Chapter 250
Chapter 250
Aunt Wang seemed to have heard some horror story, and said with a worried look on her face: "Little girl, I tell you, go back and apologize to your mother now! Hurry up, this is a big deal!"
The uncle sitting opposite nodded seriously: "This is no different from slapping your mother in the face."
The proprietress who came to bring water to Yu Xunge also joined the topic: "There are three unfilial acts, and interrupting your parents is the first one."
The aunt sitting on the right shook her head and sighed: "If I die one day, my son will burn eleven cards of the same suit for me plus a red middle, and I can directly smash the coffin and crawl out from the ground."
Aunt Wang thought about it and felt that she had a better metaphor: "You young people can play flying chess, right? It's like your plane arrived at the door of your house, but was hit back to the starting point. Tell me, are you angry?"
Yu Xunge realized: ... The first time she beat Yu Xunhuan when she was a child was because he hit his plane back when he had already reached the door of his house when playing flying chess.
Seeing Yu Xunge's serious expression as if she had been sentenced to death, the uncle asked with concern: "Is she my biological mother?"
Yu Xunge: "...No."
The uncle & Aunt Wang & Aunt Liu & the boss lady & several uncles and aunts who were eavesdropping at the next table said in unison: "That's it!"
You are practicing chorus! So neat!
Yu Xunge left the house at 3 pm and walked into the mahjong hall before 5 pm. She sat at the mahjong table thinking that she would learn the rules and play a few rounds before going back, but she ended up playing all night... Everyone was a player, and their level was not low, so it was easy to play all night.
In the middle of the game, Tu Lan came to her angrily and asked her if she wanted to go home, but she was pulled over by another table that was short of one player.
At 10 am the next day, Zhao Shuying came to the mahjong hall and walked to the table silently.
At this time, Yu Xunge and Tu Lan had already sat together at the same table. In order to play mahjong more conveniently, Tu Lan even changed to a height of about 1.7 meters, and held a lollipop in his mouth professionally. Each of them had a cup of iced milk tea in their hands, which looked very professional.
Yu Xunge frowned and touched the cards, face down, rubbed his thumbs back and forth, and finally turned it over with an unhappy face and played it out: "30,000!"
Zhao Shuying: "..." It's over, the pillar of China, it's over!
Zhao Shuying cleared her throat: "Xiao Yu, have you eaten?"
Yu Xunge glanced at her: "Why are you here? I ate, have you eaten?"
Zhao Shuying asked again: "Have you seen the private messages and text messages I sent you about the game?"
Yu Xunge: "No, I'm very busy. What's the matter? Didn't you say you would go to class at 3 pm?"
Zhao Shuying: "...Since 8 o'clock in the morning, the scene of you and Tu Lan playing mahjong has been broadcast live."
Yu Xunge paused when she touched the cards. No wonder she felt someone was peeking at her at that time. She thought she was secretly photographed by a passerby and sat up straighter.
Zhao Shuying suppressed her laughter and said: "Well, including your fraudulent win, playing tricks to prevent Tu Lan from touching the cards you wanted to eat, regretting after touching the wrong cards and playing the cards that could win, and trying to bribe your friends with money to pretend not to see them after being rejected... All of these were broadcasted, and everyone said that your card quality is like gray equipment..." It's garbage! !
Yu Xunge didn't even frown and asked, "What about my mahjong skills? Am I a natural mahjong master?"
Zhao Shuying was choked and told the truth: "...They said that we can talk about mahjong skills when you stop playing mahjong in sections."
Tu Lan, who was standing by, quietly put the mahjong train in front of him together.
Yu Xunge put down the mahjong with a serious face and said, "Very good, I declare that I have quit."
Tu Lan and the other two mahjong players at the table looked at him murderously.
Tu Lan said angrily, "Did you find that you can't play mahjong and that's why you said that?!"
Yu Xunge: "Ha! Funny, how could it be possible! Keep going! Xiao Zhao, please find the live broadcast and turn it off."
Zhao Shuying: "I had already dealt with it when I came in, but it has been broadcasted and cannot be banned unless we ban you."
Yu Xunge: "...Thank you, but it's not necessary."
Yu Xunge and Tu Lan were directly taken out of the mahjong hall by Zhao Shuying and taken to the restaurant for lunch.
After learning mahjong, Yu Xunge regretted selling 40,000 to Wu Ren. If 40,000 was still there, and she could make a straight of 30,000, 40,000, or 50,000, would she be able to see the information of this thing?
Alas, but at that time, besides 30,000 and 50,000, she only had a six-tube card from Wu Ren, and the Wanzi card had to be opened.
Zhao Shuying just watched Yu Xunge eat more and more seriously, as if thinking about some important life event.
She put down her chopsticks and poured Yu Xunge a glass of red wine: "Xiao Yu, are you under too much pressure?"
When Yu Xunge thought of mahjong, he thought of Qingyi Se,When she thought of Qing Yi Se, she thought of Wu Ren: "Hmm..."
Although she didn't explore Wu Ren's talent - not only Wu Ren, she didn't dare to explore Rukia's talent either. Whenever she had this thought, she would feel a sense of crisis - but Wu Ren's level was 120!
That day, she didn't really do it because she took into account the mahjong on her. If Wu Ren got serious... then killing her would be a piece of cake...
This is no different from getting into trouble with the final boss of the game right after leaving the novice village.
Even if she put the blame on Yu Xun Huan, but Yu Xun Huan didn't go to Ze Lan, if Yu Xun Huan could go to Ze Lan, she would definitely throw him in front of Wu Ren as soon as possible to let Wu Ren calm down!
And after Wu Ren smelled the smell of the dragon clan on her, her heart was hanging, and she didn't even dare to go to Ze Lan to sell dragon feces.
If only she could spread the dragon smell all over Ze Lan... Hmm? !
Yu Xun Ge suddenly opened his eyes wide, why not?
She asked Zhao Shuying: "Is there anyone in the Special Affairs Bureau who studies perfume?"
Zhao Shuying didn't even need to look up information, and could answer directly: "Yes, a colleague chose the Moon Fox Clan during the internal test, and learned a lot of things. He didn't give up after the internal test, because he had talent and studied a lot of good things."
Yu Xunge didn't say too much in detail: "Then can human body odor be made into perfume?"
Zhao Shuying: "I have to ask about this."
A few minutes later, she replied: "Yes, but the fragrance will only last for 3 hours."
Enough! She will add this perfume to some potions with a relatively high usage rate, auction them off at the Zelan Auction House, and then find a way to slightly change or cover up the smell on Tulan's body...
At worst, she can keep it as a hidden weapon at the critical moment of escaping to affect the judgment of the pursuers.
Yu Xunge doesn't like to procrastinate on urgent matters. After dinner, Yu Xunge dragged Zhao Shuying to find the player who is good at making perfume.
After meeting, Yu Xunge checked the other party's talent and made sure there was no problem before she put forward her needs: "I want a bottle of semi-finished perfume. When I decide who I want it to smell like, I can drip that person's sweat, tears or saliva into it. Can this be done?"
The young man replied: "Yes, but the production process is more complicated, so the price is also a bit higher."
Yu Xunge directly placed an order for 100 bottles. The other party did not want gold coins, but only asked her to modify his luck value every day when she came to class in the past week.
This was more cost-effective for Yu Xunge than giving money directly, so she agreed directly.
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