When Xiao Jiaojiao cried, the soldier king led the team to kill like crazy

Chapter 171 Little Jiaojiao teases the captain

"Grandpa, let me help you!"

"Grandpa, slow down!!!"

“…”

But as soon as Lu Yiling showed signs of doing so, Sikong Yan grabbed her collar.

"Want to be punished?"

"Run quickly!"

Oh shit.

what! ! ! !

dog man.

This is a disguised punishment for the entire team.

Let them run to the airport.

There are still two hours before the plane takes off, which means that if you don’t run faster, you will miss the plane.

angry! ! !

Lu Yiling wanted to help Mr. Si, so he got in the car together.

But how could Sikong Yan let Xiao Jiaojiao get her wish?

It's not okay to be soft on Xiao Jiaojiao.

Xiao Jiaojiao's physical fitness is originally poor, and Sikong Yan will definitely not let her be lazy in this kind of physical training program.

So, the next scene happened.

A military pickup truck was running in front of the team, neither fast nor slow.

Mr. Si was sitting in the front cab.

Sikong Yan stood in the cargo compartment at the back, holding a loudspeaker in his hand, and swept his cold eyes over the entire team.

From the loudspeaker, his cold voice came from time to time: "Hurry up, haven't you eaten yet?"

"Run faster....Run faster!"

"speed....."

"!!!!!!"

In the past, such shouting was done by instructor Chen Chao, and the members of the Ace Special Operations Brigade would definitely take the bus.

But when the prisoners and puppets happened, the captain got angry.

Treat equally.

Li Mu and the others wanted to cry.

I want to cry without tears.

They knew that the captain's punishment would not be so simple.

Woo woo woo, I’ve been doing frog jumps all afternoon.

Now I have to run another 20 kilometers, and I may be exhausted after finishing it.

Damn, I don’t know what’s wrong with that frog. It just kept jumping and jumping for the entire afternoon without taking a break.

The captain asked them to follow the quack.

Logically, it needs to rest after jumping for a while and won't jump all the time.

But the quack that Li Mu was leading was very abnormal and kept jumping.

Damn it, it’s killing me...

They are all about to become quacks.

Chen Chao and his friends had no idea that the quack was indeed abnormal and had been given stimulants by the captain's order.

Want to let Guagua rest? That's impossible.

Unless you stop breathing, you can rest.

Lu Yiling has been running with the team, neither fast nor slow, and he can still hold on.

The entire team finally arrived at the airport at the specified time.

After the meeting, Lu Yiling wanted to go to the bathroom.

She stood alone in front of the bathroom door, dumbfounded.

Ah!

Won't! ! !

What's going on in this bathroom?

The men's and women's numbers are directly marked on the doors of other people's restrooms.

Even if there are no markings, there will be signs hanging so that you can tell at a glance which is the men's restroom and which is the women's restroom.

But what's going on with this bathroom?

Do I need to test my IQ just to relieve myself?

She won't...

Of this Waterfall Viewing Pavilion and Rain Listening Pavilion, which one is the women's restroom and which one is the men's restroom?

Lu Yiling stood at the door of the bathroom, going crazy.

It doesn't come out at all.

Woo woo woo.

Bullying....

How to do?

What should she do?

Help?

If she asks others for help, will they laugh at her and say she is uneducated?

Or, wait a moment?

See if anyone else is coming?

Lu Yiling stood at the door of the bathroom and waited for two minutes, but no one came.

Her face turned red.

Done! !

Damn it, why hasn’t anyone come yet? If she had known, she would have called Xiao You to go with her when she went to the bathroom.

Now it's a dilemma.

Sikong Yan's eyes were always on Xiao Jiaojiao.

He also saw Xiao Jiaojiao go to the bathroom. He calculated the time and thought that his daughter Chaotianjiao should be having her period.

The last time they went for armed swimming, Sikong Yan knew when Xiao Jiaojiao would have her period.

Later, she asked the director of a traditional Chinese medicine hospital to treat her.

So Sikong Yan remembered this day very clearly.

When coming here for training, Sikong Yan prepared hygiene products for Xiao Jiaojiao.

Given the carefree personality of his little princess, she probably wouldn't think about these things.

Ask her to prepare sanitary napkins and pajamas in advance, for fear that the sun will rise from the west.

She herself said that she borrowed it from her teammates in the dormitory the previous few times.

Just get one here and one there, and that's it.

Hearing this, Sikong Yan shook his head.

Forget it, what else can I expect Xiao Jiaojiao to do? She doesn't care about her own affairs, so I can only rely on him to take care of her a little more.

Seeing that Lu Yiling had not returned for a long time, Sikong Yan began to suspect that something had happened to Lu Yiling.

Sikong Yan walked towards the bathroom with his backpack on his back.

Seeing Xiao Jiaojiao standing at the door of the bathroom, he doubted his life and frowned.

what happened?

Stuck?

Standing in military posture at the door of the bathroom, she doesn't mind the smell.

Sikong Yan hurried over, a hint of helplessness flashing in his eyes: "What's wrong?"

"Is that coming?"

“…”

When Lu Yiling turned around and saw Sikong Yan, a hint of joy flashed in his eyes.

But when he thought about what Sikong Yan had done today, Chaotianjiao started to act up again.

Ignore Sikong Yan.

After turning around to look at him, he snorted coldly and left the back of his head and the mushroom head to Sikong Yan.

Sikong Yan knew that Xiao Jiaojiao was angry and would settle the score later.

Hey!

But there is no way.

I could only coax her in a low voice: "Okay, okay, don't be angry anymore!"

"Didn't we agree that the base's affairs should be handled impartially? I'm the captain and you're a member of the team. You can't bring the base's emotions home and affect our relationship!"

"Come home, I'll be your dear husband!"

"Be good, don't be angry, don't be angry, is your period coming? Do you need a sanitary napkin?"

"..."

Lu Yiling said with a cold face: "Report, it's training time!"

"Please don't get too close to the team members!"

"stay away from me!"

“…”

Sikong Yan's voice softened: "Lingling!"

“Wife!!!!”

"Wife..."

"..."

Damn, it’s that trick again.

Nasty to death.

Lu Yiling really wanted to use his cell phone to record this scene for Sikong Yan, so that the other team members could see his introverted and reserved character.

Unfortunately, Lu Yiling doesn’t have a cell phone.

Even if she had a cell phone, she wouldn't really do that.

Although Chaotianjiao acts like a spoiled brat every day, he only acts like a spoiled brat for Sikong Yan, and he is very sensible.

Won't do anything out of line.

A little trick to please her will only make Sikong Yan love her more. It will not seriously hurt others, nor will it damage the image of Captain Sikong Yan.

That's why Sikong Yan indulged her even more.

Lu Yiling said with a cold face, "I don't know which one is the women's restroom!"

"I don't know what the person who designed the toilet was thinking. Is he mentally ill?"

"Waterfall Viewing Pavilion and Rain Listening Pavilion, how do I know which one is the women's restroom and which one is the men's restroom?"

“…”

Sikong Yan's eyes flashed with helplessness: "Wife, the waterfall viewing pavilion is the men's restroom, and the rain listening pavilion is the women's restroom!"

“…”

Lu Yiling: "How do you know? What if I'm wrong?"

“…”

Sikong Yan: "Wife, men on the left and women on the right, you can't go wrong. Some places still use the names from the Tang Dynasty, Dongsi or Dongsi!"

“…”

Lu Yiling seemed to understand, but not quite. For her, it was a bit difficult to comprehend the profound Chinese culture.

Forget it, she can’t hold it in anymore.

Let’s talk about it after we go in.

But she didn't expect that she would start yelling loudly within a minute after Lu Yiling went in.

"Hubby, hubby, I want...I want a sanitary napkin!"

"There's no one in the bathroom, please bring it in!"

“…”

Sikong Yan at the door:......

"Come out and get it!"

"I'm right at the door!"

"..."

In the bathroom, Lu Yiling looked cunning: "Send it in, there's no one in the bathroom!"

"Send it in!"

“…”

Sikong Yan was speechless, but there was nothing he could do. He looked around but didn't see any female team member coming over. He resigned himself to his fate, took out a small package of sanitary napkins from his backpack, and gave it to Lu Yiling in the women's restroom.

Just when Sikong Yan came out of the restroom, he happened to meet a female passenger who was also using the restroom.

Seeing Sikong Yan was stunned.

Backed out immediately.

Oh my god, she went to the wrong bathroom?

so far so good!

The female passenger blushed and ran to the bathroom nearby.

Sikong Yan: ...