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Chapter 574 The Matchmaker of Liujia Village
then.
One afternoon a few days later.
An uninvited guest arrived in the thatched house - Liu the matchmaker from Liujia Village.
She said that she had gone to Liujia Village to propose marriage to her cousin Li's parents at Bai Ran's request.
After hearing this, the two of them and the egg were all stunned.
At once……
It's quite different from the original score.
Bai Ran was still in surprise, but Shi Jin had already prepared a small stool and melon seeds.
Already started taking it.
It turns out that this cousin Li is really capable of getting things done!
Judging from her posture, is she planning to force herself on Bai Ran?
Hey!
ambitious!
have a thought!
He's a great material for being a screenwriter!
I’m rooting for you!
But I don’t know how Bai Ran will respond next.
The assorted melon seeds make a crunchy sound when you crackle them.
Listening to Matchmaker Liu babble on and on about how good Cousin Li is and how good she is at living.
Occasionally she would go up and say a few words, but in the end Bai Ran was so angry that her face turned as red as the bottom of a pot.
However, Shijin was completely unaware of this, and she even advised Bairan afterwards.
She told him to consider getting married and having a child.
After all, when he becomes a father himself, won't he be able to directly experience what father-son love is?
Bai Ran: ...
do not know why.
He suddenly regained the feeling of picking up a knife and chopping people in the secret tomb.
Where's his knife?
In the end, Matchmaker Liu was beaten out.
However, the person who beat him was not Bai Ran, but Li's father.
As soon as Mr. Li heard that Liu the matchmaker was coming to propose marriage.
He was so angry that he immediately grabbed the big broom for sweeping the yard and rushed over.
When I arrived, I happened to hear Matchmaker Liu saying that Bai Ran and Cousin Li were a perfect match made in heaven.
He was so angry that he seemed to be possessed by Zhao Zilong, and he swung the broom vigorously.
He chased her all the way and beat Liu the matchmaker out of Lijia Village.
His hitting really hurts.
Matchmaker Liu was in so much pain that she didn't even dare to stop to pick up her shoes when they fell off.
After chasing the people away, Li's father dragged Bai Ran out with a fearless look on his face.
He originally wanted to carry it.
But firstly, he was not tall enough, and secondly, he really didn't dare to do it.
Then the two of them talked privately and directly excluded the assorted items.
Assorted is not curious either.
What else can they talk about?
It's nothing more than Li's father nagging and educating Bai Ran.
As the saying goes, there are no parents in the world who don’t nag.
Wouldn't it be nice to let him feel the father-son love again?
Assorted people were leisurely eating melon seeds.
By the way, I also chatted with Maodan in my sea of consciousness.
She was bored, so she asked Maodan to check what cousin Li was doing.
Maodan has a lot of energy now anyway.
Besides, he could practice on his own, so he didn't hesitate any more and went to check for Shijin directly.
Upon checking, Maodan was shocked.
I'm kidding!
What is this cousin Li doing?
She was actually trying on a wedding dress!
Maodan is going crazy.
It doesn't want its immortal father to marry such a stupid thing as its mother!
After trying on the wedding dress.
Cousin Li pulled out another booklet from under the bed.
Maodan looked at it curiously, and then his eyes lit up instantly!
Shijin looked confused.
"What are you doing, Maodan? What's wrong? Did you see the secret book of growing wings?"
Maodan: "No! I saw pornographic pictures!"
Assorted:!
"Let me see it! Let me see it too!"
Maodan: "Not enough energy, can't transmit the image back!"
Shijin: "Then please describe the exciting part to me!"
Maodan: "Oh wow! She is watching the new version of Old Man Pushing the Cart now!
Tsk tsk. This man is so handsome! Such a small waist and such a nice butt! Tsk tsk! "
Assorted face full of stars!
"Jun Jun Jun? How handsome is he? As handsome as your immortal father?"
Maodan looked very proud: "Of course not! In this whole world, who can be more handsome than my immortal father?"
Assorted continued efforts:
"What about that little waist and hips! Are they as perky as your immortal father's?"
Hairy eggs:
"No! Immortal Daddy's butt is still more perky! And Immortal Daddy's legs are longer!
Oh no! Now Cousin Li is looking at the picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water again!
Although it is blocked by water, you can still see that the man in the painting is a bit small. "
Shijin became curious again: "How small? Smaller than your immortal father?"
Maodan: "How should I know this? I have never seen the Immortal Father... Eh? Have you, the host, seen him?"
Shijin: "Of course I have! I used to bounce around and even got rid of crow's feet!"
Maodan: "When?"
Assorted: "Just the secret tomb... (several thousand words omitted here)
I tell you, he was very small back then! Probably only this big!"
talking.
Shijin used his hand to gesture the size of a peanut shell.
But when I looked up.
But she happened to see Bai Ran standing beside her with a cold look.
Assorted: ...
Oops.
It is indeed a bit dangerous to complain about others behind their backs.
Maodan was still talking incessantly about the erotic pictures in various chapters.
Bai Ran did not stop him.
I was indifferent at first, but later I became curious.
Assorted: ...
Let Bai Ran listen to this kind of thing with this face...
Why do I feel like Bai Ran has been tarnished?
Ok.
Anyway, it’s not the first time he’s been defiled.
Thinking back to the time when Elder Huanye Zonghong and her Dinglu had intercourse in the woods, Bai Ran's eyes had already been defiled.
Later, Cousin Li was called out by her father to cook.
Maodan felt that there was no need to waste energy on such things, so he stopped watching.
Seeing that there was nothing more to listen to, Bai Ran began to settle the score with Shi Jinqiu.
I saw his tall body slightly bent, leaning towards Shijin.
A pair of puzzled and angry eyes looked at her.
Asked: "You just said I was small? Huh?"
Assorted: ...
"I, I, I, I didn't! I was just talking about how you were small when you were still a little peanut shell!"
suddenly.
Assorted realized again.
The four words "small peanut shells" seem to be a taboo for white dyeing.
So she quickly shut up.
She stopped talking and decided to start pretending to be mute!
The slight anger on Bai Ran's face intensified: "Do you care so much about whether I am young or not?
What? Could it be that my size has any effect on you? "
Assorted: ...
Wow.
Although I know Bai Ran has no other intentions, I can't help but think of something wrong!
So to her, these words sounded like they had a hidden meaning!
But when Shijin thought that he was now a man, his anus immediately tightened!
What are you thinking about!
But it’s not okay to do gay stuff!
She is straight!
She also has a mission!
She still has to sleep with Yao Chi Duo Duo!
At this time, Li's father came back.
He had originally planned to leave after talking to Bai Ran, but halfway through the journey, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his broom.
So I had to go back and get it.
However, it was his divine turn around that broke the awkward atmosphere between the two and accurately saved Shijin.
Shijin secretly gave Li's father a thumbs up.
Father Li glared at Shijin irritably, his expression full of frustration and anger.
Assorted:?