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Chapter 240
Chapter 240: A monster who can't even put his hands together is not worthy of being my enemy!
[“I don’t love you!!” Hearing Snow White’s confession, Pinocchio stood up and roared loudly. His nose instantly grew longer because of his lie and knocked the dagger out of the Queen’s hand! ]
[The young man quickly took over Snow White’s energy shield to block the Queen’s flames! The King of Birds threw away the popcorn and was about to step forward, but was blocked by Nezha! ]
[“I’ll kill!!” Li Jing picked up the sword on the ground and swung it down. The witches surrounding Pinocchio knelt down to receive the sword. 】
[This really pissed off the queen, and she yelled in a rage: "Rotten wood!! All the witches, come at me, don't spare a single one."]
[Li Jing silently raised his sword and chopped it down, and then pulled the queen over to receive the sword: "One hundred percent of being caught with bare hands, cut!!"]
[The witches in front of them all fell from the air uncontrollably, put their hands together and posed to receive the sword. Pinocchio walked up to the witches and slowly said: "In fact, I have never been jealous of Xuexue!"]
[The nose stretched out instantly, and then Pinocchio turned his head and directly dealt with all the witches who knelt to receive the sword. 】
【“You’re lying.” Pinocchio retracted his nose and said softly, “I love her so much, how can I not be jealous!”】
“No matter how many times I’ve seen it, I still think that Li Jing’s move is outrageous. It’s completely unreasonable control! One more person can overwhelm the whole audience.”
“Pinocchio, are you sure this is still a nose? Damn, this effect is just like a laser cannon, and it can be fired out!! This power is completely unreasonable!”
One is responsible for control, and the other is responsible for output. Li Jing and Pinocchio, you two are really a perfect match! No wonder you were grouped together when you were grouped.
Everyone just felt like they had eaten a handful of dog food on “May 17” again! ! Pinocchio, you are not much stronger than the Prince Charming. This video should be called the love story of Snow White and Pinocchio...
[Li Jing looked at the queen kneeling in front of him and catching the sword with his bare hands, and asked in confusion: "Brother Long Nose, I forgot to ask you before, why is this person so entangled with you?"]
[Talking about entanglement is just Li Jing's euphemism. He simply wants to take Pinocchio's life again and again. ]
["This is because..." Pinocchio approached the queen and said sternly: "He loves my mother-in-law the most!!"]
[As soon as Pinocchio finished speaking, his nose stretched out and poked the queen who was unable to move in the sword-catching posture! Until he flew into the starry sky and turned into a star! 】
【“You’re lying!” Pinocchio sniffed, and at the end he did not forget to complain to Li Jing: “It’s very stressful to be with my mother-in-law.”】
【Li Jing nodded silently. After all, he was an experienced person, so he understood! 】
“Hahaha, Pinocchio’s nose didn’t stretch for the last sentence, but he told the truth.”
“It turns out that this is a sad drama of a couple being separated by their mother-in-law. This queen is just like that little gangster.It's persistence."
It's so funny. Li Jing even nodded to Pinocchio's last sentence! I didn't expect that even Li Jing, the general of Chentangguan, felt pressured by his mother-in-law. It's true that all men in the world are the same when facing their mother-in-law.
Speaking of how much does Pinocchio hate the queen, his nose is almost stretched out to break through the atmosphere! It seems that the carpenter who can make Pinocchio is not simple. He is definitely another big boss.
[The bird king felt a little bored when he saw that all the recruited men were killed: "It's really boring. No one can be trusted these days. You have to do everything yourself."]
[The young man was a little puzzled as to why he was so confident now: "Now you are the only one left. It's impossible to defeat the five of us."]
["This statement is not accurate." The bird king retorted, then looked up at the battleship in the sky and shouted: "Bird Weiss! ! ”】
【With the shout of the Birdless King, the computer on the battleship began to operate automatically, and many black clones opened their eyes, fell to the ground and surrounded them.】
【“Oh my goodness!” This scene shocked Nezha.】
【While the clones were holding Li Jing and others, and the young man did not dare to attack because of the shadow in his heart, the Birdless King knocked the young man down in a few moves!】
【“I have to thank you this time. Thanks to you, I can find the Gorge of Time!” The Birdless King punched the young man and sent him flying.】
【The Birdless King walked towards the young man, and kept mocking him, “You wanted to be a hero, but you blew up the earth. This time it was the fault of the Time Chicken, and you helped him clean up his ass. So you are not a hero at all. ”】
【The young man came to his senses at this time, and looked at his hands and became firm. "So what if I can't be a hero? If it weren't for the Time Chicken, I wouldn't even have a chance to start over."】
【"Just like he said, time is a thing, and any modification will cause unexpected consequences."】
【The Bird Shit King stepped on the young man and said disdainfully: "So if you keep changing it, the world will be destroyed."】
【The young man closed his eyes in pain and admitted his mistake: "No, if you accept from the beginning that I blew up the world. Then the things that happened later would not have happened. It was my fault from the beginning."】
【"Well said! Young man! Hurry up." The Time Chicken ran past him and praised him.】
【The young man was shocked. "Where did you come from!"】
【"What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't I help you lure the big gecko away? "Time Chicken was sweating profusely and was still running for his life.】
[The young man complained directly: "You didn't lead it away at all, okay!"]
["Then what is chasing me? ! ! "The young man found that Time Chicken's bodyA large group of Megalodon appeared and chased him. 】
[The Birdless King and the Young Man were completely shocked: "Where did you attract so many from!!"]
"Hahaha, as expected, the appearance of Time Chicken is hilarious. It really made me laugh... Hahaha, it's almost over, and he's still running."
"It seems that I really blamed you, Time Chicken! I thought you really left the young man and ran away... So you didn't realize from the beginning that you didn't lead the Megalodon away?!"
Don't worry about me... At this time, everyone thought of Time Chicken's brainwashing words again and felt speechless. Time Chicken couldn't have been running since then, and ran until now! ! This has directly crossed half of the planet! !
You know, the young man and his friends were teleported here after unlocking the seal, but Time Chicken ran here directly from the seal... This distance, even the marathon champion would be ashamed!
Also, I didn't expect that you have such physical strength in your fat body! You can really run.
By the way, how did you seduce such a large group of Megalodons to chase you? ! If you had looked back when you helped the boy attract attention, you wouldn't have run so far!
Time Chicken is indeed a walking joke. The people watching the screen only felt that there were a lot of slots waiting for them to complain... And in the current situation, are you sure you led him away instead of attracting him? !
A World of 100,000 Bad Jokes
"I didn't expect that I was wrong before. I thought he was scared and left me and ran away. It turned out that he was just stupid enough not to notice." The boy suddenly felt a little guilty. It seems that the previous Time Chicken was really to lead away the Megalodons!
Then this guilt disappeared immediately. Did the Time Chicken run to the Jurassic? ! Where did it attract so many dinosaurs? It's already chaotic enough at this time, so don't make things worse, okay? Do you think they don't die fast enough!
Athena, who was still traveling with Little King Kong at this time, watched the video and silently complained: "How long and how far has Time Chicken run?!..."
"I don't know, it seems to have been running from the middle of the video to now." The river god tilted his head and thought about it.
Little King Kong sighed and marveled: "Tsk tsk... It's a pity not to run a marathon with this physical strength and endurance."
["Did you win a prize or get it for recharging your phone bill? How hard did you work? The show is over!!" The young man who was stepped on also started to complain at this moment, and began to collect the energy of complaining, and the cross hair on his head began to light up. 】
【Then a golden light flashed, and the young man appeared directly in front of the Time Chicken, saying unhappily: "Don't make trouble if you don't want to help!"】
【The Birdless King didn't care: "I actually let you collect the energy of complaints again, so what? You are worried that your energy will get out of control, so you don't dare to attack at all."】
【"You are not a hero at all, you should just watch at ease..." Before the Birdless King finished speaking, he was hit by a goldenThe huge hand flew away, and the clones that were entangled with Nezha and others were instantly solved by a golden light! 】
【At this moment, the young man changed his skin and floated in the air. He was wearing a black tights with golden light flowing through it, a dark green cape, and the cross-hair on his head was shining with golden light. 】
【“You’re right, I’m not cut out to be a hero. I’m the bad guy who blew up the Earth, so let’s see who’s worse!!”】
“Fuck… Is this Superman or Green Lantern?! Can just complaining generate such powerful energy? Energy is not conserved at all…!”
“This is the complaining energy I mentioned before. It looks really extraordinary. It turned him into Superman! He does look a bit handsome!”
What about the remaining silly energy? Is it because they are silly from time to time… No wonder the gods in that world are silly from time to time. It seems too dangerous. Even the smartest people will become stupider if they go there! !
【The young man is entangled with the bird-shit king, while the Megalodon on the other side is running towards Li Jing and Nezha! 】
[Nezha clenched his fist and was about to step forward, but was stopped by Li Jing: "Stop! Don't do anything!"]
[Pinocchio hurriedly said: "General Li, we can't deal with these monsters with just the two of us!"]
[Li Jing drew his sword and looked at the Megalodon rushing towards them quietly: "You don't have to do anything. Leave it to Lao Fu to deal with it."]
[Li Jing's sword flashed and landed directly behind the Megalodon. Shiguang Chicken, Pinocchio and others were full of surprise: "You didn't catch the sword with your bare hands?!!!"]
[Then a blood-red line appeared in the middle of the Megalodon, and it broke into two halves in the middle like paper. 】
[Li Jing said calmly: "A monster that can't even put its hands together is not worthy of being my enemy!!"]
[The remaining dinosaurs were waving their claws cutely, trying to put them together, but were killed instantly by Li Jing again! 】
[At this time, a big red font appeared next to Li Jing: "The No. 1 Swordsman of the Shang Dynasty! Li Jing!"] (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
This scene made all the people watching the screen burst into laughter. Did they see it right? It was said to be non-lethal, but it was killed instantly? !
"Fuck!! So cool, so domineering, General Li, super control plus super high output is simply invincible!!"
"Those who can put their hands together should come over and take the sword, and those who can't put their hands together will be killed instantly? Damn, can you be reasonable? This is simply invincible."
"He is worthy of being the number one swordsman in the Shang Dynasty. This swordsmanship is just like the concept of crushing the river god...!"
If it weren't for the video broadcast, who would dare to believe that there is such an unreasonable swordsmanship in the world! ! Those who can't put their hands together can't even be Li Jing's opponentThe hands are not even worthy, those who can put their palms together should come and kneel down to receive the sword! []
Isn't this targeting Yang Guo? ! The one-armed man was also killed instantly... He was directly put on the instant kill list, it seems to be a bit targeted.
And who would have thought that the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs was that they couldn't put their hands together! It's a joke on the world...
Super God Academy: The Heroic Army
"Damn! It's simply the strongest group control skill and the full 0.6 HP killing skill. Either kneel down or die, it's that simple." Liang Bing was stunned. She has been wandering in the universe for so many years and has never seen such an outrageous skill.
I thought that it was 100% that being caught by bare hands would not be lethal, but it turned out to be the rule boss. Those who don't meet the conditions will die directly.
This is the countless times she has been surprised. She always feels that if she continues to watch, she will have a heart attack. This universe is really terrible. I don't know if the divine body can withstand it.
The Prequel to the Lotus Lantern
"This is directly the power of the law. Either kneel down or die. There is no way to resist." Jade Ding Zhenren hid in the cave and almost fainted after seeing this scene. Is this magic really something that a mortal in the world can master...
This simply doesn't make sense!
The World of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes
"Have all the mortals in the future become so powerful?" Athena's face became Buddhist, and she suddenly had the idea of giving up. After all, their gods couldn't keep up with the times. Are all these skills aimed at invincibility?
Thinking of this, I suddenly felt that the Queen Witch was really lucky. She was able to chase Li Jing and Pinocchio for so long and still be alive. If Li Jing had a little murderous intention, he would have killed her long ago.
And this Li Jing is invincible whether in singles or team battles! I control you in single combat, and all of you in team combat. All of you should kneel down and receive the sword. Those who cannot be controlled will be killed directly. There is no right to choose at all.
"Li has practiced sword for many years, but has never hurt anyone. It turns out that I am not bragging, but a humble statement!" Xiao Jin Gang remembered what Li Jing said before. He thought that he had no lethality so he had never hurt anyone. It turned out that he was well controlled...