Chapter 244
Chapter 244
Chapter 244 So, do you know my name?
[Just when the young man was still looking at Xiao Jin Gang mopping the floor in confusion, a sudden noise made him look back. ]
["Dear, there is a big discount on milk in the supermarket today!" At this time, the mature version of Xiao Qing excitedly pushed open the door, wearing a relatively revealing bikini and her favorite adventure suit, and holding the supermarket discount slip in her hand. ]
[At this time, Xiao Qing realized that there seemed to be a guest at home. The three of them looked at each other in surprise, and the air suddenly became quiet. ]
"Oh my god!! Is this really Xiao Qing?! The food is too good. After growing up, she is completely different from before, especially her mind... How broad."
Everyone saw at a glance that this was definitely Xiao Qing after growing up. She really changed a lot. If it weren't for the birthday gift that Xiao Jin Gang gave her at that time hanging around her neck! I almost didn't recognize her.
"It seems that Xiaoqing is also immortal. She can live to this day, and she is with Xiaojin Gang as she wished, and they even have a child."
Everyone showed an expression of "as expected". Judging from the degree of love Xiaoqing gave Xiaojin Gang, Xiaojin Gang definitely gave him the ability to live forever! It's just that the dressing style seems to have become a little bolder, or is this their unique taste? !
Then I looked at the supermarket sale flyer in Xiaoqing's hand and was a little confused! This seems to be the same supermarket as the flyer in the hands of the gangster. How many chain supermarkets do you have? Flyers can be sent here.
And Xiaoqing is so happy about the milk supermarket sale? ! ... Xiaojin Gang, we are not saying you, you have become a time and space manager, which sounds so awesome. You can modify time and space anytime and anywhere. Do you have to live so hard under these conditions~ ah? !
Everyone finally understood why Shiguangji always mentioned that he hadn't paid off his mortgage and bought insurance himself. It turned out that his boss Xiao Jin Gang was the same as him, busy earning money for milk powder.
Fox Spirit Matchmaker World
"It seems that lovers finally get married!" Under the Tushan tree, at the end of the previous video, Tushan Rongrong thought that Xiao Jin Gang and Xiao Qing were not destined to be together, but unexpectedly, they ended up together.
But is this milk really that delicious? ! I'm just giving you a discount, Tushan Rongrong slightly tilted her chest, and then looked at Xiao Qing on the screen.
"………"
Then she was silent. Obviously, everyone was the same when they were young! Why did Xiao Qing develop into that? This is too unfair.
The World Under One Person
"Is it my illusion? I always feel that the gods in it are inexplicably down-to-earth... and a little bit frivolous." Zhang Chulan looked like an old man on the subway looking at his phone. It turns out that Xiao Jin Gang is so awesome, but he still has to stay at home to take care of the children.
Xiao Qing was very happy because the supermarket milk was discounted. She always felt like she was watching a family drama version of the gods. How could it be so down-to-earth!
"So, this is not the so-called time at all.Empty Temple, this is obviously Xiao Jin Gang's home!"
Wang Ye on Mount Wudang also felt a headache, and stretched out his hand to rub his forehead! If he had known this, why did the Time Chicken break the seal before?!
And Time Chicken, don't you know the location? Just come to Xiao Jin Gang's home!... If it doesn't work, just call him and everything will be solved! Why are there so many troubles!
A World of 100,000 Bad Jokes
Xiao Qing suddenly became shy. She didn't expect that she and Xiao Jin Gang would have a child in the future. Should she name him Xiao Jin Jin or Xiao Gang Gang?
Xiao Qing has even thought of the child's name now, and then suddenly feels that something is wrong. She turns her head to look at the bruised Xiao Jin Gang and runs over immediately.
"Xiao Jin Gang! What's wrong with you? ! Who did this? It's really too much. "Xiao Qing suddenly hugged Xiao Jin Gang with a look of heartache, forgetting that she was the culprit.
"Hmmmm--" Xiao Jin Gang, with a bruised face and swollen nose, hummed twice with tears, probably meaning that I had offended someone.
Thor, the river god of Athena, who watched Xiao Qing's expression change throughout the whole process, was all frowning. Is this double standard?! He changed his face faster than turning a book.
[The scene changed, and the young man sat on the sofa without knowing when, and there was a cup of tea on the table. At this moment, the young man's eyes were dull as if his brain had short-circuited, but he was constantly complaining in his heart.]
["What's the situation now? What's the matter with this family atmosphere? Is this the Temple of Time and Space? Or did I go to the wrong door?"]
["No! This guy is Xiao Jin Gang. But why would the time and space manager be a character tamed by his wife? ”]
[Just when the young man was daydreaming, Xiaoqing took Xiao Jin Gang back to the room and gave him a lecture, and her voice could be heard from time to time in the living room.]
[“Don’t call me wife! Call me your wife! Pah! !”]
[The young man in the living room was startled. At this time, the door of the room opened, and Xiao Jin Gang walked out silently with a bright red slap mark on his face.]
“Hahahaha, even if Xiao Jin Gang became a god, he was still controlled by Xiaoqing. Don’t call me wife! Call me your wife! !”
“Xiao Jin Gang has no choice. Who told him to love Xiaoqing all the time? He just spoils her! No matter how awesome he is, he still has to be obedient at home. ”
Shh~——!! Looking at the bright red slap marks on Xiao Jin Gang’s face! Everyone outside the video gasped and touched their faces subconsciously.
This Xiao Qing seems to be a bit fierce! No wonder Xiao Jin Gang has to stay at home and mop the floor. With this temper, if he is caught disobedient, he will be beaten!
I blamed Xiao Jin Gang wrongly before. It turns out that he is the one who is in dire straits.
[“This is what happened.” The young man directly told Xiao Jin Gang the whole story and the reason for coming here.]
[“So it was you who blew it up!” Xiao Jin Gang’s voice seemed to beLike the two-channel voice, he now returned to his serious state and looked at the young man with his arms folded across his chest. 】
[“I just…” The young man was about to argue, but then he was relieved and smiled slightly: “Yes, I did it.”]
[Little King Kong asked him what he thought: “Then do you want to change everything back to the way it was?”]
[“If possible, Nezha and Pinocchio…” The young man was about to say what he thought, but was interrupted by Little King Kong. 】
[“Oh, what trouble!” Little King Kong stretched out his hand to pick his nose, looking careless! 】
[The young man was speechless and could only complain in his heart, "What kind of attitude is this?"]
[Then Little King Kong showed a look of disgust again: "The time and space manager is broken, so I can only modify it myself."]
[The young man continued to perform steadily, constantly complaining: "The way Time Chicken likes to complain is simply imitating others."]
"The young man has finally seen it through. No matter how he tries to argue about what has already happened, he might as well think about how to remedy it!"
"Now I finally know why Time Chicken has become like this. Sure enough, the culprit is you, Little King Kong!!"
No wonder Time Chicken is so complaining, plus his catchphrase is already familiar to everyone! And the ability to change with the wind has been learned by Time Chicken!
"By the way, what kind of ability does Xiao Jin Gang have? He can even modify the chaos of time and space."
Although I don't know how Xiao Jin Gang came up with this idea, it must be related to his new ability.
[Xiao Jin Gang spread his hands helplessly: "All I can do now is to separate the mixed time and space. I can't do anything about what has happened."]
["As long as we can separate the people who don't belong to this time and space and stop the chaos, that's enough." It's better to say that this is the best result, the young man said hurriedly. ]
["Is this okay?!" Xiao Jin Gang asked again, and after getting a positive answer, he picked up the landline phone next to him. 】
[“Hello, I’m the space-time manager, Little King Kong. Yes, that’s right! That’s right. I’ll deduct the money. I’ll definitely deduct the money.”]
[“Well, OK, I’ll hang up!” Little King Kong hung up the phone after saying that, revealing a tired look: “I’ve finished the modification. What a hassle!”]
“Is this… finished?! Where’s the grand scene I imagined, where the divine light suddenly appeared, and the golden lotus surged with the wind and rain when I raised my hand?!”
“What are you tired of!! It’s just a phone call. Is it that simple to separate space and time? Can you be a little more careless!!”
After seeing this scene, everyone was completely stunned. It turns out that repairing space and time is so simple! ...Don’t talk about the grand scene. This is just like a veteran in the workplace of a company. It’s equivalent to just making a phone call to ask someone to deal with it.
And don’t be so exaggerated. You don’t even have to be tired.What the hell, how much do you hate troubles! ! (To read the most exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
Although the process of repairing time and space is quite outrageous, the only thing that everyone can be sure of is that Shiguangji's salary will be deducted! Didn't you see that the phone said three times that it would be deducted, it would be deducted. At least the job is saved.
"I am more curious, who did Xiao Jin Gang contact with this phone call? Did he outsource this work?"
Everyone guessed that the most likely ones were the four main gods. Although they didn't look good in the last video, they were gods born at the beginning of creation. How could it be so simple?
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A world of one hundred thousand bad jokes[]
"This time, I'm done! My salary will definitely be deducted, the mortgage is not paid off, I have to buy insurance myself, they are on vacation, I work overtime... I might even lose my job!" Shiguangji's whole body suddenly became gray, and he kept complaining.
But fortunately, the job was saved. Otherwise, where would I find a new job in this bad market? Otherwise, I might really have to join KFC's luxury lunch...
The World Under One Person
"No, can this situation be solved by phone?!" Wang was also stunned. What kind of immortal boss is this? This level of crisis can also be solved by phone.
Since there is a landline, I don't believe that the time chicken, as a subordinate, will not have the phone number of his leader, Xiao Jin Gang! ! What were you doing before? Calling! !
["For the sake of saving the earth, I can actually try to adjust your time back." Xiao Jin Gang glanced at the young man. As a space-time manager, he actually saw everything that happened, but he was on vacation before and had no time to deal with him. ]
["No need!" The young man no longer cares about these things. 】
[Little King Kong was a little surprised: "You will be regarded as the great devil who destroyed the world, and you will be infamous for thousands of years."]
[The young man slowly breathed a sigh of relief: "It doesn't matter, I don't want to touch time anymore. This time I almost destroyed the universe! If it happens again, who knows what kind of trouble it will bring!"]
["Time is a thing that will cause unexpected results as long as it is modified."]
[The picture began to change, and the time chicken returned to the Canyon of Time to repair the time and space manager.]
[Snow White returned to the forest. When a figure riding a white horse appeared in front of her, Snow White's eyes sank. Who found that it was not the Prince Charming who came out, but the four people of Tang Monk who went to the West to seek scriptures. Pinocchio appeared behind Snow White, and the two hugged each other again in love.]
[On the other side, Li Jing stood on the cliff and glanced at Nezha who was playing with the sand castle below, and smiled slightly. 】
"Hahaha, sometimes the one riding a white horse may not be the Prince Charming, but may be Tang Monk! How did Tang Monk end up on the set of Snow White?"
"Maybe this is the best ending.Well, Li Jing couldn't bear to leave Nezha, and everyone returned to the original time and space, and everything returned to the original state. "
What surprised everyone the most was that the Time Chicken could actually repair the Time and Space Manager! I didn't expect that this sentence was not bragging.
"The young man has completely let it go. Even if his name is infamous for thousands of years, he doesn't want to touch time again... Um, what is the name of the young man?"
Everyone was stunned. The young man seemed to have never said his name until now. They just called him according to the way the Time Chicken called him! After all, the name of the young man was quite touching when it came out of the Time Chicken's mouth.
["So, let's do it!" The young man had no idea of adjusting his timeline back.]
["I understand." Little King Kong glanced at him and slowly stood up: "Then as a reward for saving the earth, I will give you a small gift. Your name will not be erased from time and space, people will only remember that there is a big devil. ”】
【“But they will never remember your name, so it doesn’t matter even if you are infamous for thousands of years.”】
【“Is it really possible?” The young man was a little excited after hearing this.】
【Then he turned his head with some doubts, as if asking the people outside the video: “So, do you still remember my name?”】
“Why are you asking me? ! I don’t know, get out! Go check your ID card yourself, who knows your name! From the beginning to now, you haven’t said a word of your name.”
“I just realized now that when those people who don’t know how to use time and space confusion got together, they didn’t seem to introduce themselves...”
“I know, your name is Shao Nian Lang! ”
It was the first time that everyone saw a person who appeared frequently in the whole show and could even be called the protagonist, but they didn’t know his name until the end, and he didn’t even say a word.
Li Jing called the young man benefactor, and Nezha called him big brother... Uh~, everyone was frowning as they thought about it. So the video was over, but we still don’t know the protagonist’s name?!
Then why are you afraid of your name being infamous for thousands of years?! No one knows what your name is!! What difference does it make whether it is erased or not... It’s all the same.
ps: It’s over, I have to catch up on the anime again.
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