139. Nick Xiaojianjian Is Unlucky And Funny! Love Brain!
139. Nick Xiaojianjian Is Unlucky And Funny! Love Brain!
"The noise of these two people is quite pleasant, not bad!"
"It seems that they are having a lot of fun along the way, it's really a tour!"
"At least it's much simpler than those Interpol working together!"
The emotions of the audience also seemed to be mobilized.
But it didn't take long to move forward.
Kincaid poked his head toward the sidelines, as if observing the situation.
At this time, he asked curiously, "Where are we?"
"Go back to the west on the same road!"
Mike replied.
"Going west is the wrong direction!"
Kincaid received.
"Thanks, but they're just waiting for us to go!"
Mike didn't think so.
while talking.
He was also chewing something in his mouth.
This made Kincaid very strange: "What are you eating?"
The implication seems to be saying.
why don't you give me something to eat?
"It can relieve fatigue, and it can also replenish sugar and electrolytes. When you are still taking a nap next to the international level, I also left a copy for you. 11
Mike seemed to have thought of what he meant.
"If you let me drive, I can stay awake all the time!
Kincaid replied.
"Thank you, you're very considerate, but forget it!"
Mike replied.
This made Kincaid very depressed!
nonsense!
When a person is stuck in one place for a long time, he must be so boring.
He has nothing else to do except sleep.
But at this moment.
Kincaid looked displeased: "I'm going to pee!"
"Use the flagon!"
Mike replied very speechlessly: "Time is too tight, no time to rest!"
Listen to what Mike said.
Kincaid pulled out something.
It was a flagon.
But that wine jug has a small mouth.
He took it in his hand and looked it over, he looked at Mike and said: "It may be fine for you to use this thing
"Hahaha this wave of ridicule is perfect!"
"Nonsense, they obviously use beverage bottles!"
"Is there a possibility that there is too much urine and no urine??"
The audience laughed again.
"But then again, let's take a guess, who's better and bigger, Deadpool or Nick Fury?"
"That must be me!!! - Deadpool"
"Are you that confident? - Nick Fury"
"Crap, I have the Regenerative Healing Factor! - Deadpool"
"What does your immortality have to do with whether you are powerful or not? - Nick Fury"
this moment.
It doesn't even require other audience members to follow suit.
Just arguing on this topic is enough to make the two of them quarrel.
after all.
Everyone is a man!
Naturally, there is a strong will to win and lose in this aspect!!!
Avengers alliance here.
"I said Director, you are also a dignified Director after all, what's the point of competing with Deadpool, it's not like you don't know what kind of person he is!"
Tony felt so speechless.
"That's right, the more serious you are with him, the more excited he will be!"
Captain America followed suit.
The two talked to each other like this, and it seemed that they really wanted to persuade Nick Fury.
But did not expect.
Now, Nick Fury didn't seem to give them any good looks at all.
He first glanced at these guys angrily, and then said: "You guys, it's fine if you don't help me on the barrage, are you still planning to watch the fun here?
"if not?"
Tony felt speechless.
It's not his video, just watch the fun from the sidelines, just be a fun person.
Why help Nick Fury get ahead?
As for other people, they are thinking similarly to Tony now.
not to mention.
It's really pointless to chime in on this kind of issue!
Especially when it's still Deadpool.
The other party originally had that kind of lowly personality, maybe he would be affected too.
Therefore, the other superheroes are now just being unknown people who eat melons.
Deadpool here.
He saw that Nick Fury actually started to be true to himself on the barrage.
In his heart, he became more and more excited.
But after a while, Nick Fury stopped talking, which made him feel boring.
So, not long after.
Deadpool's gaze was still on the video originally.
Although these two people seem to be quite relaxed and leisurely.
However, Deadpool thinks so.
Just let these two people go on like this, it may not always be smooth.
Those enemies are elusive, they may appear at any time!
It is precisely because of this.
Deadpool is also very worried now.
He feared that those two would die from it!
"parking!"
Finally, Kincaid couldn't bear it anymore and asked Mike to stop.
As he got out of the car and began to feel comfortable, he cursed at the same time, feeling that the underwear was really uncomfortable.
Mike sends a message on his cell phone in the car.
But after a while, he noticed something was wrong.
This guy pees as soon as he pees, why did it take him so long?
How long has he held back?
Get out of the car quickly, only to find that Kincaid has long since disappeared.
And the sound of splashing water just now was actually made by the wine in the jug!
Kincaid put the jug aside.
The wine flows out of the narrow spout, and the sound is really like peeing!!!
"Damn it, that's okay???"
"I thought he was laughing at Mike when he said that just now, so he has his own ideas and plans!"
"Excellent, this makes him be cautious!"
The audience sighed again.
And from this video, people also feel that Kincaid is really powerful, compared with him, Mike looks too weak!
"Kinkaid???"
"Where are people?"
Mike saw it and hurried around to look for it.
But not long after he left, he saw a figure come back.
It was Kincaid.
Not only did he come back, he even thought about driving away.
But he found that the fuse had been blown!
No way, Kincaid had to connect the fuse.
"Do you really think I'm an idiot?"
Just then, a voice sounded from behind him.
It was Mike!
Mike is back!!!
It seems that he is really not that stupid.
Before getting out of the car to find someone, he also knew to blow the car fuse.
In this way, as soon as Kincaid comes back to start the ignition, the sound of the engine will immediately attract him back!
It does have some ideas!!!
"Looks like you really took that bottle of cheap whiskey for piss!"
Kincaid said.
Mike didn't even answer when he heard a gunshot in the distance.
bang bang bang!
Everything that happened so suddenly caught them off guard.
They had to hide behind the car to temporarily avoid the hail of bullets.
Mike wanted to raise his gun and shoot.
But just as he poked his head out, he was forcefully forced back by the hail of bullets.
"Definitely more than one person!"
Mike complained.
"The reasoning is so perfect, Mr. Detective!"
Kincaid has a strange mood.
The other party didn't mean to be polite to them at all. At this time, they were still suppressing with firepower.
"I'll go and observe them, and you will attract their firepower!"
Kincaid made a point.
no problem!
Although Mike really didn't want to cooperate with this person, the two of them are now grasshoppers on the same rope.
They are definitely only able to do so.
then.
Mike fired at the enemy, and Kincaid took the opportunity to sneak a look.
He found that there were three people on the other side.
"There are three musketeers in a row, firing heavily, what are you going to do?"
Kincaid asked.
However, Mike didn't seem to come up with any good solution.
"Okay, let's do this..."
Kincaid revealed a plan.
Mike nodded in agreement.
bang bang bang!
But he didn't even react, Kincaid poked his head out, and fired three shots one after another, destroying all three enemies!
Mike is dumbfounded!
The audience is also dumbfounded!!!
Kincaid's efficiency.
Is it too outrageous?
This kills the enemy???
Just when Mike couldn't understand what happened, their car exploded with a bang.
It looks like it was damaged in the battle just now!
In a short while, the car was blown up into a pile of scrap metal!
next.
So they can't move forward with the car?
And because of this, Mike also found that Kincaid's cell phone had a problem.
This made Mike look very annoyed.
Because Kincaid's mobile phone probably has the other party's tracking device on it!
In order to avoid being tracked by others, Mike installed a Ghost chip on his mobile phone.
It turned out that Kincaid was fine!
I have painstakingly planned routes all over the country, but Kincaid has installed a positioning system on his mobile phone!!!
This is simply exposing yourself to the eyes of the enemy!
I can tell.
This time, Mike was really angry!
"Okay, my fault."
Kincaid held up his hands.
"Yes, it's your fault!"
"You don't know anything about technology in the 21st century, do you?"
"I said how did you survive until now!!!"
Mike scolded unscrupulously.
"Just waste time on the so-called planning, positioning, and inferences of you idiots!"
"I'll do it myself!"
"And I'm doing a lot better than you idiots!"
0......seeking flowers......
Kincaid also answered unceremoniously.
This guy is literally insulting himself!
He has absolute confidence in his Ability!
Being able to live till now is the best proof!
"great!"
Mike was very speechless, "This is for you!"
As he spoke, he threw the handcuffs to the other party.
Kincaid was also honest.
He put the handcuffs on his hands.
But at this moment, there was another burst of gunfire behind him!
The two were terrified, and quickly curled up their necks and lay on the ground.
But in fact, this is not a gun, but a series of explosions from the car!
"Okay, now the car is completely gone!"
Mike complained.
"On the bright side, at least you drive the car of those bad guys
!!
Kincaid was very optimistic.
boom!
But just as he finished speaking, there was another loud bang.
It was a splash of sparks that shot directly at the enemy's vehicles, and by coincidence, directly shot at the opponent's fuel tank.
With a loud noise, the enemy's car also turned into a pile of fire!
"Ha ha ha ha…………"
See this scene.
Kincaid even laughed.
Mike, on the other hand, looked at the witch with a speechless face.
His eyes showed the urge to kill!!!
"This crow's mouth is so funny, which pot can't be opened, which pot can't be lifted. Since the crow's mouth is so brilliant, can you kill all the bad guys?"
"Then I guess it's impossible!"
"Made is too messed up, these two people, I now doubt whether they can reach their destination safely???"
The audience got more and more amused.
These two people are somewhat unlucky!
In other words, they are born with a mutual restraint in life!
It is destined that the two of them will encounter very funny and unlucky things when they walk together?
Viewers even thought that this wasn't like a normal escort mission anymore.
This is simply like a tour of mountains and rivers.
Walk all the way and play all the way, and encounter all kinds of outrageous and wonderful things!
"What's your next plan?"
The two walked silently in the dark.
At the same time, Kincaid asked again.
"No plan, the next plan is to graze cattle in the pasture!"
Mike is going to be pissed off!
This guy is so speechless!
Now that I am like him, I have become so unlucky???
I dare not even think about it!
Now, the two of them are left in a pasture where they don't know. Who knows where to go next?
by their side.
A cow is grazing.
It can be seen that those cows also seem to think that these two people are very speechless!
"The plan I'm talking about concerns Agent Russell."
Seeing that Mike seemed to be angry, Kincaid was not angry at all, but continued on his own, "Who knows, maybe your plan will work.
Mike didn't speak.
"You did it for her, didn't you?"
"I want her to change her mind!"
"You thought that if you became a 3A-level security officer again, you would be able to have an unlimited pass in the background, and you would be able to pursue Roselle again."
"Make her fall in love with you again, eh?"
Walking behind Mike, Kincaid's mouth was still chattering endlessly.
"Okay, okay, if your inmates have any confusion, they can come to you for help, right?"
Mike was very speechless by what he said.
"I know more women than you've ever eaten hamburgers!"
Kincaid continued very calmly, "If you want me to say, you are an idiot who doesn't understand romance at all!"
"I just want to get my career back on track!"
"It doesn't mean I'm a piece of shit, okay!"
Mike couldn't bear it anymore, turned around, looked at Kincaid very unhappily and said, "Besides, this has nothing to do with Amelia at all!"
"Dude, it's crazy that you're so in love with me!"
Kincaid didn't believe it at all.
"Shut up for me, why did everything become love to you???"
Mike is going crazy.
"Then what else? Run around with a bunch of guns and ammo, and a lot of money, and shoot one shot [just enough to kill ten bastards in the ears] from 300 meters away.
"It's all meaningless if I don't tell Sonia about these things!"
Kincaid replied seriously.
Really speechless!
Mike felt that all this was really incomprehensible.
This guy is simply a love brain!
Ti.
This is also an opportunity.
The two finally opened their hearts and told each other about their affairs.
Including how Kincaid met his wife!
It was in a bar.
He saw a gangster molesting Sonia, and before he could help, he was beaten all over the place by her!
It made him completely intoxicated.
So much so that after the memory is over, I still don't want to get out of the intoxication and die for a long time. .
met free