Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

Chapter 144 I Don’t Want to Be the Galaxy Bat Man Anymore!

Wendy looked at Zhongli who was being tried in the video and burst into laughter. Of course, she would not question what Funina said - she did not dare to judge a foreign god, she had already done it!

It's a pity that he is the only one who knows this and has no way to share it with others, which makes him feel a little uncomfortable.

But it doesn’t matter. Venti feels that Zhongli’s identity as the Geo God won’t be kept secret for much longer.

Then I can laugh at him.

Hey~

Video continues.

Navilette was sitting on the main seat, facing the crowd of onlookers, and announced solemnly: "The trial of the "Assassination of the Rock King" has officially begun!"

After saying this, he looked towards the dock and asked, "Mr. Zhongli, guest of the Wangsheng Hall, do you accept Ms. Funina's accusation that you are the murderer of the "Yanwang Emperor Assassination Incident"? "

[Wendy: How can the murderer confess if you judge him like this? Just make a direct judgment! It will definitely be correct!]

【Zhongli:? ?】

[Navilette:......]

In the picture, Zhongli waved his hands and said, "I'm sorry, I can't agree to your request!"

"I'm afraid it's not Ms. Funina's misunderstanding - I'm just a small guest of the Wangsheng Hall..."

【Wendy: See, I told him he wouldn’t admit it! If you don’t know how to interrogate him, let me do it. I’ve learned it before!】

[Navilet:? 】

【Wendy: Watch me! 】

[Vendy: There is an old saying in Liyue, called, Xixi material, Wei Junjie, the various torture instruments at present, I think they can definitely knock your mouth open...]

[Zhongli: ... (Hard, the rock element is hard, Tianxing will be at your doorstep soon)]

The person next to Zhongli was immediately displeased when he heard Zhongli say that about Wangsheng Hall. He put on his sunglasses and said, "Our Wangsheng Hall has a great background!"

Zhongli was still trying to defend himself: "Let alone assassinating the Rock King, even..."

On the other hand, Hu Tao had already successfully thrown dirty water on Zhongli: "Even the Rock King was sent away by the guest official himself!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the onlookers in the courtroom were shocked and started discussing the matter.

【Wendy: Look, look! I said he did it! Judge him! Judge him quickly!】

[Hanabi: I said this is a good seedling who believes in the God of Fun! ]

[Theresa: I hope the world won’t be in chaos! ]

[Ningguang:......]

[Zhongli: Hall Master, please don't say anything that could easily lead to misunderstanding.]

[Hu Tao: Am I wrong? Didn’t the live broadcast say that you personally conducted the ceremony to send off the immortals? Isn’t this just sending off Prince Yan? ]

[Zhongli, it is to send the Geo King away, not to send the Geo King away. ]

[Walnut: Are there any differences between these two? ]

【Zhongli: ...Forget it, as long as you are happy. 】

In the video, Zhongli looked helpless and explained: "The hall master was talking about the ceremony of sending the immortals, don't misunderstand!"

Finina waved her hand and questioned, "Then why do you explain to me how a mere guest official can frequently interact with the instigator of the Whirlpool Demon God and the executive officer of the Fatui?"

[Young Master: This... isn't it talking about me? What is the Whirlpool Demon God? What did I do? ]

[Young Master: I met Mr. Zhongli because I first came to Liyue and needed a knowledgeable local to act as a guide! The relationship between us is purely based on money! ]

[March 7: Purely a relationship based on money? Eh~]

[Zhongli:......(Young Master, if you can’t speak, then don’t speak)]

[Ying: I know, I know! This is called 'You and I have no destiny, it's all because of my spending'! ]

Zhongli hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Are you talking about the young master?"

"Young Master and I are friends who met on the road. I am fortunate to have the opportunity to make friends with you, thanks to..."

【Wendy: Thanks to the young master's wallet?】

[Rich man: Dear Tartaglia, the funding of the Liyue branch of the Northland Bank has recently exceeded expectations by several times. Do you have any idea about this matter? ]

【Young Master: I don’t know! 】

Hu Tao has learned to answer quickly: "It is thanks to the century-old reputation of Wangsheng Hall in "sending people on their way"!"

Zhongli was choked by Hu Tao's answer, but he still insisted on defending himself: "...thanks to the young master's wide range of good friends, wide range of good friends!"

Walnut continued to insert advertisements: "There is also the high-quality "aftercare" service of Wangsheng Hall!"

[Hu Tao: That’s right. Our Wangsheng Hall has not only had a good reputation for thousands of years, but we have never received a negative review from a single customer…]

[March 7: Uh... I think it's hard for your customers to give you a bad review - how do you do it, in a dream?]

【Hu Tao: ...and the "aftercare" service at Wangsheng Hall is perfect, so customers will definitely not have any follow-up problems.】

[Qingque: Do your clients really have any follow-up? ]

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee A: @Live broadcast room, isn’t this considered advertising? You should take care of her! ]

[Reminder: Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee A was banned from speaking in the live broadcast room for 10 minutes.]

[Live broadcast: I advise you to mind your own business - she is pretty and she is right! ]

[Live broadcast: Don’t try to touch me when you don’t even have a name. ]

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee B: ......]

In the courtroom, Navrette interrupted Walnut and said, "Ms. Walnut, please do not insert advertising into your speech."

Walnut: (.???＜)?

"Hey~"

Furninna crossed her arms and questioned again: "But in my opinion, the so-called young master is just a cover to divert attention."

As she spoke, she pointed at Zhongli and said, "The real killer behind the scenes is you, Zhongli!"

Zhongli remained calm and raised his own doubts: "Oh? The Water God has such a high opinion of a mere mortal like me. I am really curious. What is the basis for it?"

[Wendy: I ​​am a witness! When the Immortal Ceremony Rock God fell, he laughed out loud! I was there!]

[Ying: Yes, I was there! I was the tile under his feet, and I heard it too!]

[Xing: That’s right, I’m the grass on the roadside, I heard it too! ]

[Theresa: ...This thing hasn't happened yet, right? Why did you suddenly appear in front of so many monsters? ]

[March 7: And you @星, you are not from the same universe, why are you joining in the fun! ]

[Xing: I don’t know. I feel like my keyboard has a magical power that makes me invincible! ]

[Xing: I won’t be the Galaxy Bat Man anymore. Please call me the Galaxy Keyboard Man! ]

[Xing: If this were in real life, I would probably say 'awesome', but this is a live broadcast room, I can only say, I need to go back and practice! ]