met free Chapter 247
Chapter 247
Chapter 247 You are standing on my xx!!
[The scene changed, and two figures walked out of the deep sea on a wide beach! ]
["Your Highness, please stay!" A turtle in an official robe persuaded Ao Bing beside him: "Your Majesty has something to ask Your Highness, please go back to the Dragon Palace as soon as possible."]
[Ao Bing, who had blue hair and freckles on his face, was a little impatient at this time: "What's the matter?! Can I go back later? Just go back and tell my parents like this!"]
[Not far from the beach, Nezha was buried in the sand pit, with his head exposed. He relaxed and looked quite contented: "It's so comfortable to bask in the sun in the beach."]
[Ao Bing After seeing Nezha's cute face, he became unfocused: "Oh, what a cute girl! I have to flirt with her!"]
"Hey! Ao Bing is not bad looking, but his taste is poor, he only looks at her face. Now I just want to say one thing, run away! Otherwise you will die miserably."
"Nezha is really cute, even Li Jing thought she was a girl at first! Of course, if you still have thoughts after seeing Nezha's figure, I can only say that I admire you."
Everyone looked at this scene that seemed to be developing according to myths and legends, and began to shake their heads and sigh at Ao Bing. This unlucky child, why did he flirt with her for no reason? !
Thinking of Nezha's terrifying strange power and sturdy figure, everyone looked at Ao Bing with admiration, what a man, I can only wish you good luck.
The World Under One Person
"Hey, Ao Bing is really good at chatting up! It's a pity that he found the wrong person. He will have to pay a heavy price next..."
While talking, Wang Ye was suddenly stunned. This is not right! Nezha didn't even use the Hun Tian Ling to make trouble in the sea, and he didn't even have the Hun Tian Ling. Why did Ao Bing come up? !
Wang Ye couldn't imagine the subsequent development and could only sigh. Why did the Third Prince make things difficult for the Third Prince? I hope they are okay.
[Ao Bing decisively walked up to chat up and raised a thumb: "Oh, the girl is in a good mood! The girl is really a great beauty. Why don't you come and accompany me to do something happy."]
[Looking at the figure standing above, Nezha stared with his big watery eyes and whispered: "Uh, can you stand back for a while?"]
["Ah?!" Ao Bing didn't understand what Nezha meant. 】
[Nezha could only smile and say: "You are standing on someone's xx!"]
[Ao Bing's mind went blank when he heard this and he mechanically said: "Ah?!..."]
[Nezha became a little shy: "You are so annoying. You have to ask me to say it a second time. You are standing on someone's xx!"]
[Seeing that Ao Bing hadn't reacted yet, Nezha climbed up from the sand pit, wearing a 3-point swimsuit and showing off his strong muscles: "You are standing on someone's xx! How many times do you want me to say it? Shame on you..."]
[Ao Bing looked at the humanoid Gundam and his mind went blank.He foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground. 】
"Haha, this mute is great! It looks like he's standing on his abdominal muscles, but it's hard to say where he is."
"It's no wonder Ao Bing was dumbfounded. After all, seeing a pretty girl, she might take out something bigger than you, and you're dumbfounded too!!"
Everyone burst into laughter when they saw this! It's so funny to see Ao Bing's dumbfounded expression.
I told you to flirt with her! This is the girl you think is iconic, and now you're dumbfounded, right? This is the consequence of just looking at her face... But Nezha, with your figure, you're wearing a bikini, it's really a bit eye-catching! If you're not prepared, you really can't stand it.
And Ao Bing, what you're doing is not flirting at all. Who flirts with someone and asks them if they're willing to do something fun with you? ! You're teasing them and being a hooligan.
"This seems to be what happened after the time-space disorder was repaired!"
Everyone thought that when the time-space disorder was repaired, Nezha was buried in the sand and basking in the sun. Unexpectedly, it was connected with the previous video.
["Brother, are you okay? What happened?" Nezha looked at the fainted Ao Bing nervously, and then stretched out his hand to feel his breath. ]
["No, there is no breath. We must rescue him quickly!" Nezha crossed his hands and placed them on Ao Bing's chest, and was a little uncertain: "Compress the heart?!" ]
["I press!" Nezha's veins popped up all over his body, and then he pressed it down, and blood splattered all over, some of which splashed on his body. ]
["Ah! Oops, it seems that I used too much force." Nezha didn't forget to sell a cute look, and then hurriedly said: "Sorry, I will assemble it for you right away." ]
[This scene scared him and he trembled all over. Nezha was assembling a mosaic with his hands, pulling a long unknown object and wondering: "What is this long thing?! This doesn't seem right."]
[Prime Minister Turtle turned around mechanically and shouted to the sky: "Damn it! Kill someone!"]
["No, kill the dragon!" Prime Minister Turtle ran back to the deep sea. ]
"Gudong...! Now I can't imagine how much strength Ao Bing has endured. It has become a mosaic."
Everyone swallowed their saliva in fear when they saw this scene. Good guy! This is the first time I have seen CPR can press a person into a mosaic. This time it's really like a biscuit... a biscuit.
"It can't be blamed on Nezha. After all, he is just a child. Although he is big, he doesn't know if he has any strength at the age of ten, and he can't control the strength."
This is the so-called girl next door has grown up, with the strength to pull the mountain and the courage to conquer the world. Who could have thought that Ao Bing, the Third Prince of the East Sea, would die from CPR!!
So this is the so-called Nezha Trouble in the Sea in the myth, killing Ao Bing and then skinning him and pulling out his tendons!
This looks like an accidental death, and the cause of the incident was Ao Bing's flirting?! Then the so-called dragon tendon pulling is also from this, it really is like a knife cutting the buttocks and opening the eyes. (To read the exciting novels, go to Flylu Novel Network!)
One Person Under the Heaven
"Everything seems to be on the right track for him. Is the general trend really irreversible?" Wang Ye also didn't want this well-behaved Nezha to follow the mythological story of scraping bones to repay his father and cutting flesh to repay his mother!
Originally, he thought that the development of things had changed. After all, Nezha didn't have the Qiankun Circle and Hun Tian Ling, and was just basking in the sun there.
But he didn't expect Ao Bing to die in Nezha's hands.
The List of Gods: Deep Love for Sons[]
"This time I have offended the Dragon King of the East Sea. Will Nezha in every world experience this?!" Yin Shi Niang had a bad premonition at this moment, feeling that everything her Nezha had experienced. It seemed that even Nezha in the video could not avoid it.
Why? ! Yin Shiniang thought that according to the gentle and innocent character of the little Nezha, he would not be killed.
But it seemed that Ao Bing's death was destined by heaven. Could it be that Nezha would eventually suffer this disaster? Thinking of this, Yin Shiniang's face became sad.
Thinking of Jing Ge's attitude towards Nezha in her own world, she felt helpless... She only hoped that Jing Ge in that world could protect Nezha and not let him experience such pain again.
[“.Li Jing! Come out and die! I'm waiting here with a gun, come out and die!” A few days later, the extremely dark black clouds pressed towards Chentang Pass, and the sky kept echoing with shouting and cursing. Li Jing in the pass was still playing with his iPad and shopping at Suning.com. ]
[“Oh, who is so bad at choosing the time! Master, I'm shopping at Suning.com.” Li Jing seemed to be called by someone again for a moment, but he didn't care too much. 】
【“Master! Something terrible has happened.” At this time, the housekeeper Wang Er pushed open the door and walked in anxiously. Finally, he put on a hat with the words Tai Er written on it, and started rapping with a microphone in his hand. 】
【“Yo Yo, Master, listen to my story. A group of gods came outside and rode on clouds and mist... (I won’t write this to avoid water)”】
【“Uh, where is the master?!” After Wang Er finished speaking, he found that Li Jing was no longer in the room. 】
"What a guy waiting here with a gun... I don't know whether to say they are advanced or backward! You are in the age of gods! Why are you holding guns!!"
"Oh my god! It's really advanced. In ancient times, there was iPad. It turns out that General Li played with the tablet every day besides training soldiers."
Everyone was speechless when they saw more and more explosive products appearing. Although it was not the first time, they still wanted to say, how could there be such a thing in ancient times (good Wang)? ! Respect the background of the times! !
"This Wang Er's rap is quite exciting. He can even debut. However, this hat, suit and microphone are really too much of a show."
The Li family is really full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers. Not to mention that it is really rhyming. He might as well debut directly.Forget being a singer, why be a servant? !
[Li Jing walked into the courtyard and looked up at the figure in the sky: "Li Jing is here, what do you want me for!"]
[Above the dark clouds, a beautiful woman with dragon horns and blue hair looked down with anger and said sternly: "Li Jing, do you recognize me?"]
[Li Jing clasped his fists and saluted: "Ah, it turns out to be Sister Ao Guang. I haven't seen you for many years. I hope you are well."]
"Fuck! This Dragon King is so beautiful, I love you. If Sister Dragon King looks like this, I must support her."
"These days, if you are single for a long time, you will think that a dragon is beautiful. I have to say that Sister Dragon King is good!"
A group of old perverts outside the screen stood on the side of the Dragon King. After all, for them, appearance is justice!
"I wonder how Li Jing and the Dragon King became senior and junior. Did they go to the same school?!"
The people watching the screen almost vomited blood. What kind of messed up relationship is this? The Dragon King of the East China Sea is actually Li Jing's senior. Is this too outrageous...