future hunt

Chapter 344 Plagiarizing Conan

Chapter 344 Plagiarizing Conan

At around ten o'clock in the morning, the door of Mi's house opened.

A girl was wearing a low-cut long dress with fluttering long hair.She opened the door, first poked her head around, looked around, and then walked out.

She walked lightly to the elevator.Unexpectedly, at the elevator entrance, she saw two men in black yawning and looking furtively in the direction of Mi's house.

The girl was taken aback for a moment, then swaggered down the elevator and walked in.

The two men in black were not suspicious at all, and continued to monitor in the dark, but they didn't realize that the object they wanted to monitor, Mi Kaka, had already descended from the elevator.

That's right.This girl is Mikaka pretending to be.

He happened to take advantage of his daughter's identity and dress up as a girl, just like that.

hey-hey.Didn't expect it.My Mikaka is still very smart!

Mikaka is proud of herself.

Walking out of the apartment building, sure enough, he found the figure of the man in black on the street again.About five people were standing under the lamp post, chatting about something.Among them was a man in black, Mi Kaka recognized him, that was the one with long blond hair, his name was Gin Wine.

It seems that this group of people came prepared.Mikaka was secretly surprised.However, fortunately, he used this trick to transform himself.When Mikaka walked past the group of people a little proudly, they still couldn't recognize them.

whee.The camouflage is perfect!

Unexpectedly, just after walking not far away, suddenly, a figure rushed up from behind.

And, at the same time, shouted: "Oh hi! Mikaka!"

Wow!Mikaka almost sat on the ground with her feet limp.God, recognized?

No, this voice is very familiar.

Mikaka looked back, damn it!The person who jumped on his back like a cat is Xia Zao.

This girl, do you want to kill me?But why is she here?

Sure enough, the people from Qin Jiu looked over, Qin Jiu took the cigarette out of his mouth, narrowed his eyes, and obviously began to doubt.

"I'm not Mi Kaka!" Mi Kaka quickly denied.

Xia Zao'an laughed loudly, "Stop pretending, I will recognize you even when you turn into ashes! You are Xiangyun High School..."

Xia Zao'an wanted to make a long speech, but Mi Kaka covered her mouth with her hand.

This carefree guy, how could he hide a secret!

"Shut up!" Mikaka yelled in a low voice.

Look at the other end again, it's over, the people from Gin Jiu have become suspicious, and walked over here.

Is his identity about to be revealed?

Fortunately, Xia Zao'an was not completely stupid, she also looked back, and quietly asked: "What are those people doing?"

"It's the man in black who chased me down! I disguised myself as a woman just to avoid them!"

"So it is! Oh oh!"

"Oh, you're a dead head! It's all because of you, and I'm going to be fucked up now!"

"Don't worry. I'm here!" Xia Zaoan also has a lot of tricks. This time she pretended to be friendly and hugged Mi Kaka's shoulders, and changed her address, "Chiyoko, I'm just kidding you. Come here, Are you looking for your scumbag boyfriend Mikaka?"

"..." This time Xia Zao'an used a trick to cover up troubles, but there is no need to portray Mi Kaka as a scumbag.

Xia Zao'an was still chattering, continuing to smear, "You just dumped that scumbag! I saw him cheating on a girl from Sakura Girls High School the day before yesterday! You need to see if he has hidden an extra cell phone. Now A scumbag is in power! Maybe, he also likes to play multiplayer sports!"

"Enough!" Mi Kaka couldn't bear it anymore, "It's fine to say I'm a scumbag, but I won't allow it if I say I play sports together!"

"What's wrong with multiplayer sports. Aren't you on the basketball team? Playing basketball is such a healthy multiplayer sport!"

"..."

Mikaka held his forehead and suddenly felt a headache.

Good morning this summer, I really can't help her.

However, her tricks don't seem to be working.Because, those people from Gin got closer.

Even, Gin put his hand directly on Mikaka's shoulder.

He asked, "Hey, you..."

"Huh? Brother, do you have anything to do with me?" Mi Kaka turned her head around, flaunting his big chest delicately.

Gin Jiu glanced at the naked body exposed by his deep V skirt, resisted the impulse, and asked, "Do you know Mi Kaka?"

If you say you don't know each other, isn't that contradicting Xia Zao'an's line just now?Therefore, Mi Kaka had no choice but to cooperate with the plot just now, and said: "I know him. He is my boyfriend. But he is a scumbag. He is with me and flirts with others. I am here today to break up with him." drop!"

"Uh..." After hearing what he said, Gin focused on Mi Kaka for a few more minutes.

The man in black next to him pulled the gin aside and whispered.

I vaguely heard them whispering: "Why do I feel that this girl looks a bit like that Mikaka?"

"But she is a woman."

"Maybe it's a man disguised as a woman!"

This group of people were chattering, and Mi Kaka's heart skipped a beat: Oh my God, have you been seen through?

But at this time, Xia Zao'an came out to steal the show again.

She said, "Mikaka, stand still."

"what?"

"These people have already suspected you. There is only one way to convince them!"

"Eh?"

When Mi Kaka was still stupid and didn't know what tricks she was going to use, Xia Zao'an suddenly shouted at the Gin group, "Hey, look over here! There are good things to see!"

Um?Qin Jiu and others, stop discussing and look over.

Xia Zaoan grabbed Mi Kaka's deep V suspender skirt, pulled it to the sides, and slipped away!His big chest... was exposed.

There should be a mosaic here!

"Yeah!" Mi Kaka covered her chest with her hands and yelled in panic! "Ya Butterfly!"

As for Gin and the others, when they saw Mi Kaka's chest, they spurted out nosebleeds one by one, almost bleeding to death.Sure enough, cats are also lustful!Seeing this passionate scene, who can hold it? !

But this time, they completely believed that this Mikaka was a woman.

That surging figure cannot be faked.

"Hurry up!?" Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xia Zao'an took Mikakala away.

Poor Mikaka, I feel like betraying my body.He cried and pulled up his clothes.Sorry.If I had known earlier, I would have changed into a normal set of clothes.But in mother's closet, only this sexy skirt suits his figure.

"Damn it. What did you do just now!"

The two walked and chatted.

Xia Zao'an also said confidently: "I'm not here for you. You should thank me now. If it wasn't for me, you would have been arrested long ago."

"I want to thank you. You think well!" Mikaka had not yet charged her with the crime.She wanted him to thank her instead? ! !

"However. What's the matter with those men in black?" Xia Zao'an asked again, "Why did they chase you down?!"

"It's a long story."

"Where are you going when you're dressed like this?"

"It's a long story."

"Go to hell!" Xia Zao'an wanted to strangle him to death, "Say it quickly!"

"Okay, okay!" This girl was too violent, and Mi Kaka couldn't beat her, so he had to tell the truth.

Tell me about his experience of meeting the man in black at the playground.

After listening, Xia Zaoan scratched her head: "Why is this exactly the same as the famous scene in Conan?"

"That's right. There's also a guy named Edogawa Kopo who looks similar to Conan-kun."

"Wow! Xiaopo Edogawa, that's something to see and see." Xia Zao'an was suddenly in high spirits.

"This is your Maori detective agency. Do you know where it is?"

Mi Kaka took out the business card, and Xia Zaoan took it over to look at it. The address on the business card said, "It's just across from my house!"

"No way. Such a coincidence?"

wait yo.Are you a Maori detective agency?It was only then that Xia Zao'an remembered that in the dilapidated building opposite her Miaomiao Co., Ltd., it seemed that a new company had really opened in the past few days.Because it was inconspicuous, she didn't pay attention.

Could it be that detective agency?

After they left, Gin and the others took off their disguises and turned back into cat shapes.

Sure enough, it was Xiao Hei's gang of cats who changed.

Xiao Hei touched the blood on his nose and said, "Oh my god. It's so exciting. I didn't expect Mikaka to have such a good figure."

Xiao Huang said: "It's really a feast for the eyes! Although it's not suitable for children!"

Xiaobai said: "I really should have used my mobile phone to take pictures! I regret it!"

When these male cats were discussing like no one else, they didn't know that there was another cat who was angry.

As Xiao Hei's daughter-in-law, how could Xiao Hua endure his mental infidelity?

"Scum boy! How dare you peek at other girls in front of me! Meow!"

Xiaohua showed her cat's claws, and rushed towards Xiaohei...

After a while, Xia Zaoan and Mi Kaka appeared downstairs in your Maori Detective Agency.

I thought Meow Meow Co., Ltd. was old.Unexpectedly, this Youtiao Maori Detective Agency is even more dilapidated and old, and it feels like the building is about to collapse when walking up the stairs.Such a dilapidated building is actually rented out to open a detective agency?

Xia Zaoan said cautiously, "Mikaka, you won't be cheated."

"No way." Mi Kaka was not sure, "But, that kid is really powerful."

The two of them were talking, and they reached the second floor.

There is only one room on the second floor.There is a crooked plaque hanging on the door, which seems to be a wooden sign picked up from a garbage dump, with [You Tiao Maori Detective Agency] written on it with a brush.How rudimentary? ! ! !

That's not counting.

Mi Kaka was about to ring the doorbell, when a small broken voice suddenly came from inside, "Don't ring the doorbell!"

Why didn't you tell me sooner!

As soon as Mi Kaka pressed down with her finger, her whole body was electrocuted.

"Ahhhhh!" The electric current passed through his whole body, electrifying his skeleton.

Fortunately, Xia Zao'an saved his life with a wooden stick in time.

It's a pity that Mikaka has already been electrocuted to seven or eight matures. Add some seasoning, cut it and serve it on the table.

He was smoking all over and sitting on the steps.

Xia Zaoan poked with her finger, "Mikaka, are you still alive?"

"I'm only half breathed."

"Mikaka, sometimes I admire you. You can't die every time. Your physique is comparable to Xiaoqiang."

"Stop praising me..."

Mikaka wiped away tears.

The bad luck system in his body reminded again, "Congratulations, my bad luck value has increased by another 30 points."

Hmm... Can this shitty system be turned off... Mi Kaka suddenly feels a little disgusted with it.

Chattering all day long, who knows when he will be able to change back to a god.

And inside the house, Xiaopo's voice came out again, "Isn't he dead? Come in if you're not dead."

Mikaka stood up tremblingly.

With a strong body and a strong will, he decided to walk through that iron gate!

"Huh? Why can't it be opened?"

Mikaka held the doorknob and pulled it, but the iron door remained motionless.

Xia Zao'an said, "Could it be pushing in?"

Mikaka said, "No." Because he tried to push it in, but it couldn't be pushed at all.

There was a small broken voice inside, a little mocking, "I can't even open the door. Hey..."

This guy is too arrogant.

Mikaka will not be underestimated.He didn't believe it, and couldn't open the iron door.So, he grabbed the doorknob with both hands, kicked the wall with his foot, and then pulled it out hard, using his strength to suck.

Huh?It seems to be able to pull it off.

Huh?Something is wrong!Why did the door fall off in one piece!

"Boom!" As the iron door crashed to the ground, a cloud of dust kicked up.

As for Mi Kaka, she was under the entire iron door.Only the exposed hands twitched twice, and then stopped moving.

"Mikaka! Be stronger!" Xia Zao'an finally pulled Mikaka out from under the iron gate and supported him.Mikaka was dying, spitting blood from the mouth, and it seemed that his life was not long.

Xia Zaoan hurriedly asked: "Mikaka, if you have any last words, you can tell me! For example, bank card password or something. If you still have deposits, I can help you spend them! You know, the worst thing in life Even if the person is dead, the money is still there!"

Mi Kaka grabbed Xia Zao'an's hand, and her lips moved weakly: "Xia Zao'an, after I die, please help me take care of my mother. If it is convenient, I will leave those debts to you to inherit. "

"Go to hell!" Xia Zao'an threw him away.

Are you sick?Want her to help him pay off his debts?

Hurry up and die!

At this time, a small figure appeared.

Isn't he just Xiaopo?

Xiao Po stood on the iron gate, looked at the sickly Mikaka, adjusted his glasses, "Hey. How stupid. I can't even open the door."

Mi Kaka was so angry that Xianyu turned over, "Damn it, what kind of broken door is this, and I can't open the door?!"

"My dear, this door is a side sliding door. It doesn't open inward or outward, but to the side."

"Damn..." Mikaka's blood volume is only a little...

Who would have expected that this door would be so cunning!

"Okay. Come in quickly. Everyone is waiting for you!" Xiao Po waved to Mi Kaka and Xia Zao'an.

"Wait!" Xia Zao'an suddenly stared at Xiao Po, "Could it be that..."

Xiao Po was a little nervous, "Me?"

Xia Zao'an sneered, "It's fine to lie to others, but not to me! I've already seen through your identity."

Xiao Po was secretly surprised: Could it be that this cat girl really saw it?

It is said that cats have a particularly sensitive sense of smell.

If his true identity is discovered, it may have an impact on his plan.

If necessary, keep her mouth shut.

However, Xia Zaoan's next sentence made Xiao Po dumbfounded, "You are Conan! Don't try to lie to me! I have watched Conan for more than 20 years! I am your old fan! Conan-kun!"

"..." Hehe, I really overestimated her...

Xiao Po wiped his sweat secretly, and then said, "I'm not Conan."

"It's not that strange. Don't hide your identity. As an old fan, I have a few questions I want to ask you."

"..."

"The first question, why are you still a primary school student after more than 20 years. This is unscientific!"

"That's what the plot needs. If it's done normally, Conan is now an uncle... Which reader wants to see an uncle as the protagonist!"

"That's true. Then, the second question, why do you die every time you appear on the stage? Do you have a king skill called 'Anyone who gets close to me will die'? Is this why you are called the pupil of the God of Death!"

"...That's all rumors. Next question please!"

"Then, I will ask the readers the most concerned question, who is the big boss behind the scenes. Is it really Dr. A Li as the rumors say!"

"You ask me...I ask who to..."

Xiao Po is also heartbroken to meet such a bastard. "Can you stop talking. Come in."

"Okay." Xia Zao'an supported Mi Kaka, who was half paralyzed, and dragged him into the detective agency.

When they went in, they were both dumbfounded.

In the room besides Xiao Po, there are Mao Lilan, Mori Kogoro, Police Officer Megure, Haibara Ai...

A whole big live-action Conan parody.

Xiao Po said: "These are my assistants."

Mao Lilan walked over, "Hello. I am beautiful and kung fu coexist..."

Before the introduction was over, Xia Zaoan pretended to be smart, "I know you. Aren't you Xiaolan!"

"No. What are you talking about? I'm Kudo Shinichi."

"..." Hey, I haven't seen Conan yet.

But if she insists on saying that she is Kudo Shinichi, then she can only be called Kudo Shinichi similar to Mao Lilan.

It was Mori Kogoro's turn, and his self-introduction was: "Hello everyone. I'm Sonoko."

"..."

Sonoko who looks like Mori Kogoro...? ? ?

And Haihara Ai, she claimed: "Don't be fooled by my appearance. Actually, I am Dr. Ali."

All right.Xia Zaoan and Mi Kaka are familiar with the routines of these people.

Before Officer Meguro introduced, Mikaka interjected first and said, "Stop talking. I know. You must not be Officer Megure. Tell me. What's your name."

"What are you talking about, kid. I'm Police Officer Megure."

Officer Megure, who looks like Officer Megure...why is he not so gregarious!

Suddenly, Xia Zaoan walked up to the group of anime characters, sniffed desperately with his nose, "Huh? You have a familiar smell."

"Is there? That must be your illusion." Mori Kogoro laughed, took out the perfume and sprayed it wildly.

"Ah Choo! Ah Choo!" Xia Zao'an was so smoked that she sneezed wildly. "What are you doing?"

"I don't think the air in this room is very good. So, put on some perfume. You don't mind."

Isn't it to cover up the cat smell on them?

If it weren't for this, Xia Zao'an would definitely have sniffed out their true identities as Xiao Hei, Xiao Hua, Xiao Huang, and Xiao Bai!

Fortunately, Xiao Hei, who has transformed into Kogoro Mori, is quick-witted and knows how to cover up with perfume.

Xia Zao'an really didn't see through.

Xiao Po also took the opportunity to change the subject, "Mikaka, you came to see me today. You should let me deal with the men in black organization."

"Of course! They're after me!"

"As I said before, you are their target."

"Xiao Po..." Mi Kaka was about to say, but Xiao Po stretched out his hand, beckoning him, "Don't call me Xiao Po, call me Detective Xiao Po."

"..."

Hello!Are you addicted to copying Detective Conan? ! ! !

Mi Kaka complained in his heart, but Xiao Po said, "Do you want to say in your heart that I am copying Detective Conan?"

"No no! Absolutely not!"

"Don't deny it! I've deduced what's in your heart a long time ago!" Xiao Po pushed his glasses, showing an expression of seeing through your inner world.

Mi Kaka was silent, thinking: This brat, can he really reason?

At this time, Xiao Po said again: "Are you questioning my reasoning ability? Don't forget, I even reasoned out that you are a woman."

"How dare I question you..." Mi Kaka was a little weak.

However, Xia Zaoan said: "Meow meow. If you are Detective Conan, then, help me reason."

"Okay. What are you trying to reason about?"

Xia Zaoan tapped her chin with her finger and said, "Just help me reason, when will I get rich!"

"...???"

Can this thing be deduced?

Xiao Po really did the math and said, "I figured it out. You've been poor all your life."

"Ah bah bah! Your reasoning is too low!" Xia Zao'an absolutely didn't believe it, she never had the good fortune to be Bai Fumei in her life!

Mi Kaka said, "Good morning Xia, can you be serious?"

Xiao Po said: "If you don't trust me, then I won't be able to help you."

"Let's go!" Xia Zao'an carelessly pulled Mi Kaka to leave.She was pissed off by Xiao Po's reasoning just now.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, Xiao Po suddenly shouted, "Be careful!"

Following the sound, he threw Mikaka down.

At the same time, "chug chug!"

A shuttle of bullets shot into the detective agency.Everyone was so frightened that they fell to the ground and hid under the windows one after another.

And Mikaka was so frightened that she almost lost control of her urine.

Xiao Po sneaked his head to look at the roof opposite, and said coldly, "It's the man in black! They really wanted your life!"

Mikaka covered her head, "Whoa! Why is it me again? My fate is too miserable!"

Xia Zaoan pushed him: "It's okay for you to be miserable, but don't get me involved!"

However, this group of people hid under the window for a while, and the gunshots did not rang out again.

Xia Zao'an asked Xiao Po in a low voice: "What's the situation now."

Xiao Po took out a mirror and observed the situation of the opposite roof through reflection.

He breathed a sigh of relief: "The other party seems to have escaped."

At this time, everyone dared to get up.

Xiao Po raised his hands, "Look. Mikaka, the men in black organization will not let you go. What do you think?"

Mi Kaka had been scared to death long ago, "Brother Po, you can say whatever you want."

"In that case, sign this contract."

"What contract."

"After signing this contract, I will be responsible for your safety in the future. However, you must obey my words. I tell you to go east, but you cannot go west. My words are the imperial decree. Do you understand?"

The more I listened, the more I felt that the contract he proposed was an unequal treaty.Mi Kaka flipped through the content of the contract, and wanted to complain, the rules and regulations on it were even harsher than the contract of sale.

"Don't sign, okay?"

"That's up to you." Xiao Po pretended to take back the contract, and reiterated: "However, if you are killed by the men in black organization, I will not help."

This sentence is full of warning.

Mi Kaka quickly snatched back the contract, "I'll sign it! I'll sign it!"

"Are you sure you don't force it?"

"Not forcing! Not forcing!"

"After signing, it is equivalent to being my dog."

"...a dog is a dog."

If I can spare my dog's life and just survive, Mi Kaka is already content.Anyway, he hasn't considered himself a human being for a long time.

Hey, to say a thousand words and ten thousand, Mi Kaka has no expectations for a happy life.

After signing the contract, Xiao Po said: "You go back first. Tonight, I will go find you."

"Then if I go back, won't the men in black rush into my house and murder my whole family?"

"Relax. According to my reasoning. They dare not do that."

"Why?! Do you have any credentials?"

"Because my detective Xiaopo's reasoning never makes mistakes!"

If you ask any more questions, Xiao Po seems to be about to lose his temper.Mikaka had no choice but to refrain from asking.

"Then let's say goodbye."

After leaving the door and downstairs, Xia Zaoan said, "Mikaka, I won't go back with you."

"Okay then. Goodbye."

Mikaka had to go home alone.

Xia Zaoan suddenly gave two strange laughs.

(End of this chapter)