I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!

Chapter 614 - 613: Free-for-All

No wonder Cheng Zhirang is so full of himself, spewing out self-praise without even blushing.

Mu Qiu is so used to this that she just pats Zhao Yu’s back to help her vomit more smoothly.

Only Cheng Zhirang himself looks at her with a smile in his eyes.

Then, with that warm gaze, he says, "You haven’t been parasitized, have you? Do you want to go in yourself, or should I take you in?"

"......"

Damn.

She flips her face and overthrows her own previous flattery:

"What I just said was wrong, even with a godly face, you’re just a guy who slows down my sword drawing speed."

Guo Yin and Chen Yi bow their heads, hiding their grinning mouths with their arms.

Cheng Zhirang remains his unshakable smiling self, saying, "Then draw your sword."

"...I can’t believe it! With the five of us, we still can’t hold back the two of you! Forget the roundabout route, let’s keep it simple and charge directly!"

Cheng Zhirang: "Bring it."

Under mutual "coercion," Guo Yin, Chen Yi, and Shu Ran join her, spreading out a bit to surround Cheng Zhirang and Shen Zhousong.

Being trapped by a group of shorties (just kidding), the two slowly move their steps, back-to-back, guarding against the sudden attack.

Mu Qiu stares intently at the two of them... okay, to be precise, she’s staring at their slightly tense black T-shirts.

Even standing casually, they look so cool. If they had guns in their hands, wouldn’t it be just like a scene in a post-apocalyptic story where the male and female leads are surrounded by zombies and break through with style?

No, she’s the female lead here! What zombies!

Her gaze remains fixed as she blindly pulls a pen from her pocket and hands it to Guo Yin standing on her right.

"Here, write a curse sticker, and when we catch these two, you’ll rush up and stick it on their foreheads!"

Guo Yin: "......" Uh, I’m not sure about that?

But he takes the pen and starts scribbling furiously in his notebook, watching Cheng Zhirang and the others to avoid a counterattack, his handwriting so messy that even he can’t read it.

Clearly showing great interest in taking out Cheng Zhirang and Shen Zhousong.

Just after writing a few words, as he lowers his head, Shen Zhousong seizes the moment, swiftly smacking the notebook out of his hand and tossing it to the ground.

He then grabs Guo Yin’s arm with a strong grip, spinning him around and skillfully pinning his right hand behind him.

The others just see a blur, and Guo Yin is already incapacitated, pinned against Shen Zhousong’s chest.

Guo Yin’s eyes widen in a twisted expression, yelping.

"Gently, gently, Brother Shen, my arm!"

Shen Zhousong remains unfazed: "Don’t worry, it won’t break."

Although their own teammate is the one being controlled, it makes me want to applaud Shen Zhousong’s prowess in this segment.

Mu Qiu suppresses this urge, waving at Zhao Yu and the others.

With Guo Yin already subdued, it’s clear the other side has "started the fight" first. Not taking advantage of this to charge would be a disservice to Shen Zhousong’s dashing style.

As for who should target whom, it’s obvious to everyone. Mu Qiu is destined to hang on Cheng Zhirang, while Zhao Yu and Shu Ran avoid any misunderstandings and go after Shen Zhousong. As for Chen Yi, to maintain numerical harmony, chooses to help Mu Qiu deal with Cheng Zhirang.

The group, initially keeping a little distance, quickly engages in a chaotic skirmish, with Mu Qiu directly charging forward, grabbing Cheng Zhirang’s hand, swinging like a pendulum on his arm, and shouting at Chen Yi, "Quick, quick, quick! Bend his hand behind him too!"

This hanging-on-the-arm tactic was something the three female guests developed in previous episodes to deal with Shi Yuhuai.

Unless Cheng Zhirang, like last time on the beach, throws the person hanging from his arm away, his movements are definitely restricted.

As long as she and Chen Yi can restrain Cheng Zhirang, as one of the traitors, he can’t use 049 to instantly deal with them.

Meanwhile, Zhao Yu and Shu Ran rescue Guo Yin, letting him write two "curse stickers" to instantly eliminate Cheng Zhirang and Shen Zhousong.

Whether Guo Yin can be rescued depends on whether Zhao Yu and Shu Ran can hold down Shen Zhousong and if Shen Zhousong will avoid misunderstanding with the female guests like Cheng Zhirang.

Upon hearing her command, Chen Yi immediately charges to Cheng Zhirang’s other side, grabbing his left arm to bend it behind.

But Cheng Zhirang reacts a bit quicker, tucking his arm against his chest, clutching Mu Qiu with all his might while dodging sideways, leaving Chen Yi’s hand brushing across his shoulder, perfectly missing.

Cheng Zhirang bumps into him, making him stagger a couple of steps.

Next door, the two female warriors have just managed to tug at Shen Zhousong, attacking with enthusiastic screams of encouragement.

Shu Ran grabs Guo Yin’s clothes, trying to pull them off to rescue him.

Meanwhile, Zhao Yu opts for Mu Qiu’s tactic, clinging to Shen Zhousong’s arm, using her weight to restrain his movements.

Shu Ran: "Shen Zhousong! Let go of Guo Yin!"

Zhao Yu: "Guo Yin, quick, quick, quick! Struggle a bit!"

Shu Ran: "Ahhhhhh, I’m going to exert my strength!"

Zhao Yu: "Brother Shen! Brother Zhou! Brother Song! You can’t throw me out! It would utterly ruin your manly image!"

Guo Yin: "Sister Shu Ran, you’re about to stretch my clothes out of shape..."

But just pulling on the clothes, he’s not budging an inch.

So Shu Ran releases one hand to grab his arm, her long nails made for beautiful manicures digging into his skin.

"Then you’ll have to bear with it!"

Guo Yin: "...Ouch!"

The most relaxed, perhaps, is Mu Qiu, who still has time to watch the show.

Using the same hanging-on-the-arm technique, Zhao Yu should be just as relaxed, but she’s just a tad bit... heavier.

So, hanging from Shen Zhousong’s arm is like hanging from a horizontal bar, testing her endurance significantly.

When she feels she’s about to lose her hold and attempts to lend Shu Ran a hand, Shen Zhousong suddenly exerts power.

His muscles swell, his biceps stretching the sleeves of his black T-shirt upward. He lifts his hand, raising Zhao Yu slightly, then sweeps her up, pinning her at his hip.

The whole process resembles handling a processed pig.

Shen Zhousong: "Forgive the offense."

Zhao Yu freezes for a whole minute, then shouts frantically in Mu Qiu’s direction: "I’m airborne!"

Mu Qiu, still hanging from Cheng Zhirang’s arm, bursts into laughter.

"Hahahahahahahahaha! Help! Zhao Yu, you look like a roadside dummy!"

Zhao Yu, on the verge of tears, clings to Shen Zhousong’s arm, feeling a rush of blood to her head.

"Brother Shen, Brother Shen! I’m begging you, my big forehead is about to hemorrhage!"

Moreover, his hand and hip bone are about to squeeze the life out of her!

"Relax, we’ll be back to the museum soon."

Holding her with one hand and restraining Guo Yin with the other, Shen Zhousong retreats with the two of them in tow.

Zhao Yu glances back, seeing the museum’s gate approaching, utterly alarmed!

"Big brother! Spare my little life!"