Chapter 133: Gao Yao Wants to Make Date Cake 9
Chapter 133: Gao Yao Wants to Make Date Cake 9
Because of his emotional entanglement with Concubine Li Yu Shu, and the fact that he believed he was betrayed by his good brother Gao Yao.
Therefore, although Yi Xiaochuan was in Xianyang these days, he spent every day in bars, getting drunk day and night.
It was under such circumstances that he belatedly realized that something was different only after Xianyang had almost completely changed.
(Thanks to Yi Xiaochuan, Cui Wenzi, who was able to develop the elixir of life, has been successfully captured by Gao Yao. These days, he has been locked up in the laboratory to research genetic drugs and force him to mass-produce various magical pills!)
Looking at the Xuanniao aircraft hovering over the Xianyang Palace, making occasional noises to prove its presence, looking at the patrol robots of Barrett in the streets, and finally taking a bite of the potato stew that should not have appeared in the Qin Dynasty...
Yi Xiaochuan rubbed his eyes in disbelief, feeling like he was going crazy!
"This is Daqin!? I...did I travel through time again???"
Although he didn't know how all this happened, Yi Xiaochuan intuitively thought that it must have been Gao Yao's doing!
So he immediately broke into Gao Yao's house in anger, and then looked at the originally scheduled group of Han talents in amazement, actually eating barbecue together with the officials and royal relatives of the Qin Dynasty.
Eat! Burn! Roast!
I saw——
Zhang Liang was tying his armpits and skewering food under Gao Yao's instruction with a look of disdain on his face;
While eating, Xiao He was busy replying emails to his boss who was still at work.
Lu Zhi was already pregnant, so no one asked her to help with the grilling. The robots beside her did it for her. She only needed to lie down and eat and drink.
Li Si and Fusu were squatting nearby, the two of them were teaming up to have a debate with a robot, and Li Si was so angry that he shouted, "Wait until I invite someone from a famous family to fight you again!"
Fusu looked helpless, and good-temperedly intervened between Li Si and the debate robot to mediate the quarrel;
Xiaoyue was preparing the seasonings nearby, and from time to time she would check to see if anyone was short of anything, so that she could deliver food and drinks to them in time;
At this time, Hu Hai was just a little fat boy who was not even as tall as an adult's waist. He was being forced by Gao Yao to run on a treadmill to lose weight. He could only cry while envying his brothers and sisters eating and drinking.
Ying Yin Man held a small whip made of cow tendon in her hand and sat beside the treadmill to urge the fat boy Hu Hai to run. When she saw him slow down, she immediately whipped him, making him howl like a ghost.
Xiang Yu and Meng Tian were competing in shooting on the other side of the yard, but both of them were novices and their shooting skills were worse than the other. Yet, they both felt good about themselves and thought that their shooting skills were better than the other!
Fan Kuai and Han Xin were competing in drinking capacity. How could a child beat an experienced man, not to mention that they hadn't even drunk a peanut. Han Xin soon became very talkative, saying over and over again: "My journey is to the stars and the sea!"
After a closer look, everyone was there except Liu Bang.
The initiator of this barbecue party is naturally Mr. Gao Yao.
He was really fed up with Ying Zheng's bad behavior of leading the team to work overtime every day, so today he finally persuaded him to give in and gave his colleagues a short but happy and joyful holiday.
Of course, they are not so irresponsible as to just resign.
Gao Yao had already equipped each location with robots. The robots could handle basic matters on their own, and only some major matters required their remote control.
However, these stubborn people did not trust the alien things that Gao was going to bring down at this time.
For example, Xiao He, who was still an honest man at that time, had to watch the surveillance camera himself before he could feel at ease.
The same is true for Ying Zheng. He doesn't even trust people, let alone inanimate objects like robots.
Therefore, as the CEO of Daqin Group, Ying Zheng said that he would have to wait until he finished reviewing the memorials on hand before coming to eat skewers!
Gao Yao had no way to deal with him at all, and he had even prepared to save some grilled skewers in an insulated box to send to him as a midnight snack.
"Hey, these people just don't know how to enjoy themselves~"
Gao Yao, who knew how to enjoy life, was caught red-handed by the furious Yi Xiaochuan.
Restraining the rage in his heart, Yi Xiaochuan clenched his fists, and his knuckles made a series of popping sounds.
He simply ignored Xiang Yu and Meng Tian who were trying to greet him happily, walked up to Gao Yao with a cold face, and forcibly dragged him out.
"Lao Gao, come out with me."
Gao Yao, who was dragged all the way out, was not afraid at all. He even had the leisure to comfort the confused people.
"Keep playing music, keep eating. Why are you all looking at me? Don't be afraid, I'm going to go out and train the dog."
When they got outside, Yi Xiaochuan, who had been patient all the way, threw Gao Yao to the ground with all his strength, looked at him viciously, and said in a cold voice:
"Gao Yao! Who did you just call a dog?"
Hearing this, Gao Yao just smiled sarcastically, stood up leisurely from the ground, and leisurely brushed the dust off his clothes.
The meaning is simply too obvious.
Yi Xiaochuan was so angry that he fell backwards. After taking several deep breaths, he finally recovered and continued to question him.
"I won't argue with you about this. I just want to ask you one question. Are you the one who made those guns, cannons, and other things?!"
"Yeah, is there a problem?"
Seeing Gao Yao admit it directly with a proud look on his face, Yi Xiaochuan became furious and was about to punch him in the face.
Would Gao Yao allow him to destroy her still charming and beautiful face?
It must be impossible.
Looking at the AK that was instantly pressed against his forehead, Yi Xiaochuan felt that the sanity that had just been lost seemed to suddenly come back to him.
There is a saying in the martial arts world: No matter how good your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of a kitchen knife.
From ten steps away, my gun is fast; within ten steps, my gun is both accurate and fast!
"...Lao Gao, I don't know where you got these advanced products from, but do you know what the consequences of doing this will be?!"
Gao Yao tilted his head and smiled proudly.
"Consequences? Of course I know."
Hearing this, Yi Xiaochuan's eyes suddenly widened, his eyes turned red, and the flames of anger flickered again.
"Since you clearly know that affecting the course of history will very likely cause all history to be changed beyond all recognition...even...even us will cease to exist! Then why do you still do this!"
"Because I don't like you."
"Wha...what?"
"I said, because I don't like you. And coincidentally, I particularly like our charming and handsome emperor.
The most coincidental thing is that he and I both want the Great Qin to last forever. You said we are so destined to be together, shouldn’t I help him more? "
"Are you crazy... Lao Gao... Can you even not care about Gao Lan!?"
"That's because I care, so, Yi Xiaochuan, please just go and die, okay?"
As soon as the words fell, gunshots rang out.
"boom--!"
met free