Black Journey to the West: The Imposter Star Lord

Chapter 64: Taking a Big Toilet

Cao Xing turned off the live stream, planning to watch Wu Peng's performance during the finals.

After taking a sip of tea, Cao Xing stood up and asked the shopkeeper, "May I borrow a toilet?"

"Please move to the back, it's a private room!"

The owner pointed to the back door. Cao Xing bowed and thanked him before going to the back of the teahouse. It was indeed as the owner had said, a private room. The room was fairly clean, and the chamber pot had just been replaced. It contained spices and charcoal, and there was a chair on top of it. It looked almost exactly like a toilet.

"Sister, please protect me."

Cao Xing closed the door to the outhouse, then turned around, made a hand seal, and entered a meditative state, transferring his consciousness to the Pure Yuan Yin Spirit. He then rammed his head into the Yellow Robe Monster's inner core.

Cao Xing's consciousness suddenly sank, and he was pulled by a force, quickly surging into a hazy, chaotic void.

When Cao Xing opened his eyes again, he was already sitting on his wolf-head throne.

Qing'e's voice then came from the empty room.

"The Star Lord has arrived earlier than expected today." As the words fell, Qing'e's figure emerged from the hazy chaos outside the room.

She was still wearing that light pink dress, her long hair was tied up high with a headband in the shape of a golden phoenix and a silver phoenix, and a kingfisher hairpin was worn diagonally on the side of her hair, which made her look beautiful and graceful.

"Just taking a break from my busy schedule." Cao Xing nodded slightly.

Qing'e covered her mouth and laughed, "It seems that the Star Lord has indeed taken a liking to the younger generation of the clan. However, if the Star Lord looks directly at the mortal realm as he did last time, I'm afraid this incense gathering will be in an uproar."

Last time, Cao Xing borrowed the divine power of Kui Mulang and directly turned his gaze to Wochao Mountain, which frightened the ancestral master above so much that he broke out in a cold sweat and knelt on the ground to greet him.

If Cao Xing were to directly target the Qiongshan Incense Gathering, it is estimated that the gathering would collapse at the mere sight of him, scattering like birds and beasts.

Cao Xing hadn't expected this, but his face remained calm, and he smiled and said, "Since the fairy has spoken, she has her own method. Then I will trouble the fairy."

Qing'e pursed her lips, thinking to herself, "She really knows how to take advantage of a situation."

But he still said, "Star Lord, you're too kind. It's just a wisp of heavenly net."

She reached up and pinched the top of her head, and Qing'e pinched off a strand of the thousands of golden threads on her head and put it into the chaos in front of her.

Suddenly, the chaos shifted, and in an instant, the entire Qiongshan Incense Gathering appeared before Cao Xing's eyes.

Cao Xing sat upright in his chair, seemingly looking down upon everything at the Qiongshan Incense Gathering.

He saw the golden fish that had appeared in the clouds when he came, which had now transformed into a thin young man. Under Cao Xing's discerning eyes, the young man's true form was fully revealed, and his cultivation level and the magical artifacts around him were also clearly displayed before Cao Xing.

My gaze shifted again and I saw that in an inn, the old bastard Jin Yuan Dao Ren was actually lying on the bed, watching the live broadcast of the Twelve Beauties.

Who would have thought? This old Jin Yuan Deng, despite his advanced age, still harbors lecherous desires. No wonder he wanted to refine the Thousand Maidens Rakshasa Diagram; he truly is an old lecher.

Cao Xing's gaze shifted again, and he discovered that Chen Xiang was in the next room.

Unlike ordinary people, when Cao Xing focused his gaze on Chen Xiang, wisps of fire appeared on Chen Xiang's body.

"Huh!"

When Fairy Qing'e saw Chen Xiang, she looked quite surprised.

Turning to Cao Xing, he said, "Star Lord, this is a child from the Chen family!"

Does she know about the Chen family?

Cao Xing was also somewhat surprised. This phrase, "the child of the Chen family," immediately revealed many problems.

Does the Chen family have some great secret that even Fairy Qing'e is paying attention to?

"Yes, he's a descendant of the Chen family." Cao Xing nodded.

Qing'e Fairy couldn't help but sneer: "The Chen family is truly audacious. I wonder what method they used to manage to sneak past the guards and send out their direct bloodline so quietly. If they were discovered, I'm afraid the entire Chen family estate would be destroyed!"

Cao Xing's heart skipped a beat. When he first heard about the Chen family, he had thought that there must be something seriously wrong with them.

Otherwise, why would Guanyin's dried carp only eat the Chen family's children?

Now it seems that I was right. Chen Xiang said he was a child of a collateral branch of the Chen family, but now it seems that there is something fishy going on.

After Qing'e finished speaking, she noticed that Cao Xing remained silent, only frowning as if he was thinking about something. Then, her eyes darted around and she said, "Lord Xing! Qing'e has a favor to ask."

Cao Xing looked troubled.

What is an unreasonable request? It is something that deliberately hurts feelings.

For example... lend me three thousand.

Since Qing'e had already spoken, Cao Xing nodded in agreement, wanting to hear what this woman had to say first.

"Star Lord, please help me keep this person's matter a secret. I know this matter is not trivial, but Qing'e does have other uses. I would be grateful if you would do me the favor."

Oh, so you need someone. I thought you were going to ask me for money.

Cao Xing breathed a sigh of relief. Even if Qing'e hadn't said anything, Cao Xing didn't intend to pay attention to it. After all, he was just an imposter. Did he have to go to the Heavenly Palace to complain?

I'm afraid that by then it won't be Chen Xiang who gets arrested.

"You're too kind, fairy."

Cao Xing simply turned his gaze away from Chen Xiang, pretending not to have seen him.

However, upon turning his gaze, he spotted another familiar figure.

Hey, isn't this... my respectable and lovable senior brother?!

Cao Xing's gaze immediately locked onto Hong Kaiyuan and the others.

The three of them were not far from the entrance of the inn, acting suspiciously and watching the intersection with furtive glances.

These three are sneaking around here, are they planning to ambush me?

The silver note Hong Kaiyuan gave him is still on his person; he hasn't spent it yet. Isn't this a sign that Cao Xing is waiting for an opportunity to kill him?

After all, the humiliation of seeing his penis was a great disgrace, and simply having Uncle Gu Su beat him up was far from enough.

Cao Xing noted down the locations of the three people.

He started thinking about how to kill these three guys.

At this moment, Qing'e flicked her finger, and a ray of golden light merged into the scene before her. After entering the scene, the golden light quickly poured into the Heavenly Net, flashing rapidly along countless golden threads. The next second, it appeared on the top of Qiongshan Mountain, in that Qionglou Pavilion.

At this moment, three scholars dressed as scholars stood on the platform of the Qionglou Pavilion, smiling as they looked at the incense gathering shrouded in a heavenly net.

"There aren't many people coming this year," Xin Tianjun said, stroking his long beard as he looked at the incense gathering before him, a worried expression on his face.

Jin Lang raised his hand, and golden threads gathered in his palm, revealing a series of numbers before the three of them.

"According to Tianluo's statistics, there are 43,215 human cultivators, 8,600 demons, but there are also a few ghost cultivators hiding in the shadows, and 15,863 mortals, making a total of 67,078 people."

"There are only a third fewer people than at the last Qionglou Xianghui. What's going on down there? The news was already out, and this is the smallest number of people who have come," Xin Tianjun said with an unfriendly expression.

In preparation for this Qionglou Incense Gathering, they had spread the word well in advance that the reward for winning the incense would be a rare and precious treasure, and the sect that successfully won the incense would be exempt from taxes for three years.

With such a huge discount, these poor bastards still aren't coming.

Yang Wenhui laughed and said, "Heavenly Lord, don't be impatient. The incense ceremony has only just begun. I just summoned the local earth god, who said that there are about five or six thousand people on their way, and they are expected to arrive tomorrow morning."

After Yang Wenhui said that, Xin Tianjun's expression improved considerably.

Just as the three were talking, the golden light fell, and a barrage of seven-colored rainbow light popped up in front of them. The barrage only contained four words.

【The Star Lord Has Arrived】

The three of them looked at the barrage of comments in front of them and their expressions changed drastically. They all bowed to the sky in a gesture of respect.

"Greetings, Star Lord."

Cao Xing watched as the three gods bowed down on the screen. He imitated Qing'e's actions from before, gently tapping the screen with his finger while simultaneously infusing it with a wisp of his spirit.

The next moment, another massive barrage of bullets, as large as a mountain, popped up in front of Xin Tianjun and the other two gods.

【Thanks for your hard work!】

These three simple words immediately caused a violent fluctuation throughout the entire Qiongshan Incense Gathering.

Even some areas that had been repaired by Tianlu suddenly experienced faults, causing some unlucky people to fall flat on their faces.

Some people were having sex with their wives in their rooms when they looked up and found that the room Tianluo had repaired was gone, replaced by a 360-degree panoramic street view.

The greeting, as massive as a mountain, shook the three gods so much that they nearly collapsed to the ground.

Seeing this, Cao Xing thought to himself, "Oh no, I used too much force."