met free Chapter 153 Don't bully the middle-aged and poor
Chapter 153 Don't bully the middle-aged and poor
Chapter 153 Don't bully the middle-aged and poor
Shen Gongbao's mouth was full of flickers, his tongue was full of lotus blossoms, and Li Houtu was skeptical, and Zhang Huangtian didn't believe it.
"Why didn't you say it at first?"
Zhang Huangtian questioned: "Pretending to be a ghost, doesn't seem like a good person. I will live and die with Houtu, and I will never believe your nonsense."
Li Houtu nodded slightly, she believed in her husband more than the unknown Shen Gongbao.
"Idiot, idiot."
"Look at it."
Shen Gongbao sighed, his eyes revealed a kindness, and with a wave of his hand, countless floating images of the past appeared in the void, recording the past history.
The intersection of the past and the present suddenly stimulated the true spirits of the two.
Blurred images emerged in the minds of Li Houtu and Zhang Huangtian. They seemed to see their own figure, the scene of cultivating and fighting with Shen Gongbao, and an inexplicable sense of familiarity surged in their hearts.
"I... I seem to know you."
Li Houtu covered his head and moaned in a low voice: "You, who are you?"
"A Qi refiner in the Kunlun Mountains."
Shen Gongbao coughed, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "You were my disciple in the past, reincarnated in reincarnation, and today I come to transform you into a fairy and return to my sect."
A trace of hesitation appeared on Li Houtu's face, cultivating immortals, who doesn't want to cultivate immortals and become an immortal immortal.
But, she didn't want to go alone.
"Then, what about me?" Zhang Huangtian couldn't help asking, a trace of urgency appeared in his pupils, and he also felt that these scenes were extremely familiar.
"you?"
Shen Gongbao smiled disdainfully and said: "In the past, you were nothing more than a small god in the heaven, but now you are a mortal with no qualifications. Being able to marry my apprentice is already a blessing in your previous life."
"Pindao advises you to leave quickly, don't delay my apprentice's bright future."
Zhang Huangtian instantly petrified, with an expression of disbelief, he muttered: "How is it possible, how is it possible!"
There was a twist in his heart, and he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
"You are lying to me!"
Zhang Huangtian blurted out, and said firmly: "You are definitely lying to me."
Li Houtu also pleaded: "Immortal, is there something wrong? Since my husband was an immortal in his previous life, how could he not be qualified in this life?"
Looking at Li Houtu, Shen Gongbao put on another face and said softly, "Disciple, you haven't awakened your past, so you don't know that there is a difference between gods and gods."
"From the lowest level Sanxian, Zhenxian, Xuanxian, Jinxian, Taiyi Sanxian, Taiyi Zhenxian, Taiyi Xuanxian, Taiyi Jinxian, Daluo Sanxian, Daluo Zhenxian, Daluo Xuanxian, Daluo Jinxian, Xian King, Immortal King, Immortal Venerable, Immortal Emperor."
"It is divided into sixteen realms of immortality, and each realm has nine turns. This kid was only a mere golden immortal emperor in his previous life, but in your previous life, you were the Fengdu immortal emperor who ruled all lands."
"The gap between the two is like the abyss of heaven."
"If you don't believe me, I have a talent stone for testing spiritual roots here, and you can test your talent in this life."
As he said that, Shen Gongbao took out a jade stone from his bosom. The jade stone gave off a faint fragrance, which made people feel refreshed, and it also burst into golden brilliance, like a shining star.
"The stone produces golden light." Shen Gongbao said without changing his expression, "This means that I am a congenital top-grade golden spirit root, you can try it, disciple."
The talent stone fell into the hands of Li Houtu, and immediately burst into many dark radiances. Shen Gongbao suddenly said triumphantly: "Apprentice, you are the ultimate dark spirit root in this life, and you are a real genius for cultivating immortals. It is a waste of talent if you don't cultivate immortals!"
"A mere mortal, how is he worthy of you?"
Zhang Huangtian's face was flushed, the anger accumulated in his heart, but he had nowhere to vent it.
"Huang Tian, give it a try, just in case you have talent." Li Houtu comforted in a soft voice, and then handed the talent stone to Zhang Huangtian.
Zhang Huangtian swallowed, gritted his teeth and took the talent stone over, feeling extremely heavy, never thought that the talent stone would burst into colorful brilliance all of a sudden.
Li Houtu said in surprise: "Huang Tian, it turns out that you also have the talent to cultivate immortals. What kind of spiritual roots are immortals?"
"This is the innate five virtues, the destiny of the emperor of heaven, and the luck of the dragon and the tiger."
Shen Gongbao thought to himself, but on the surface he became more and more indifferent, and sneered: "It turns out that it is a miscellaneous spiritual root of the five elements. No wonder I can't feel any aptitude. This is the worst spiritual root, no different from ordinary people without aptitude."
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became heavy, Zhang Huangtian was dejected, his body was bruised from the blow.
Li Houtu refused to give up, and immediately changed his words: "Master, even the worst spiritual root is still a spiritual root, so it should be able to cultivate immortals, right?"
"Theoretically, it is indeed possible." Shen Gongbao looked at Zhang Huangtian with a look of disdain and said, "However, at most, he can cultivate to the level of Qi training, without any great achievement, and it will be of no benefit to mortals."
"The yellow turban wrestlers under my sect are all stronger than Qi training period."
With the last trace of struggle, Li Houtu asked with an expectant expression, "Master, what is the state of the Qi training period, and how far is it from Changsheng Immortal?"
Shen Gongbao laughed, and made up nonsense: "The Qi training period is the realm below the immortal way. There are many steps for ordinary people to cultivate immortality, and the realms are countless."
"Approximately divided into: Entraining Qi, Gathering Qi, Condensing Qi, Transforming Qi, Refining Qi, Gathering Yuan, Condensing Yuan, Building Yuan, Revolving, False Foundation, Building Foundation, Smart, Spiritual Void, Spiritual Silence, Consecration, Fusion, Gathering Pill, void pill, pill formation, golden pill, gathering baby, congealing baby, virtual baby, forming baby, nascent baby, baby change, out of the body, primordial spirit, distracting spirit, transforming spirit, yin god, yang god, refining emptiness, Hole into the void, transform into the void, return to the void, combine the body, unite the spirit, unite the soul, overcome human calamity, transcend earth calamity, overcome heaven calamity, overcome three calamities and nine calamities, overcome immortal calamity, Hinayana, Middle Vehicle, Mahayana, Super Mahayana, Fake Immortal, Half Immortal, False Immortal...these realms."
Li Houtu:? ? ?
Zhang Huangtian:? ? ?
"Is it so difficult to cultivate?" Li Houtu said with an extremely complicated expression: "No wonder there are very few examples of becoming immortals in the past and present."
Not to mention the realm of cultivating immortals, even if there are so many steps, it takes a long time to walk.
Shen Gongbao smiled and said nothing, the realm is relative.
For the natural Dao species, there are four realms for becoming an immortal, refining essence to transform qi, refining qi to transform gods, refining gods to return to the void, and returning to the void to join the Tao.
However, for ordinary people, the more realms, the longer the cultivation. From the first step of cultivating immortality to the final becoming an immortal, it is equivalent to going from one level to one hundred levels, that is, there are one hundred realms.
The division of realms is simple, and the gap is like an abyss, and the division of realms is finer, the easier it is to be retrograde.
It's just that Li Houtu doesn't understand this truth, neither does Zhang Huangtian, it all depends on Shen Gongbao's fooling around.
"Disciple, those who cultivate immortals are pure-hearted and ascetic, cut off the mortal relationship, and must not have a Taoist partner before they attain Taoism and immortality."
Shen Gongbao looked like a good teacher and helpful friend, and said earnestly: "It's better for you to break off the engagement and get divorced."
Zhang Huangtian clenched his fists tightly, his expression was gloomy, but he was speechless for a long time.
He wanted to resist, but there were so many realms of cultivation, which suppressed him like mountains.
Just like the eggplants that Grandma Liu ate for the first time in the Grand View Garden, the eggplants had to be peeled off, the meat was cleaned, cut into small nails, fried in chicken oil, and then chicken breasts were mixed with mushrooms, new bamboo shoots, and mushrooms. , five-spice rotten, dried fruits of various colors, all cut into cubes, simmered in chicken broth to dry, collected sesame oil, mixed with bad oil, placed in a porcelain jar and sealed tightly.
The process is extremely cumbersome, not for delicious taste, but for shocking bumpkins and poor relatives in the countryside.
One level after another, the eyes are dazzled, the purpose is nothing else, it is to imply Zhang Huangtian that immortals are different and should not be climbed high.
Of course, in order not to hit Zhang Huangtian completely, let him plummet and lie down completely.
Shen Gongbao turned around and smiled, then made an extremely arrogant gesture, and said in a tone of charity: "If you take the initiative to separate from Houtu, our Xianmen will not treat you badly."
As he spoke, a simple secret book and a fragrant medicine pill appeared in Shen Gongbao's hand.
The elixir is in blue color, and the elixir clothes on it are engraved with three ancient and simple immortal scripts - Zhuji elixir.
Shen Gongbao said casually: "With your aptitude, I'm afraid you won't be able to establish a foundation for the rest of your life, so this Foundation Establishment Pill will reward you, so you can practice better."
"After the foundation is established, you will be free from all diseases and live a long life. Maybe in 100 years, you can see my disciples soaring."
"It's a good thing I've done."
As he said that, he threw the book of cultivating immortals and Zhuji Dan over, and the thick book flew to his face, slapping his face.
At this moment, Zhang Huangtian finally couldn't bear it anymore, even in the face of the immortal, the anger in his heart still erupted, his pupils were ferocious, as if hiding a lion, he roared: "30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the middle-aged and poor! "
"How dare you assert that I can't become a fairy."
Shen Gongbao laughed heartily, and secretly took pictures of this scene with a photo stone, but it didn't show on the surface, but he said indifferently: "The mere five elements and miscellaneous spiritual roots can go against the sky, don't bully the middle-aged and poor, forget it."
"When you die a hundred years later, I will go to your grave to burn a stick of incense. The dead will be regarded as the greatest."
The two confront each other, Zhang Huangtian is obviously just a mortal, but he doesn't know where he found the courage to argue with the immortal.
Seeing this scene, Li Houtu was terrified, and quickly persuaded him: "Master, Huang Tian is an ignorant mortal, why should you, a majestic Immortal, care about a mortal."
Ordinary people, if they were mortals, Shen Gongbao didn't bother to pay attention to the provocation, he just laughed it off.
But, Zhang Huangtian is a mortal.
This is the reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven, and there is infinite potential in his body. If you don't force him, how will you know where the limit is.
With a thought, Shen Gongbao looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Okay, what a daring mortal, today I am going to have the same knowledge as you."
"Not a hundred years, not 30 years, I'll give you three years, if you don't build a foundation after three years."
"The deity brought Hou Tu back here, and slapped you to death!"
"Master, forgive me!" Li Houtu felt his eyes go dark, he knelt down and begged, "Huang Tian just made a slip of the tongue."
"Three years is three years!"
Zhang Huangtian roared, the desire to die had already sprouted in his heart, if Houtu left him, there would be no point in his life, he might as well die.
If you are not afraid of death, why should you be afraid of death?
Having figured this out, Zhang Huangtian became inexplicably relaxed, the immortal in front of him was no longer scary, his eyes were pure and clear, as if the starry sky contained the entire universe.
It's done, Shen Gongbao nodded to indicate, but he couldn't stop laughing.
"Boy, your lifespan is only three years!"
"Treasure it well."
As soon as the words fell, he flew away with Li Houtu flying into the sky, and the force of the wind and cloud rolled up the dust all over the sky, and there was no trace when they met again.
Zhang Huangtian clenched his teeth tightly, the smell of blood spread in his mouth, but the pain couldn't bear the pain, his wife was taken away easily, what kind of man is he.
"hateful!"
Zhang Huangtian beat the ground with his hands, the expected feeling of bleeding did not come, instead he touched a soft piece of silk cloth that seemed to be of fine quality.
"Is this a practice?"
Zhang Huangtian murmured, looking around, he fell on the book of cultivating immortals, and saw that simple and simple book was shining brightly, with a line of large characters circulating.
——Kaitian Zhifu Yuli contains the real body Taoism scripture.
The preface of the opening chapter is: After three thousand calamities, the Golden Immortal will be verified, and the throne will be verified after hundreds of millions of calamities.
The more Zhang Huangtian watched, the more fascinated he became, and the more he watched, the more absorbed he became, and finally he simply meditated on the spot.
In the depths of the void, the hidden Shen Gongbao looked at this scene and nodded.
Li Houtu on one side said worriedly: "Master, brother Zhang will be fine."
"Brother Zhang?"
There were no outsiders around, Shen Gongbao frowned, and jokingly said: "Now you are calling so intimately, don't regret it later."
"Master, what do you mean?"
Li Houtu was slightly taken aback, and asked with a puzzled face, could there be a reversal.
Shen Gongbao chuckled, "Where's that jade pendant?"
Li Houtu was puzzled, took out the jade pendant and handed it to Shen Gongbao.
Shen Gongbao refused to answer, held back his smile, and joked: "If you break it into pieces, you will only understand."
"what?"
Li Houtu intuitively felt that this jade pendant was very close to her, but the master ordered him to do so, so he reluctantly smashed the jade pendant, only to see streams of fairy light emerge from it.
After circulating in the void for a while, it was poured into Li Houtu's altar, enlightening the true spirit and recalling the past.
When the fairy light completely dissipated, a trace of shame and anger appeared in Li Houtu's clear and stupid eyes, and then turned into a cold killing intent, but after waiting for a long time, the killing intent faded and turned into helplessness and anger.
Shen Gongbao, who was eating melons and watching the show, was amazed. It turned out that there were really fan-shaped expressions.
"Golden Emperor, is this how you take care of my reincarnation?"
Empress Fengdu, who recovered her memory, said gloomyly: "Take care of the emperor's bed, I will be the queen of love in this life!"
Shen Gongbao looked innocent, and spread his hands: "How can you blame me for this? Take a look in your memory, Li Houtu's choices are all from the heart."
"Now this is actually, it can only be said that God's will is so, good luck tricks people."
"Fate makes people..." Empress Fengdu savored this sentence carefully, the complex expression on her face finally turned into a trace of calm, and she murmured: "Emperor Tian and I both wanted to get rid of fate, but in the end we were still played by God's will." .”
"If you want to cut off cause and effect and jump out of the universe, you still have to go another way."
"The other way, do you mean Yixu Hedao?"
Shen Gongbao squeezed the flower and smiled, surrounded by clouds and mists, standing floatingly, with the fairy light stepping on three thousand purple qi, he was at ease, and the light in the back of his head represented the birth and death of the universe, immortality and immortality.
For a moment, Empress Fengdu was dumbfounded.
(End of this chapter)