Chapter 160: 3 world scam! By mistake! Working Niu Niu!
Chapter 160: 3 world scam! By mistake! Working Niu Niu!
The name Xu Le.
Lu Ming thought that he would never hear it again in his lifetime.
But I never expected to hear it from the Bull Demon King's mouth.
Xu Le.
The user of the Soul-Soul Fruit in the previous life.
And in this life, it is him, Lu Ming!
"Are you controlling the Soul-Soul Fruit?" Lu Ming was stunned.
The Bull Demon King curled his lips and said unhappily:
"Backhand!"
"These are all the backup plans we left behind!"
"Fortunately, I left a backup plan, otherwise the entire Three Realms would have been deceived by that treacherous and despicable Taoist!!!"
"Ah?" Lu Ming was stunned.
"This matter has to start from the end of the world..."
"At that time, the world was about to end, and the gods fell one after another. It was when the gods of the three realms were in distress!"
"A Taoist priest appeared out of nowhere and created this devil fruit method."
"Thank goodness for us, we still think he is a good person."
"Pooh!!!"
"This insidious, despicable, shameless and despicable bastard!"
"He deceived the gods of the three realms!!!"
Hearing this, Lu Ming swallowed his saliva, a cold sweat ran down his forehead, and a bad feeling emerged in his heart.
"No... not really."
"Not really!? How come not really!?"
The Bull Demon King glared at him with his bull eyes and shouted angrily.
"Damn it, they taught us the method of using the devil fruit, but they didn't tell us how to unlock it!!!"
"What's the difference between this and selling a lock without selling the key?"
“This is really a big problem for us!”
"How many years have passed! How many years have passed! We have been huddled in this tiny devil fruit!"
"We are looking forward to it, waiting for that Taoist to appear again and rescue us."
"But if we really can't wait any longer, then we won't wait any longer!"
"Fortunately, Daozu left a backup plan!"
"At that time, a wisp of primordial purple energy escaped and turned into the Soul-Soul Fruit. It controls generations of Soul-Soul Fruit users and asks them to come and rescue us as soon as possible."
"If one generation doesn't work, we restart the next generation, over and over again, and finally it comes to your generation."
"You are quite understanding!"
"I, Old Cow, advise you to collect all the devil fruits in the form of gods as soon as possible."
"The mission of rescuing the gods and saving the three realms depends on you."
With every word the Bull Demon King spoke, Lu Ming's face turned paler and a hint of panic flashed across his face.
Is it possible that the despicable Taoist priest he was talking about was me! ?
No, no, no, no...
There must be something wrong here.
I, Lu Ming, absolutely cannot take the blame for this.
It's really huge!!!
He has brought disaster to the Three Realms and deceived the gods. He must be expelled from the Three Realms.
I am too small to carry it!
Lu Ming bit his nails, pondered, and felt that something seemed to be wrong.
That’s not right, I realized later that I made the Soul-Soul Fruit!
What on earth went wrong?
This misunderstanding has become a big deal!
"Hey, why are you asking me this? Do you know me?"
The Bull Demon King suddenly came back to his senses, looked at Lu Ming, and asked in confusion while scratching his belly.
"It's nothing, it's normal not to know each other!"
Lu Ming pretended to be calm, forced a smile, and looked at the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King looked suspicious, pouted his mouth, and said doubtfully:
"You can't hide anything from me, old cow, can you?"
"Hey, don't say it, you look more and more familiar the more I look at you..."
"I seem to have seen it somewhere... Where is it?... It has been sealed for too long and I can't remember..."
Lu Ming was sweating profusely. The Bull Demon King was suspicious and his bull face slowly moved closer.
Suddenly, Lu Ming started cursing.
"shut up!!!"
"You are such a shameless idiot who eats without paying and disturbs the public order in Luoyang!"
The Bull Demon King was stunned by the scolding.
The whole cow stood there in a daze, staring at Lu Ming blankly, and it took a long time for it to come back to its senses.
"How dare you scold me!?"
"court death!"
The Bull Demon King gritted his teeth, roared with a gloomy face, and then stretched out his big hand and waved it towards Lu Ming.
Bang! ! !
A big hand fell from the sky and tried to grab Lu Ming, but Lu Ming smiled coldly and dodged it easily.
Then he stood on the back of Bull Demon King's hand, with soul power surging in his body. The soul power in Bull Demon King's body was instantly sucked away by Lu Ming!
In an instant, the Bull Demon King changed from a giant monster as big as a mountain to a tiny bull doll.
As in "Devil Azazel is calling you"
Like a Q version of the devil Moloch.
The Bull Demon King was shocked. He sat up, looked at himself who had become smaller, and immediately became furious.
He immediately ran to Lu Ming, jumped up hard, and punched Lu Ming's knee.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE!?!?"
"You bastard, change me back quickly!!!"
"I am the Great Holy Bull Demon King!!!"
The Q version of the Bull Demon King kept attacking Lu Ming's knees, but was unable to inflict any damage.
boom--!
Lu Ming kicked the Bull Demon King directly, just like kicking a football, and the Bull Demon King flew up instantly.
Bang-!
The Bull Demon King fell heavily to the ground, his head buried in a pile of mud, and he kept struggling to get up.
As soon as the Bull Demon King stood up, he was stepped on by Lu Ming again, and then a sinister and cunning smile appeared on Lu Ming's face.
"You eat my food, drink my drinks, and you dare to fight with me!?" Lu Ming shouted coldly.
"If you have the ability, restore my old cow to its original state, and see if I can beat you, that's it!"
The Bull Demon King was stepped on and struggled constantly, with a look of humiliation and indignation on his face.
"I heard that you have been quite arrogant recently."
"He doesn't pay for meals and harasses the people of Luoyang every day. What's wrong with the Bull Demon King?"
"Bull Demon King has to pay for his meals too!"
Lu Ming scolded angrily.
"Hmph, I, Old Cow, never pay for my meals!" said the Bull Demon King disdainfully.
"Shut up!"
"Prick up your little cow ears and listen to me!"
"In Luoyang City, my rules, Lu Ming's rules, are the rules!!!"
"Do you have a fucking job? Do you have a Luoyang hukou? And you don't even pay for your meals!?"
"What's wrong with eating beef!? Eating your beef!?"
"I'm used to you!"
"I declare that from today on, you, the Bull Demon King, have been requisitioned by the Luoyang Agriculture Group and the Animal Husbandry Group!"
Lu Ming paused, and said to the confused Bull Demon King at his feet.
"From today on, your job is to till the land and breed!"
"Every month's salary will be used to compensate for the losses you have incurred during this period."
“When the deductions are finished, the salary will be paid!”
"As the Lord of Luoyang, I hope you will be dedicated to your job and become a hardworking worker!"
"You will report in a moment!"
"First, breed them and produce one million calves, which will just fill the gap in Luoyang's animal husbandry industry."
Upon hearing Lu Ming’s words, the Bull Demon King was completely stunned.
Listen to me, are you talking human language?!
Still working as a cow! ?
Even if I work myself to death I still can’t breed enough calves!
"I don't agree!!!" the Bull Demon King roared.
But Lu Ming completely ignored it.
Afterwards, Lu Ming picked up the Bull Demon King and started walking towards the animal husbandry group, conducting employee training as he walked.
"So that you can get into working mode faster."
"Now I will personally introduce to you the five things that Luoyang workers should know, the seven things to note, the eight major clauses, and... the nine elements."
"Remember to memorize it later, as it will be tested on in regular employee assessments."
"By the way, you don't have a Luoyang hukou yet, so you can't buy a house..."
“…”
A man and a cow gradually walked away.
But the Bull Demon King had a look of despair on his face.
"I just..."
"...a cow!"
"Moo moo moo moo!!!"
"..."
met free