met free Chapter 235
Chapter 235
Chapter 235 The chrysanthemums are withered and the ground is covered with wounds!
[“It turns out he’s just a passerby!!” The gangster couldn’t hold back after seeing this: “Calm down! Just follow them quietly. Wait for the right moment…”]
[“What can I do?! They’ve already reached the end. What on earth have I been doing all this time?” The gangster had become gloomy, and he felt like crying but couldn’t. ]
“Hahahaha, I’ll laugh for a while… You’ve been following them all the way and still didn’t make a move. It’s much better to go back and find a class.”
“Obviously, you’ve been following them all the way!! What else can you do?! You’ve said this so many times and you still haven’t given up.”
This can be said to be the gangster who has lived the longest time they have ever seen. I don’t know whether to say he is dedicated or persistent… He followed them from the starting point to the end point without making a move, and was responsible for complaining the whole time.
And aren’t there flaws all along the way? ! If it doesn't work, just throw a knife from 800 meters away. I'll count you as having made a move, so you won't be playing a supporting role until now.
[The scene changed, and it was the most miserable Li Jing and Pinocchio combination. At this moment, they were running out of the maze breathlessly. Pinocchio took out his Xiaomi mobile phone and checked the time: "Just the right time!!"]
[Looking at the huge green square building in front of them, Li Jing and Pinocchio still walked to the entrance below. Inside the small door, there was a long staircase in front of them. ]
["The seal is in the middle of this temple." Pinocchio shouted happily, and then he was about to walk in. 】
【“Wait a minute!” Li Jing reached out to stop Pinocchio and said cautiously: “Time Chicken said! There are many traps here!”】
【“That was close!” The stopped Pinocchio found that there was an infrared ray where he was about to step, and then looked forward and found that there were densely packed infrared rays! 】
【At the end of the road, there was an ordinary padlock with a key inserted in it. Pinocchio exclaimed: "This key is really hard to pull out!"】
"No... it's just you two who have a hard time pulling it out. I was wondering why it's so difficult for you two?! Snow White and the others are playing! You two are also playing, but you are playing with your lives."
"Damn! General Li is knowledgeable and even knows about infrared rays. Moreover, he has set up such complicated traps at the end. It's obvious that he is targeting them!"
The combination of Li Jing and Pinocchio is really miserable. The difficulties encountered by the other two teams combined are not as many as the traps they encountered on the road. People who don't know would think that they have offended Little King Kong.
Also, can you respect this ancient building? Look at this simple stone staircase with high-tech infrared rays! ! It doesn't match the architectural style here at all. Shouldn't it be equipped with more retro and traditional traps, such as bows and arrows, sharp knives, huge rolling stones, etc.
What made everyone speechless was that just to protect this lousy lock and key that cost five dollars each, was it necessary to go to such great lengths and set up so many traps? ! Give me twenty dollars and I can buy you four.It's almost the same to use a trap to protect the credit card...
[Because of the infrared rays, Li Jing and Pinocchio can only lie on the ground and move forward, but Li Jing, who is lying in front, said with some concern: "Brother Long Nose, you must not lie at this time!!!"]
["I don't have that kind of interest!!" Pinocchio became angry after hearing this. ]
["Ah~~!"]
[Then Li Jing screamed in pain as if with pleasure, resounding throughout the square maze! ]
Everyone who saw this scene reached out to cover their buttocks, a chill surged from their feet to their hearts, and they quietly swallowed the saliva in their mouths, and some were afraid to watch the video again.
“Gudong…!! No way, it shouldn’t be what I thought. Pinocchio’s nose would stretch when he lied, so wouldn’t Li Jing in front of him be…!!”
“The stretching of the nose means that it was a lie, so does that mean that Pinocchio really has that kind of interest? I really didn’t expect it! Tsk tsk, I really underestimated him!”
Everyone has learned a lot. They didn’t expect to see such an exciting scene. However, Pinocchio’s nose should not be used anymore. It’s better to get a new one. As for Li Jing…it’s better to live in another world. He’s already socially dead.
And General Li, your scream just now seemed a little wrong. How come I heard a hint of joy from it? ! I must have heard it wrong! ! I definitely heard it wrong.
The Prequel to the Legend of the Legend of the White Snake
"Listen to that scream, it must be so painful!! And the mental damage may be even worse, it's a complete loss of face."
Although little Nezha hates his father, after seeing this scene with his own eyes, even he feels a little ashamed to face people! As the saying goes, family disgrace should not be made public, and now he feels that people look at him in a strange way.
The World of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes
"I didn't expect that I, an old man, would lose my integrity in my later years after being so wise all my life. How can I, Li, face people again?!" Li Jing put the long sword in his hand on his neck, ready to cut his neck if he disagreed with him.
"Daddy! Stop it!" Nezha screamed and ran over, reaching out to hug Li Jing.
"You rebellious son, stop it!" Then, in Li Jing's horrified eyes, Nezha's big hands hit his waist, and then he rolled out uncontrollably, and then his whole body was embedded in the wall.
Nezha scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Oh! It seems that I'm in trouble again. Daddy, are you okay?"
"It's nothing serious, I'm used to it!" Li Jing spit out a mouthful of blood and propped himself up. His eyes became empty, and he would die if he died. It doesn't matter.
Just now, he committed suicide just to pretend to cover up the embarrassment! ! After all, Nezha is still young and always gets into trouble. If he dies, who will take care of him? 0 ....
But if he sees the long-nosed brother again, he will definitely cut off his nose first, otherwise he will never dare to walk in front of him in this life. The scene just now hasHe was so scared that he had a psychological trauma.
[Li Jing's screams attracted the Queen Witch who had lost her direction, and she asked in confusion: "What's that sound?"]
["Brother Long Nose, you should go first." Li Jing rubbed his butt behind him, and his whole face turned black. ]
[Pinocchio quickly began to explain: "I said I didn't mean it just now!!"]
[It was Pinocchio's turn to walk to the front, but at this time a moving infrared ray suddenly attacked him, and just as it was about to touch him, Li Jing shouted. ]
["Watch the sword!" Li Jing drew out his long sword without hesitation and attracted Pinocchio to take the sword, and then he dodged the infrared ray. 】
[Pinocchio maintained the posture of holding the sword with both hands and suddenly praised Li Jing: "General Li's beard is very sexy."]
[The sudden praise made Li Jing a little embarrassed, and his face even blushed: "Haha, it's not true!"]
[Then he was poked to the ground by the suddenly extended nose and avoided the infrared device moving behind him. 】
"He was really poked in the ass!... I have to say that General Li's temper is really unmatched! Even at this time, he didn't lose his temper and politely called him long-nosed brother." (To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"According to normal people, no matter what he said, you should chop him first. Otherwise, you will feel sorry for your ass."
"Something is wrong... The more I watch, the more I feel that something is wrong in the past two years. When Pinocchio praised Li Jing's sexy beard, General Li actually blushed with joy."
I don't know if it's an illusion, but everyone suddenly felt an inexplicable CP feeling when looking at these two people, and their eyes became more and more weird when watching the video. 0.2.
But then again, Li Jing's move of 100% being caught with bare hands is really a magical skill. I didn't expect that he could use this feature to avoid danger!
The World Under One Person[]
"Could it be that I wear yellow glasses when I look at people, so I look at people in a yellow way?! Why do I think the relationship between these two people is unusual?" Zhang Chulan rubbed his eyes, and after finding that he was not wrong, he began to doubt himself.
It is said that lesbian eyes can see gay people, could it be that I have opened my eyes like the Sharingan because of stimulation?
The World of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes
"Damn it!! Don't mess around with my future self." Li Jing was so panicked at this moment that he kept hitting his head against the tree in the courtyard.
"Calm down, calm down, it must not be what I thought! But how can I calm down... bang bang bang!"
Li Jing hit the tree with his head again. I don't know if it's because the bystander sees clearly! ! Even he felt something was wrong when he looked at himself on the screen. .