Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 354

Xiao Yang thought for a minute and spoke.

"Today I will show you how to write about cooking in an interesting way?"

"You have to write from the perspective of shrimp."

Xiao Yang's words immediately attracted the interest of the audience in the live broadcast room.

A great god who can write "The Grave Robber's Pen".

How would he write this diary?

Xiao Yang's magnetic voice rang out.

[A shrimp died.

After death, its soul stood trembling in front of the judge in the gloomy underworld.

The judge frowned and asked sternly.

"How did you die, little shrimp?"

"Why do other shrimps often come to the underworld after dying once, but you die so many times before coming down?"

"How much time did you waste for our Black and White Impermanence?"]

The audience was stunned when they saw it! !

WTF!

The underworld?

I want to ask the Chinese teacher to see the psychological shadow area after reading it.

But everyone thought it was very interesting and couldn't wait to look back.

Xiao Yang continued:

[The little shrimp shivered and replied with grievance:

"My Lord, can you imagine that a shrimp less than 5 cm long can be made into four dishes and a soup?

First, it was made into shrimp-flavored garlic tiger skin green peppers, and I was rolled in boiling hot oil for several rounds. It was so painful.

I thought my life was over, but who would have thought that I would be skinned again, the skin and meat separated, and the shrimp skin was picked up to make shrimp soup noodles.

Soaked in the boiling water.]

As Xiao Yang spoke, Xiaoxiao gradually frowned.

"Dad, what you said is scary. "

Xiao Yang did not give up, and became happier as he spoke.

[Then, my shrimp meat was steamed in egg liquid to make a shrimp-flavored egg custard.

Just after I had escaped from the egg wrapping a little and regained some consciousness,

Then the shrimp meat was dismembered again and wrapped with overnight rice to make shrimp fried rice.

The most pitiful thing was my shrimp shell, which was wrapped in sticky flour and fried in a boiling oil pan again, and finally made into fried shrimp shell, which was extremely painful.

After these five death-like tortures, I finally came to the underworld.

After hearing this, the judge sighed slightly and felt a little more pity for the tragic experience of the shrimp.

Waved his hand: "Forget it."

"Since you have suffered so much in the underworld, you don't have to suffer anymore in the underworld."]

Xiao Yang paused.

Xiao Xiao was both afraid and fascinated.

"Then what? ? ”

Xiao Yang put his hands behind his head and lay down again.

He said lazily: "What then?"

"Isn't it over?"

"The rest, or you can write it yourself."

At this time, the barrage was boiling.

——"Fuck, Xiao Yang is awesome? ? He can write such interesting clips when cooking a dish. No wonder he can write "The Grave Robbers' Chronicles."

——"But, this is a primary school diary. What about the underworld, the judge, and the dismemberment... The teacher won't think Xiaoxiao is a problematic child? ? "

——"Big brother, please update, please open a new book."

——"No wonder, the last time I saw Xiaoxiao had a certificate for the first prize in the Chinese composition competition. With such a father tutoring at home, how can he not win the prize? ? ”

The audience in the live broadcast room praised Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao endlessly.

The live broadcast room switched to the observation room.

The host Xiao Ai was muttering.

"Hey, why doesn't Xiao Yang continue talking?"

"I want to hear the rest of the story."

"That shrimp must have experienced reincarnation and was reborn, right? ? Is it still a shrimp after reincarnation?"

"..."

She was talking.

But she heard the voice of Principal Shi.

"Isn't Xiao Yang teaching children randomly?"

"You can never write an essay like this? !

What the underworld, the judge, the oil pan, the dismemberment..."

"This is an elementary school essay, not a tomb-robbing suspense story? Not to mention a ghost story!"

"If you write like this, I guarantee that no Chinese teacher will give this essay a high score. It's good enough if they don't give it 0 points? ! "

Principal Shi's words really shocked many parents.

Cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

The child's composition scored 0 points, isn't this more terrifying than entering the underworld??

Principal Shi continued.

"Elementary school students' compositions should be lively, sunny and youthful."

"It is best to write according to the template given by the teacher."

"When writing about cooking, you have to write about the cooking process, color, fragrance, taste...several aspects."

"For example, I will say a paragraph.

Time passed by minute by minute, and the egg yolk became round and bulging like a little sun.

The egg white solidified and expanded, and also changed from transparent to white, like a little girl's skirt, and it seemed to wrap a scarf around the egg yolk.

The omelette will be ready soon. At this moment, the omelette is very crispy, golden, and fragrant.nose..."

Principal Shi made a casual remark, and the scene of a fried egg was vividly presented.

After speaking.

Xu Jiajia said: "But I think what Xiao Yang said is also very interesting, like telling a story, which makes people want to continue reading."

Principal Shi snorted coldly.

"Telling a story?"

"Parents, remember, essays are not online novels!"

"It's not enough to look good, that has to go through the exam."

"Only essays that can get high scores are good essays."

"Xiao Yang taught like this, no wonder Xiaoxiao was able to write a sentence about my Chinese teacher last time."

"Everyone thinks it's interesting, but if it's an exam, it will be 0 points."

"When parents teach their children to write essays, they should look at more excellent essay templates and can't take it for granted. ”

Xu Jiajia stopped talking.

But she didn’t quite understand,

Why do children have to follow a template when writing an essay?

Why do all people have to be the same?

If every child is trained to be the same, what’s the point??

However, many parents in the live broadcast room felt that what Principal Shi said made sense.

——"Principal Shi is right. Isn’t writing an essay just for children to pass the exam?"

——"That’s right, what did Xiao Yang say? It’s dark and scary. How dark must a person’s heart be to write such an essay?"

——"I support Principal Shi this time. This elementary school student’s essay is not a novel. It’s okay as long as he can get a high score. ”

At this time.

Xiao Yang was feeling the audience's emotions rising.

He thought, could it be that the article he mentioned scared people?

But since we are talking about this.

I haven't used the lottery skill rewarded by the system last time.

Let's draw a prize and see what we can get.

Open the system.

A blind box-like thing appeared in front of me.

Xiao Yang clicked on the lottery.

The system sounded.

[Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Fireworks skill]