Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

Chapter 210 Sambo's Square Dance

"Please stop looking at me, can you please save me first? These people are just looking at me for fun. I just feel like something is not right..."

Sambo only felt that his soul consciousness was becoming increasingly blurred.

He understood that his soul was probably beginning to dissipate. Once the soul dissipated, Sambo's life would also come to an end.

Well, although I believe that the star god I believe in and the star god next to me who poisoned me will save me.

but!

Based on his familiarity with these two guys, Sambo guessed that with their trouble-making attitude, they would probably wait to get rid of him and then try to call back his soul by mourning.

If his soul was really summoned back by crying at the funeral, that would be fine. I guess his soul could still attach itself back to his body and be resurrected.

But if his soul is not brought back through crying, then it would really be crying!

Then there's no need to wait. His body is almost cold enough, so we can just start the meal then.

However, Sangbo guessed that at his funeral, not only would these two guys be the ones making the most noise, but they would also definitely eat at the same table with the children.

Well, based on his understanding of these two guys, they are definitely capable of doing such a thing...

"Hey, what are you yelling about over there? Alright, stop yelling, I'll get back to you..."

Shu Shu said this while looking at Sambo's Barrett.

"cut--"

Shu Shu said "Tsk——" with great disdain.

Well, it was as if it was meant for Sambo to hear, and Sambo heard the sound anyway.

"Boiled!"

Sambo felt only annoyance.

What happened?

Because of the cup of coffee you made, my soul ascended to heaven, and now you still despise me...

"Alright, alright, stop looking so miserable over there. I'm going to put your soul back in. Seriously, isn't it just an out-of-body experience?"

After Shu Shu pinched Sambo's soul, he was about to throw this guy's soul back into his body.

"brush!"

Just as Shu Shu was about to throw Sangbo's soul back into his body, Sangbo's body suddenly stood up and slowly walked to the center of the [Tavern].

"What do you want to do with this body? I haven't put your soul in it yet..."

Shu Shu looked at it in confusion, and gradually walked towards the body of Sambo in the center of the [Tavern].

He looked at the equally confused Sambo soul in his hand...

"Why are you asking me? I'm confused myself..."

Sambo spread his hands and said, "I don't know either."

However, at this moment, Aha seemed to understand something and turned the place where Sambo was into a stage, and then clapped his hands...

"What the hell? What happened?"

Several people suddenly appeared in the tavern, looking at the surrounding situation in confusion.

"Why did we suddenly end up here at the Tavern? Aha, did he feel that something was so interesting that he wanted to share it with us?"

"I don't think so. Instead, I feel that our current situation is more like the situation more than 300 Amber Ages ago, when the God of Fun thought it was fun to beat up his own followers, so he called us over to beat them up..."

"Hey, don't you think it's fun to be beaten up by your own god? And think about it, every time Aha takes the initiative to summon us, it must be to share all kinds of fun with us, maybe even create some fun for us..."

"I agree with this. Maybe the funny guy suddenly thought of turning his believers into a fool. Hey? Isn't that old Sambo standing on the stage? Why did he suddenly come here?"

There is no doubt that these people who suddenly came to the [Tavern] because of Ah's call are Ahab's followers, the [Masked Fool].

At this moment, as a masked dancer discovered Sambo's body standing on the stage, other people also noticed Sambo standing on the stage.

Seeing that the situation was almost the same, Aha quickly changed the style of his [tavern] and turned it into a bar.

Anyway, the flash is still quite dazzling...

"Then let us invite today's guest performer Mr. Fang Bo to perform the Yangko Dance for us!"

Sambo's body seemed to agree with Aha's words and began to twist seductively.

"Music! Let's get it going!"

Ah Ha snapped his fingers and a music box next to him started to play music.

Sambo's body also began to twist with the music.

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Well, this should be able to be found online. I won't provide the lyrics, but the video of Sambo dancing square dance should not be difficult to find.

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"No! No!! No!!! My lifelong reputation!"

Sambo's soul was held in Shu Shu's hand, helplessly looking at his body as he stood on the stage and danced the dance that could dominate the square dance world.

How should I put it? Sambo's outfit and this dance, how can it be...

burn!

Great handwriting!

Well, the masked fools who were watching the show below kept clapping their hands in approval as they watched Sambo dancing square dance there.

"Sambo! If your performance is worth 100 points, I will give you 86 points, and I will give you the rest in the form of 666!"

"The eye-catching one in the whole place! Sambo, you twist your waist really well!"

"Sambo, you succeeded in bringing us some fun! Hahaha!"

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Listening to the words of the group of masked fools in the audience, Sambo's soul, which was held in Shu Shu's hand, suddenly felt as if he had lost his own soul, and slowly fell down.

"Of course you can crush me to pieces. I don't want to live anymore..."

Sangbo's soul looked at Shu Shu weakly and made this humble request.

"Hey, Xiao Sang, I think you shouldn't be so depressed. You know, people should always look forward. Look, you've become the entertainment of the whole place, right? Why are you still thinking about me crushing your soul?"

Shu Shu looked at Sangbo and gave him earnest advice.

"Ha ha……"

Sambo didn't say anything, but just continued to be a dehydrated salted fish.

"This dance is almost over. It's time for you to return to your body..."

"Fuck! I beg you to be a human being!"

After hearing Shu Shu's words, Sangbo suddenly came to his senses, floated up again, and looked at Shu Shu, still roaring angrily.

"How can you play like that? You are using me to have fun and make others happy, right?!"

But before Sambo could finish his words, he was thrown back into his shell.

"Congratulations! You got the answer right. As a reward, you will return to your body and accept the title of the most eye-catching person in the audience!"

"Boiled!"