Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 518



Chapter 518

After a while.

Xiaoxiao changed into a patched beggar's clothes.

Her hair was messed up by herself. To make it look more realistic, she also put some dead leaves and grass in her hair.

She held two bamboo boards in her hands, and there was also a broken bowl in her clothes.

Her face and hands were painted black, and she looked like a little beggar.

The barrage scrolled:

——"Fuck, don't tell me, Xiaoxiao is so messed up that I can't even recognize her."

——"Xiaoxiao is working too hard for the money."

——"I like this kind of child, who works hard for what he wants instead of just throwing tantrums and messing around with his parents."

——"Speechless, he spent so much time choosing to play a beggar in the scenic area, this child is useless!! He is so dirty and dusty, and Xiao Yang doesn't care?"

——"Please don't underestimate the beggar NPC in this scenic area. Let me tell you secretly, there is a popular beggar NPC in another scenic area?? He earns 16,000 yuan a month, and has five insurances and one housing fund. Others drive a Mercedes-Benz after work, and they are I have been working for 12 years and my job is stable."

——"What the hell? Monthly salary of 16,000 yuan, five insurances and one housing fund, I think I am the beggar?"

——"Not only that, but tourists feed him various snacks and tips from time to time. And his job is to sleep on the roadside or take a walk in the scenic area."

——"? ? ? Damn it! ! Godfather upstairs, tell me the address quickly, I want to go too."

——"Don't tell me that I have a classmate who is a beggar NPC in Huan Kuai Valley. He can play the erhu, starting from 0 frames, 250 yuan a day, and there are small change rewards. When he sees a handsome guy, he has to play a wedding march."

——"Mom, I finally found my career direction."

"..."

Everyone was talking.

Xiao Yang felt that the audience's emotional value in his mind was rising again.

He walked to Xiao Xiao who was dressed up and asked.

"What?"

"You just want it?"

"Why not show some talent like that uncle?!"

Xiaoxiao raised the bamboo board in her hand, and a smile appeared on her little face.

"The beggar uncle gave me this."

At this time,

The beggar uncle came over, scratched his dirty hair with his hands, and said with a smile.

"This little girl just said that she was in kindergarten and the teacher taught them to play bamboo boards, so I taught her a lotus fall.

Say some auspicious words later, and ask for more silver notes."

"Although we beg, we can't ask for it for nothing."

"Yeah~"

Xiaoxiao nodded vigorously.

There was a sense of belief that she really joined the Beggars' Gang.

The photographer asked on the side,

"What is Lotus Fall?"

The beggar uncle became excited and explained.

"This lotus fall is a kind of Han folk art that combines singing and rap."

"But it is an art form that existed in China before the Qin Dynasty."

"It just became a tool for beggars to beg for food since the Song and Yuan Dynasties."

"In the Ming and Qing Dynasties, lotus fall became a folk art unique to beggars, and those rich officials and nobles in history despised it.

So there are few records in books, and people don't know much about it."

As he said this, the old beggar sang a passage with a bamboo clapper.

"I came to your door today and asked for 10 yuan.

If you don't give it to me, who will I eat until nightfall?

Don't treat Zhang San as Li Kui after passing by in a hundred years.

You count the accounts on the abacus. I will ask you for it several times a year.

You call this "walk" and he calls "move". Every household follows you and it will be gone in a day.

They say this boss is the best.

Get off the train and take a plane. The happy life is sweet as honey. The elevator is installed in the building at home.

The elevator is really free. You don't have to worry about food or clothes.

..."

The old beggar sang for nearly ten minutes in one breath.

Every sentence is different.

The photographer and Xiao Yang were stunned.

"Is this made up?"

The old beggar nodded proudly. Of course it was made up.

"Our lotus fall is now an intangible cultural heritage, and has been passed down for hundreds of years from ancient times to the present day."

The barrage of comments:

——"Fuck, awesome Klas, this beggar is so eloquent,"

——"Don't tell me, don't tell me, if he wears trendy clothes and sunglasses, he's a Chinese rapper, all bets on it!! "

——"It sounds good, but isn't he still a beggar? Fortunately, he's an NPC in the scenic area. If he was outside, and he pestered me for money like this, I would have to call the police!"

——"What the NPC said is right, the lotus fall is an intangible cultural heritage, the same artistic performance form as the clapper, Peking Opera, Henan Opera, Huangmei Opera, etc. It has been passed down to this day.It has a history of 900 years. Unfortunately, this performance form was only seen when I was a child. It is rarely seen now. People think it is begging and no one is willing to pass it on. "

——"I remember when I was a child, I saw a beggar singing this on the street begging for food in the market. He sang for an hour without repeating himself, and finally begged for 2 yuan."

——"It's so magical. Hey, there are many traditional Chinese cultures that we, the post-00s, don't seem to be able to see."

——"This scenic spot is quite interesting. It brings together these antiques of Chinese traditional culture."

"..."

"Xiaoxiao, it's so difficult. Can you learn it? ? "

Xiao Yang frowned at Xiao Xiao's dirty little face.

Xiao Xiao shook the bamboo board with both hands.

"This is the basic point"

"Tick-tick-tick"

"This is a single point~"

"Tick-tick~tick-tick"

"This is a double point"

"Tick-tick-tick"

"This is a mixed point"

"Da da da da da da~"

"And there are small spiral points"

"Tai tai di tai di tai tai"

"..."

Xiao Xiao's skill is also amazing.

The photographer exclaimed: "Xiao Xiao, you are so good?"

The beggar raised his thumb to Xiao Xiao.

"This child is smart and can learn it quickly."

"I will teach her a few auspicious words in a while, and she can go out to beg. "

Xiao Yang: ...

That's what I said.

As Xiao Xiao started to learn the lyrics.

The live broadcast room's bullet screen switched to the observation room again.

Before the host Xiao Ai spoke.

Professor Deng shouted.

"This Xiao Yang, as a father, he is not responsible for his children at all! ! !"

"Dai Chuan knows to let Niu Niu help her children develop planning and dancing as an elegant professional hobby since childhood."

"Xiao Yang actually let Xiao Xiao develop as she pleases! ! !"

"At this time, you actually agreed to let a little girl do it, with a dirty face to learn how to be a beggar? ! ! !"

"It really surprised me? ! !"

"How can there be such a father? ? Let his daughter go to ask for money as a rogue."

"Although this is not real money, just a banknote, but this practice is not right? ? ! ! !"


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