met free Chapter 57: Sha Zhu said he wanted to outsmart others?
Chapter 57: Sha Zhu said he wanted to outsmart others?
"Uncle, what do you think this is?"
After arriving at Yi Zhonghai's house, Sha Zhu was so angry that he had no place to vent.
"What can we do about it? You're the only one to blame, right?"
"How can you admit in front of the cafeteria that you want to... that?"
"I don't even know how to say hello to you!" Yi Zhonghai sighed and was angry at his lack of fighting spirit.
Sha Zhu also had a look of regret on his face: "You can't blame me for this, uncle. It was that stinky boy Wang Hongtao who set me up."
"I was so confused by the questions I asked. I don't even know how I said that!"
Yi Zhonghai: "It's too late to say anything now. You should think about what to do in the future."
"I decided to keep my distance from the Jia family. If I continue like this, my reputation will be ruined." Sha Zhu said after hesitating for a long time.
"How can this be possible?!" Yi Zhonghai blurted out.
Now that Jia Dongxu is useless, you, Shazhu, are the most important link in my Yi Zhonghai Pension Service Center, and we must not decouple!
"Why not? People say that I, Sha Zhu, am trying to get someone to help. If I get close to the Jia family again, won't that prove the truth?" Sha Zhu answered stubbornly with his neck stiffened.
"Silly Zhu, just listen to your uncle's nonsense..."
"What?" Sha Zhu was so angry that he didn't hear clearly.
"What the uncle is saying is that you are actually ignoring people's hearts by doing this!"
"Think about it, Silly Zhu. As soon as the rumor spread, you took the initiative to distance yourself from the Jia family and not interact with each other. What will the neighbors think of you?"
Yi Zhonghai's eyes rolled and he started telling lies.
"They will definitely think that you, idiot, have been caught on camera and feel guilty!"
"You are just confirming that you have this idea by doing this, and you will stop helping me after being exposed?"
“What is this called?
This is called a guilty conscience!
This is called self-incrimination!
This is called trying to cover up one's own guilt!"
"Your name is Shazhu, but I don't think you are stupid at all. You would never do such a stupid thing."
"Yeah, silly!"
Sha Zhu nodded in agreement: "That's true."
"Then what do you think I should do?"
"Continue to support the Jia family, but other than that, keep your distance from Qin Huairu."
"what?!"
Sha Zhu's eyes widened, thinking, why should I help the Jia family when I'm already keeping my distance from Sister Qin?
Is it Tujia Zhangshi's fat pork belly or Tujia Dongxu's body full of shit and urine?
Yi Zhonghai knew what Sha Zhu was thinking. He gave Sha Zhu a meaningful look and said, "It's just for now. When the storm is over, the neighbors will have almost forgotten about it."
"Isn't Qin Huairu still..."
"Um?!"
I immediately understood. Isn't this just stewing chicken soup over low heat? Cover the lid tightly and simmer slowly until it's almost done...
then……
Jie Jie Jie
As expected, he is a great uncle!
Just understand me!
After making up his mind, Sha Zhu no longer suggested helping the Jia family.
"Okay, sir, I'll do as you say."
"The Liu family's matter is over, but I will never let Wang Hongtao and Xu Damao go! I won't be able to vent my anger until I get back at them!"
Yi Zhonghai's worries, which had just been put at ease, became tense again:
"Don't mess around!"
"Xu Damao is fine, but you may not be a match for Wang Hongtao."
Sha Zhu recalled the fierce fight that day and nodded in agreement. After fighting with Wang Hongtao several times, he knew that he was no match for Wang Hongtao.
"Don't worry, uncle. I know this truth."
"I won't openly clash with Wang Hongtao!"
After hearing this, Yi Zhonghai nodded with relief.
Sha Zhu narrowed his wise eyes and said seriously: "I plan to outsmart you!"
Yi Zhonghai:......
Hemp and wheat skin!
Are you wise?
After I praised you a few times, you even forgot your last name?
……
After returning to the house, Sha Zhu locked himself in the room, sat cross-legged, and tried hard to think of an idea.
He thought and thought, and finally he came up with a good idea!
Aren’t you guys spreading rumors that I’m stupid?
Huh, spreading rumors? It's like everyone knows that!
Wait and see how I save my face tomorrow!
……
It was late at night and everyone was asleep. Wang Hongtao estimated that everyone was almost asleep, so he tiptoed to the door of Xu's house.
“Knock knock…”
"sister in law!"
Wang Hongtao shouted softly through the crack in the door, so that most of the sound could be heard inside.
When Lou Xiao'e heard this, her face turned red with embarrassment and she simply hid her head in the quilt, trying not to hear anything.
Wang Hongtao waited for a moment and found no response, so he pushed gently again.
It didn't move, probably because the door was bolted. (The word "bolt" created by our ancestors is really insightful. You can imagine the shape of the bolt by looking at the word!)
But can this stump me?
Wang Hongtao took out a pair of chopsticks from his pocket and inserted them into the crack of the door. He clamped the door bolt with the two chopsticks and pulled it up. Then he twisted the chopsticks to rotate the door bolt ninety-four degrees, turning the door bolt from horizontal to vertical.
"crunch..."
The door opened.
Wang Hongtao slipped in and put the bolt back in, then shook his sore wrists.
Lou Xiao'e, who was lying on the kang, was nervous and excited: "Ah, how could this person be so shameless? He sneaked in even though the door was bolted!"
It’s really... too bad!
but……
"Huh? Sister-in-law fell asleep? No wonder you didn't respond when I called you." Wang Hongtao pretended to be curious.
Lou Xiao'e continued to stay in the quilt and pretend to sleep.
"Well, since he's asleep, forget it. But since I'm here, I have to hug him before I go back."
Lou Xiao'e breathed a sigh of relief.
……
"Um, why is this sister-in-law so cute when she's asleep? A kiss wouldn't be a problem, right?"
Wang Hongtao muttered softly, as if talking to himself.
"Come on!"
……
"Look at this sister-in-law, she doesn't even take off her coat when sleeping. How uncomfortable must she be? I'd better help her take it off..."
Lou Xiao'e felt warm in her heart.
"My outer clothes are dirty too, and I can't dirty the quilt, so I might as well take them off."
Lou Xiao'e:......
……
"It's still more comfortable to hug in underwear..."
...
……
"Hmm... An'er."
"You bad guy! Did you do this on purpose?!"
Lou Xiao'e was both embarrassed and angry!
How could Lou Xiao'e not understand Wang Hongtao's idea at this point? !
He must have known that he was pretending to be asleep and then pretended not to know.
I keep telling myself to just leave whatever happens, just leave whatever happens, to numb myself.
The result is that I don’t leave, and finally…
Ahhhhh! !! !!
How come there are still people like this?
Lou Xiao'e felt like she was not feeling well!
[Congratulations to the host for successfully breaking Lou Xiaoe's defense. The defense breaking level is A, and 240 defense breaking points are obtained. In addition, there are six small yellow croakers and forty large black croakers as rewards.]
As expected, you are Brother Tongzi!
I know it’s not easy for the host to earn some hard-earned money!
"Eh? Sister-in-law, you're not asleep? I thought you were asleep?!"
Lou Xiao'e groaned: "You're just pretending! I don't believe you don't know!"
"Sister-in-law, you are wrongly accusing me. I really didn't know it before!"
"But now that you're awake, then..."
……
After the incident, Wang Hongtao stayed in bed and didn't want to leave:
"I'm so tired and have no strength left. How about sleeping here tonight?"
Lou Xiao'e didn't know where she got the strength from: "No! You can't spend the night here, what if someone finds out..."
"But I really don't have the strength to move!" Wang Hongtao pretended to be pitiful.
"Tsk, who would believe that someone who can drive a big truck doesn't have this much endurance?!"
"Get up quickly!"
Lou Xiao'e's precise logic stumped Wang Hongtao. How could you know that truck drivers have good physical strength?
But Wang will naturally not admit it. Knowing the mistake but not admitting it, admitting the mistake but not correcting it, isn’t this my motto, Wang?
So Wang Hongtao said seriously: "I really don't blame my sister-in-law!"
"It's mainly because you are so charming, sister-in-law."
"I told you to say it! I told you to say it!"
Wang Hongtao's flirtatious remarks once again refreshed Lou Xiaoe's three views, and she pulled out a pillow and threw it at Wang Hongtao.
"Stop, stop!"
"Sister-in-law, please keep your voice down. If others hear you, they might think I did something to you!"
"You haven't done anything to me yet? You..."
"Stop!" Wang Hongtao suddenly put on a serious expression:
"By the way, sister-in-law, do you know why the grain production has decreased so severely in the past two years?"
"Why?" It was rare to see Wang Hongtao so serious, and Silly Goose was frightened.
Lou Xiao'e didn't understand why the man who just seemed so shameless and rogue suddenly turned his attention to the people's livelihood?
Her intuition told her that this guy must not have held his fart well.
"Because dry land always needs rain to nourish it, only in this way can it bring vitality and give birth to new life. This is the way of heaven, the origin of all things."
"So since Big Hat is away, it's my responsibility to take care of my sister-in-law!"
Lou Xiao'e pursed her lips and looked at Wang Hongtao with disdain: "You are the one who deserves it? You are not a talented person, right?"
……
Then the two of them played and joked around, which was quite pleasant.
After the fight, Wang Hongtao finally stayed by virtue of his persistence and shameless spirit of making jokes, and did not sneak back until the next morning.