Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 501

"Want a fortune teller?"

"Want a fortune teller?"

"Little boy, come and have one."

There was no tourist in front of the fortune teller's stall.

It was obvious that the fortune teller was quite free.

"Why is this grandpa wearing sunglasses, and there is no sun today."

Xiaoxiao stood one meter away, looking at the fortune teller and muttered.

Ding Li blurted out: "Because he is blind."

"Blind?"

Xiaoxiao looked at the fortune teller not far away with a puzzled look.

"If he is blind, why can he see us? And ask us if we want a fortune teller?"

Ding Li: "Uh~"

The barrage rolled:

——"6666, that makes sense, Xiaoxiao's reaction is still fast."

——"I also thought that the fortune teller wearing sunglasses was a blind man, but it turns out that he can see?"

——"You are just stereotypes."

At this time,

Yangyang approached the fortune teller's stall and asked loudly: "Grandpa, are you blind?"

Fortune teller: ? ? ?

Everyone: ? ? ?

Close to the face and open it wide.

Ding Li hurried over and pulled Yang Yang, shouting awkwardly.

"What are you talking about, kid?"

"Let's go, let's go!"

The fortune teller was not annoyed, but asked instead.

"Fortune telling?"

"Ask for good luck, tell fortunes, name, tell physiognomy... everything."

Ding Li pulled Yang Yang and waved his hand.

"No, no~"

"We don't believe it, we don't believe it."

Although Ding Li is very old, he is indeed a very firm materialist,

Fortune telling?

He doesn't believe it!

He only believes in science!

"Xiao Yang, Xiao Xiao, let's go??"

"The show will start in more than ten minutes, and we have to rush over."

Xiao Xiao was not interested in the show performances in the scenic area, and was only thinking about making money.

He walked to the fortune-telling stall and asked:

"Grandpa, are you an NPC?"

"Do you have silver bills?"

This fortune-teller is indeed an NPC of Qinghe Park.

He looked at the cute little girl in front of him and smiled slightly.

The beard on his lips also trembled.

"Little friend, I am an NPC, of ​​course I have silver bills."

"Look, is this it?" He said, and took out a handful of silver bills from his arms.

Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up and waved at Yangyang and Ding Li.

"I won't go to the show, you go."

Xiao Yang knew Xiaoxiao's plan and probably couldn't walk after seeing the silver bills, but he didn't stop her.

Fortune-teller? Anyway, he is an NPC hired by the scenic spot, so he shouldn't be a charlatan.

He won't really cheat them of much money.

Anyway, it's endorsed by the scenic spot, so it's okay to let the children experience it. . .

He also waved at Ding Li and Yangyang and let them go first.

However, Xiao Yang's fortune-telling to Xiao Xiao made many viewers in the live broadcast room sneer.

——"Fuck!!! I didn't expect that Xiao Yang, a post-00s, is still so feudal and superstitious."

——"Have you not seen a sentence on the Internet? Do post-00s choose to burn incense between going to school and working?"

——"Burn incense? I only kneel to the God of Wealth."

——"My friends, don't say it. This is a true story. When I was a child, my mother told me my fortune and said that I would be a pen holder in the future. Guess what I do now? I work as a repairman in an electronics factory, holding a multimeter pen."

——"The person above, just tell me if it's accurate or not? It is It's not related to the pen, right? ! "

——"My mother also told me my fortune before, saying that I would be a general or a navy officer when I grow up. Now I'm playing Azur Lane, and fortune-telling seems to be quite mysterious."

——"The fortune-teller told my grandfather that if I were a prince in ancient times, I would be a king of a different surname, and I would definitely become a king within 100 games of King's Rank."

——"Big brother, please help me~"

——"Big brother, please help me +1"

"..."

The audience in the live broadcast room were all talking about their own fortune-telling stories.

Xiaoxiao had already sat on the stool of the fortune-telling stall and got to the point.

"Grandpa, how many silver notes will you give me for a fortune-telling? ?"

The fortune-teller was stunned.

"?"

"Give you silver notes? ?"

"Little friend, you are wrong. You pay me silver notes, not me. One at a time."

Xiaoxiao got angry when she heard that she had to give him silver notes.

"Aren't you an NPC? Don't NPCs always give others silver bills?"

Xiaoxiao had met NPCs several times, and they all gave her silver bills. This was the first time he met an NPC who asked tourists for silver bills.

Xiaoxiao immediately left.

"Hmph!"

"Then I won't count it!!"

At this time.

The fortune teller immediately said, stroking his beard and smiling.

"Wait, this little"Sir"

"You calculate first, you must not ask for money, I will give you 5 silver notes, okay? ?"

Audience:

——"I see, I see, it feels like this, I used to listen to the fortune teller's words and sat down, and then I fell into the trap."

——"Haha, this fortune teller looks really good."

Xiaoxiao sat down on the seat again after hearing that he could not calculate 5 silver notes.

"Can you calculate everything?"

The fortune teller stroked his beard and smiled.

"Of course~"

Although this is an NPC of Qinghe Park, he can also be regarded as a fortune teller.

He knows a little about fortune telling, but he can make a living with this knowledge alone, and from time to time he says that he sells a few small things to the hearts of tourists and earns some extra money.

This is also the reason why his work attitude is so positive..

Xiaoxiao's little mouth was still muttering: "You must not give money, and you must give me 5 silver notes. ”

The fortune teller nodded.

“Okay, okay~

Then he took out a piece of white paper from the pile of white paper on the table and said with a pen.

“Tell me about your birth date.”

Xiaoxiao: “Grandpa, what is the birth date?”

Fortune teller: “It’s your date of birth, what time of birth?”

“Little boy, do you know?”

“If you don’t know, ask your father.”

Xiaoxiao looked at the fortune teller sincerely.

"Grandpa, didn't you just say you can calculate everything?"

"You can't even calculate my date of birth. You are not accurate. Give me the banknotes!"

Fortune teller: ...

Audience:

——"Hahaha, Xiaoxiao is using a bug for banknotes."

——"6666, but Xiaoxiao's logic is right, that is, can't you calculate everything? You can't even calculate Xiaoxiao's birth date."

——"This fortune teller can mess with anyone else, but he messed with Xiaoxiao. He must have hit a wall."

"..."

The fortune teller was stunned for a moment, then touched his beard and patiently said, "Little friend, this eight characters can't be calculated, but your life can be predicted based on your birth date."

After saying that, he turned his head and looked at Xiao Yang.

"Your daughter's birth date."

Xiao Yang didn't know.

Xiaoxiao was picked up, how could he know her birthday?

Although I celebrate her birthday every year, it’s just the day I bring her home, not her real birthday.

“Uh~”

“Uh~”