When Xiao Jiaojiao cried, the soldier king led the team to kill like crazy

Chapter 286 How about getting the certificate in the afternoon?

The people of the Lu family didn't take it seriously.

After all, this kind of thing happens all the time.

At home, Lu Jiaojiao and Lu Yihe often fight with each other. As long as they are at home, the whole Lu family will be in chaos.

Therefore, the people of the Lu family have gotten used to it.

Plus, last night, Lu Yiling brought his son-in-law home to sleep.

Everyone in the Lu family knew that there might be another disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, so the scream was ignored by everyone.

Not at all a serious matter.

Only Mr. Lu came to Lu Yihe's door and knocked.

"What the hell are you yelling about!"

"Hurry up and get up!"

"Your sister and brother-in-law have already returned from their morning exercise, but you are still lying on the bed!"

"It's worthless!"

“…”

After Sikong Yan came to the Lu family last night, he played several games of chess with the old man.

The old man was very happy.

Look, look at this grandson-in-law, he really wins his heart.

That little bastard is unreliable, it would be nice to marry him as a husband.

At night, Mr. Lu lay in bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep, and began to worry about Lu Yihe's marriage.

Otherwise, he also arranged a marriage for that bastard Lu Yihe?

Look at Lingling and her husband, aren’t they very happy now?

Do you want to do it again?

So, when he heard the noise, Mr. Lu came to find Lu Yihe.

Standing in front of Lu Yihe's door, he began to mutter: "This is my grandson, Lu Yihe, he will lie on the bed before 11 o'clock! He is 28 years old and not married, but he is not worried about being single. He is happy and free every day, and he can earn and spend. He spends 180 a day. He has a nanny who is his mother. She buys groceries, cooks and takes care of the family, and gives him pocket money at the end of the month."

"Lu Yihe, get up and change your diaper!"

"Old boy, your posture is wrong, turn over and go back to sleep!"

“…”

This was a joke from the Internet that Mr. Si told him to listen to.

Remembered by Mr. Lu.

How come it fits the bastard at home so well?

So, early in the morning, Mr. Lu started muttering at the door of Lu Yihe's room.

He has a very good memory and remembers every word.

Mr. Lu didn't know that the room across the door was in a mess.

Lu Yihe screamed and looked at Ji Tinglan beside him with horror.

Oh shit!

what happened.

Why did a woman grow out of his bed?

what....

Help.

Just when Lu Yihe was about to speak, Old Man Lu came and knocked on the door, scaring the two people on the bed so much that they dared not move.

Oh my god, why is the old man here?

Ji Tinglan also looked nervous.

There was a hint of guilt in his eyes.

It is a kind of guilty feeling after doing something bad.

Yes, she came here on her own.

Last night, after she found Lu Yihe at the bar, she did not alert him but waited there.

Lu Yihe didn't go home until midnight after he had almost finished drinking.

Ji Tinglan followed in the car.

Because he was going home in the middle of the night, Lu Yihe did not dare to go through the main gate of the Lu family. If he was caught by Mr. Lu at this time, and he went out to fool around again, he would definitely have his legs broken.

By then, baseball bats might be a little thinner.

The hoe fits.

So, Lu Yihe took the back door.

He tiptoed back to the room, but he didn't know that Ji Tinglan followed him stealthily back to the Lu family.

The drunk Lu Yihe never thought that something like this would happen even after he returned home.

It is said that home is a warm harbor. After returning home, most people will relax their vigilance, and Lu Yihe is no exception.

Therefore, he didn't even notice that there was a big wolf following him.

The Lu family’s security system is very advanced. In fact, when Ji Tinglan followed Lu Yihe back, they had already been discovered.

Thanks to Lu Yiling.

The person Ji Tinglan should thank most is Lu Yiling, her fake best friend, who knew about Ji Tinglan's plan long ago.

Even if she didn't follow Lu Yihe back to the Lu family, she could still sneak into Lu Yihe's room.

Xiao Jiaojiao will open a back door for her.

He even went so far as to cut into the Lu family's security system to protect the little Loli.

"Are you really going to kill Lu Yihe?"

“…”

Ji Tinglan: "Impossible, I'm not stupid!"

"Just pretending!"

"What if Lu Yihe doesn't take responsibility? Wouldn't I be at a disadvantage?"

"Just lie and wait until you succeed!"

"..."

Knowing Ji Tinglan's plan, Lu Yiling breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s better if it’s not true.

Otherwise, if Lu Yihe knew that she was an accomplice, he would have to kill her.

At this time, on the bed in Lu Yihe's room, the two people were looking at each other in bewilderment.

No one dared to speak or make any sound.

I was afraid that Mr. Lu outside the door would hear it.

In fact, Ji Tinglan really wanted Mr. Lu to rush in and see that they had done what they wanted. In this way, she should be able to take down Lu Yihe quickly.

However, Mr. Lu’s words were all talk and no action. He cursed for a while at the door and then left.

Hearing the footsteps gradually fading away, Lu Yihe turned around and stared at Ji Tinglan: "You...why are you in my bed!"

"Did we...did we...do anything?"

“…”

After Ji Tinglan came to her senses, she followed the trick Lu Yiling taught her and suddenly started crying: "Woo woo woo! o(╥﹏╥)o"

"What do you say?"

"What did we do? Wuwuwu...you...how could you do this to me!"

"How can I get married in the future?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

“…”

Lu Yihe was very drunk last night.

This is how he always drinks. No matter how much he drinks outside, you can't tell that he is drunk, and he won't show any signs of being drunk.

But as soon as I get home, I go to the bathroom and take a shower.

I started to feel dizzy and my head started to swell, and then the aftereffects started to set in.

It was also at this time that Ji Tinglan entered his room and hid behind the curtains.

Oh my god, Lingling really understands his brother.

She had anticipated everything. She was simply an expert in foresight.

When she came in at this time, Lu Yihe had indeed gone to the bathroom to take a shower and would not notice her.

After a while, Lu Yihe came out wrapped in a bath towel, lay on the bed and fell asleep.

Ji Tinglan, who was hiding behind the curtains, was dumbfounded when she saw this scene.

what....

Lu Yihe actually has eight abdominal muscles.

Oh my god, it's so fascinating.

Unexpectedly, her future husband would be so attractive after taking off his clothes.

Ji Tinglan waited until Lu Yihe's breathing stabilized before coming out from behind the curtain.

The poison from the spices had clearly been eliminated, but for some reason, after I walked to the bed, the familiar heat came back.

How to do!

She really wanted to deal with Lu Yihe and make it a fait accompli.

Hey.

Forget it.

If she really turned her fake play into reality and Lingling knew about it, she would probably kill her.

Ji Tinglan suppressed her restlessness, took off her clothes, and climbed onto Lu Yihe's bed.

Lu Yihe: "We...we probably didn't do anything!"

"..."

Ji Tinglan: "Wow, wow, wow, how could you not do anything!"

"I've done everything I should and shouldn't have done. Wuwuwuwu, you have to be responsible for me!"

“…”

Lu Yihe frowned, lowered his head and lifted the quilt. His expression became complicated.

"us....."

"Forget it, stop crying. It's already like this. I will take responsibility!"

"Let's go get the certificate this afternoon. Do you have any objection?"

“…”

Ji Tinglan shook her head.

Lu Yihe: "Okay, get the certificate this afternoon!"

"Well, you'll be my wife this afternoon. How about we... do it again?"

There is one more chapter that is stuck for review and will not be available tonight. It will probably be tomorrow. It may be because I am driving!!