Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 478 Yandere

At noon.

A group of people stood around a long table, holding a basin in one hand and chopsticks in the other, laughing and talking happily.

The table, from left to right, is filled with dishes.

Fried fish, steamed fish, grilled fish, sweet and sour fish, fish soup, etc., are just some of the many ways to kill fish.

Lu You took one or two chopsticks of each dish, more for the delicious ones and less for the less delicious ones, and put them all on a large stainless steel plate.

Feeling that it was almost enough for two people, Lu You put away his chopsticks and walked to an open space where there were relatively fewer people.

Tang Wan had already served two bowls of rice and sat at the small square table, waiting quietly.

"Sorry for the long wait." Lu You put down the dish, pulled up his trouser legs, and sat opposite Tang Wan, "Let's start eating."

Tang Wan picked up the chopsticks and looked at the dish full of incomplete fish carcasses of different styles and colors. Her expression was indescribable.

"Honey, I think it would be better for us to eat at the big table?"

"Why? Didn't you ask for a special meal?"

Tang Wan pointed at the unknown mixture of corpses with her chopsticks and complained, "This is too ugly. I don't have an appetite!"

"I can't help it. Some of the fish are very big. I can't just serve the whole plate to others and not let them eat."

Lu You would agree to harmless requests, but once it involves other people, his attitude would become very tough.

The unconditional preference of the overbearing president for the heroine in TV dramas basically does not exist, at least Tang Wan herself has never experienced it.

Tang Wan sighed silently. The situation she was facing now was like having a plate of shit-shaped chocolates in front of her and not knowing whether to eat them or not.

She couldn't figure out a solution. If she stuck her head out, she would be cut. If she lowered her head, she would also be cut. Tang Wan simply made up her mind, picked up a piece of fish belly, picked it up and put it into her mouth.

"Ok?"

After chewing it carefully, Tang Wan was stunned for a moment.

It seems to taste good?

Feeling unsure.

So Tang Wan picked up the second chopstick.

Now I can taste the flavor.

The fish meat is tender and soft, and melts in the mouth. The flavor of the seasoning and the freshness of the fish itself complement each other just right.

"It's true, you can't judge a person by appearance, you can't measure the depth of the ocean, and you can't guess how good a dish is!" Tang Wan said with emotion.

Lu You was not surprised by Tang Wan's reaction.

Before picking up the dishes, Lu You tasted each dish in advance.

Except for the sweet and sour fish which did not suit his taste, Lu You gave positive comments on the rest.

Lu You picked up a piece of steamed fish skin and put it on Tang Wan's rice, saying, "If it tastes good, eat more. If it's not enough, I'll get more."

The two of them ate with noisy voices, occasionally putting a piece of food into each other's bowls with their chopsticks.

Since the theme of lunch was fish, no one dared to eat too fast. Everyone chewed slowly for fear of getting a fish bone stuck in their throat.

Half an hour passed.

Tang Wan was the first to put down her bowl and chopsticks, ending the fight.

"I'm stuffed."

Lu You added more rice once during the meal, and there was still half a fist-sized rice ball left in the bowl.

"One bowl of rice is enough?"

Tang Wan patted her belly like a seal and said, "You know, I've always had a small appetite."

"I almost believed it."

With Tang Wan's body that's as soft as water and as fleshy as a lump of flesh when pinched, it's impossible for her to have a small appetite.

"It's mainly because the weather is cold. When the fish is cooled, it has a fishy smell and is not tasty."

"I think you ate too many tangerines before dinner."

“That’s part of the reason.”

Tang Wan looked left and right, thinking that since she was bored, she might as well find something to do to kill time while Lu You was still not finishing his meal.

Tang Wan stood up, stretched her muscles, and said, "You eat slowly. I'll go for a walk to help digest the food."

Lu You waved his hand and replied: "Go ahead, call me if you need anything."

Tang Wan turned her head and just as she was about to take the first step, she happened to meet the eyes of the girl who had chatted up Lu You before.

The look in the girl's eyes was inexplicable and no emotion could be seen.

Tang Wan was obviously hostile and warned her that Lu You was already taken and she should stay away.

After staring at each other for a few seconds, the girl looked away as if nothing had happened and walked aside.

Tang Wan also retracted her hair that was standing on end and sat down opposite Lu You again.

Lu You was stunned for a moment, spit out the fish bone in his mouth, and asked: "Are you not going for a walk?"

"No." Tang Wan tucked the hair on both sides of her temples behind her ears and said, "Life is short, so instead of wasting it, it's better to spend more time with your husband."

Lu You frowned and looked at Tang Wan with a strange look.

He was quite normal one second, how come he suddenly got sick and started saying obscene things the next second?

"You... are possessed?"

"Yes!" Tang Wan held her chin with one hand and looked at Lu You lovingly, "I was bewitched by you a long time ago."

Lu You covered his stomach with one hand, his facial features twisted into a ball, and he looked very painful.

Tang Wan's face suddenly changed. She quickly reached out to support Lu You's shoulder and asked with concern, "What's wrong with you? Do you have a stomachache? Do you want me to call someone for you?"

Lu You shook his head and said with difficulty: "I'm fine, I just feel disgusted by you. I feel a little nauseous."

Tang Wan's anxious expression disappeared in an instant, replaced by expressionless indifference.

She clenched her right hand into a fist, stretched it out in front of Lu You, and said in a grim tone: "I heard that you boys have an extremely powerful boxing technique called deliberate punching, which hurts a lot. I don't know if it's true or not. Do you want to experience it?"

Lu You was silent for a moment, then gently pushed Tang Wan's fist away and said, "This fist is too masculine, and has very high requirements for bone strength and muscle density. It is very easy to damage the meridians when practicing, so it is not suitable for girls to practice. You'd better not try it."

Tang Wan retracted her fist, snorted heavily, and said, "I have another move designed specifically for girls, called Tianba Hengkong Liebao. This move is even more powerful, it can lock the enemy's head from a distance of several meters, and give a fatal blow to the chin from bottom to top. In mild cases, the lower jaw will be shattered and lose consciousness, and in severe cases, intracranial hemorrhage will occur and die on the spot. Do you want to see it?"

"Don't make threats like that. Just tell me what you have to say."

After more than three years of getting along, Lu You believed that he knew Tang Wan's character well enough.

She never shows kindness without reason. Once she does, she must have an ulterior motive.

Tang Wan smiled, picked up a small stool and moved closer to Lu You, and said with interest: "Tell me what the woman who chatted with you said before."

"You never asked me about being approached before, why are you interested this time?"

"I want to know how you say no to someone."

"What if I hadn't said no?"

Tang Wan leaned close to Lu You's ear, gently stroked his cheek, and smiled softly, "It doesn't matter if you didn't refuse. Anyway, you have traveled through time once, so it should be easy for you to travel through time a second time."

Lu You's body shook, and a cold chill rose from his coccyx, rushing along the spinal cord to the top of his head, causing goose bumps along the way.

Which idiot said that yandere is good?

It's so damn scary!

"Ma'am, please calm down. Violence can't solve any problems."

"It doesn't solve the problem, but it does make me feel better!" Tang Wan traced Lu You's jawline with her slender fingers and said softly, "I've thought it through. After I kill you, I'll kill myself and turn myself into a wronged spirit to haunt you forever."

Lu You and Tang Wan looked at each other quietly for a while, and silently took out their cell phones from their pockets.

"I'm scared of you. How about this? I'll transfer 5 million to you at once, and from now on, you and I will cut off contact and never see each other again."

Tang Wan took Lu You's phone, put it back in his pocket, and said, "I don't think so. As long as I become the eldest lady of your Lu family, I will have luxury cars, a mansion, delicious food every day, a special car to pick me up, and all kinds of famous brands to wear. How can a mere five million yuan satisfy me?"

"Great! When I first fell in love with you, I thought you were gentle, kind, independent, and not vain. I didn't expect that you were just pretending. The real you is actually so materialistic. I was wrong!"

"That's enough!" Tang Wan slapped Lu You on the back and said unhappily, "I'm just acting with you and letting you curse for fun. You're not done yet, are you? Tell me, what did you talk about with that woman?"

"Let's be honest, we didn't really talk about anything. She was the only one asking me questions and I just casually replied with one or two words."

"Please repeat the questions you asked."

Lu You looked up at the sky, replaying his memories frame by frame.

"For the first question, she asked me if I was from this village, and I said yes. For the second question, she said she was also from the village, so why had she never seen me before? I said I was a stinking 2D otaku who rarely went out."

Among the 2D otakus, Tang Wan could only think of one person.

"Are you following Li Yu's setting?"

"That's right." Lu You admitted frankly, and explained: "As we all know, 2D otakus are the least popular with girls. Wearing this skin can avoid a lot of trouble."

"Honestly, with your appearance, whether you are a 2D or not, it doesn't affect you at all."

Lu You raised the corner of his mouth, pinched Tang Wan's delicate chin, and asked, "Tell me, what do I look like?"

Tang Wan knew clearly that Lu You wanted to hear nice words, so she refused to tell him and slapped his hand away.

"You'll know if you just take a piss and look in the mirror."

"Can't you just praise me honestly?" Lu You said dissatisfiedly.

"Being able to stay by your side is the best compliment to you."

Seeing Tang Wan's calm expression, Lu You sighed sincerely.

"Sure enough, when it comes to how thick-skinned I am, I'm still far inferior to you!"

"Thank you for the compliment." Tang Wan bowed modestly.

Lu You recounted the rest of the conversation between him and the girl he had approached.

After Tang Wan heard this, she felt calm and not agitated at all.

The main thing was that Lu You’s responses were very precise and clear, and each of his answers was aimed at killing the conversation.

When people asked him where he went to school, he said it was in another province. When asked if he liked fishing, he said it was just so-so. When asked about his hobbies, he said math.

Anyone who is alive in this world cannot stand Lu You's perfunctory attitude which is so obvious that it cannot be more obvious.

Put yourself in her shoes. If you were that girl, Tang Wan probably wouldn't be able to resist slapping Lu You a few times with the sole of her shoe.

Unfortunately, Tang Wan was the only wife, and she only thought that Lu You did a great job, and she had no sympathy for those who tried to poach her.

After lunch, the two returned to their original positions.

Tang Wan put on a sun hat, leaned back on the recliner, squinted her eyes, and continued to enjoy the winter sunshine comfortably.

Lu You didn't lie down this time. He borrowed a plate of mixed bait from the fisherman next to him, pulled up the bait with a slightly unfamiliar technique, and then threw the hook into the water.

Tang Wan saw the whole process of Lu You pulling the bait and asked, "Aren't you here to fish for loneliness? Why did you change your mind and start fishing for real fish?"

Lu You put the fishing rod on the stand and said, "Since we are here to fish, we can't return empty-handed. It would be embarrassing. Besides, I also want to catch a fish as a New Year's gift for Li Yu."

"How do you send it? Send it to his home when we get back to Yangcheng? But river fish is eaten for its freshness. Will it still taste good after being frozen?"

"Why do you ask?" Lu You looked surprised and said, "I just wanted to take two photos and send them to him. I didn't plan to let him eat them."

"You don't give me food, but you still send me photos. This is called being disrespectful, not giving me a gift." Tang Wan said speechlessly.

"Alas, the gift may be small but the thought is great. Isn't it enough to convey the thought? Why do you care so much?"

"If you dare to use similar methods on me in the future, I will make sure you are in trouble!" Tang Wan waved her fists twice as a threat.

"I have always treated you sincerely and have never done anything to deceive you. You know that."

"Haha, I didn't cheat, but I did dig a lot of traps."

Lu You pretended not to notice the sharpness in Tang Wan's words, and stared at the float in the pond that was rising and falling with the waves.

"Wait a minute, get a net bag, and when the fish is hooked, scoop it out of the water."

Tang Wan immediately questioned, "Are you sure you can catch the fish?"

"It's not a wild body of water. I can't catch fish in my own fish pond. I might as well just reopen it."

……

The sun gradually moved westward until it reached the edge of dusk, with golden light filling the sky and interweaving long, mottled shadows on the ground.

Looking at the four fish swimming slowly in the bucket, Lu You smiled with satisfaction.

Lu Jianyan once said that there is a novice protection period in fishing. Lu You didn’t believe it before, but now he does.

Lu You took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket, took a few photos, and sent them to the VX chat group.

Originally, Lu You was only going to send it to Li Yu, but sharing happiness with others is worse than enjoying it alone, and dancing on a group of people's faces is more fun than dancing on just one person's face.

After a while, other members of the chat group came up one after another.

Wang Linghua and Deng Rui fully affirmed Lu You's catch and asked him where he caught the fat fish.

Lu You told the truth that he was in his hometown.

Li Yu only replied with two words, that's all? It perfectly expressed his disdain.

Xu Nian’s message followed closely.

However, her focus was not on the fish. Instead, she directly tagged Tang Wan and asked if she was at home. She said that she would return to Yangcheng tomorrow and wanted to play with her.

Lu You looked up at Tang Wan and saw her holding up her phone with the rear camera pointed at her.

Immediately afterwards, two messages from Tang Wan appeared in the group chat.

The first one is a photo of Lu You.

The second one is text with emoticons.

【Tang Wan: Guess where I am? 】

Lu You originally thought that everyone would be very surprised and ask questions all over the place, but that wasn't the case.

Xu Nian simply replied "Oh" and then asked when Tang Wan would return to Yangcheng.

Lu You thought about the photos his grandmother kept and the number of times he had returned to his hometown in recent years. He thought silently for a while and tapped the screen quickly with his fingers.

【Lu You: Expected to be on the eighth day of the first lunar month.】

【Lu You: The elderly are getting old, I want to spend more time with them. 】

After seeing Lu You's reply, Tang Wan decisively changed the three words "I don't know" that were still in the input box and had not yet been sent.

【Tang Wan: I listen to him.】

The two of them looked at each other in tacit understanding and smiled knowingly.

Li Yu then suggested organizing a party before school started.

No one had any objections.

After some discussion, everyone decided on the time, place and entertainment activities for the party.

The chat ended here.

At this time, the sky was half dark and a circle of lights lit up around the fish pond.

Lu You put away his phone, picked up the bucket of fish, and said, "Let's go, my beloved, let's go to dinner."

"Here we go!" Tang Wan ran to Lu You in small steps and took his arm. "How are you going to deal with these four fish?"

Lu You turned his head, his lips gently touched Tang Wan's forehead, and said, "Take it home, and I will cook it for you in any way you want."

"You're so nice to me?"

"No, have I ever been mean to you?"

"Yes!" Tang Wan looked directly into Lu You's eyes and said confidently, "Once you start studying, you will completely ignore me."

"Then I have something to say. When you looked at Hanguo Uub, you didn't take me seriously either."

"Uh... this topic is not important, let's go eat first!" (End of this chapter)