from any robot I've come across before.
He behaves more like a child, and they are like bad guys who are exploiting the children to work.
But this little kitten is super cute and not afraid of people at all.
Just now he was clapping hands with someone and flipping his belly...
It knows everything!
But a person can only ask it to perform one talent.
After performing a designated talent, the cat turned and left.
It just wagged its tail, walked to the next person without any reluctance, sat down, and meowed sweetly.
They used to broadcast Doraemon live, but the effect was not that good.
Check out this kitten today!
They liked it so much after just one side of the show, and they couldn’t even imagine how much the audience would like it after watching the live broadcast for several hours.
However, they have already thought about how many orders they will sell!
The company not only sells robots, they also cooperate with snack factories, toy factories, clothing factories...
As long as you sell a lot of things, you will make money no matter what, or at least you won’t lose money.
Whichever one sells more, we can just produce more.
!!!
Their salary is a basic salary plus commission, so how much is the commission today?
Thinking about the huge amount of money, they decided it was worth it.
What newcomers, what kittens and robots?
That's the God of Wealth!
Didn’t you see that the God of Wealth liked that little robot so much?
That’s the God of Wealth’s good friend!
They don’t believe in gods or Buddhas, but they believe in the God of Wealth!
......
Yu Yu tilted her head and watched her little master twist and turn in front of everyone, then shrink back into her arms.
If it felt strange when the cat left it, it felt strange at this moment.
Very happy?
Its little owner looked at so many people, but still only wanted it!
The corners of his mouth could not help but rise, his mechanical heart beat faster, and his eyes were fixed only on the cat in his arms.
If you look at what is said on the Internet, it becomes like this, and that is called the feeling of happiness.
Yu Yu felt the beating of the mechanical heart. This feeling had never stopped from yesterday to today.
Although it doesn't remember anything, it seems to have always performed tasks according to procedures before and has never experienced this kind of emotion.
It gently stroked the cat's fur in its arms, enjoying the feeling.
However, at this moment, a thought flashed through its mind.
It wants to have this feeling all the time, it likes this feeling very much.
It is said that if you follow your heart you will find freedom and happiness, but Yu Yu stared at the cat in her arms and thought carefully.
Its idea is probably that the baby cat can be happy.
There is another way of saying it, that you can spend the rest of your life with creatures that bring you happiness and discover more beautiful things.
That way, no matter what you do, you will feel happy.
But it felt like something was wrong.
It lifted up the kitten and stared at it for a moment.
It feels that the embodiment of happiness should belong to its little master.
Even if you don’t do anything, even if you don’t spend the rest of your life.
Just being cared for and stared at by it makes me happy.
Happiness must be its little master, right?
Yu Yu felt that she had discovered the truth, and she smiled happily after holding Tuanzi in her arms. She felt that she would be cheated of money if she went out.
The show is about to start, and everyone is already very familiar with what to do.
Before the show starts, put snacks, toys, etc. in front of Tuanzi to make him familiar with them.
This time, the snacks were evaluated by hiring other cats at a high price. Next time, it will probably have to be evaluated by an internal cat, that is, a newly hired cat.
Finally, I just changed Tuanzi into a cute little outfit.
By the way, I put some small stickers that were not very sticky on my face as decoration.
At this point, the cute little kitty makes her debut!
"Look, this is the new anchor baby, it's a kitten."
"Meow" [Hello.]
"Yes, it's the little robot and the cat that were announced."
The lines were basically spoken by others, the interactions were done together, and the demonstration of the robot's functions was done by Yu Yu.
It is only responsible for tasting the cat food, playing with cat toys, and finally changing into pretty little clothes.
But occasionally, she is also responsible for acting cute and coquettish when the audience is dull or there are not many in the audience, in order to liven up the atmosphere.
I have to say, this method is still very effective.
Occasionally, one or two people would question whether it is cat abuse that little kittens are so obedient and have so many skills?
When the comments were read out, the dumplings that were performing rolling around were stunned.
No one is reading out instructions. It makes money on its own. How does this become abuse?
If it gets reported, won’t it lose its job?
With this thought in mind, Tuanzi quickly stood up and walked to the camera and sat down.
Then......
Some were furious and tried to explain themselves and the company.
Today is only its first day at work. Not to mention clocking in on time, it even started work ahead of time, okay?
It works seriously and it gets paid for its work, okay?
It was happy to receive more than a hundred star coins. Although Yu Yu's salary was higher, it was responsible for demonstrating the robot's functions, which was more tiring.
If they don't work hard, they will starve to death. Don't make them work!
After a lot of explanation, someone careful enough finally discovered something.
Whenever someone scolds cats for abusing them, Tuanzi's fur will stand up and the tone of his meowing will seem a little agitated.
They began to guess blindly whether Tuanzi could understand some words, and the host sister took the opportunity to promote a cat-raising robot to them.
Tuanzi nodded, indicating that he could understand some words and asked not to be scolded so that he would lose his job.
The comments were finally better afterwards, which made Tuanzi extremely pleased and he made a heart shape with his two paws.
This is a new skill it has learned. It can also use its tail to make a heart shape with others.
Although it's a little non-standard, at least you can tell it's a heart.
Users who have given a lot of rewards can get a chance to leave a message. They can also specify a performance or send a small gift.
At this point, the popularity has reached a new level.
Clothes for cats are not necessarily only for cats.
They also have the same style of small-sized hamster clothes, as well as large-sized clothes for large dogs. If you can get a super-rare species breeding certificate, they also support customized styles with the certificate.
As long as you have enough money, customizing toys and small furniture for live streaming is not a problem.
Rat's nest, cat's nest, dog's nest, human's nest!
As long as the money is in place, any place will do!
Their company is so obsessed with money, or perhaps all companies that hire robots are like this.
It’s nothing, it’s just that the subsidies also have temperature, and that temperature makes them comfortable.
The boss and they have cold bodies, and prefer the temperature of money to drinking more hot water and summer.
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