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Chapter 544 Qin Lingzheng: Quack!!!

I didn't feel anything when the stitches were being sutured.

You say it doesn't hurt, but in fact it's because you're numb from the pain, so your brain triggers a protective mechanism and adrenaline comes into play, automatically blocking the pain.

Although there is no pain, the temperature sensation is still normal.

The hemostatic forceps felt cold, and just as they touched his abdomen, Qin Lingzheng shuddered.

His abdominal muscles tensed with his breathing. After adapting to the temperature of the surface of the hemostat, he slowly relaxed and exhaled.

Qin Lingzheng adjusted his posture, crossed his arms and placed them under his head, his eyes empty, staring blankly at the ceiling above his head.

The sound of Mu Chenye cutting the stitches made him feel like a fish on a chopping board, being cut and disassembled.

His mind was a tangled mess like a ball of string, impossible to cut or untangle. The more he tried to find the source, the tighter it tightened around him, until he couldn't breathe.

"Ugh……"

After a long time, Qin Lingzheng sighed, pursed his lips, took a deep breath and exhaled heavily.

After spitting out, inhale again, and after inhaling, spit out again.

Sighs also became more frequent.

He sighed seventeen or eighteen times in a row, which made Mu Chenye yawn.

Seeing that the other party was also keeping his composure and had no intention of asking, Qin Lingzheng opened his mouth awkwardly.

Before he could utter a sound, he closed his mouth again and shook his head again, "Alas!"

Muchenye ignored his procrastination and focused on his work. He swiftly tied the last knot and threw the tools into the small tray. "Alright! Take your time, brother. I'm going to take a nap. Call me when you're done."

Hearing this, Qin Lingzheng opened his eyelids heavily and looked at him. After his emotions were brewing, he slowly spoke:

"I have a friend."

Mu Chenye nodded in understanding:

"Are you the one who was deceived by your first love and then abandoned, and finally got the chance to go home but unexpectedly found that she was deceived by a vixen who came down from the sky and used sweet words to take her away while you were away, and you are about to get married but the groom is not his friend?"

Qin Lingzheng: “…”

Mu Chenye: "Brother, you can also just say it's you."

"..."

Qin Lingzheng was choked, and the emotions he had finally managed to build up almost faltered. He sighed again, closed his eyes, and put on a weak look, saying weakly:

"Well, then I'll just treat it as myself..."

"This time it's my first love... my friend's first love... well, just consider it my first love..."

"If I have a childhood sweetheart who I grew up with, and her eighteenth birthday is in two days, but she didn't invite me..."

Qin Lingzheng said this, sat up from the bed, took a pillow to cushion his back, leaned against the headboard and looked sideways at Mu Chenye:

"Doctor Mu, aren't you a psychologist? Use your almighty psychology to help me analyze what she is thinking. Do you think she has completely forgotten about me and never thought of inviting me, or... or does she not want me to go at all?"

Without waiting for Mu Chenye to answer, Qin Lingzheng's face showed an indignant expression again, "Do you think it is possible that her marriage partner stopped her from seeing me, but she actually still wanted to see me... Oh, yes, it's not me, it's my friend, just think of it as me..."

At this point, Qin Lingzheng looked at Mu Chenye with a look of deep sorrow, "My friend is so miserable, he is so pitiful, after being ruthlessly abandoned by his first love, he can only cry all day, sigh and groan, and be absent-minded... Even I can't stand it! Doctor Mu, do you have any way to eliminate the marriage partner next to her from here without having to go back, and give me justice... uh, give my friend justice?"

Mu Chenye leaned on the table beside him, his hands in his pockets, and opened his eyelids lazily, "First of all, I'm a psychologist, not a mage. Secondly... Brother, didn't you say last month that you would forget that heartless woman, cut off all love from now on, serve the motherland with all your heart and soul, and devote yourself to the great cause of guarding the border from now on?"

"......" Qin Lingzheng choked with sobs and looked away guiltily.

Mu Chenye continued, "Last week, someone from your family came to pick you up, and you told me that you were dead. Even if she came to pick you up in person, you would never leave here. You must let her have a taste of being rejected and abandoned. You said you wanted to make her regret it so much that she would spend the rest of her life in endless regret."

"My friend...my friend said so."

"The day before yesterday..." Mu Chenye mercilessly pierced through the last fig leaf, "At 3:30 in the morning, you came to me and told me that your heart was aching and you were dying. You told me that you still couldn't forget your first love. You insisted that I go up the mountain to collect herbs to make you the "Forgetfulness Pill" that would cut off all feelings and love and put the past behind you."

Qin Lingzheng whispered: "If you can't do it, just say you can't do it..."

Faced with this unreasonable request, Mu Chenye smiled instead of getting angry, "From the time I met you until now, you have been inconsistent, changing your mind every day, illogical, confused, inconsistent, extreme and radical at one moment, and depressed at another. Therefore, my preliminary judgment is that you-"

Qin Lingzheng's heart skipped a beat, and he covered his chest as if he had expected it. He asked in the same cautious tone as when he learned that he had a terminal illness:

"Doctor, am I severely depressed? I-Is there any hope for me?!"

Mu Chenye: "No, you are just a pure dog."

Qin Lingzheng: “…”

quack!!!

Seeing Qin Lingzheng on the bed showing an expression that looked like he was about to bite someone, Mu Chenye smiled, pulled down the mask on his face, and said in a leisurely tone:

"Since you can't let it go, then go back and meet him. No one is stopping you. It's you who insists on staying here and is asking for trouble."

"What do you know? You've never been in a relationship!" Qin Lingzheng retorted, "There's no place for me around her anymore. Even if I go back, I'll just see her dating someone else... Instead of this, I'd better be smart and not get close to her and ask for trouble, unless I can find a way to get rid of the people around her."

"Why do you want to get rid of her?" Mu Chenye tilted his head in confusion, a hint of excitement flashed in his fox eyes, "You go and be her mistress! Isn't this more exciting! On the surface, she has a legitimate fiancé, but behind her back you are her lover! Secretly hold her hand in front of her fiancé, flirt with her under his nose~ A love affair between two people is discussed by three people, and if you are discovered, you can say that you are not destroying their relationship, you are here to join their big family!"

"What are you talking about!" Qin Lingzheng sat up straight and corrected him sternly, "She's not even engaged yet! Where does her fiancé come from?! I forbid you to spread rumors that she has a fiancé!!!"

"Not now, but if you don't go back, in a month or so, she will really have a fiancé."

Hearing this, Qin Lingzheng's momentum suddenly weakened, and his body unconsciously shrank back into the bed. After a long time, he managed to utter a sentence through gritted teeth:

"Anyway, I just won't go back..."

As he spoke, he paused, a trace of entanglement and pain flashed in his eyes, and he hesitated to speak:

"Tell me, if I die, will she be sad for me? Will she regret not seeing me for the last time? Will she... spend the rest of her life mourning the carefree and beautiful time when we were children?"

The more Qin Lingzheng spoke, the sadder he became. He felt as if there was a ball of sorrow in his chest that made it hard for him to breathe. A layer of misty fog covered his eyes. When he got emotional, his voice choked up. He looked like he would be tortured into a fool and burst into tears in the next second by his own imagination.

At this moment, he suddenly felt an increasingly hot gaze falling on him, as if it was going to burn two holes in his body.

Following the direction of his gaze, he discovered that it was Mu Chenye beside him, looking at him with shining eyes and greedy expressions.

When their eyes met, Mu Chenye's eyes shone brighter and he spoke enthusiastically:

"Brother, when are you going to die? She may not love you until she dies, but I will treasure your body for the rest of my life... (slurp)! I promise that your death will be worth it..."

Whether it is soaked in formalin, used for specimens, cut, or cooked and deboned to make a human skeleton, it is quite perfect!!!

"I'm so anxious! Urgent! When are you going to die!!!"

Qin Lingzheng said sadly: "My soul is dead, and now I am just a shell."

Mu Chenye nodded vigorously: "That's right! It doesn't matter, the soul is useless, I'm refining the body!"

Qin Lingzheng: “…”

Qin Lingzheng turned over silently, with his back to Mu Chenye, leaving him with a lonely back:

"We are a pure love party, and we can't argue with a pervert like you." As he said this, he put his hand on the wound that had just been stitched up, and groaned without any reason, "Oh, my heart hurts..."

He hummed for a while, then secretly reached into his pocket again, touched the edge of the curled photo with his fingertips, and carefully took it out with two fingers.

Seeing this, Mu Chenye leaned forward curiously, "Brother, what does your pure first love look like? It's not an ordinary person who can be so obsessed with you that he's willing to give it to you. Take it out and show it to me. I'll help you analyze the face--"

Qin Lingzheng was instantly alert and reflexively stuffed the photo back into his pocket. He held his pocket with one hand and used the other to drive Mu Chenye away:

"Go away! Don't think I don't know what you pervert is up to! It's already crowded here! There's no room for you to get in!!!"

Ever since Qin Lingzheng accidentally found out about Mu Chenye's hobby of being a third party, he has been on guard against him seeing his photos with Bai Yuan, for fear that this little pervert would become interested and make his already emotional predicament even worse.

If he hasn't defeated the fox spirit that fell from heaven and another pervert who eats both meat and vegetables shows up, wouldn't he be asking for trouble?

Seeing Qin Lingzheng guarding against him like a thief, Mu Chenye curled his lips in disinterest, "Forget about not showing it to me, I don't care anyway! I already have a goal of wanting a third one, it's very challenging! Before I succeed in getting her, I'm not interested in getting involved in other relationships! If it weren't for sewing you, I would have already-"

At this point, Mu Chenye paused for a moment, looking away unnaturally. After a moment, he regained his frivolous expression, "Although I like being a third party, I won't just be the third party of anyone. Wouldn't that make me look casual? There are still principles for being a third party!"

"I don't care if you're being careless or not! As long as you don't cause any trouble, we can still get along!" Qin Lingzheng was unmoved. "For the sake of our friendship over the past two years, if you get caught being a third party in the future, mention my name and I'll make sure you don't get beaten to death."

“It’s okay even if he catches me.” Mu Chenye puffed out his chest confidently. “There are skills to being a third party. As long as I hold the girl’s heart firmly, what does it matter if I’m discovered? I guarantee he won’t dare to lay a finger on me, and he will have to watch us show our affection openly~”

But this way there is no sense of stealing, and the threesome is not exciting anymore.

So it is better to be sneaky.

Qin Lingzheng: "...I thought you were going to say that even if you were beaten to the point of having only one breath left, you could still heal yourself!"

Mu Chenye stroked his chin and thought: "That's right."

"Ah? You really can!" Qin Lingzheng was shocked. "Don't they say that doctors don't treat themselves???"

"That's because I can't see or reach it!"

"It's mainly because I'm not strong enough mentally, which makes me easily affected by my subjective emotions and lead to misjudgment. But I'm strong enough mentally, so the main factor that affects my performance is the maximum arc of the bone twisting - I can't see the back of my head!"

"There are many places like this on the body. There are always some parts that you can't see even when you look in the mirror."

Mu Chenye said: "I pulled out my wisdom teeth myself while looking in the mirror! Many dentists do this!"

"I used to break bones for fun, and then put them back together! When I was a kid, I stuck needles into my own veins! The touch of a living person and a dead person, and the feeling of the needle being inserted are different..."

Qin Lingzheng opened his mouth and closed it again.

Useless knowledge in your head +1.

After saying that, Mu Chenye looked at Qin Lingzheng with a smile, a sly look flashed in his eyes, and he got back to the point:

"Brother, being a mistress is a science. If you change your mind in the future, come to me. Whether you want to be in the open or not, I can teach you."

"Tsk, you talk as if you've been in love three times before." Qin Lingzheng glanced at him disdainfully, "A man should have ambition. If I want to be the first wife, I'll be the first wife! If I can't be the first wife, then I won't be the first wife! At worst, I can just outlive him and die, and then become his successor!"

Mu Chenye was shocked: It's bad! He will wait until he dies!

"I'm just talking nonsense to you." After saying that, Qin Lingzheng lay back on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling. After a while of silence, he suddenly spoke again:

"Doctor Mu."

"Huh? Change of mind? So quickly?"

Qin Lingzheng sighed, looked at Mu Chenye expectantly, and suddenly had another idea:

"Can you make a 'love potion' that can make people fall madly in love with another person?"

Mu Chenye: "I'll say it again, I'm a doctor, not a mage."

Qin Lingzheng: "Alas, if you can't do it, just say you can't do it, you quack doctor!!!"