Chapter 99 Little friend, do you have a lot of questions?
Chapter 99 Little friend, do you have a lot of questions?
[The previous chapter has been revised.]
Liu Tianqing offered a fair assessment: "They're too wild; you can't keep up with their pace."
Yan Qingfeng nodded in agreement. He had seen a lot in his life, but he had rarely seen such an eccentric person.
"To be honest, I think Gu Yan's reaction is quite normal. No one would take their mistress seriously, right?"
Liu Tianqing turned around and looked at him in surprise: "All of them reacted quite normally, and their personas didn't break down."
Meanwhile, the live stream chat was buzzing with activity.
Hi! To be honest, I didn't expect this situation.
I think I've stumbled upon some juicy gossip, but something about it feels off...
[If you say they're crazy, I can understand their actions; if you say they're not crazy... do you think I should believe them?]
Is this the main point? Aren't you all surprised that An Lan would become someone else's mistress?
What's so surprising? Didn't we expect this from the start?
To be fair, she was a poor choice as a lover. A good lover only sees the transaction and would never cross the line.
[I just want to know, does Li Xiao really want to lock An Lan up?]
[It's not closing, it's adding to your favorites!]
As someone who has heard of Li Xiao's exploits, I feel it's necessary to stand up and tell everyone that he had a large collection, including a black pearl.
I've seen Black Pearl. She was very beautiful, with a fantastic figure, but her beauty was fleeting; she was quickly taken by someone named Li.
[Mr. Li has a private island where all his collections are kept. Don't ask me how I know; I was fortunate enough to visit it.]
[Hiss, why isn't anyone mentioning Yun Chu? This girl is quite something.]
[They're only interested in money; their level of professionalism is beyond our comprehension, leaving us with no way to even criticize them.]
[If you call her bad, she simply plays the role of a pure and innocent ideal; if you say she's not bad, she has indeed interfered in other people's relationships.]
She pioneered a new career path for us; in this highly competitive society, she can only be described as amazing.
……
Yang Bao even took the opportunity to arrange for people to buy trending topics for the four of them.
As the live broadcast of the program gained popularity, many envious people began to emerge.
Director Wang from the dating reality show next door turned red with anger when he learned that the trending topic he bought had been suppressed.
He scrolled through the trending topics online and, out of sheer curiosity, clicked into the live stream of "Let's Go Traveling." At that moment, the live stream fell into a brief silence.
He only glanced at it before noticing someone in the comments mentioning their relationship on a reality show.
This variety show is much more interesting! Unlike the dating show next door, which is just too artificially sweetened.
[What's outrageous is that the girl, Xiao Zhou Zhou, was still Ying Ying. She went on a ship with her date and even struck a classic Titanic pose. The ship's staff told them not to stand on it, but they wouldn't listen.]
[I saw it too. It was raining at the time, and the place they were standing in was high. The staff were worried that they might have an accident, but they wouldn't listen, and they almost fell.]
I heard that the director of that dating reality show wasn't a very ethical person to begin with; he almost caused a death while filming a challenge variety show before.
[When it comes to human lives, is the wilderness survival livestream show that Liu Langlang and his friends participated in more dangerous?]
[They're completely different. One is a reality show made with consent and based primarily on authenticity; the other is a scripted variety show. They're not comparable at all.]
[Let's not talk about that dating show next door, we're still good friends. Hao Peng has a girlfriend, he officially announced it on Weibo. The show's producers are basically treating the audience like idiots. They even made it onto some trending topic about a perfect match, it's obviously bought.]
[That's right, it's not as real as this.]
……
Director Wang was furious at the barrage of comments about the dating reality show, and he looked at the group of guests he had invited with great resentment.
He never expected that this group of people would be so unreliable and have such poor acting skills.
He closed his eyes and said to the assistant director beside him, "This Yang Bao is too arrogant. I don't believe this variety show is scripted. I don't know when it started, but our industry has gone from competing on talent to competing on connections."
How could the pacing of a variety show without a script be controlled so well?
The show's success is undoubtedly due to the support of Yang Bao's father.
The intervention of capital will quickly create a group of people who become gods.
Moreover, the fact that Liu Tianqing was able to reveal so many inside stories suggests that the Yang family was involved behind the scenes.
It's impossible for Liu Tianqing alone to silence so much capital, so the only possibility is that the Yang family has made a move.
Thinking of this, Director Wang's eyes flashed with anger: "Well done, Yang Bao. You want to climb over me to get ahead? Don't even think about it."
As he spoke, he looked at the assistant director and said, "Buy a trending topic and say it's a huge scandal. A travel variety show that claims to be unscripted is actually full of scripted elements. We'll release the news at 7 p.m. sharp."
The assistant director hesitated slightly: "Isn't this a bit inappropriate? Besides, we don't have any evidence..."
"Aren't these live streams proof enough?" Director Wang's eyes were full of disdain. "Others might not be able to see it, but we directors can't? Look at the pacing, how could this kind of pacing be maintained without a script?"
"Looking at the inside stories Liu Tianqing revealed, which one of them didn't require investigation to make an accurate revelation?"
"And these four people, they all look like veteran actors. If it weren't a script, how could they be so engrossed in their own world? It's clearly been rehearsed."
"Most importantly, we've come into contact with quite a bit of capital. Have you heard of Gu Yan and Li Xiao?"
The assistant director was silent for a moment. Very good, he had been successfully persuaded by the other party. He turned around and went to find someone to buy trending searches.
He figured out Director Wang's idea: he didn't need evidence, he just needed to analyze every detail to distract netizens and thus bring negative information to the variety show "Let's Go Traveling".
Even if the other party comes knocking on their door, they can say that they were just making a reasonable analysis, and that they didn't say that the other party was acting.
There are plenty of analysis posts online, and they all use the same old methods, but they are indeed effective.
Yang Bao was munching on an apple while excitedly watching the four crazy people still arguing in the living room.
Seeing that it was already 5:30 pm, Liu Tianqing and the other two realized it was time to prepare something to eat.
She tidied herself up, and she and Yan Qingfeng went downstairs and headed straight for An Lan.
An Lan frowned at the three of them, slightly impatient: "What is it?"
Liu Tianqing raised his phone: "It's 5:30, time to buy groceries and cook."
"Okay, you guys go buy it first." An Lan replied, slightly annoyed, then composed herself and looked sadly at Gu Yan and Yun Chu, who were showing off their affection.
Everyone present, except for the two crazy people: ...
A deafening silence...
To all viewers in the live stream: ...
A speechless, earth-shattering event...
[Does Liu Langlang mean he wants money?]
So, the meaning of managing the money is that she can let others buy groceries, but she absolutely won't spend a single penny herself?
That's awesome!
[After watching this live stream, I realized that there are things in the world even more absurd than a boss making you work overtime without paying you.]
The expressions on Liu Tianqing's and the other two's faces lit up, as if they had never seen such an outrageous person before.
Liu Tianqing gently patted his face and took a deep breath: "What I mean is, give me the money! The money is all with you now. You're holding onto it and unwilling to give it to me, but at least you can arrange a meal, right?"
This is absolutely outrageous...
So you want to get something for free...
The emotions she had just built up were interrupted again, and An Lan's impatience was almost overflowing.
"I already told you to go buy groceries first, what more do you want?" An Lan glared angrily at Liu Tianqing. She had never seen such an tactless person before.
Liu Tianqing fell silent again, realizing that this person could never get to the point, so she simply said, "I have no money."
An Lan: "If you don't have the money, why are you rushing me? In the end, it all comes down to me, doesn't it?"
Liu Tianqing: ...
She looked at Yan Qingfeng beside her: "You come?"
Yan Qingfeng shrugged and said to An Lan, "Either give me the money, or you make the arrangements. You choose."
An Lan snorted coldly. The money was already in her hands, and she would never give Liu Tianqing another chance to show off.
"I'll make arrangements."
After she finished speaking, she prepared to go out to see what food was available.
Seeing her leave, a group of people decided to follow her.
After leaving the house, An Lan looked bewildered. This was a rural area, and she didn't know where to buy groceries. She led a group of people around the neighborhood for more than ten minutes.
Gu Yan said impatiently to her, "How long are you going to keep pacing like this? Are you afraid that grass will grow on the asphalt road under your feet?"
An Lan's expression changed several times, and she stammered, "I was just looking for where the vegetable seller is, wasn't I?"
Liu Tianqing yawned and casually replied, "On the bridge, and the market is over there too."
An Lan seemed to have found a way to vent her anger, and immediately blamed Liu Tianqing: "Since you knew where it was, why didn't you say so? Were you deliberately making us go around in circles?"
Liu Tianqing: ? ? ?
"What's it to me? Did I tell you to share it? I'm not a mind reader, how would I know if you know or not? And if you don't know where it is, so many people pass by and you don't ask."
Shui Xueyao also rolled her eyes in a sarcastic tone:
"Some people want to show off their abilities, but they don't know anything. They just want to show off. When they fail to do so, they blame others for not doing it in advance. I wonder if they didn't complete their nine years of compulsory education. They are so unreasonable."
She wandered around the neighborhood in silence for more than ten minutes, and she was starving.
An Lan's face turned ashen. She glared at the two of them, snorted coldly, and walked towards the bridge without saying another word.
Upon arriving at the market, Anlan went straight to the cucumber stall.
Then he asked the group, "How many of you will eat tonight?"
All the guests looked completely bewildered, their faces filled with questions.
Gu Yan exclaimed in surprise, "What do you mean? How many should I eat??"
If we stir-fry one dish and a few other vegetables, wouldn't that be enough for the seven of them?
Why ask how many to eat?
Viewers in the live stream burst into laughter upon seeing this scene.
[Little friend, do you have many questions?]
[Those who have watched Anlan's videos know that Anlan only eats cucumbers at night, and definitely no more than two!]
[Hilarious! Gu Yan's face turned green.]
Not only did Gu Yan's face turn green, but even Li Xiao couldn't laugh anymore.
[I'm dying of laughter in this live stream! Look at Liu Langlang's bewildered expression.]
……
Seeing everyone's reaction, An Lan frowned slightly: "We are all celebrities. In order to present our best selves to everyone, controlling our weight and figure is the most basic requirement. It is easy to gain weight at night, so we should focus on low sugar and low fat."
"I'm not a celebrity!!" Gu Yan immediately lost his temper. He was a dignified president, and he was participating in a variety show and eating cucumbers every day. It would be a laughing stock if word got out.
Yun Chu's pitiful expression crumbled at An Lan's words. She didn't believe she was fat and didn't need to control her weight this way; she wanted to eat meat!
Li Xiao opened his mouth, but even he, who always protected An Lan, couldn't speak at this moment. He couldn't live without meat.
Liu Tianqing took a deep breath. She finally understood that An Lan definitely wanted to starve them to death!
She can come up with sarcastic remarks without hesitation: "It's your business if you want to control your weight, we don't need to control our weight, the only thing we want to eat is meat! Nobody wants to eat only cucumbers for dinner?"
An Lan frowned, her whole demeanor radiating displeasure: "Since I'm in charge of the money, you all have to listen to me. Would I possibly harm you? Eating cucumbers at night is good for your skin and helps boost your metabolism..."
Before she could finish speaking, Liu Tianqing rolled her eyes, too lazy to listen to her nonsense, and interrupted her: "Don't force me to shoot you!"
She didn't believe that this person really ate cucumbers every night. With that physique, he couldn't possibly be the type of person who only ate cucumbers every night.
However, An Lan's persona was very well established from the beginning, and in order not to ruin that persona, she could only eat cucumbers for the past seven nights.
An Lan gritted her teeth: "If you want to eat meat, go buy it yourselves. I didn't say you can't eat meat, but you'll have to pay for it yourself..."
"Ha!" Liu Tianqing was speechless. What's the point of life if you can't even eat meat?
"It's your business if you want to maintain your persona, but why can't we eat meat? What? Is it because you're allergic to meat?"
As soon as she finished speaking, she immediately called out to the system, Ah Bai: "Ah Bai, narration, give me narration for her. I want to see if she really only eats cucumbers every night!"
System Abai had just slipped out to play when Liu Tianqing called him back: "Target locked, narration projected. This woman's got some serious acting skills~~~"
After reading the narration, Liu Tianqing was so angry he laughed. So this bastard had hidden jerky in his luggage!
The so-called cucumber-eating was just for show. In the evening, she would find a chance to get away from the cameras and then eat dried meat to supplement her protein.
An Lan was unaware that Liu Tianqing knew her little secret. With an expression that said, "I'm doing this for your own good," she advised everyone present, "I've been there, I know all too well what happens after you let yourself go..."
"So, to avoid indulging yourself, you hid dried meat in your luggage and arranged for us to eat cucumbers, but you ended up eating meat by yourself at night, right?"
Liu Tianqing ruthlessly exposed her hiding the dried meat. Her pupils shrank sharply, and she looked at Liu Tianqing in horror, her mind filled with the urge to run wild with alpacas.
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