One person: Started at Wudang, got hit on the head by Lu Zu's sword.

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Lu Xuan nodded approvingly: "We really need to be more realistic. This kind of trick is too outdated."

Xu Si heard the sound and saw Lu Xuan.

When their gaze fell upon the stall in front of Lu Xuan, they were instantly speechless.

"Master Lu?"

Xu Si was speechless. Looking at the sign on Lu Xuan's stall that read "Lightning-Struck Wooden Sword," he instantly felt that Lu Xuan's evaluation sounded exactly like the slander from his peers.

"Master Lu, your credibility doesn't seem very high, does it?"

"You haven't even taken off the tags on your Yiwu small commodities!"

"But the lightning-struck wood is real!"

Lu Xuan stretched and stood up.

"After arriving at Longhu Mountain yesterday, I used the Heavenly Master's lightning to strike it on the spot. I guarantee that it is fair and honest to both young and old."

"Ah this..."

Xu Si scratched his chin. There was a lot of information in that sentence!

Master Lu, what exactly did you say to the Celestial Master at Longhu Mountain yesterday? Did you manage to get him to strike you with lightning?

Um... how is the old Celestial Master?

Although Xu Si tried hard to maintain the image of the old Celestial Master in his mind, after thinking for a long time, he could only think of "punching the nursing home" and "Lu Xuan of Nancun bullying the old Celestial Master's powerlessness".

After all, this Taoist priest is very close to the immortals, but very far from the mortals.

Xu Si pondered for a long time before cautiously asking.

"Can I ask if they won?"

Lu Xuan spoke calmly.

"I've never lost."

Voiceover: [Train station security: When is that Taoist priest coming to collect his sword?!]

Xu Si: "..."

I don't know if it's what I think, but the boss is awesome!

"It's about time, let's go to the back mountain!"

Lu Xuan rolled up dozens of wholesale peach wood swords from the stall and placed them, along with the payment QR code, in front of the big monk.

“Great monk, help me sell these swords, and I won’t hold you accountable for swindling people on Longhu Mountain.”

The senior monk was taken aback, a glint of shrewdness flashing in his eyes.

Have I been discovered? You opened it, didn't you? How could you recognize me?

But his expression remained unchanged: "Are you sure? Will these swords sell?"

"You just need to focus on selling."

Lu Xuan put away the flag and left, and Xu San and Bao'er quickly followed.

Only Xu Si looked puzzled, sizing up the seemingly ordinary-looking monk.

What kind of riddle was Lu Xuan playing with this big monk just now?

Do they know each other?

Xu Si didn't have time to think it over and quickly followed Lu Xuan's footsteps. But after walking for a while, he felt that Lu Xuan looked a little different today.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck him, and he exclaimed in surprise.

"Master Lu, where is your sword?"

Lu Xuan seemed completely unconcerned.

"It probably got mixed up with those swords from before!"

Xu Si looked shocked: "Didn't you bring that down from Wudang Mountain?"

"That monk offered too high a price, let's just sell them together, we won't lose them anyway!"

The group walked further and further away, the speaker seemingly unintentional, but the listener was truly paying attention.

An ordinary-looking man, whose face was plain and who seemed to be just another ordinary person, suddenly brightened up upon hearing this.

A sword brought from Wudang Mountain? Could it be Lü Zu's sword?

Lu Xuan actually sold Lu Zu's sword?

I think this Master Lu is nothing but a figurehead. The company is incompetent, and they actually promoted such a person to a position.

Today is the day for my domain to establish its reputation and achieve great things.

Thinking of this, Yu Huadu hurriedly ran to the stall before the big monk closed up shop.

"Ahem! Great monk, how much are these peach wood swords?"

The senior monk didn't even blink.

"One hundred thousand each, no bargaining."

"Holy crap! Why don't you just rob someone?!"

The people in the domain were dumbfounded.

Damn, 100,000 per hand? You're even more ruthless than the entire Quanxing sect!

"That young Taoist priest just bought them all for you! Now you're selling them for 100,000 each?"

"What packaging? You must have misread it."

The senior monk looked shocked, as if to say, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

“These were clearly made from peach wood that my grandmaster had traveled to the South China Sea, had some insights into, and then encountered a heavenly tribulation. After he survived the eighty-one tribulations, he made them together with the peach wood that had also been through the tribulation.”

"This peach wood sword gathers the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and seizes the creation of the sun and moon. It can slay demons and protect the region. How can it be described by a mere peach wood sword?"

Domain Poison: "..."

The abbot's words were passionate and deeply moving.

If the tag on the peach wood sword, which still read "wholesale price 9.9," hadn't been still attached, he almost would have believed it.

And... why does your ancestor, a monk, need to undergo a heavenly tribulation?

"Isn't that too expensive?"

The senior monk didn't even blink: "One hundred thousand each, no bargaining."

"Why not at least try to bargain?"

The senior monk seemed a little impatient: "Then tell me how much?"

"How about... a thousand?"

The senior monk suddenly sprang up, appearing even more agile than Yu Huadu.

He picked up the payment QR code from the stall.

"Thirty-four in total, thank you for your patronage."

Domain Poison: "(⊙_☉)"

Damn it, that's too expensive!

After searching for a long time, Yu Huadu pointed to the only peach wood sword among a pile of swords without a tag, and his eyes lit up.

"I want this one!"

"Sold as a package, not individually."

Domain Poison: "..."

If it weren't for Longhu Mountain, and if it weren't for Gong Qing's grand plan, he would have slapped this unscrupulous merchant to death.

But now the situation is stronger than the people.

Yu Huadu could only silently take out his phone, scan the code, and pay.

Watching this great traitor leave with a pile of peach wood swords, the great monk sat there shaking his head and sighing.

The Quanxing sect is really going backwards.

At least I got a "no further investigation" warning. Even if I can't go back to Wudang, at least I don't have to worry about being chased and killed in Longhu Mountain.

He got angry when he thought about how pathetic he had looked before.

Is there any justice left? He has cultivated the Dao for over a hundred years, yet he can't even defeat Lu Xuan when he was just a teenager.

Now he's so lowly that he has to be bossed around by a junior like Lu Xuan.

Seeing that no one was around, the monk twisted his body and disappeared into thin air as a wisp of black smoke.

Meanwhile, Gong Qing was contacting his subordinates to carry out the plan.

Looking at the phone in his hand, which belonged to the Domain Poison, Gong Qing was stunned, as if his IQ had been hit by a critical strike.

His words carried a sense of powerlessness.

"What do you mean you bought Lu Zu's sword?"

"Domain Poison, are you awake?"

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