Chapter 307
Chapter 307
The two of them were in a mess.
Chen Wei held the cursed puppet in his mouth and made many detours along the way.
He had also learned his lesson and knew that walking in a straight line would easily lead to a dead end, and that only by taking a detour could he escape from the predicament.
Now he basically took advantage of any empty space he saw, hoping to see farmland as soon as possible so that he could escape from this terrifying Jihu Village.
Zhang Hao chased him fiercely from behind, his dog eyes almost spitting fire!
Finally——
Outside a farmer's courtyard wall, Zhang Hao pounced on Chen Wei!
"Woof woof woof woof!"
Zhang Hao yelled at Chen Wei to hand over the cursed puppet.
Chen Wei bit the cursed puppet tightly and struggled with Zhang Hao for a while, but was eventually defeated because he could not open his mouth to bite.
"Woof woof woof!"
Chen Wei let go of the curse puppet and started talking to Zhang Hao.
Zhang Hao was confused.
He didn't understand dog language!
He didn't know what Chen Wei was talking about.
"Woof woof woof!"
Zhang Hao said a few times, saying that he didn't understand what Chen Wei said.
Chen Wei stared at him with a pair of dog eyes, his eyes full of confusion.
He didn't understand what Zhang Hao said at all!
For a while, the two of them stared at each other, not noticing that the bearded man was squatting on the roof next to them to watch the show.
The audience in the live broadcast room looked at the two dogs in the camera and were immediately numb!
[Fuck, Brother Shit Eater suffered the loss of holding the puppet, but he couldn't beat Xiao Zhang! ]
[Don't say it, after these two turned into dogs, they fought much more fiercely than humans! ]
[Xiao Zhang is really good at fighting, Brother Shit Eater bit his leg until it bled! ]
[Fortunately the wound is not big. If it had bitten the artery, Brother Shit-Eating would have been dead! ]
[What are they doing now? Why are they not moving? ]
[Didn't they just bark at each other? They are probably discussing how to escape and haven't figured out a way yet. ]
[Big Beard: Run? Do you want to look up and see where I am? ]
[...Fuck! Xiao Zhang would be scared to death if he raised his head now! ]
On the show.
Zhang Hao and Chen Wei finally made a move.
The two heard footsteps nearby and turned their heads to see!
A lame dog was jumping towards them.
Zhang Hao knew at a glance that it was Wang Dapao!
There was no other sign of lameness in the whole village!
"Woof woof woof!"
Wang Dapao shouted excitedly as soon as he arrived, asking for help from the two.
Although Zhang Hao didn't understand, he could guess 80%.
A newcomer who became a dog must be terrified.
Seeing him and Chen Wei, the first reaction was to ask for help.
"Woof woof woof!"
Zhang Hao replied, saying that he had no other options.
Wang Dapao didn't understand what was going on, and thought that Zhang Hao had said something useful, so he was immediately very anxious!
"I don't understand what the host said! What can I do?"
Wang Dapao was very anxious, but he had no other options.
"Woof!"
Chen Wei suddenly shouted, attracting the attention of Wang Dapao and Zhang Hao.
Seeing that Zhang Hao and Wang Dapao were looking over...
"Woof woof woof!"
Chen Wei began to show off his unique skills, and immediately peed on the ground, twisting his butt while peing.
Soon, a crooked "urine" appeared in front of Zhang Hao and Wang Dapao.
Wang Dapao: "?"
Wang Dapao was stunned!
Writing "urine" by peing?
Did this horse get kicked in the head by a donkey! ?
"What's going on? Did he lose his brain after being stimulated by turning into a dog?"
"He's still a member of the program team, how can he have such a poor psychological endurance!"
"Fortunately, the host is quite calm, worthy of having experienced many storms..."
Wang Dapao decisively gave up Chen Wei and began to actively approach Zhang Hao.
In his opinion, a staff member who has lost his mind is far less reliable than a calm host!
Zhang Hao was also in a daze.
Looking at the word "urine" written by Chen Wei...
Zhang Hao suddenly remembered!
"Fuck!"
"Boy's urine!"
Zhang Hao was excited.
His pig brain actually forgot that boy's urine can break witchcraft!
"Woof woof woof woof!"
Zhang Hao shouted a few times at the words on the ground, then excitedly came to Chen Wei's side, stretched out a paw and patted Chen Wei's shoulder.
Wang Dapao: “???”
Although he didn’t understand what Zhang Hao said, he knew Zhang Hao was praising Chen Wei with such anthropomorphic performance.
“What’s going on!?”
“The host got so excited when Chen Wei wrote the word ‘pee’!?”
“Are they all crazy together???”
Wang Dapao was stunned.
He never expected that the two people he regarded as saviors would be so crazy.
It's crazy!
Especially when he saw Zhang Hao and Chen Wei circling around the word "urine", Wang Dapao felt like the sky was falling!
"It's over, these two are hopeless, I can only save myself..."
Wang Dapao's heart was cold.
Zhang Hao and Chen Wei were completely different!
The two were full of emotions, and now they had only one idea - to find a boy's urine!
As long as they drank the boy's urine, they could break the witchcraft and restore their human bodies!
At that time, whether they went to find the master or returned to the program group, it would be more convenient than being a dog.
And Zhang Hao had a very strong premonition!
Once he used boy's urine to break the witchcraft, it would likely have a huge impact on the bearded man!
"This bearded man can only turn into a big black dog, and it's obvious that he is not very skilled."
"Once the witchcraft is broken, he will be injured!"
When Zhang Hao thought of this, he couldn't help but wink at Chen Wei.
Chen Wei understood it now...
This is to find boy's urine immediately!
"There are hundreds of families in the village, so there must be no shortage of left-behind children!"
"As long as you look carefully, you will definitely find them!"
Chen Wei thought it through and left as soon as he said he would.
Zhang Hao picked up the cursed puppet and followed closely behind!
Wang Dapao watched the two people leave in a daze, and he didn't come back to his senses until they disappeared around the corner.
"... Crazy!"
"Really crazy!"
Wang Dapao gave his evaluation, and he couldn't find any other adjectives.
In desperation, Wang Dapao could only act alone.
Just as he was about to leave, he saw Chen Wei suddenly come back!
"Woof woof woof!"
Chen Wei shouted at Wang Dapao a few times, asking Wang Dapao to follow.
Wang Dapao didn't understand, until Chen Wei dragged him with his mouth and ran, he reacted.
"Woof!"
Wang Dapao immediately expressed strong protest!
He didn't want to follow two crazy people!
But he had a lame leg and couldn't resist Chen Wei at all, so he was bitten and dragged away by Chen Wei...
Live broadcast room——
[Brother Shit Eater is still smart, he knows how to use boy's urine! ]
[hhh do you think Xiao Zhang will drink it on his own initiative? ]
[I remember that last time it was Brother Shit Eater who did it himself and forced Xiao Zhang to drink yellow soup, which made Xiao Zhang recover his human body. ]
[Hahahaha, history won't repeat itself, right? ]
[I think it will be the other way around! Xiao Zhang is likely to drink urine first to change back, and then pry open Brother Shit Eater's dog mouth and pour it in, so as to avenge that day! ]
[Brother Shit Eater: No need to pour it, I love to drink it! ]
[...Fuck! ]
[Brother Shit Eater is awesome! ! ]
On the show.
Seeing that the three people had left, the bearded man jumped off the roof.
Looking at the words on the ground, the bearded man showed a playful expression.
"Urine... boy's urine?"
"They don't think boy's urine is the antidote, do they?"
The bearded man couldn't help laughing.
The audience in the live broadcast room were shocked when they heard this!
【? ? ? 】
【What the hell! ? What does the bearded man mean by this? 】
【Is boy's urine useless! ? 】
【No way? Isn't boy's urine specifically for breaking the beast? 】
【Could it be... the bearded man's beast is different from others? 】
【Fuck! Bearded man, don't do it! Someone will die! 】
【What the hell, if drinking urine doesn't work...】
【Quick! Send someone to stop Xiao Zhang! 】
【This is fucking a big deal! 】
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